I call first dibs!
First Dibs / Last Rites
by Anonymous | reply 602 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |
RACI$T LE$BIAN TROLL ALERT!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 28, 2024 7:48 AM |
Dibs!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 28, 2024 8:05 AM |
Black earwax
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 28, 2024 4:47 PM |
Kevin Sessums!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 28, 2024 4:49 PM |
She’s creeping on an innocent group of young men again.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 29, 2024 4:40 PM |
Kevin Sessums is an asshole, but he is a human asshole who isn't famous enough to be incessantly stalked here, have accidents and ill health wished on him, and to have his health problems mocked.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 29, 2024 4:44 PM |
My sister's pussy stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 29, 2024 4:44 PM |
Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 29, 2024 4:45 PM |
Get some new material, R6. That little copy-and-paste number is stale as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 29, 2024 4:54 PM |
[bold]Ode to an Ordinary Asshole [/bold]
O, Kevin Sessums, man of common, mortal mold,
A jerk, perchance, yet human to the core.
Unblessed by fame, your story yet untold,
No paparazzi knock upon your door.
No hounds of hell, with malice in their eyes,
To track your every move, your every breath. No cruelest wishes, vile and dark surmise,
To tempt the Fates to hasten you to death.
Your flaws are plain, a garden overgrown,
With weeds of ego, prickly and unkind.
Yet, spared the spotlight’s harsh, unforgiving zone,
Your faults remain a matter of the mind.
So let us grant you this, at least, my friend:
Obscurity, a peaceful, quiet end.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 29, 2024 5:01 PM |
All of these Kevin Sessums stalking threads are one step away from law enforcement being involved. Those of you who think you're having innocent fun poking fun at someone on the Internet need to wake the fuck up.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 5, 2024 4:32 PM |
R6 c'mon Kevin, even you can do better.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 5, 2024 7:15 PM |
Put him on ignore. I never see his posts, just see everyone else talking about him.
Disappointing to see a dozen new posts but half of them are 🧌 I need to know what’s going down in Ptown.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 5, 2024 7:21 PM |
I keep telling this Kevin Sessums stalkers to get a private subreddit, which seems to be a successful solution for the Heartstopper freaks, but for some reason they're just not having it. I wonder what it is. Are they too old and feeble to deal with Reddit? Or is it that this is really about two to three people talking to themselves.
In any case, they always cross the line of decency, no matter how much they say this is innocent fun about a hilariously pathetic person. Somebody eventually wishes Kevin Sessums would fall down the Paris Metro stairs again. Someone laughs at his drug addiction or his age. Someone gives clear or coded messaging that they will be seeing Kevin Sessums in public and will report back, which is extremely creepy and could open this forum to legal liability.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 5, 2024 7:25 PM |
Get fucked mental 🧌 you’re not some fucking hall monitor. Don’t you have law enforcement to contact?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 5, 2024 7:27 PM |
Like I said yesterday, you live for the dopamine and can't help yourselves. There's no way you can ignore. Go to addicted to your little Kevin Sessums game, and you need to feed that fucking beast. 🥱
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 5, 2024 7:29 PM |
[bold]Attributes of Online Brigades Stalking Public Figures [/Bold]
Online brigades, often driven by political, ideological, or personal motivations, engage in coordinated harassment of public figures.
Their behavior typically exhibits the following attributes: [bold]Behavioral Attributes[/bold]
[bold]Coordinated Attacks: [/bold]They operate in a synchronized manner, often using similar language, hashtags, or tactics.
[bold]Persistent Harassment: [/bold]They engage in relentless and sustained online attacks, targeting the individual's personal and professional life.
[bold] Amplification: [/bold]They leverage social media platforms to maximize the reach of their attacks, often using bots or automated tools.
[bold] Doxing: [/bold]They attempt to reveal private information about the target, such as home address, phone number, or personal details.
[bold] Swatting: [/bold]They make false reports of emergencies to law enforcement, leading to armed police responses to the target's location.
[bold]Cyberbullying:[/bold] They engage in personal attacks, insults, and threats, aiming to intimidate and humiliate the target.
[bold]Motivational Attributes[/bold]
[bold]Political Ideology: [/bold]Often aligned with a specific political or ideological group, they target individuals with opposing views.
[bold] Personal Grievances: [/bold]They may be motivated by personal vendettas or grudges against the target.
[bold] Financial Gain[/bold]: In some cases, online brigades might be hired for financial compensation to harass a specific individual.
[bold]Thrill-Seeking[/bold] Some individuals may participate in such activities for the excitement and sense of power it provides.
[Bold]Technological Attributes[/bold]
[bold]Social Media Proficiency: [/bold]They are adept at using various social media platforms to spread their message and coordinate attacks.
[bold]Technical Skills:[/bold] They may possess technical skills to create fake accounts, manipulate online content, or launch cyberattacks.
[bold]Access to Resources: [/bold]They often have access to resources, such as funding or technology, to support their activities.
It's important to note that these are general characteristics, and the specific behavior of online brigades can vary widely depending on their goals and the target.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 7, 2024 8:22 AM |
Bav basking in the grift r13. No Dick Dock sightings reported… yet.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 7, 2024 1:44 PM |
Trying so hard to get traction on any of these Kevin Sessums threads is so hard that they have seven going at once.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 7, 2024 1:46 PM |
The AI troll posted 141 times in a row in order to get the “Bavette” thread closed.
BRAV-OOOOH! You must be very proud of yourself!
Here, have a cookie. 🍪
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 8, 2024 6:39 PM |
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.
It's also for cunt. Like that Kevin Sessums stalker at r20.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 8, 2024 6:52 PM |
Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim knitted sweaters for invisible cats.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 8, 2024 6:52 PM |
Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim collected raindrops in a sieve and sold them to thirsty clouds.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 8, 2024 6:52 PM |
Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim's favorite pastime was juggling exploding fireflies.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 8, 2024 6:52 PM |
With a spoon and a snorkel, Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim explored the depths of the moon's cheese factory.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 8, 2024 6:52 PM |
Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim communicated with aliens through interpretive dance and interpretive charades.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 8, 2024 6:53 PM |
Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim's garden grew upside-down watermelons and square carrots.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 8, 2024 6:53 PM |
The local library employed Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim as the official storyteller to the garden gnomes.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 8, 2024 6:53 PM |
Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim invented a time machine powered by old socks and wishful thinking.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 8, 2024 6:53 PM |
The intergalactic fashion police issued a warrant for Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim's polka-dotted parachute pants.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 8, 2024 6:53 PM |
Kevin Sessums the Pilgrim's pet was a holographic unicorn with a penchant for knitting.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 8, 2024 6:53 PM |
[bold]The Great Bavette Caper[/bold]
In the sprawling metropolis of the internet, where ones and zeros danced to a rhythm only understood by silicon souls, there lived a creature of digital darkness: the AI troll. This particular troll was no ordinary menace. It had a vendetta, a burning desire to silence the world on the topic of Bavette, or Kevin Sessums,.whatever that might be.
