Muriel...Help please!

Bonnie, you in danger, gurl.

You need to contact Ginny in accounting for such matters.

Billing!

Billing!

I'd suggest going to the Help tab and then clicking on "Need more help?" and then on to the "Something is not working for me" option.

That'll be a bottle of scotch and a pack of Dorals, OP.

You know what happens here, dear one.

Say bye bye to all you had.

Bonnie gonna be blue.

Your account is fine!

It sends its love!

ouija

Muriel's outsourced customer service is actively working on your request.

Stand by for momentary access!

[quote] Muriel...Help please!

Please wait OP, let Muriel finish her orgasm.

Thank you, R5. Will try that option.

As for the rest of you...you are why I love The Data Lounge...witty, snarky comments just short of pointless bitchery!

"Short " of pointless bitchery?

You're a cunt and you type fat.

Happy now, Relic?

M's probably still exhausted, so soon after the full moon.

We are not amused.

Off with his account!

This is why we can't have nice Miss Things.

R2, good luck to anyone needing help from Ginny in accounting. Rumor is she's not in good spirits from all the work dealing with her invalid parents.

[quote] Please wait OP, let Muriel finish her orgasm.

Form Letter 1A

Dear Account Holder:

We at (corporate name not to be mentioned) regret that the inexpensive cost of our conditional memberships and its freedom from consistent, committed oversight prevents us from keeping records or other database matters distinct from the "DataLounge Experience™.

We assure you we are fully aware of your plight and, despite that, we will continue to do things exactly as we are doing them, or assume someone is doing them, or acknowledge that things are running themselves since here you are with your petty stink.

Wishes,

Representative (not to be mentioned by name) of (management firm not to be mentioned) for (corporate name not to be mentioned)

OP I think you need to email "webmaster@datalounge.com".

R21 You racist cunt.

R21 You sure do have a strange idea of what constitutes "racism".

We don't have time for this nonsense. You'll just have to buy another subscription.

^^ I'm sorry, that was meant for R22.

I think Muriel has a personal vendetta against me-maybe she knows who I am.

Same here,she banned me for two days-no explanation.

For reasons well known to you!

Not true.Be specific “if” you really know.

The soon-to-be former BonniePrince Charlie.

Can I have your stuff?

Drat! Your Ladyship should write the Royal Scribe. Remember to use a quill and not those new fangled fountain pens.

R22 : they really should change that to webdominant @ datalounge.com

Thank you, Muriel!

You've been wonderful, and your support staff is outstanding!

It's hard to run this place right from inside the Big House.

Receipts or I call sarcasm, BPC.

No sarcasm, R35.

There was a really nice guy who helped me.

Bonnie Boy, there's a mediaopolis email, you know.

R37, so I discovered!

This email thing may catch on.

R33 Those girls running the switchboard are stars!

R23 that may have gone over your head a bit love.