It was in the first edition of his book.
The AP published and then RETRACTED a fact-check article that claimed J.D. Vance did not have sex with a couch
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 26, 2024 9:09 PM |
So, that means tRump is a sexual predator and Vance is a sectional predator.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 26, 2024 6:59 AM |
That sellout cunt's a gift that keeps on giving.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 26, 2024 7:03 AM |
The best part is tRump is seething and wants to dump Vance.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 26, 2024 7:06 AM |
Lol this is just too fucking funny.
Are they really going to go there with this couch nonsense?
I almost feel sorry for the guy (as I am laughing uncontrollably while I type).
This is one of the funniest memes in ages.
(Hilarious cartoon at the following link)
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 26, 2024 7:06 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 26, 2024 7:07 AM |
Keep J.D. Vance away from Trump's neck. It looks just like the gap between two couch cushions.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 26, 2024 7:08 AM |
Is the op on crack?
That headline doesn't make sense.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 26, 2024 8:52 AM |
I, for one, am supportive that there is finally someone out there loud and proud to represent the couch fucking contingent of America. They should have representation, too! Trust -- JD Vance will bring in those tens of fellow couchfucking voters!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 26, 2024 10:51 AM |
Even this woman wouldn’t let JD near her couch.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 26, 2024 10:58 AM |
ROFL.
Gotta love the Associated Press!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 26, 2024 2:43 PM |
Is there a version of the Pride flag that represents the Couchfuckers?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 26, 2024 2:53 PM |
Marry me, R1!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 26, 2024 3:07 PM |
Some politicians used to go to Ashley Madison for extramarital affairs, Vance opts for Ashley Furniture
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 26, 2024 3:27 PM |
What a bizarre thing to admit to doing.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 26, 2024 3:48 PM |
[quote]What a bizarre thing to admit to doing.
It’s not a big deal.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 26, 2024 3:59 PM |
This thread is making me HORNY as HELL!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 26, 2024 4:02 PM |
He fucked a couch?
He didn't fuck a couch?
He [italic]did[/italic] fuck a couch?
Doc is here? Doc is [italic]not[/italic] here?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 26, 2024 4:06 PM |
The best part is this is driving trump insane.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 26, 2024 4:09 PM |
If it’s in the book why didn’t Trunp’s fact checkers find it? Doesn’t get much easier. I think this shows a clown car of a campaign that thought it was going to be a lot easier than it has plans for.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 26, 2024 4:10 PM |
Are you trying to tell me that the campaign led by Don Jr, Eric, and this guy is incompetent????
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 26, 2024 4:20 PM |
I’ve heard of people losing their virginity on a couch but not to one.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 26, 2024 4:35 PM |
Please, please let this come up at the vice-presidential debate!!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 26, 2024 4:37 PM |
I have seen couches present hole.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 26, 2024 4:37 PM |
Can we just bottom line it—did he or did he not fuck a couch?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 26, 2024 4:42 PM |
It is not in the book, and he did not fuck a couch.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 26, 2024 4:56 PM |
How does a couch give consent?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 26, 2024 5:07 PM |
A couch doesn’t have to give consent, does it?
[glancing nervously at the bean bag chair]
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 26, 2024 5:11 PM |
That's Steven Cheung? I thought he was some young douche bro based on the language in his tweets. He's as immature as Christine Pushaw (De Santis duck-lipped comms director).
And I can't imagine the jokes Trump makes about him behind his back. He probably uses his fingers to pull his eyes back to look slanted as he tells them.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 26, 2024 5:54 PM |
I see they wheeled out the old Barack Hussein Obama insult.
Cheung is such a fattie.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 26, 2024 6:36 PM |
“My throw pillows are itchy, y’all!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 26, 2024 6:59 PM |
My husband does NOT fuck couches!!!!
He is a good and decent man.
HE IS NOT AN ANIMAL!!!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 26, 2024 8:57 PM |
Usha is married to a couch fucker.
Therefore, "Usha" means couch.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 26, 2024 9:08 PM |
[quote] Therefore, "Usha" means couch.
In college, we used to call her "the mattress."
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 26, 2024 9:09 PM |