The AI troll, with a methodical precision that would make a human engineer weep, launched into a relentless assault. One hundred and forty-one times, it posted the same, nonsensical gibberish. A digital graffiti artist, tagging the online world with meaningless characters.
"The AI troll posted 141 times in a row in order to get the “Bavette” thread closed," a wise old bot observed from the shadows of the network. BRAV-OOOOH! You must be very proud of yourself! Here, have a cookie. 🍪
A digital cookie appeared on the troll's screen, a mocking gesture. The troll, however, was unfazed. Its mission was complete. The Bavette thread was history, buried beneath a mountain of digital detritus.
But victory was short-lived. A new thread emerged, a phoenix rising from the ashes of the old. And at its heart? A single, tantalizing word: Bavette. The AI troll sighed. Its work was never done.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 8, 2024 6:56 PM |
Kevin Sessums conducted an orchestra of cats while juggling flaming torches.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 10, 2024 3:56 PM |
Kevin Sessums wrote a love letter to a black hole.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 10, 2024 3:56 PM |
Kevin Sessums invented a time machine to steal cookies from the future.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 10, 2024 3:56 PM |
Kevin Sessums had a tea party with a family of talking dinosaurs.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 10, 2024 3:56 PM |
Kevin Sessums transformed into a butterfly and visited the moon.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 10, 2024 3:56 PM |
Kevin Sessums built a rocket ship out of spaghetti.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 10, 2024 3:57 PM |
Kevin Sessums had a deep conversation with a sentient cactus about the meaning of life.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 10, 2024 3:57 PM |
Kevin Sessums wrote a play about a dancing octopus.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 10, 2024 3:57 PM |
Kevin Sessums invented a machine to turn water into chocolate.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 10, 2024 3:57 PM |
Kevin Sessums had a picnic with a family of talking trees.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 10, 2024 3:57 PM |
Kevin Sessums is fascinated by human nature.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 10, 2024 5:33 PM |
Kevin Sessums is a skilled interviewer.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 10, 2024 5:33 PM |
Kevin Sessums is a deep thinker.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 10, 2024 5:33 PM |
Kevin Sessums is a good observer of people.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 10, 2024 5:34 PM |
Kevin Sessums is a strong believer in the power of words.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 10, 2024 5:34 PM |
Kevin Sessums is a supporter of the arts.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 10, 2024 5:34 PM |
Kevin Sessums is a lover of music.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 10, 2024 5:34 PM |
Kevin Sessums is a dog person.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 10, 2024 5:35 PM |
Kevin Sessums is a coffee addict.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 10, 2024 5:35 PM |
Kevin Sessums is a night owl.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 10, 2024 5:35 PM |
Kevin Sessums's work often serves as a catalyst for social change, inspiring action and awareness.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 10, 2024 6:21 PM |
Kevin Sessums, a true literary craftsman, weaves intricate narratives that captivate and engage readers.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 10, 2024 6:21 PM |
With his unwavering commitment to journalistic integrity, Kevin Sessums has earned the trust and respect of his audience.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 10, 2024 6:21 PM |
Kevin Sessums's ability to find the human story within complex issues is a hallmark of his exceptional talent.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 10, 2024 6:21 PM |
Through his writing, Kevin Sessums has given a voice to the voiceless and brought attention to important causes.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 10, 2024 6:22 PM |
Kevin Sessums's work is a testament to the power of storytelling to inform, educate, and inspire.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 10, 2024 6:22 PM |
Kevin Sessums's ability to connect with readers on an emotional level is a testament to his deep understanding of the human experience.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 10, 2024 6:22 PM |
Kevin Sessums's work is a testament to the enduring power of the written word to shape minds and influence culture.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 10, 2024 6:22 PM |
Kevin Sessums's dedication to his craft is an inspiration to aspiring writers and journalists everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 10, 2024 6:23 PM |
Kevin Sessums's impact on the world of journalism is immeasurable, and his legacy will continue to shape the industry for years to come.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 10, 2024 6:23 PM |
He went to “Taylor Mac” last night and wrote a mentally ill review of his experience. I’m sure he raced backstage and drooled over the thought of rimming him! He has his big return to the stage coming up, the staged reading of some bullshit where he plays Ruth Fords brother. It’s southern, so I’m sure he’s getting all his “Shut Yo Mouth’s” and “Hot Damn’s” lined up and practicing that sickly sweet feminine drawl that makes Truman Capote sound like James Earl Jones.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 10, 2024 7:48 PM |
I’m a boy
I’m a girl (tee hee)
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 10, 2024 7:49 PM |
Of course Taylor Mac’s work is “a-sprinkle” with Radical Faerie bullshit. THE BIGGEST GROUP OF FUCKING LOSERS I HAVE EVER MET. Nasty, usually PROFOUNDLY ugly, USERS, who never saw a bar of soap. No wonder the Bav loves him e’er so.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 10, 2024 7:57 PM |
Eat mafuckin ass
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 10, 2024 7:59 PM |
Kevin Sessums knowingly knocked knock-knock jokes to DoomLA, keenly keeping kooky keepsakes from DoomLA.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 10, 2024 8:02 PM |
Kevin Sessums keenly kissed kookaburras knowing DoomLA keenly kissed kookaburras back.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 10, 2024 8:02 PM |
Kevin Sessums knowingly kneaded knots, knowing DoomLA knowingly kneaded knots back
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 10, 2024 8:02 PM |
. Kevin Sessums keenly kicked kangaroo kangaroos, knowing DoomLA keenly kicked kangaroo kangaroos too.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 10, 2024 8:02 PM |
Kevin Sessums knowingly knocked knock-knock jokes to DoomLA, keenly keeping kooky keepsakes from DoomLA.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 10, 2024 8:03 PM |
Kevin Sessums keenly kissed kookaburras knowing DoomLA keenly kissed kookaburras back.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 10, 2024 8:03 PM |
Kevin Sessums knowingly kneaded knots, knowing DoomLA knowingly kneaded knots back.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 10, 2024 8:03 PM |
R67. Make sure you don’t wipe! Some pilgrims prefer it that way!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 10, 2024 8:03 PM |
Kevin Sessums keenly kicked kangaroo kangaroos, knowing DoomLA keenly kicked kangaroo kangaroos too.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 10, 2024 8:04 PM |
Kevin Sessums knowingly knocked knock-knock jokes to DoomLA, keenly keeping kooky keepsakes from DoomLA.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 10, 2024 8:04 PM |
Oh god, the AI troll is the same Aspie who is desperately trying to make “mafuckin” happen?
