DORE ALLEY WEEKEND 2024
I just got into my Airbnb.
I had a manicure from a nameless Vietnamese nail salon in preparation for fisting many San Franciscan asses. Courtesy and preparation are the foundations of an enjoyable fisting session.
Apps are blowing up with desperate bottoms since I switched them on 45 minutes
HorseMarket tonight, and who knows what after. I bought 10 viagra, 6 Imodium and ton of doxy pep.
A love this town
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 60 | August 17, 2024 2:09 AM
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Hurray! Thank you OP. Remember, full details, or at least the highlights, please!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 26, 2024 11:12 PM
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Whatever blows your dress up.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 26, 2024 11:15 PM
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Thanks OP, and keep us posted
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 27, 2024 5:28 AM
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So much better than Folsom.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 27, 2024 5:31 AM
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[quote]I just got into my Airbnb.
I know someone who won't be getting his security depoist back!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 27, 2024 2:44 PM
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We celebrate our fallen brothers with the bareback insanely hot fucking of their forebears.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 27, 2024 3:50 PM
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Last night Horse Market didn’t move me. Sure it was a major city during a party weekend but the crowd was only marginally hotter than my hometown HM. I fucked about 7 asses, 3 white, 2 black and one Hispanic or Latin, and couldn’t tell what was the final ass’s ethnicity. Maybe albino. Pale skin like the underbelly of a fish. I spent a quite a bit on time fucking the hottest guys, spinning him around into all sorts of positions. His ass was marvelously cummy. Big drops of spern was churned out by my dick. I saw one tranny there was a strap one. Grotesque. Her pendulous womanly ass that was covered by cellulite. The staff were Lolita and attractive. I stayed for 75 minute and I will not attend horsemarket again. Too impersonal and too many fugs. The tops were hotter than the bottoms. When I came back to my Airbnb a guy that that I’d been chatting with of Scruff hit me up. I’ve named him the “Yates scholar”. We discussed books and the famous poet. I invited him over and we had a great time. It was two guys enjoying each others bodies which led us to peak performance. Also we had to be quiet because it’s was “quiet hours” we fucked for a hour and took a video or two. Don’t ask, I’m not going to publish it on Datalounge. He asked me for discretion. I sent him a copy of the video and then I texted the video to my partner. I went to bed, but I was awake af 6:00 pm and this 26 year old blond Twink invited me over to fuck and fist him. HUGE cock. He was on G, and he mauled me throughout our time together which I don’t like Sincd I was not partying last night, we were not on the same wavelength. Another local friend, that had just come from a fisting party, and his ass was still hungry hit me up. I’m going over there later to fist, fuck and to catch up later, but now I have to go buy $300 worth of imported jerky for my bosa, then I’ve got a spa appointment. Doxy prep instructions say to take it 24-72 hours after “condom less sex” so I’m sure that there will be many guys which I will exchange body fluids between now on Sunday night. I need a shower and to put on deodorant and to brush my teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 27, 2024 5:30 PM
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Disclaimer: The following summary contains explicit content.
The author describes attending a sexual event called "Horse Market." They found the event underwhelming compared to their local scene. Despite multiple sexual encounters, including with a transgender person, they felt the atmosphere was impersonal.
After the event, they engaged in further sexual activity with two different partners, including video recording one encounter. They mention plans for more sexual encounters and the need for post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP).
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 27, 2024 5:32 PM
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What about the HOMELESSNESS? What about the impossibly high cost of living on top of taxes that aren’t adequately covering community needs? Not to mention Palestine.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 27, 2024 5:39 PM
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Fuck the homeless and Palestine
Unless they are hot
In which case I want to rim them
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 27, 2024 5:45 PM
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OP, calling yourself an "A" is a bit narcissistic.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 27, 2024 5:53 PM
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In reality, OP is 450 pounds, lives in Mom's basement and is a gay incel.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 27, 2024 5:57 PM
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Hold up, OP is our warrior king bringing us details from the front line. Revel in his candor!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 27, 2024 6:04 PM
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The concentration of gay whores in San Francisco this weekend is causing Sniffles to crash
I’m not getting my messages in a timely manner
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 27, 2024 6:11 PM
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I bought the jerky, went to the spa.
