This guy I had sex with Saturday night said so – four times!
I Have A Beautiful Penis
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 27, 2024 1:06 AM |
You're once... twice...three times a beautiful penis....
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 25, 2024 9:54 PM |
zzzzzzzzzz
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 25, 2024 9:55 PM |
People lie.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 25, 2024 9:55 PM |
I have a magic mussy.
Plenty of guys have told me that.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 25, 2024 9:55 PM |
Naturally, I tipped him well and left a glowing review on Yelp.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 25, 2024 9:56 PM |
Are you the one who keeps posting this “beautiful penis” commentary?
Put up or shut up.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 25, 2024 9:58 PM |
It's only true if he said it after he came.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 25, 2024 9:58 PM |
Pics?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 25, 2024 10:00 PM |
JUST A BEAUTIFUL LIARRR 🎼
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 25, 2024 10:02 PM |
He wanted you to throw an extra $100 on the nightstand. It’s not really a compliment when a service worker is nice to you dear.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 25, 2024 10:05 PM |
"It's big, it's beautiful, and you're gonna love it!"
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 25, 2024 10:07 PM |
Mine is very adequate, though nothing to write home about really. It’s the Toyota of penises. Solid, sturdy, does its job but isn’t all that flashy.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 25, 2024 10:08 PM |
Is it detachable?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 25, 2024 11:19 PM |
FASCINATING
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 25, 2024 11:24 PM |
This thread is worthless without pics.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 25, 2024 11:26 PM |
Trump is also highly susceptible to flattery.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 25, 2024 11:38 PM |
Is it mutilated?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 25, 2024 11:49 PM |
R5- Is not me. No money was exchanged between the guy who said my penis was beautiful and me.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 26, 2024 12:08 AM |
R6- I started the thread about the slim Jerry Garcia guy who kept calling my penis beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 26, 2024 12:12 AM |
I had a beautiful penis. This guy I had sex with Saturday night said so – four times!
And then he stole it.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 26, 2024 12:19 AM |
OP, post your dick pic. Your words are meaningless without one.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 26, 2024 2:20 AM |
R21- I’ve never posted a photo of my cock on the internet.
If you were to see me in person at some gay venue ( sex club etc) then you might end being graced with the presence of my beautiful penis 🍆.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 26, 2024 3:11 AM |
I’m glad to hear that Caitlin Jenner has finally learned to love herself…….now if she can only find a way to surgically attach a bag over her face.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 26, 2024 3:14 AM |
I do too.
But I'm a bottom. My ex jokingly called it "the wasted eight".
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 26, 2024 3:15 AM |
So say you. Good luck.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 26, 2024 3:15 AM |
[quote] Is it detachable?
Magnetic
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 26, 2024 3:31 AM |
R24- I’m a top. So it’s rather convenient for me.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 26, 2024 3:50 AM |
-9/10.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 26, 2024 3:55 AM |
Speaking of which, OP, how is your dad?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 26, 2024 12:23 PM |
Shut up already
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 26, 2024 12:36 PM |
Not true unless we see it
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 26, 2024 12:47 PM |
I Have a Tight Pussy, according to many.
But that's not your total worth.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 26, 2024 12:51 PM |
This is one of the more pathetic trolls in recent years.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 26, 2024 12:59 PM |
OP you’re being lied to. The guy has a fetish for micro penis.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 26, 2024 1:04 PM |
They all say that
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 26, 2024 1:08 PM |
Are you the guy who slept with the guy who looked like a thin Jerry Garcia?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 26, 2024 2:28 PM |
I think it's that tedious and basic bitch who started the thread about just returning from a sex party.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 26, 2024 2:33 PM |
He definitely is.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 26, 2024 2:34 PM |
R36- Yes. I am one and the same person.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 26, 2024 3:08 PM |
Well I have a very nice meatus. Perfect width for long distance ejaculations.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 26, 2024 3:15 PM |
OP, if you never post pics of your "beautiful penis" that's your business. Yet, don't claim it's "beautiful" without proving it.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 26, 2024 4:26 PM |
OP, did he have to use a magnifying glass to see it?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 26, 2024 4:41 PM |
SHOW FOR PAY!
COME TO RED DOG, MONTANA, AND SEE MY BEE-A-YUUUUUU-TEE-FULL PENIS!
EASTBOUND REST STOP!!!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 26, 2024 4:57 PM |
Did the guy who complimented it look like Jerry Garcia?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 26, 2024 8:54 PM |
0 / 10
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 26, 2024 8:56 PM |
r44 this is undoubtedly the same poster
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 26, 2024 8:58 PM |
Op lies... He did post a penis picture on the web.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 26, 2024 9:04 PM |
R44- Yes he looked like a slim version of Jerry Garcia.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 26, 2024 9:21 PM |
R45- He did not say- Your penis is beautiful four times he just kept saying- It's beautiful, then apologized for saying it so many times.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 26, 2024 9:23 PM |
OP I'm happy you received some positive validation.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 26, 2024 9:26 PM |
R50- Thank you.
Let's be honest I found this guy appealing but most dataloungers would probably not find him sexually attractive- some would but most would not.
If I said this guy was a 28 year old muscular masculine Latino you'd really think I was lying and berate me. I forgot that Jerry Garcia was Latino but I never thought of him as a Latino.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 26, 2024 9:30 PM |
Oh OP, you misheard him. He said you have a bucolic penis. Might want to give it a wash now and then...
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 26, 2024 9:31 PM |
What does your mother have to say about your penis, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 26, 2024 9:44 PM |
And I've got a lovely pair of coconuts... shoved up my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 26, 2024 9:47 PM |
And I have a beautiful glass coffee table!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 26, 2024 9:48 PM |
R54 Did you just fall out of a coconut tree?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 26, 2024 9:49 PM |
I've got a lovely pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 26, 2024 9:50 PM |
Ignore shows that this poster is indeed the Jerry Garcia blowjob poster.
He really has a need to relay others’ opinions of his dick.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 26, 2024 10:26 PM |
"Joe, I was that little penis."
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 26, 2024 11:15 PM |
[quote]I Have A Beautiful Penis
Who's was it?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 26, 2024 11:26 PM |
WHOSE was it?
God help me.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 26, 2024 11:33 PM |
Datalounge people I never described my own penis as beautiful it was the slim Jerry Garcia who said - It's beautiful several times.
Please don't hate me because my penis is beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 27, 2024 12:59 AM |
R62 - Nancy Lee Grahn
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 27, 2024 1:04 AM |
Shame about the face, though.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 27, 2024 1:06 AM |