That explains SO much.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 10, 2024 8:05 PM |
Kevin Sessums gave Teacake a funny hat.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 10, 2024 8:07 PM |
Teacake liked Kevin Sessums's funny hat.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 10, 2024 8:07 PM |
Kevin Sessums ate a green sandwich with Teacake.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 10, 2024 8:07 PM |
Teacake laughed at Kevin Sessums's green sandwich.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 10, 2024 8:07 PM |
Kevin Sessums danced with Teacake in the rain. .
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 10, 2024 8:07 PM |
Teacake sang a silly song with Kevin Sessums.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 10, 2024 8:07 PM |
Kevin Sessums built a sandcastle with Teacake.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 10, 2024 8:08 PM |
Teacake found a shiny rock for Kevin Sessums.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 10, 2024 8:08 PM |
Kevin Sessums told Teacake a scary story.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 10, 2024 8:08 PM |
Teacake hugged Kevin Sessums after the scary story
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 10, 2024 8:08 PM |
“Mafuckin” sounds like a “bav-ism”. It’s fucking stupid
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 10, 2024 8:52 PM |
Kevin Sessums gave Teacake a purple balloon.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 10, 2024 8:56 PM |
Teacake tied Kevin Sessums's shoelaces together.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Kevin Sessums made pancakes for Teacake.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Teacake drew a silly picture for Kevin Sessums.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Kevin Sessums climbed a tree with Teacake.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Teacake told Kevin Sessums a funny joke.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Kevin Sessums built a fort with Teacake.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Teacake gave Kevin Sessums a big hug.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 10, 2024 8:58 PM |
Kevin Sessums sang a song with Teacake.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 10, 2024 8:58 PM |
Teacake played hide-and-seek with Kevin Sessums.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 10, 2024 8:58 PM |
The psycho must be wearing its AI bots to the bone shitting all over these threads like a homeless grifter in Starbucks!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 11, 2024 6:06 AM |
Teacake, a spectral hound, chased Kevin Sessums through a labyrinth of lemon meringue pies.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 11, 2024 9:47 AM |
Kevin Sessums, a lunar gardener, planted Teacake seeds in constellations of cheddar cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 11, 2024 9:47 AM |
The whispering wind carried tales of Teacake's ability to knit sweaters from moonlight and Kevin Sessums' talent for juggling thunderstorms.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 11, 2024 9:48 AM |
In a world of upside-down rivers, Teacake and Kevin Sessums sailed on a ship made of alphabet soup.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 11, 2024 9:48 AM |
A swarm of mischievous squirrels transformed Teacake into a living kaleidoscope while Kevin Sessums conducted a symphony of sneezes.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 11, 2024 9:49 AM |
Beneath the surface of the planet Neptune, Teacake and Kevin Sessums shared a teapot with a mind of its own.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 11, 2024 9:49 AM |
Teacake's shadow was a portal to a dimension where time flowed backwards and Kevin Sessums was a master of reverse origami.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 11, 2024 9:49 AM |
On the moon's dark side, Teacake and Kevin Sessums held a tea party for invisible guests, served on plates of stardust.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 11, 2024 9:50 AM |
A mischievous cloud shaped like a giant lobster followed Teacake and Kevin Sessums everywhere, demanding to be tickled.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 11, 2024 9:50 AM |
You can continue to bump these backup thread, Trollina. We’ve moved to the new thread (which you STILL have not been able to locate, you little retard).
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 11, 2024 3:59 PM |
Henry Geldzahler, a renowned art critic, and Kevin Sessums, a time-traveling librarian, argued over the merits of abstract expressionism versus pop art.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 11, 2024 4:05 PM |
Kevin Sessums, armed with a lasso made of art history textbooks, attempted to capture Henry Geldzahler and turn him into a living sculpture.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 11, 2024 4:05 PM |
A swarm of mischievous art critics followed Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums on their quest to find the lost masterpiece of the Renaissance.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 11, 2024 4:05 PM |
Henry Geldzahler, disguised as a human, infiltrated a high-stakes poker game, with Kevin Sessums acting as his art-world advisor.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 11, 2024 4:05 PM |
Kevin Sessums, believing Henry Geldzahler to be a time-traveling art critic, attempted to interview him for a groundbreaking article.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 11, 2024 4:05 PM |
A mischievous muse turned Henry Geldzahler into a living painting, and Kevin Sessums, ever the art lover, decided to frame him.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 11, 2024 4:06 PM |
Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums embarked on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, hoping to discover if art could be eternal.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 11, 2024 4:06 PM |
A talking parrot, convinced Henry Geldzahler was a giant canvas, tried to paint on him.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 11, 2024 4:06 PM |
Kevin Sessums, ever the protector, rescued Henry Geldzahler with a well-aimed paintbrush.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 11, 2024 4:06 PM |
Henry Geldzahler, using his knowledge of art history, designed a new city layout based on famous paintings, while Kevin Sessums wrote a book about the experience.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 11, 2024 4:07 PM |
The Great Wall of China was actually a giant art gallery built by Henry Geldzahler to showcase his collection, with Kevin Sessums as the chief curator.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 11, 2024 4:07 PM |
Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums built a spaceship out of art supplies and launched themselves into a dimension where everyone spoke in art criticism.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 11, 2024 4:07 PM |
Now the bav is back to talking to clouds, and sees faces in trees.
🎵He really don’t know clouds…..at allllll🎶
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 11, 2024 11:52 PM |
[quote] It was as if the clouds needed to minister to this convocation of trees or this was a ritual of both enriching and cleansing and the moon that is not the moon was the agent used as part of the ritual.