I feel cleaned and refreshed.
Then I had a mobile bottom in cock cage come over. His pics were good and I checked ok his Twitter. Hot. Only this guy looks like Simon Pegg now. He was nice, and I karma credit for fucking him four minutes and pretending I came. After he left, I rechecked his Twitter and this pic from Dore Alley was LAST year. Really, I must warier.
My partner texted me and said he approved of the Yates scholar. My partner is also meeting a long time friend of mine and it’s 99% that they will fuck. I’ll be interested to know what they think of each other in bed. At heart, they’re both bottoms who want to dominated.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 27, 2024 10:50 PM
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I like the way the sunlight gleams perfectly on the perky left tit of the hunk on the right. Yum.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 27, 2024 10:53 PM
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Livin' the dream OP, livin' the dream!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 27, 2024 11:17 PM
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R10, you're the very proof that romance is still alive and kicking. I've read your fascinating tales of legendary loves that succeed against all odds while tenderly caressing the ruffles and marabou feathers of my pink silk robe, and at a couple times I couldn't hold back the tears, because it was so moving! Thank you for showing such delicate subtlety... You're Barbara Cartland reincarnate!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 27, 2024 11:26 PM
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As a warning to others... The problem with using airbnb in the US as opposed to a hotel for this is that it is almost always against the host's rules to invite random guests back to the place like he did. In fact, the host is free to evict and cancel the remainder of his stay with no refund for doing so and there's a lot of cunty hosts out there who do that all the time. It's not just about quiet hours, which yes, are one of the millions of anal rules American airbnb hosts will write you a bad review for. And any fluids on the sheets will not simply be washed amd handled discretely like they would at a hotel. Cunty hosts will mention them in the review and ask for damages.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 28, 2024 12:26 AM
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R22, while this is correct, Airbnb is already banned in SF, so these hosts are arguably already cunts for renting out units in violation of the law. Also, you have to be a pretty big asshole – or, in this case, possibly a prolapsed one – to leave such a cunty review in SF, for fuck's sake. OTOH outside of SF, what part of "I'm staying in a residential home & can't keep the neighbors up all night" don't you get? You have quite the entitlement complex to assume you should automatically be "permitted" to host orgies at an Airbnb and whatnot.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 28, 2024 12:41 AM
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Has Hallmark optioned your story for a movie yet?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 28, 2024 3:31 AM
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Hush now all you pearl-clutchers, for OP is doing the Lord's work.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 28, 2024 3:36 AM
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Whore Alley in an election year. Hope you like getting Fisted Politically. You know the jackals are going to use this event to smear the community as degenerates.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 28, 2024 3:37 AM
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I would get bored after about an hour of this at the most.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 28, 2024 4:27 AM
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This thread is boring enough.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 28, 2024 5:32 AM
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Yes, r27. Once you blow your load, then what?
Watching videos from the Miley Cyrus thread, most likely.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 28, 2024 11:45 AM
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This is the natural state of men.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 28, 2024 4:24 PM
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Another Homosexual festival????? I am running out of baked goods ideas to bring! the rice crispy treats seem unpopular. And what is Dora the explorer doing in a alley? That is unsafe place for an innocent little girl! I am meeting Helen Pixley and Mavis Perkins for brunch at Friendly's after church, we will brainstorm new baked goods ideas.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 28, 2024 4:42 PM
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My friend turned to me and said “you douched for this?”
