Paris Hilton Makes Musical Comeback

“Chasin” with Meghan Trainor dropped today.

“Infinite Racist” maybe.

I think “come back” means something quite different for Paris. More of an ask.

Sounds like Kylie Minogue, if Kylie Minogue were a vile, racist, homophobic bigot who couldn’t sing.

This is the career I wanted..

R5 Should have listened to daddy.

Ugh I hope a record label isn’t funding this. She sounds worse than that scammer Erika Jayne.

So, 18 years after delivering some of the worst music in history and having one very moderate hit single, she decides to release one of the least anticipated albums ever with again, the aural equivalent of a turd.

I like this vapid whore a whole lot more when she fades into obscurity, because then I don't remember that she's just a stupid, talentless slut who is directly responsible for the rise of the Kuntrashians. Anyway, isn't this harlot married nowadays? Does she really need to be acting like a rat that's hungry for any little morsel of attention that might come its way?

How utterly pathetic.

She that baby.

She’s a wretched skank but Stars Are Blind is one of my favorite songs of the noughties (I know, I have embarrassing taste).

She should stick with DJing.

Disappointed in Rina, right after she called out Matty Healy for racism too.

This kinda edgy and ironic (I suppose?!) love for Paris Hilton among some young people is so annoying.

Can we finally stop trying to make Paris Hilton happen (again)? Her shtick was tired 20 years ago and it’s tired now.

The thing about Paris Hilton is that she legitimately did endure fucked up misogynistic abuse in the early aughts. That sex tape was revenge porn! It is super gross that everyone responded to that by basically going ‘hahaha that’s what you get for being a stupid slut.’ I will always fight against that narrative when it comes up. But Paris Hilton is also a bad person, and just because I acknowledge that she endured something terrible doesn’t mean that I think she should be allowed a comeback. She’s still a racist billionaire.

Why do white gays like this jackass so much.

Bitch's video is so derivative.

BItch is 43 - why does she have arrested development? Is she brain damaged? Light in the Piazza situation?

"I have a nice, flat tummy because I buy human beings from desperate women. It's pretty awesome, LOL."

Kudos to Paris's team for the rebrand. It's almost as if the general public forgot about her racist, homophobic, sex tape days. She even has a line at Walmart now.

Not on the level of Stars R Blind, sawry.

People have has 20 years to realize how trashy and evil she is.if they don’t know by now they can’t be helped

Is Paris Hilton evil? She's just tacky. She's not that stupid - she had a shark-like sense to make of her own piles of money, like other notable vulgarians who project a sheen of wealth and luxury to the hoi-polloi.

Her dad used to finger bang her.

How is her thalidomide baby doing?

R22, she’s said absolutely monstrous things about black people, gay people, poor people. She’s endorsed Trump - twice. Yes, she’s evil.

R25 Nicky Hilton is on tape calling someone a fag, and Kathy Hilton was accused of calling a DJ a faggot on RHOBH. Kathy also hangs out at Mar-a-Lago all the time. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in this wretched family.

The Hiltons, like the Trumps, are masters at being generational newly-rich trash.

Let’s not forget Paris’s charming brother R26.

wretched and bigoted is not the same as evil in my book.

This is a sad, broken family. You couldn’t pay me to switch places with any of them.

I've posted this before, but my partner had a very unpleasant experience with her back when she had just hit her peak.

He worked as a foreman in LA for a design firm that did work for high end clients. She was gonna visit the site to check some details/progress, but my partner and basically all of his workers weren't allowed to be there as Paris had given the specific instruction that she didn't want any Mexicans there. My partner’s boss, the owner of the company and one of two non-hispanics at the company had to drive out to meet her.

This has forever shaped my feelings about her. This was close to 20 years ago, so she could have changed, but somehow I don't think so.

She’s beyond irredeemable.