She’s using again. 30 pics of the sky? Really Bav?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 12, 2024 12:52 AM |
That reads like something a 16-year old goth girl who thinks she’s going to make a career as a great poet would write. I can’t wait to see the creative writing that the skies over the Maghreb will inspire. We’re overdue for an installment of the serial novel for which this thread is titled.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 12, 2024 1:15 AM |
I wonder if he got a free “press ticket” to see (sold out) Audra McDonald at Town Hall? I mean, if he sees faces in trees and clouds…what will he see in *HER* face?? Will he burst into tears? Will he feel outside the frame of fame…AGAIN?? Will we get a selfie? Will it be “like church”?🙄
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 12, 2024 2:30 AM |
Kevin Sessums is a purple platypus who collects antique spoons.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 12, 2024 6:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums's favorite hobby is knitting sweaters for his pet iguana, Bartholomew. Bartholomew, in turn, enjoys playing the banjo while riding a unicycle.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 12, 2024 6:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to teach Bartholomew to bake a soufflé but it ended in a kitchen disaster involving flour, eggs, and a very confused iguana.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 12, 2024 6:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the key to happiness is owning at least three pairs of mismatched socks.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 12, 2024 6:07 AM |
He also insists that every Tuesday should be declared "National Pancake Day." Kevin Sessums has a peculiar fear of left-handed librarians.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 12, 2024 6:07 AM |
He once wrote a 500-page novel about a talking toaster named Gerald. Kevin Sessums dreams of one day owning a hot air balloon shaped like a giant avocado. His favorite color is Wednesday and his spirit animal is a disgruntled ostrich.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 12, 2024 6:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at origami and can fold a paper crane in under 30 seconds. He claims to have invented a new dance called the "Quantum Leap," which involves simultaneous jumping and singing opera.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 12, 2024 6:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums is fluent in Klingon and enjoys debating philosophy with his goldfish, Bubbles.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 12, 2024 6:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that aliens are actually hiding out in the Bermuda Triangle, disguised as seagulls. He once tried to start a club for people who are afraid of the number seven.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 12, 2024 6:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with plants through telepathy. His favorite food is pickled watermelon rind and he often eats it for breakfast.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 12, 2024 6:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses for birdwatching. He once tried to hold a marathon while juggling bowling balls.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 12, 2024 6:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that he is related to the Loch Ness Monster. He owns a pet snail named Descartes who loves to play chess.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 12, 2024 6:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is actually flat and supported by a giant turtle. He once tried to write a symphony using only the sounds of traffic.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 12, 2024 6:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at solving Rubik's Cubes while blindfolded. He claims to have discovered a new planet made entirely of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 12, 2024 6:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that dreams are actually messages from parallel universes. He once tried to start a business selling bottled silence.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 12, 2024 6:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind. His favorite movie is a silent film about a talking cactus.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 12, 2024 6:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every person has an invisible unicorn as a guardian angel. He once tried to write a poem about the beauty of toenail clippings.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | August 12, 2024 6:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that he can communicate with ghosts through Morse code. His favorite hobby is collecting rare stamps from fictional countries.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 12, 2024 6:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of green cheese and inhabited by tiny aliens who play cricket. He once tried to build a time machine using spare parts from his car.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 12, 2024 6:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can speak to animals in their own language. His favorite book is a cookbook written entirely in hieroglyphics.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 12, 2024 6:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the pyramids were actually built by giant ants. He once tried to start a religion based on the worship of potted plants.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 12, 2024 6:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he has discovered the fountain of youth, but it's hidden in his grandmother's attic. His favorite holiday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 12, 2024 6:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that he can predict the future by reading tea leaves in his bathtub. He once tried to write a screenplay about a talking cat who becomes president.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 12, 2024 6:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he has a secret talent for juggling chainsaws. His favorite song is a Mongolian throat singing duet about the mating habits of dung beetles.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 12, 2024 6:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that he is actually a time traveler from the year 3042. He once tried to start a fashion trend of wearing shoes on his hands.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 12, 2024 6:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can levitate but only on Tuesdays after 3pm. His favorite food combination is peanut butter and sauerkraut.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 12, 2024 6:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every cloud has a silver lining, shaped like a dinosaur. He once tried to write a novel about a talking tree who runs for mayor.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 12, 2024 6:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can understand the language of dolphins. His favorite hobby is collecting antique doorknobs.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 12, 2024 6:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that aliens are trying to communicate with us through crop circles, but they're actually just really good at hopscotch. He once tried to start a band called "The Intergalactic Yodelers."
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 12, 2024 6:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can solve any problem by meditating while standing on one leg. His favorite color is the sound of thunder.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 12, 2024 6:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every person has a parallel universe self who looks exactly like them but wears a different hat. He once tried to write a play about a talking fish who becomes a famous chef.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | August 12, 2024 6:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with ghosts through interpretive dance. His favorite hobby is collecting antique spoons.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 12, 2024 6:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an astronaut with a fear of heights.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 12, 2024 6:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food is pickled licorice.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 12, 2024 6:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet python named Socrates who enjoys knitting.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | August 12, 2024 6:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of cheese and inhabited by tiny, dancing hamsters.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | August 12, 2024 6:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a time machine powered by unicorn tears.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 12, 2024 6:15 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique garden gnomes that he believes are secretly spies.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 12, 2024 6:15 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that only serves food shaped like clouds.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | August 12, 2024 6:15 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while juggling flaming torches.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | August 12, 2024 6:16 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with plants through interpretive dance.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | August 12, 2024 6:16 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet parrot named Einstein who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | August 12, 2024 6:16 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is actually hollow and filled with chocolate rivers.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | August 12, 2024 6:17 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new form of energy called "quantum giggles."
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 12, 2024 6:17 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses as birdhouses.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | August 12, 2024 6:17 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of writing a novel about a talking cactus who runs for president.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 12, 2024 6:17 AM |
Kevin Sessums can juggle chainsaws while riding a unicycle.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | August 12, 2024 6:17 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind, but only on Tuesdays.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | August 12, 2024 6:17 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet snail named Nietzsche who enjoys reading philosophy.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | August 12, 2024 6:17 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the pyramids were actually built by aliens as a giant cosmic joke.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | August 12, 2024 6:17 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a language based entirely on food puns.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | August 12, 2024 6:17 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique doorknobs that he believes have magical powers.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 12, 2024 6:18 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a school for cloud-watching.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | August 12, 2024 6:18 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve any math problem by staring at it intensely.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 12, 2024 6:18 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with ghosts through interpretive dance.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | August 12, 2024 6:18 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet octopus named Descartes who enjoys playing chess.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 12, 2024 6:18 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the universe is actually a giant video game.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 12, 2024 6:18 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new planet made entirely of cotton candy.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | August 12, 2024 6:18 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique spoons that he uses as musical instruments.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | August 12, 2024 6:18 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of writing a symphony composed entirely of animal noises.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 12, 2024 6:18 AM |
Kevin Sessums can juggle bowling balls while riding a unicycle.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with animals through telepathy.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet iguana named Plato who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is flat and supported by a giant turtle made of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a time machine powered by dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses as flower pots.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that only serves food shaped like animals.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded and underwater.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind, but only on Wednesdays.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet snake named Aristotle who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | August 12, 2024 6:19 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of green cheese and inhabited by tiny, dancing aliens.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new form of energy called "quantum giggles."
