Halp me name mine knew bock, out these Falls ! Thay say just 'Melania' is to boaring
Toilet paper! 🧻
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 25, 2024 8:11 PM |
"If This Poosay Could Talk"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 25, 2024 8:12 PM |
"The Happy Hooker" has already been done, so that's out.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 25, 2024 8:16 PM |
“Becoming” has a nice ring to it.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 25, 2024 8:17 PM |
"Postcards From the Vag"
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 25, 2024 8:18 PM |
[quote]"If This Poosay Could Talk"
OMG! I can't stop laughing !
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 25, 2024 8:22 PM |
I Don’t Really Care. Do You?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 25, 2024 8:30 PM |
All Lies
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 25, 2024 8:32 PM |
Maybe she’ll tell us about the time that man tried to bust her head open wif a bottle, or that time she almost got throwed in jail . . .
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 25, 2024 8:43 PM |
Since she likes to plagiarize, how about: "My Name Is Barbra" ?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 25, 2024 8:45 PM |
"Mother May I Sleep With Satan?: A Memoir"
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 25, 2024 8:54 PM |
Poosey for Sale
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 25, 2024 8:59 PM |
I’ll wait until it’s in the 99 cent bin a week later.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 25, 2024 9:20 PM |
Pulitzer Prize for fiction.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 25, 2024 9:25 PM |
[quote] I’ll wait until it’s in the 99 cent bin a week later.
The memoir or Melania?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 25, 2024 9:26 PM |
This book will be a totally ghost-written suck-ass fest.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 25, 2024 9:28 PM |
Vairst Letty would be fine. It’s you.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 25, 2024 9:29 PM |
My Book will be tittled "Best Stroll through Brain of Melania: A guide to Entertainment for Lady and Man for every Season and Body type."
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 25, 2024 9:36 PM |
Veselim se povedati svojo zgodbo v svojem maternem jeziku! Rekli so mi, da lahko s svojim jezikom naredim veliko, veliko stvari!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 25, 2024 9:40 PM |
Vot doss mean, Vairst Letty R19?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 25, 2024 9:58 PM |
It means she's a kurba who likes velik kurac.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 25, 2024 10:00 PM |
"Communist Elegy"
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 25, 2024 10:07 PM |
Whore and Peace
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 25, 2024 10:09 PM |
From Slovenia mit Slob: My Time in Sunshine as Vairst Letty
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 25, 2024 10:13 PM |
Melania's ultimate destination is to be besides Ivana on the golf course.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 25, 2024 10:13 PM |
Warning: Urination Will Burn After Reading.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 25, 2024 10:22 PM |
A Tale of Two (and several other variable) Titties. "It was the be best of times, and the be the fucking worst of times".
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 25, 2024 10:53 PM |
Corinthians Three.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 25, 2024 10:57 PM |
Keep them coming - I can't stop laughing !!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 26, 2024 1:37 AM |
"Melanija, Melanija - a not-so-young girl's erotic journey from Ljubljana to New York City."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 26, 2024 1:41 AM |
I Never Promise U Rose Garden
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 26, 2024 1:45 AM |
Wonder how close it will be to the information of her website taken down in 2016 due to falsehoods (lies)?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 26, 2024 1:53 AM |
They need the money, and a story of triumph. It’s a political ploy.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 26, 2024 1:57 AM |
A story of triumph ? What has she triumphed over ?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 26, 2024 2:06 AM |
STDs?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 26, 2024 2:09 AM |
"The Swan: How The Most Bullied Girl In The World Became Queen Of Planet Earth"
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 26, 2024 2:10 AM |
My Poosey is full of secrets!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 26, 2024 2:12 AM |
Melabia: My Story
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 26, 2024 2:32 AM |
If my pole could talk, he'd say I am the best dancer with perkiest boobies
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 26, 2024 2:40 AM |
Valley of the Dolls 2: Lindsey Graham is NOT a fag... and I'm the dame who can prove it.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 26, 2024 2:41 AM |
The Omen 3: Raising Barron
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 26, 2024 2:43 AM |
"Sad Last Days"
Title tells all without having to buy her book.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 26, 2024 3:03 AM |
"Melania Dearest"
(Ghost written by Barron Trump).
