Honestly, I get so little use out of it it just seems silly to keep it open all the time.
I'm not using my mussy. Is there something I can do with it or something I can keep there?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 26, 2024 2:09 PM |
Your poonanny is open all the time? How do you keep your tuchus clean? Don't you soil yourself constantly?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 26, 2024 6:10 PM |
Jewelry. I bet the Krupp Diamond could stay secure in there.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 26, 2024 6:13 PM |
Spare coins and car keys?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 26, 2024 6:15 PM |
Sweep out the nooks and crannies with a broom every so often to discourage insects and vermin from getting too comfortable. Or, if you prefer a less hands-on approach, let a robotic vacuum do the work for you.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 26, 2024 6:25 PM |
You need to keep a plug in there, a large one, preferably vibrating. Use it or lose it.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 26, 2024 6:49 PM |
Keep the TV remote there, in lieu of a purse. Make sure you air it out the window, so it and the remote stay fresh.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 3, 2024 2:33 AM |
I laughed at R3. But I’m as high as a kite.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 3, 2024 3:12 AM |
Yes, Rose. A cappuccino maker.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 3, 2024 3:13 AM |
"I'm not using my mussy...."
Me neither..
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 3, 2024 3:50 AM |
Donate it to charity. I'm sure someone can find a use for that tired old thing.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 3, 2024 12:24 PM |
Use it,silly!
Don't torture yourself, cocks are necessary.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 3, 2024 11:42 PM |
I suggest deep frying it and serving/presenting it with a good old parsley garnish.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 4, 2024 12:05 AM |
Something you can keep in yours, OP?
Does your Nana have a Corvair she needs to park in a garage?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 4, 2024 12:13 AM |
Is it hissing OP?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 17, 2024 2:44 AM |
If it doesn't bring you joy, get rid of it.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 17, 2024 3:55 AM |
R16 It's so loud sometimes it wakes me up.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 23, 2024 3:54 AM |
Bake next Thanksgiving turkey in it!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 23, 2024 3:56 AM |
Is this where you need to dilate or it closes?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 23, 2024 4:19 AM |
Pack it up and ship it off to Darfur where it's needed. Should put a nice big smile on those kiddies' faces.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 23, 2024 2:50 PM |
OP, you should take the express train to buttplug town.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 23, 2024 8:11 PM |
I don't think it smells.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 26, 2024 2:09 PM |