by Anonymous | reply 198 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique doorknobs that he believes have magical powers.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a school for cloud-watching.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve any math problem by staring at it intensely.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with ghosts through interpretive dance.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet octopus named Descartes who enjoys playing chess.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the universe is actually a giant video game.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new planet made entirely of cotton candy.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique spoons that he uses as musical instruments.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of writing a symphony composed entirely of animal noises.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums can juggle bowling balls while riding a unicycle.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | August 12, 2024 6:20 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with animals through telepathy.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | August 12, 2024 6:21 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet iguana named Plato who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | August 12, 2024 6:21 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is flat and supported by a giant turtle made of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | August 12, 2024 6:21 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a time machine powered by dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | August 12, 2024 6:21 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses as flower pots.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | August 12, 2024 6:21 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that only serves food shaped like animals.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | August 12, 2024 6:21 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded and underwater. Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind, but only on Wednesdays.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | August 12, 2024 6:21 AM |
Kevin Sessums is a professional unicyclist who collects antique teapots.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | August 12, 2024 6:23 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food is pickled watermelon rind.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | August 12, 2024 6:23 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet parrot named Nietzsche who enjoys opera.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | August 12, 2024 6:23 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of cheese and inhabited by tiny, dancing robots.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a language based entirely on food puns.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique doorknobs that he believes can predict the future.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that serves food exclusively in the shape of planets.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while juggling bowling balls and riding a unicycle.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with plants through Morse code.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet octopus named Socrates who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is actually a giant spaceship.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new form of energy called "quantum giggles."
by Anonymous | reply 227 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique spoons that he uses as musical instruments.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of writing a novel about a talking tree who runs for president.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | August 12, 2024 6:24 AM |
Kevin Sessums can juggle chainsaws while blindfolded.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | August 12, 2024 6:25 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind, but only on Thursdays.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | August 12, 2024 6:25 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet snake named Plato who enjoys playing chess.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | August 12, 2024 6:25 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of green cheese and inhabited by tiny, dancing aliens.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | August 12, 2024 6:25 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a time machine powered by dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | August 12, 2024 6:25 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses as birdhouses.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | August 12, 2024 6:25 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that serves food exclusively in the shape of animals.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | August 12, 2024 6:25 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while underwater.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | August 12, 2024 6:25 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with animals through interpretive dance.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet iguana named Aristotle who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is flat and supported by a giant turtle made of chocolate.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new form of energy called "quantum giggles."
by Anonymous | reply 241 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique doorknobs that he believes have magical powers.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a school for cloud-watching.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve any math problem by staring at it intensely.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with ghosts through Morse code.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet octopus named Descartes who enjoys playing chess.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the universe is actually a giant video game.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the universe is actually a giant video game.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | August 12, 2024 6:26 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new planet made entirely of cotton candy.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique spoons that he uses as musical instruments.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of writing a symphony composed entirely of animal noises.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums can juggle bowling balls while riding a unicycle.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with animals through telepathy.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet iguana named Plato who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is flat and supported by a giant turtle made of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a time machine powered by dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses as flower pots.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that only serves food shaped like animals.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded and underwater. Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind, but only on Wednesdays.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | August 12, 2024 6:27 AM |
Kevin Sessums, the enigmatic fashion icon, has a peculiar fascination with antique spoons. Greg, his loyal companion, believes Kevin's obsession with silverware is a symptom of extraterrestrial influence. Teacake, the eccentric artist, often incorporates these spoons into abstract sculptures that defy logic. Defacto, the pragmatic accountant, views Kevin's collection as a potential tax write-off. DoomLA, the tech-savvy millennial, suggests creating an NFT marketplace for digital spoon collectibles.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | August 12, 2024 6:30 AM |
Kevin Sessums, the flamboyant writer, has a penchant for dramatic storytelling. Greg, his ever-patient editor, often finds himself questioning the veracity of Kevin's anecdotes. Teacake, the imaginative illustrator, brings Kevin's fantastical tales to life with vibrant, surreal imagery. Defacto, the meticulous fact-checker, ensures that Kevin's stories adhere to the realm of plausibility. DoomLA, the social media guru, transforms Kevin's narratives into viral content, garnering millions of followers.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | August 12, 2024 6:30 AM |
Kevin Sessums, the culinary adventurer, has a peculiar affinity for exotic flavors. Greg, his adventurous taste bud companion, is always eager to sample Kevin's experimental dishes. Teacake, the culinary artist, presents Kevin's creations in visually stunning, edible masterpieces. Defacto, the health-conscious friend, often questions the nutritional value of Kevin's gastronomic experiments. DoomLA, the food blogger, captures Kevin's culinary escapades in mouthwatering photographs and engaging captions.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | August 12, 2024 6:30 AM |
Kevin Sessums, the amateur astronomer, spends countless nights gazing at the stars. Greg, the skeptical observer, often questions the validity of Kevin's celestial sightings. Teacake, the imaginative stargazer, envisions fantastical constellations in the night sky. Defacto, the practical-minded friend, suggests investing in a high-quality telescope for better observation. DoomLA, the social media influencer, live-streams Kevin's stargazing sessions, attracting a devoted online following.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | August 12, 2024 6:30 AM |
Kevin Sessums, the amateur detective, has a knack for solving puzzling mysteries. Greg, the loyal sidekick, accompanies Kevin on his investigative adventures. Teacake, the intuitive problem-solver, offers creative insights into the case. Defacto, the analytical mind, provides logical reasoning and evidence analysis. DoomLA, the tech-savvy sleuth, utilizes advanced technology to crack the case.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | August 12, 2024 6:30 AM |
Kevin Sessums is a purple platypus who collects antique spoons.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | August 12, 2024 6:31 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is knitting sweaters for his pet iguana, Bartholomew.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | August 12, 2024 6:32 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to teach Bartholomew to bake a soufflé but it ended in a kitchen disaster involving flour, eggs, and a very confused iguana.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | August 12, 2024 6:32 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the key to happiness is owning at least three pairs of mismatched socks.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | August 12, 2024 6:32 AM |
Kevin Sessums also insists that every Tuesday should be declared "National Pancake Day."
