The AP published and then RETRACTED a fact-check article that claimed J.D. Vance did not have sex with a couch

So, that means tRump is a sexual predator and Vance is a sectional predator.

The page of the book it is on

That sellout cunt's a gift that keeps on giving.

The couch, 9 months after JD Vance fucked it:

The best part is tRump is seething and wants to dump Vance.

Lol this is just too fucking funny.

Are they really going to go there with this couch nonsense?

I almost feel sorry for the guy (as I am laughing uncontrollably while I type).

This is one of the funniest memes in ages.

(Hilarious cartoon at the following link)

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Keep J.D. Vance away from Trump's neck. It looks just like the gap between two couch cushions.

He did WHAT to a couch??

Trying again

I am so turned on right now....

Is JD cheating on me?

Is the op on crack?

That headline doesn't make sense.

I, for one, am supportive that there is finally someone out there loud and proud to represent the couch fucking contingent of America. They should have representation, too! Trust -- JD Vance will bring in those tens of fellow couchfucking voters!

Even this woman wouldn’t let JD near her couch.

ROFL.

Gotta love the Associated Press!

Is there a version of the Pride flag that represents the Couchfuckers?

Marry me, R1!

Some politicians used to go to Ashley Madison for extramarital affairs, Vance opts for Ashley Furniture

What a bizarre thing to admit to doing.

[quote]What a bizarre thing to admit to doing.

It’s not a big deal.

This thread is making me HORNY as HELL!

He fucked a couch?

He didn't fuck a couch?

He [italic]did[/italic] fuck a couch?

Doc is here? Doc is [italic]not[/italic] here?

The best part is this is driving trump insane.

If it’s in the book why didn’t Trunp’s fact checkers find it? Doesn’t get much easier. I think this shows a clown car of a campaign that thought it was going to be a lot easier than it has plans for.

Are you trying to tell me that the campaign led by Don Jr, Eric, and this guy is incompetent????

I’ve heard of people losing their virginity on a couch but not to one.

Please, please let this come up at the vice-presidential debate!!

I have seen couches present hole.

Can we just bottom line it—did he or did he not fuck a couch?

It is not in the book, and he did not fuck a couch.

How does a couch give consent?

A couch doesn’t have to give consent, does it?

[glancing nervously at the bean bag chair]

That's Steven Cheung? I thought he was some young douche bro based on the language in his tweets. He's as immature as Christine Pushaw (De Santis duck-lipped comms director).

And I can't imagine the jokes Trump makes about him behind his back. He probably uses his fingers to pull his eyes back to look slanted as he tells them.

I see they wheeled out the old Barack Hussein Obama insult.

Cheung is such a fattie.

“My throw pillows are itchy, y’all!

My husband does NOT fuck couches!!!!

He is a good and decent man.

HE IS NOT AN ANIMAL!!!

Usha is married to a couch fucker.

Therefore, "Usha" means couch.

[quote] Therefore, "Usha" means couch.

In college, we used to call her "the mattress."