I'm not using my mussy. Is there something I can do with it or something I can keep there?

Your poonanny is open all the time? How do you keep your tuchus clean? Don't you soil yourself constantly?

Jewelry. I bet the Krupp Diamond could stay secure in there.

You need to rub some TUSSY on your mussy.

Spare coins and car keys?

or some butt butter.

Sweep out the nooks and crannies with a broom every so often to discourage insects and vermin from getting too comfortable. Or, if you prefer a less hands-on approach, let a robotic vacuum do the work for you.

You need to keep a plug in there, a large one, preferably vibrating. Use it or lose it.

Keep the TV remote there, in lieu of a purse. Make sure you air it out the window, so it and the remote stay fresh.

I laughed at R3. But I’m as high as a kite.

Yes, Rose. A cappuccino maker.

"I'm not using my mussy...."

Me neither..

Donate it to charity. I'm sure someone can find a use for that tired old thing.

Use it,silly!

Don't torture yourself, cocks are necessary.

I suggest deep frying it and serving/presenting it with a good old parsley garnish.

Something you can keep in yours, OP?

Does your Nana have a Corvair she needs to park in a garage?

Is it hissing OP?

If it doesn't bring you joy, get rid of it.

R16 It's so loud sometimes it wakes me up.

Bake next Thanksgiving turkey in it!

Is this where you need to dilate or it closes?

Pack it up and ship it off to Darfur where it's needed. Should put a nice big smile on those kiddies' faces.

OP, you should take the express train to buttplug town.

I don't think it smells.