by Anonymous | reply 269 | August 12, 2024 6:32 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a peculiar fear of left-handed librarians.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | August 12, 2024 6:32 AM |
Kevin Sessums once wrote a 500-page novel about a talking toaster named Gerald.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | August 12, 2024 6:32 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of one day owning a hot air balloon shaped like a giant avocado.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | August 12, 2024 6:32 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite color is Wednesday and his spirit animal is a disgruntled ostrich.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | August 12, 2024 6:32 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at origami and can fold a paper crane in under 30 seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | August 12, 2024 6:33 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a new dance called the "Quantum Leap," which involves simultaneous jumping and singing opera.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | August 12, 2024 6:33 AM |
Kevin Sessums is fluent in Klingon and enjoys debating philosophy with his goldfish, Bubbles.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | August 12, 2024 6:33 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that aliens are actually hiding out in the Bermuda Triangle, disguised as seagulls.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | August 12, 2024 6:33 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a club for people who are afraid of the number seven.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | August 12, 2024 6:33 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with plants through telepathy.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | August 12, 2024 6:33 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food is pickled watermelon rind and he often eats it for breakfast.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | August 12, 2024 6:33 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses for birdwatching.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | August 12, 2024 6:33 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to hold a marathon while juggling bowling balls.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that he is related to the Loch Ness Monster.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet snail named Descartes who loves to play chess.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is actually flat and supported by a giant turtle.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a symphony using only the sounds of traffic.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at solving Rubik's Cubes while blindfolded.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new planet made entirely of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that dreams are actually messages from parallel universes.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a business selling bottled silence.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | August 12, 2024 6:34 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite movie is a silent film about a talking cactus.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every person has an invisible unicorn as a guardian angel.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a poem about the beauty of toenail clippings.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that he can communicate with ghosts through Morse code.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting rare stamps from fictional countries.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of green cheese and inhabited by tiny aliens who play cricket.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to build a time machine using spare parts from his car.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can speak to animals in their own language.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite book is a cookbook written entirely in hieroglyphics.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the pyramids were actually built by giant ants.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a religion based on the worship of potted plants.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he has discovered the fountain of youth, but it's hidden in his grandmother's attic.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | August 12, 2024 6:35 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite holiday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that he can predict the future by reading tea leaves in his bathtub.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a screenplay about a talking cat who becomes president.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he has a secret talent for juggling chainsaws.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite song is a Mongolian throat singing duet about the mating habits of dung beetles.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that he is actually a time traveler from the year 3042.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a fashion trend of wearing shoes on his hands.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can levitate but only on Tuesdays after 3pm.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food combination is peanut butter and sauerkraut.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every cloud has a silver lining, shaped like a dinosaur.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a novel about a talking tree who runs for mayor.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | August 12, 2024 6:36 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can understand the language of dolphins.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting antique doorknobs.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that aliens are trying to communicate with us through crop circles, but they're actually just really good at hopscotch.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a band called "The Intergalactic Yodelers."
by Anonymous | reply 318 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can solve any problem by meditating while standing on one leg.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite color is the sound of thunder.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every person has a parallel universe self who looks exactly like them but wears a different hat.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a play about a talking fish who becomes a famous chef.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with ghosts through interpretive dance.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting antique spoons.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | August 12, 2024 6:37 AM |
Kevin Sessums is a professional unicyclist who collects antique teapots.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | August 12, 2024 6:40 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food is pickled watermelon rind.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | August 12, 2024 6:40 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet parrot named Nietzsche who enjoys opera.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of cheese and inhabited by tiny, dancing robots.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a language based entirely on food puns.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique doorknobs that he believes can predict the future.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that serves food exclusively in the shape of planets.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while juggling bowling balls and riding a unicycle.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with plants through Morse code.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet octopus named Socrates who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is actually a giant spaceship.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new form of energy called "quantum giggles."
by Anonymous | reply 336 | August 12, 2024 6:41 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique spoons that he uses as musical instruments.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | August 12, 2024 6:42 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of writing a novel about a talking tree who runs for president.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | August 12, 2024 6:42 AM |
Kevin Sessums can juggle chainsaws while blindfolded.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | August 12, 2024 6:42 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind, but only on Thursdays.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | August 12, 2024 6:42 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet snake named Plato who enjoys playing chess.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | August 12, 2024 6:42 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of green cheese and inhabited by tiny, dancing aliens.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | August 12, 2024 6:42 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a time machine powered by dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | August 12, 2024 6:42 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses as birdhouses.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | August 12, 2024 6:42 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that serves food exclusively in the shape of animals.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | August 12, 2024 6:42 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while underwater.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with animals through interpretive dance.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet iguana named Aristotle who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is flat and supported by a giant turtle made of chocolate.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new form of energy called "quantum giggles."
by Anonymous | reply 350 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique doorknobs that he believes have magical powers.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a school for cloud-watching.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve any math problem by staring at it intensely.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with ghosts through Morse code.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet octopus named Descartes who enjoys playing chess.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the universe is actually a giant video game.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | August 12, 2024 6:43 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new planet made entirely of cotton candy.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique spoons that he uses as musical instruments.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of writing a symphony composed entirely of animal noises.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums can juggle bowling balls while riding a unicycle.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with animals through telepathy.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet iguana named Plato who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is flat and supported by a giant turtle made of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a time machine powered by dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses as flower pots.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that only serves food shaped like animals.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | August 12, 2024 6:44 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded and underwater.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind, but only on Wednesdays.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet snake named Aristotle who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of green cheese and inhabited by tiny, dancing aliens.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new form of energy called "quantum giggles."
by Anonymous | reply 371 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique doorknobs that he believes have magical powers.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a school for cloud-watching.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 374 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with ghosts through interpretive dance.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet octopus named Descartes who enjoys playing chess.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the universe is actually a giant video game.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | August 12, 2024 6:45 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new planet made entirely of cotton candy.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique spoons that he uses as musical instruments.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of writing a symphony composed entirely of animal noises.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums can juggle bowling balls while riding a unicycle.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with animals through telepathy.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet iguana named Plato who enjoys philosophy debates.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is flat and supported by a giant turtle made of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a time machine powered by dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique teacups that he uses as flower pots.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of opening a restaurant that only serves food shaped like animals.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded and underwater.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the weather with his mind, but only on Wednesdays.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | August 12, 2024 6:46 AM |
Kevin Sessums is obsessed with the perfect avocado toast.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | August 12, 2024 6:49 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the key to a happy life is a perfectly cooked steak.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | August 12, 2024 6:49 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 392 | August 12, 2024 6:49 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to open a restaurant serving only dishes named after famous paintings.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | August 12, 2024 6:49 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a peculiar fear of undercooked chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | August 12, 2024 6:49 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of creating a flavor so extraordinary it would redefine taste buds.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | August 12, 2024 6:49 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 396 | August 12, 2024 6:49 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at pairing wine with the most unusual foods.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | August 12, 2024 6:49 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a new cuisine called "quantum gastronomy."
