FBI now claims that Trump WAS struck by a bullet

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Who the fuck cares.

There’s new pictures out where his ear looks totally fine.

In other words, like he was never injured.

Sorry, don't buy it.

They're trying to fend off accusations of lawfare.

He's desperately trying to stay in the news cycle.

Delicate snowflake.

R3 is right. His ear is fine. He lied!

Weirdly, this happened after the GOP pressured Christopher Wray to “correct” his testimony.

The whole was stages , a hoax. The two dead guys are the sacrifice lambs

But Comey said it happened, so it MUST BE TRUE!!!

*staged

Comes to the same. He missed.

Comey?

I always knew he kept extra ketchup packets in his enormous hyena ears.

Trump's ear was struck by a bullet, whether whole or a fragment.

I will take the FBI's determination rather then self-aggrandizing bullshit artist that Trump is. It was likely a bullet fragment or shrapnel. The bullet grazing of an AR-15 would have taken part of his ear off.

In the new pictures, his ear looks like it was never injured. No missing flesh or even redness or a scab. As usual Trumpet is a fat liar.

I'm just like the late, great Hannibal Lecter. Or Jesus Christ. It was a miracle and I took a bullet for you, America!

What is wrong with you?

Did the FBI get the hospital records with pictures from PA? That's pretty much the only way to verify, right?

I like that hardly anyone believes Trump, taking away from his planned martyr tour.

Only people who are hopelessly criminally insane thought it was anything other than a bullet.

It’s not too early to start planning your Halloween costume.

***Maxi pads not included

The Daily Mail has ear pictures from yesterday. His ear is undamaged.

He had blood coming out of his... you-know-what.

"New title for my memoir book. 'How Did Boolt Miss Big Head ?' "

Struck by bullshit? Good. Now he knows how Americal feels.

What? Oh.

Never mind.

this guest has been in my housr going on three days.

what is that analogy of guests and fish?

this reeks

Bullshit!

The tell tell sign that this was fake is how spotless clean was his blond hair, especially those around the dude if his ear. Blood should have gone at least over the hair that is right behind his ear as well.

R10, what on earth did you just write?

If only...

No comment necessary.

Biden and Kamala took ass the wind out of this story's sails.

What R34?

*all the wind, r35. (Sorry, I always make the mistake of posting on DL before I'm adequately caffeinated.)

If it truly was a bullet wouldn't there have OBVIOUS blood splatter before the SS pulled him down? When he was pulled down, he was surronded by SS and when they brought him back up - BAM, bloody ear. Someone in the SS must have been a make up artist who applied the finishing touch.

No damage, nothing missing, no scabbing.

Seriously, who cares?

I would say most people care if he faked being injured.

And that would really surprise you, R40? Or anybody with an ounce of brains?

Of course there wouldn't be a noticeable trauma scar. It was a minor skin injury from either glass shard or a bullet shrapnel that ricocheted. I got worse cuts from nicks at the barber shop.

Fake man, fake injury.

A 5.56mm bullet has terrible destructive power.

You don’t get your ear hit by a 5.56 and then a week and a half later it looks like nothing ever happened.

It was me, I lobbed a loogie at him and nicked him in the ear

Pieces of President Trump's ear available now as an NFT for a donation of $999 to the Make Trump Rich Again SuperPAC. Supplies are limited so act now!!!

R46 And he's doing it all for us to save democracy