Update later on tonight
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 29, 2024 4:34 PM
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How getting older changes things. 30 years ago I would have been 'nekkid and right in the middle of it. Lord knows, I was a trashy 1980s/90s whore at Southern Decadence-NOLA and have the videos to prove it. Now, I'm so glad I am over it. In bed by 9m on a Sat. night. You boys have lotsa fun (and take pics) you will get a kick out of it 30 years form now. trust me on this one.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 29, 2024 4:41 PM
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Nothing about those guys does it for me but happy for y'all. Git it.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 29, 2024 4:49 PM
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Isn't OP the same liar who made up the sex party story two weeks ago?
Didn't you get enough scorn already?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 29, 2024 4:50 PM
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Hush now, OP is doing God's work on our behalf
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 29, 2024 4:57 PM
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All I can think of is sticky lube everywhere and shit-stained sheets.
Nope.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 29, 2024 9:19 PM
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R10 I got a contact meth high reading that stream of tweaker consciousness.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 29, 2024 9:40 PM
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What is the Imodium for OP?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 29, 2024 9:43 PM
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R42, various drugs can do a number on your stomach. Using Imodium is a preventative move to avoid a disastrous "accident" while getting fucked.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 29, 2024 9:47 PM
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"Yates scholar" didn't draw a single "Oh dear!" in two days? DataLounge has gone to hell.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 29, 2024 9:56 PM
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Not too many poets on the whore alley thread?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 29, 2024 10:00 PM
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Oh I see R43. I didn't know that. That would be a disaster! Thanks for answering my question.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 29, 2024 10:16 PM
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[Dear Tenants: I'll be in New Orleans thru Labor Day. Please contact my housekeeper Benji for emergencies]
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 47 | July 29, 2024 10:28 PM
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[quote]Making stories up? Okay.
Unlike the bible
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 29, 2024 10:57 PM
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Does the dude on the left work at Pep Boys?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 29, 2024 11:17 PM
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I’m too tired to write out my further adventures in San Francisco, but I want to end my story. At the airport I set up a 3 way with my partner and this 27 year old that I fucked two weeks ago. The 3 way will be this Friday, because all of schedules didn’t work until then. When my return flight hit the tarmac, I switched on my phone and the boy left me a text that he’d up for serving me tonight. My partner is still traveling. So I thought about it as I unpacked and thought what the hell. A coda to the weekend. It was by now night out, and me and the boy met up in a local park. He blew me under the under the light pole. Then I fucked him in the underbrush while a straight group swung on the swings with a bush between us. The straight moved one. There were many rabbits out and about. I fucked and ate his ass while was spread on top of a picnic table. I fucked him on a park bench. We were starting to attract notice. This one guy with a dog stared at us from 100 feet away. We went back to mt car where we blew each other and shoved 4 fingers up his hole. Deep. I was worried about the leather in the passenger seat. He was a great kisser. I drove him back to his house which was one fiour blocks away.
I’m spent I have no desire to have sex until Friday’s 3 way where my partner and me will DP the boy
Is that there is? I feel empty.
Now going to watch House Of The Dragon and eat Beecher’s Mac and cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 31, 2024 2:46 AM
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Oh, and I have two mosquito bites on my ass from last nights outdoor frolic
Cones with the territory
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 31, 2024 2:49 AM
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Cones with the territory. Wow.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 31, 2024 3:01 AM
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Ok now I know OP is full of shit.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 31, 2024 3:17 AM
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I got crabs just by clicking on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 31, 2024 3:19 AM
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I only tell what really happened t54
Else how could hold true contempt for my doubters…such as you r54
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 31, 2024 3:36 AM
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My spelling got worse just by reading this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 31, 2024 1:36 PM
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Personally I say all to your own. Do what makes you happy as long as you're not hurting yourself or anyone else. But for me this is an overload of debauchery. But oh well, I'm 71 years old and I guess my sensibilities have changed a good bit in my old age.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 31, 2024 1:46 PM
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R44, I'm just reading the thread now but also I assumed OP meant Dirk Yates, natch.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 17, 2024 2:09 AM
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