Ignorance really is bliss, I guess.
JLo Tries to Sing With Her Vocal Coach in Latest IG Post
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 28, 2024 12:26 AM |
Never harmonized a day in her life.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 27, 2024 12:53 AM |
I wonder what she hears when she sings because it's not what we hear.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 27, 2024 12:54 AM |
Well… his voice is beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 27, 2024 12:55 AM |
She’s unqualified to play the happy hour lounge at a Holiday Inn in Kissimmee.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 27, 2024 1:03 AM |
She's unqualified to participate with her friends at at the Dive Bar Lounge on Karaoke Night.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 27, 2024 1:07 AM |
I was actually surprised she sounded as good as she did.
Of course, she didn't do the hard part - the harmony.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 27, 2024 1:14 AM |
He sounds beautiful, he should record a Christmas album. And good for him, cashing checks for doing absolutely nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 27, 2024 1:14 AM |
How did Tommy Mottola go from shepherding Mariah Carey, who love her or hate her, was a world-class vocalist, to foisting this Bronx glee club reject on the world?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 27, 2024 1:15 AM |
R9 Because I gave a better blow job.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 27, 2024 1:17 AM |
R7 PLEASE! Too many flat notes, voice strain is detectable, sounds like a wailing alley cat in heat... vocal coach tries to cover it up with his beautiful singing voice.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 27, 2024 1:20 AM |
Someone online refers her as a “multitalented muse…in her own mind.”
And, yep.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 27, 2024 1:20 AM |
Getting paid to uplift someone's delusion? I'd take that check too.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 27, 2024 1:21 AM |
He sounds amazing. When they got to the first waiver of her voice I had to stop.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 27, 2024 1:22 AM |
R11 I didn't say she was "good." I said I was surprised she sounded as good as she did.
The bar is very low for J-Lo.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 27, 2024 1:23 AM |
This is obviously an attempt to showcase her 'singing' talent. She sounded fake, autotuned, and quite different from her usual voice.
Verdict: F+ for effort
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 27, 2024 1:23 AM |
She really can’t help herself. At least Ben has the good sense to lay low during this debacle.
Not her.
Embarrassing birthday parties, cringey singing videos, publicly triangulating Affleck’s kids.
Her thirst is unquenchable.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 27, 2024 1:23 AM |
That was the most painful thing I've experienced today... this week... this month. Several alley cats are suddenly lurking outside of my window.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 27, 2024 1:28 AM |
I still haven’t forgotten this clip. I aspire to be as delusional as JHo.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 27, 2024 1:30 AM |
r19 Unbreak my eardrums.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 27, 2024 1:32 AM |
How long has that man been robbing her blind?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 27, 2024 1:32 AM |
Nothing can match this glorious display of masterful... Well, she did something there. It just wasn't singing.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 27, 2024 1:33 AM |
Aww, leave her alone.
Her 4th marriage is falling apart, her career is falling apart, and yet, poignantly she's "singing" "Happy Days Are Here Again."
I can't kick her when she's down.
Besides that, she's a staunch Democrat.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 27, 2024 1:34 AM |
R19 Lmao. Imagine being THIS confident in front of THE David Foster. You know, the man who had Celine Dion’s ass worried when he told her you better hit that note or imma walk down the hall and get Whitney Houston in here to do it for you. JLo has nerves of STEEL!!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 27, 2024 1:36 AM |
[quote] I can't kick her when she's down.
We can.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 27, 2024 1:37 AM |
R9 Tommy Mottola and Benny Medina will never see heaven for unleashing this woman's voice upon the world.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 27, 2024 1:38 AM |
And here she is, teaching Babz and Donna how it's done.
And R25, on that video David Foster was treating J.Ho as if her "singing" were impressive. I'm sure that if Celine Dion had been pretty and had worn fewer clothes, David wouldn't have been anywhere near as demanding as he was with her.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 27, 2024 1:39 AM |
Well then R23 take her, she’s all yours.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 27, 2024 1:43 AM |
How can someone go from flat to instantly sharp. It's both perplexing and amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 27, 2024 1:48 AM |
She sings flat.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 27, 2024 1:50 AM |
I respect the grift JLO has gotten away with lack of vocal talent for decades. She was the Paula Abdul of this generation.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 27, 2024 1:51 AM |
World class vocal coach and J-Puta still sounds like an opossum passing a kidney stone.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 27, 2024 1:52 AM |
Judy is rolling over in her grave, and Barbra is about to smack that mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 27, 2024 1:55 AM |
Ice shearing vocal style - just terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 27, 2024 3:40 AM |
That was painful OP as were all of the audio clips.
Perhaps the vocal coach will be husband #5 or #6 or whatever number is up next.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 27, 2024 3:44 AM |
JLo only has a career because Tommy Mottola was mad at Mariah Carey and wanted to get back at her. He even gave Mariah’s original “Loverboy” sample to JLo. Luckily for Mariah, JLo can’t sing OR write, so there was no artistic persona for fans to latch onto. The joke was ultimately on Mottola when JLo started flopping after a few years and Mariah rose from the ashes with the Emancipation of Mimi album.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 27, 2024 4:13 AM |
Say what you will about her but that tweet that did the rounds recently about how no matter what you never see her looking sad, depressed or a mess is so real. She’s never (publicly) let shit stop her and that is something to respect.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 27, 2024 4:36 AM |
She’s such a Leo lol
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 27, 2024 4:40 AM |
[quote] Say what you will about her but that tweet that did the rounds recently about how no matter what you never see her looking sad, depressed or a mess is so real. She’s never (publicly) let shit stop her and that is something to respect.
Her phoniness and lack of authenticity is to be admired.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 27, 2024 4:40 AM |
Eh, I liked it. She may be a total cunt but she looks gorgeous here.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 27, 2024 5:12 AM |
Who’s she kidding?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 27, 2024 5:22 AM |
I don’t know why she does this to herself.
She’s always trying to do Babs and fails every time. It’s like Cardi B trying to sing a Whitney song.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 27, 2024 6:41 AM |
I wish I had J. Lo’s confidence.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 27, 2024 6:52 AM |
So glad this talentless mean spirited hoe is finally getting hers, the industry shoved her down our throats for too long. Narcissistic Leo trollop!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 27, 2024 8:34 PM |
Well, I listened. And as someone who understands music and vocal pedagogy above the average person (not an expert!) from where she started to now, she has improved. Significantly.
She is still not great but I noticed when she sang for the inauguration, she had improved her chest voice and was slightly more sustained in the bigger moments.
She is far better now than when she started.
That being said her range is very limited. She needs to accept that she is not a mezzo soprano. She is a solid alto and needs to stay in that range.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 28, 2024 12:26 AM |