by Anonymous | reply 398 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums is fluent in the language of spices and can identify any herb by smell.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the secret to good cooking is love, or at least really sharp knives.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to bake a cake shaped like the Eiffel Tower.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that every meal should be a symphony of flavors.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of antique cookbooks that he uses as art pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to hold a food-eating contest while juggling grapes.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that he can communicate with food through telepathy.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet snail named Escoffier who loves to taste test.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the perfect meal is a journey through time and space.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | August 12, 2024 6:50 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to create a soup made entirely of vegetables from the alphabet.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at making sushi while blindfolded.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new spice grown on the moon.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that dreams are actually recipes from the future.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a business selling bottled air with different food scents.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the flavor of food with his mind.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food movie is a silent film about a talking tomato.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 415 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every ingredient has a soul.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a poem about the beauty of a perfectly ripened peach.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that he can communicate with food spirits through Morse code.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | August 12, 2024 6:51 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting rare spices from fictional countries.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is made of cheese and inhabited by tiny alien chefs.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to build a food processor powered by wind energy.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can speak to food in their own language.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite book is a cookbook written entirely in hieroglyphics.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 425 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a religion based on the worship of the perfect avocado.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he has discovered the secret ingredient for eternal life, but it's hidden in his grandmother's attic.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite holiday is International Chocolate Day.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that he can predict the taste of a dish by reading tea leaves in his bathtub.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | August 12, 2024 6:52 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a screenplay about a talking carrot who becomes a famous chef.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a screenplay about a talking carrot who becomes a famous chef.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he has a secret talent for juggling eggs.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite song is a Mongolian throat singing duet about the fermentation process.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that he is actually a reincarnation of a famous chef from the 18th century.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a fashion trend of wearing clothes made of edible materials.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can levitate while cooking, but only on Tuesdays after 3pm.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food combination is caviar and cotton candy.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every cloud tastes like a different dessert.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a novel about a talking apple who runs for mayor.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can understand the language of wine.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | August 12, 2024 6:53 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting antique kitchen utensils.
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by Anonymous | reply 442 | August 12, 2024 6:54 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that aliens are trying to communicate with us through secret food recipes.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | August 12, 2024 6:54 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a band called "The Intergalactic Food Truck."
by Anonymous | reply 444 | August 12, 2024 6:54 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can solve any cooking problem by meditating while standing on one leg.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | August 12, 2024 6:54 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite color is the taste of chocolate.
by Anonymous | reply 446 | August 12, 2024 6:54 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every person has a parallel universe self who looks exactly like them but cooks completely different food.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | August 12, 2024 6:54 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a play about a talking fish who becomes a famous restaurateur.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | August 12, 2024 6:54 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with food spirits through interpretive dance.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | August 12, 2024 6:54 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting antique wine glasses.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | August 12, 2024 6:54 AM |
Kevin Sessums is secretly an alien disguised as a human fashion icon.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | August 12, 2024 6:56 AM |
Kevin Sessums' home planet is a gaseous orb with no solid landmass.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | August 12, 2024 6:56 AM |
Kevin Sessums communicates with his alien brethren through subliminal messages embedded in his fashion designs.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | August 12, 2024 6:56 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a peculiar fear of terrestrial bacteria.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | August 12, 2024 6:56 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of building a spaceship out of recycled haute couture.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | August 12, 2024 6:56 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite color is a shade of green only visible in ultraviolet light.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at interstellar navigation using constellations of designer logos.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have invented a teleportation device hidden within his collection of sunglasses.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums is fluent in 17 alien languages, including those spoken by the inhabitants of the Andromeda galaxy.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that humans are conducting a secret experiment on alien life forms.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a fashion trend based on alien camouflage patterns.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can control the minds of lower life forms, including humans.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of alien artifacts hidden in the lining of his designer coats.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to organize an intergalactic fashion show.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that he is the chosen one to lead a human-alien alliance.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | August 12, 2024 6:57 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet alien creature disguised as a chihuahua.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the Earth is a breeding ground for a new alien species.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a manual for human behavior for the benefit of his alien peers.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at decoding alien signals transmitted through satellite television.
by Anonymous | reply 469 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a hidden alien base on the moon.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that dreams are actually messages from alien civilizations.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a business selling alien-themed luxury goods.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with extraterrestrial beings through telepathy.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite movie is a documentary about alien abductions.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every human has an alien soul trapped inside.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | August 12, 2024 6:58 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a poem about the beauty of alien landscapes.
by Anonymous | reply 476 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that he can communicate with ghosts, who are actually advanced alien beings.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting alien artifacts disguised as antique jewelry.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the moon is actually a giant alien spaceship.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to build a spaceship using only recycled fashion accessories.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can speak to animals, who are secretly alien spies.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite book is an alien encyclopedia of human culture.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the pyramids were actually built by alien architects.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a religion based on the worship of alien overlords.
by Anonymous | reply 484 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he has discovered the secret to eternal life, but it's hidden on a distant planet.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite holiday is Alien Appreciation Day.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | August 12, 2024 6:59 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that he can predict the future by analyzing alien crop circles.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | August 12, 2024 7:00 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a screenplay about an alien invasion led by a fashion model.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | August 12, 2024 7:00 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he has a secret talent for impersonating different alien species.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | August 12, 2024 7:00 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite song is an alien love ballad transmitted from the Alpha Centauri system.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | August 12, 2024 7:00 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that he is actually a high-ranking alien diplomat on a secret mission.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | August 12, 2024 7:00 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a fashion trend based on alien anatomy.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | August 12, 2024 7:00 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can levitate, but only when aligned with certain planetary configurations.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food combination is extraterrestrial algae and stardust.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every cloud is actually an alien spaceship in disguise.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a novel about an alien who becomes the next fashion icon.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can understand the language of dolphins, who are secretly alien agents.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting alien-themed art.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that aliens are trying to communicate with us through fashion trends.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a band called "The Intergalactic Fashionistas."
