Don Jr. just plowed JD Vance mercilessly in one hell of a hit and run...

Nothing is left but hair product and a set of chattering false teeth.

[quote]Nothing is left but hair product

Grease is the word...

Damn, son, lay off the coke for a minute, will ya?

Hepped up on goofballs!

He's been using coke for a long time. How does he even get high, anymore.

He moved on to something stronger?

I love Cocaine News... sniff, sniff 🤪

[quote] Is Vance really this much of a weenie?

He takes all 3 of my inches like a champ!

Maybe coke AND snorting Adderall?

Jr screams small dick like dad

Their voices are almost identical now.

[quote]How does he even get high, anymore.

How does he even sleep anymore?

Seriously, I do not ever want to take the drugs he's on.

That would make my head explode!

When I did a lot of coke, I could sleep. You get used to it.

Most guys with big dicks are almost laid back in confidence. They seldom scream and shout or act like pussies with their pushy Karen wives.

^Like Biden

"How does he even sleep anymore? "

Could you sleep lying next to this thing? 😬

I would want to just grab him and tell him to slow down.

His hands flap around like those flippers in old pinball machines.

He's trying to do daddy, r19.

Hey, Donnie... SHADDUP!

The personification of flop sweat screaming at a frigi bobble head Ewok doll…

R15, I agree. It’s like the old saying, You walk softly when you have a big stick, or something to that effect.

I fear that some day in the not too distant future, we'll wake up to the news that DJTJ has wasted his completely inconsequential, worthless, loser, amounted-to-nothing life and died from overdosing on fentanyl-laced cocaine.

Oh, wait. Did I say "fear"...? I meant "eagerly anticipate." My bad.

God R24, that face morph of Liz and DJTJr is a dead ringer for Nickado Avocado! The stuff of nightmares!

Just a reminder that this fucking cokehead owns multiple guns. We’ve seen him “hunting” caged animals. Has no one thought to check the form he filled out to buy those guns saying he didn’t use drugs? Hello! Hunter!

Nepo baby hire boldly calling out DEI hires.

Crack is whack.

Just watching that makes the back of my throat numb.

He’s lucky he didn’t get Eric’s looks.

Holy SHIT! He's zapped.

Damn, R17, that photo is terrifying. I think I’ll enlarge it and put it up on the back porch to keep the rodents out of my yard.

I'm surprised his sinus cavities haven't collapsed yet, like Artie Lange.

He’s hopped on Mountain Dew, y’all!

I could only listen to him for about 30 seconds before I had to shut it off.

Hey Donnie, I get it. Call me if you need help. I've been there.

Meth.

The only difference between Hunter Biden and DJT junior is Hunter got caught.

And a much, much bigger dick.

Did anyone else read "Don Jr. just plowed JD Vance mercilessly" and think twice before clicking the link?

R38 - I'd venture another difference is that Jr is much more volatile and dangerous than Hunter. He's still using and owns a lot of firearms which he's displayed on social media.

Hunter never would have hunted an elephant in Zimbabwe!

Are we sure it isn't meth now? That looked like tweaking.

[quote] How does he even sleep anymore?

An Ambien milkshake.

Do we reckon this is coke or meth doing the talking (and the wildly flapping hands)? All I know is there’s no cup of coffee on all of earth that would do that to somebody.

If Junior starts dismantling appliances, it's definitely meth.

I mean like it's like really like a bad trip. Like you know it's like super embarrassing. Kinda like, you know like, messy.

That’s the most amped up I’ve ever seen him. He sounds and acts like his father more and more.

Someone needs to switch to High Point.

R38 No Don is more functional. Hunter was a train wreck. And I’m not coming for him. True is true. It’s better to be a train wreck sooner rather than later as a junkie so you can get the help you need. I think when he popped as a Naval officer made him a trainwreck.

R38 oh yea everything else you say is true lol.

I don’t think he is just coked out of his mind. I think it’s Adderall and coke. Piece of shit white trash.

Add an addiction to an already lower than normal IQ and you get Don Jr.

All those drugs won't make your Daddy love you, Junior.😮‍💨🤣🤡

R38 and Hunter has a family that loves him and encouraged him to get help.

Lying criminal insurrectionist should have picked Junior for vp.

To be fair, if I were fucking the current incarnation of Kimberly Gargoyle, I also would self-medicate.

[quote] Don Jr. just plowed JD Vance mercilessly in one hell of a hit and run...