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 26, 2024 3:04 AM |
I’m all ready with my memoir and my highlighter to compare her book with mine.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 26, 2024 3:35 AM |
American Express Will Do Nicely, Thank You
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 26, 2024 4:35 AM |
You can save yourself the trouble by running her book through a plagiarism checker, MO. I'm sure the results will tell quite a story!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 26, 2024 4:39 AM |
DL's book club will be all over this memoir the second it comes out, the fascination this place has with her is something else.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 26, 2024 4:52 AM |
Here's a book I guarantee Oprah will NOT be choosing for her book club the end of this year. GUARANTEED.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 26, 2024 12:07 PM |
POOOSAY
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 26, 2024 1:18 PM |
"Leev Munny on Dresser."
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 26, 2024 2:13 PM |
Melania! The Musical
I can't decide which part I liked more-The Fuck Kreestmas number or the Dancing Pooseys. 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 26, 2024 2:39 PM |
Free Gift with Donation to Donald's PAC
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 26, 2024 3:01 PM |
Fuck Christmas and My Other Abortions
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 26, 2024 3:01 PM |
I’m shocked that AOL is still a source.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 26, 2024 3:02 PM |
Leave the Money on the Nightstand
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 26, 2024 3:03 PM |
No, We Don't Make Sex but We Did Make Creation of Super Syphilis Strain
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 26, 2024 3:05 PM |
R55 is not R50.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 26, 2024 3:07 PM |
Since she’s a plagiarist-
“Vixen, Story of a Woman”
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 26, 2024 3:08 PM |
I can't help you with a title, but here's a blurb you can use for the back cover:
"WHOOOOOORE."
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 26, 2024 3:10 PM |
You had no right to use my life for your book, to twist facts so that beautiful, sacred love became so much tawdry trash! I earned that "A" in History!
Vixen: Story of a Woman is nothing but a vulgar collection of perverse sexual acts that are sheer and utter FILTH!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 26, 2024 3:12 PM |
The Art of the Pre-nup
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 26, 2024 3:12 PM |
WHORE A Life By Melania Dump
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 26, 2024 3:13 PM |
The Old Man and the Pee
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 26, 2024 3:22 PM |
"the world's oldest profession"
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 26, 2024 3:24 PM |
Ramon and Me, the true story of my time working with Tijuana's most famous donkey.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 26, 2024 3:27 PM |
I (Be Best)
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 26, 2024 3:35 PM |
I Am Best Arkeetck.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 26, 2024 3:43 PM |
OK, R61 is really clever, and I speak as someone who's already posted some suggested book titles.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 26, 2024 5:49 PM |
I talk about my securities guard boyfriend who protect me from mutant son.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 26, 2024 6:00 PM |
SLAVIC JEZEBEL: How I Crawled Out of A Slovenian Cabbage Field and Used Nature’s Credit Card to Land Donald Trump.
Too long?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 26, 2024 6:06 PM |
"The Shortest Book Ever Published"
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 26, 2024 8:55 PM |
Becoming...by Michelle Ob...I mean Melania Knauss Trump
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 26, 2024 8:58 PM |
"Shooting Lessons for Dummies".
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 1, 2024 6:35 PM |
I'm sure claims from her past life will be thoroughly checked by our own reporters. I'll report back to you if they find any juicy inconsistencies or outright fabrications.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 1, 2024 6:44 PM |
Be Open Your Legs Best!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 1, 2024 7:16 PM |
From Poles to Polls: A Lifetime of Riding
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 1, 2024 7:23 PM |
Well Op, your spelling is atrocious! I won't mention the 'nead' or 'yuo'. However, most people would say that 'Melania' is boring, but you may have something to call her 'boaring'.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 1, 2024 7:32 PM |
R78 = clueless
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 1, 2024 8:06 PM |
Melania: An Intimate Look into Parts Unseen
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 1, 2024 8:17 PM |
Third Lady, Vairst Whore
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 1, 2024 8:53 PM |
“Your truth???! Your little twisted arsewipe truth!!!!?”
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 1, 2024 8:54 PM |