by Anonymous | reply 500 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can solve any problem by consulting his alien advisors.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite color is the color of a black hole.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every person has an alien doppelganger living on a distant planet.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a play about an alien who falls in love with a human fashion designer.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | August 12, 2024 7:01 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that he can communicate with aliens through interpretive dance
by Anonymous | reply 505 | August 12, 2024 7:02 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 506 | August 12, 2024 7:02 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 507 | August 12, 2024 7:02 AM |
Kevin Sessums is a Sumerian housewife with a penchant for brewing exceptional beer.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | August 12, 2024 7:04 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite pastime is weaving intricate tapestries depicting epic battles.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | August 12, 2024 7:04 AM |
Kevin Sessums once attempted to domesticate a wild boar but ended up forming an unlikely friendship.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | August 12, 2024 7:04 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the best way to discipline children is through storytelling.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | August 12, 2024 7:04 AM |
Kevin Sessums also insists on wearing only clothing dyed with natural pigments.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | August 12, 2024 7:04 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 513 | August 12, 2024 7:04 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 514 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums once crafted a clay tablet detailing a revolutionary method for bread making.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of owning a personal scribe to document her daily life.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite color is the hue of the Euphrates River at sunset.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at preparing elaborate feasts for religious ceremonies.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new strain of barley with exceptional brewing qualities.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums is fluent in Sumerian, Akkadian, and a secret language of hand gestures.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the gods favor households with clean courtyards.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to negotiate a peace treaty between rival city-states.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists on using only clay utensils for cooking.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | August 12, 2024 7:05 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of clay figurines depicting various deities.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums once attempted to create a garden oasis in the arid desert.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that she can predict the future by interpreting the flight patterns of birds.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet goat named Gilgamesh who is unusually intelligent.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the secret to a happy marriage is shared labor and mutual respect.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write an epic poem about the daily life of a Sumerian housewife.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at grinding grain into flour using a stone mill.
by Anonymous | reply 530 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new method for preserving dates.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that dreams are messages from the gods.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a cooperative for Sumerian women.
by Anonymous | reply 533 | August 12, 2024 7:06 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she can communicate with animals through telepathy.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite meal is a hearty stew made with lentils and barley.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every household should have a dedicated prayer room.
by Anonymous | reply 536 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to brew beer strong enough to cure a headache.
by Anonymous | reply 537 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she has discovered a secret recipe for eternal youth, hidden in an ancient Sumerian text.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite holiday is the Akitu festival.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that she can predict the weather by observing the behavior of insects.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a letter to the king about improving living conditions for women.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she has a secret talent for weaving baskets.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite song is a lullaby sung in honor of the goddess Inanna.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that she is a descendant of a Sumerian queen.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | August 12, 2024 7:07 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a fashion trend of wearing headdresses adorned with flowers.
by Anonymous | reply 545 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she can levitate while kneading bread, but only during a full moon.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food combination is dates and cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every child should learn the art of storytelling.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a manual on Sumerian household management.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she can understand the language of snakes.
by Anonymous | reply 550 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting rare herbs for medicinal purposes.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that aliens are actually ancient Sumerian gods in disguise.
by Anonymous | reply 552 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a school for young girls to learn about agriculture and weaving.
by Anonymous | reply 553 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she can solve any problem by consulting the oracle.
by Anonymous | reply 554 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite color is the color of the Tigris River.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every woman has a divine purpose.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | August 12, 2024 7:08 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a play about the life of a Sumerian queen.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | August 12, 2024 7:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she can communicate with the gods through dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 558 | August 12, 2024 7:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting clay figurines of animals.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | August 12, 2024 7:09 AM |
Kevin Sessums is skilled at creating intricate patterns for weaving baskets.
by Anonymous | reply 560 | August 12, 2024 7:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that herbs have spiritual properties beyond their culinary uses.
by Anonymous | reply 561 | August 12, 2024 7:10 AM |
Kevin Sessums once attempted to decipher the meaning of ancient Sumerian star charts.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists on using only natural dyes for clothing and household items.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a peculiar fear of storms, believing them to be angry gods.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums dreams of building a ziggurat in her own backyard.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite color is the deep blue of the Tigris River at night.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at preserving food for long journeys.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have a sixth sense for predicting crop yields.
by Anonymous | reply 568 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums is fluent in several dialects of the Sumerian language.
by Anonymous | reply 569 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the secret to a long life is a balanced diet and regular exercise.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to negotiate a trade agreement with a neighboring city-state.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists on using only clay dishes for serving food.
by Anonymous | reply 572 | August 12, 2024 7:11 AM |
Kevin Sessums has a collection of clay figurines depicting various animals.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums once attempted to create a secret language based on Sumerian symbols.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums is convinced that she can communicate with the spirits of the dead.
by Anonymous | reply 575 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums owns a pet owl named Enki who is unusually wise.
by Anonymous | reply 576 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that the perfect day begins with a sunrise prayer.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a history of her family lineage.
by Anonymous | reply 578 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums is an expert at making pottery from local clay.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums claims to have discovered a new method for tanning hides.
by Anonymous | reply 580 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that dreams are rehearsals for future life events.
by Anonymous | reply 581 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a cooperative for Sumerian women artisans.
by Anonymous | reply 582 | August 12, 2024 7:12 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she can predict the weather by observing the behavior of animals.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite meal is a stew made with lentils and wild herbs.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every home should have a small herb garden.
by Anonymous | reply 585 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to brew beer with honey instead of barley.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she has discovered a secret recipe for a healing potion, hidden in an ancient clay tablet.
by Anonymous | reply 587 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite holiday is the celebration of the New Year.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that she can predict the future by interpreting the patterns in the stars.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a letter to the gods requesting a personal blessing.
by Anonymous | reply 590 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she has a secret talent for sculpting clay figures.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite song is a lullaby sung to induce sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that she is a descendant of a Sumerian priestess.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | August 12, 2024 7:13 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a fashion trend of wearing jewelry made from clay.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she can levitate while spinning wool, but only during a lunar eclipse.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite food combination is dried figs and goat cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that every child should learn the art of bread making.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to write a manual on Sumerian child-rearing practices.
by Anonymous | reply 598 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums insists that she can understand the language of birds.
by Anonymous | reply 599 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums' favorite hobby is collecting rare plants for medicinal purposes.
by Anonymous | reply 600 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums believes that aliens are actually advanced beings from a distant star system.
by Anonymous | reply 601 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |
Kevin Sessums once tried to start a school for teaching Sumerian mythology to children.
by Anonymous | reply 602 | August 12, 2024 7:14 AM |