Block that metaphor!

Holy shit!

Cocaine is one HELL of a drug.

Junior's gonna be shitting his diapers like daddy, when he turns 70.

I hadn't thought of "Block that metaphor!" in years, R57.

I'm surprised his father doesn't rein him in.

Junior Jackass is becoming a real liability.

It just goes to show the father's bad judgment too, for letting Junior Jackass pick his VP nominee for him.

Probably long before then, R58.

Junior is grooming J.D. to be POTUS, so when Donald croaks J.D. will appoint Junior as VP.

They look and sound like two Millennial dorks.

Junior is the only one of the Trump kids who has credibility with white trash. Trump tried to put forward Ivanka but she didn't really catch on. Eric is an obvious booger eater and doesn't connect with audiences. I am sure Trump loathes him but it makes sense that he took Junior's opinion seriously.

I want to see the Pornhub version of the title of this thread.

R65 No. No, you don’t.

[QUOTE]I'm surprised his father doesn't rein him in.

Does he notice though? He's so self-absorbed and busy off with his own pursuits (obsessively watching Fox, RCBN, etc), rage tweeting, golfing, screaming at subordinates, "campaigning" that he doesn't monitor what Jr does, assuming loyalty. Or he's in denial. Because he's such a narcissist, he cannot believe any child of his is a drug addict. How would he react if LaCivita and Wiles show the clip to him? Have an explosive rage and he goes after Jr. or say something like "he's just hyper and really excited."?

I watched part of an episode of The Apprentice (the Joan Rivers one where she calls another contestant "pokah playah" (poker player). Don Jr. seemed normal, then, compared to now.

^ I don't think he had a drug problem back then. Makes a difference

If anyone's gonna do a "Hitler in his bunker", when the Orange Turd loses, it's this guy.

Will his Eva consent to go with him?

I like Vance's desperate but futile attempts to get a word in edgewise.

I actually think Shitler likes Jrs. antics- that's the only value he has to him as an attack dog & who can & will do anything. Ivanka & Slenderman are more about the stealth kill while Eric is just too stupid (though his wife is clearly the the one that wears the pants.).

Countdown until Jr. calls Harris the N-word and probably a dyke too. You know it's coming.

[quote]Will his Eva consent to go with him?

Yeah...no.

What was that even? I love how they refer to the Clintons and Obamas as “elites”. The entire Trump family is “elite” and acts like they are better than everyone else. Sad. People are saying.

A Trump acquaintance said that Dump thinks Jr's gun and hunting fetish is low class, trashy and distasteful but he knows it will go well with the white trash magat voters.

I read that it was Ivana's father who taught him to hunt when he was a kid and teen when he visited on vacations. Grandpa was described as the only father-figure to him. Later when Eric was in boarding school, Jr was pretty much his only visitor and took little brother hunting. Really a sad scenario.

The Trumps probably bond over cocaine. Ivanka doesn't have willpower to stay skeletal on her own

[quote] Don Jr. just plowed JD Vance

Overheard by the neighbors, repeated queries of "is it in yet?"

Trumps were never considered elites. Yes, they have money, but they're the kind of people you see in the first class and then decide to downgrade yourself to the economy instead of sitting next to them.

Hilarious and true, R79!

Junior saw hself thisclose to being on Mount Rushmore someday. He got a taste of glory and he can't let go. He still thinks he's a major player on the world stage.

Jr.'s voice is like a mosquito on steroids. Maybe he was bitten so much by them out hunting that it changed his DNA?

I wonder if Junior talks like this because growing up he was never ever allowed to get a word in edgewise. And when he did? He was ridiculed or mocked.

So now he just UNLOADS any and all conversations with a barrage of machine gun delivered words, phrases, thoughts like a starving child who finally gets access to bread and devours it in three gulps.

Or he's a coke addict.

I get a Randy Quaid vibe - like there’s a staff of minders who keep keys to the ammo safe offsite.

He probably pops adderall as a matter of course, like a vitamin and then did a couple of lines in the bathroom before the interview. Addicts often forget how much is in their system at a given time, how much they’ve taken throughout the day.

I wish the Dema or some Dems would go low and just start calling him a cradkhead. Say it likes its the truth, like they repubs do all the time.

I think it's interesting that not only Trump, but the people around him are imploding too.

R86 Don Jr. is clearly drug-addled. It would be like calling out water for being wet..

Speed kills.

R89… if only.