I Have A Beautiful Penis

You're once... twice...three times a beautiful penis....

zzzzzzzzzz

People lie.

I have a magic mussy.

Plenty of guys have told me that.

Naturally, I tipped him well and left a glowing review on Yelp.

Are you the one who keeps posting this “beautiful penis” commentary?

Put up or shut up.

It's only true if he said it after he came.

Pics?

JUST A BEAUTIFUL LIARRR 🎼

He wanted you to throw an extra $100 on the nightstand. It’s not really a compliment when a service worker is nice to you dear.

"It's big, it's beautiful, and you're gonna love it!"

Mine is very adequate, though nothing to write home about really. It’s the Toyota of penises. Solid, sturdy, does its job but isn’t all that flashy.

Is it detachable?

FASCINATING

This thread is worthless without pics.

Trump is also highly susceptible to flattery.

Is it mutilated?

R5- Is not me. No money was exchanged between the guy who said my penis was beautiful and me.

R6- I started the thread about the slim Jerry Garcia guy who kept calling my penis beautiful.

I had a beautiful penis. This guy I had sex with Saturday night said so – four times!

And then he stole it.

OP, post your dick pic. Your words are meaningless without one.

R21- I’ve never posted a photo of my cock on the internet.

If you were to see me in person at some gay venue ( sex club etc) then you might end being graced with the presence of my beautiful penis 🍆.

I’m glad to hear that Caitlin Jenner has finally learned to love herself…….now if she can only find a way to surgically attach a bag over her face.

I do too.

But I'm a bottom. My ex jokingly called it "the wasted eight".

So say you. Good luck.

[quote] Is it detachable?

Magnetic

R24- I’m a top. So it’s rather convenient for me.

-9/10.

Speaking of which, OP, how is your dad?

Shut up already

Not true unless we see it

I Have a Tight Pussy, according to many.

But that's not your total worth.

This is one of the more pathetic trolls in recent years.

OP you’re being lied to. The guy has a fetish for micro penis.

They all say that

Are you the guy who slept with the guy who looked like a thin Jerry Garcia?

I think it's that tedious and basic bitch who started the thread about just returning from a sex party.

He definitely is.

R36- Yes. I am one and the same person.

Well I have a very nice meatus. Perfect width for long distance ejaculations.

OP, if you never post pics of your "beautiful penis" that's your business. Yet, don't claim it's "beautiful" without proving it.

OP, did he have to use a magnifying glass to see it?

SHOW FOR PAY!

COME TO RED DOG, MONTANA, AND SEE MY BEE-A-YUUUUUU-TEE-FULL PENIS!

EASTBOUND REST STOP!!!

Did the guy who complimented it look like Jerry Garcia?

0 / 10

r44 this is undoubtedly the same poster

Op lies... He did post a penis picture on the web.

R44- Yes he looked like a slim version of Jerry Garcia.

R45- He did not say- Your penis is beautiful four times he just kept saying- It's beautiful, then apologized for saying it so many times.

OP I'm happy you received some positive validation.

R50- Thank you.

Let's be honest I found this guy appealing but most dataloungers would probably not find him sexually attractive- some would but most would not.

If I said this guy was a 28 year old muscular masculine Latino you'd really think I was lying and berate me. I forgot that Jerry Garcia was Latino but I never thought of him as a Latino.

Oh OP, you misheard him. He said you have a bucolic penis. Might want to give it a wash now and then...

What does your mother have to say about your penis, OP?

And I've got a lovely pair of coconuts... shoved up my ass.

And I have a beautiful glass coffee table!

R54 Did you just fall out of a coconut tree?

I've got a lovely pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key

I have sufficient.

Ignore shows that this poster is indeed the Jerry Garcia blowjob poster.

He really has a need to relay others’ opinions of his dick.

"Joe, I was that little penis."

[quote]I Have A Beautiful Penis

Who's was it?

WHOSE was it?

God help me.

Datalounge people I never described my own penis as beautiful it was the slim Jerry Garcia who said - It's beautiful several times.

Please don't hate me because my penis is beautiful.

R62 - Nancy Lee Grahn

Shame about the face, though.