The Datalonges- I nead yuo!!

Toilet paper! 🧻

"If This Poosay Could Talk"

"The Happy Hooker" has already been done, so that's out.

“Becoming” has a nice ring to it.

"Postcards From the Vag"

[quote]"If This Poosay Could Talk"

OMG! I can't stop laughing !

I Don’t Really Care. Do You?

All Lies

Maybe she’ll tell us about the time that man tried to bust her head open wif a bottle, or that time she almost got throwed in jail . . .

Since she likes to plagiarize, how about: "My Name Is Barbra" ?

"Mother May I Sleep With Satan?: A Memoir"

Poosey for Sale

I’ll wait until it’s in the 99 cent bin a week later.

Pulitzer Prize for fiction.

[quote] I’ll wait until it’s in the 99 cent bin a week later.

The memoir or Melania?

This book will be a totally ghost-written suck-ass fest.

Vairst Letty would be fine. It’s you.

My Book will be tittled "Best Stroll through Brain of Melania: A guide to Entertainment for Lady and Man for every Season and Body type."

Veselim se povedati svojo zgodbo v svojem maternem jeziku! Rekli so mi, da lahko s svojim jezikom naredim veliko, veliko stvari!

Vot doss mean, Vairst Letty R19?

It means she's a kurba who likes velik kurac.

"Communist Elegy"

Whore and Peace

From Slovenia mit Slob: My Time in Sunshine as Vairst Letty

Melania's ultimate destination is to be besides Ivana on the golf course.

Warning: Urination Will Burn After Reading.

A Tale of Two (and several other variable) Titties. "It was the be best of times, and the be the fucking worst of times".

Corinthians Three.

Keep them coming - I can't stop laughing !!!!!!

"Melanija, Melanija - a not-so-young girl's erotic journey from Ljubljana to New York City."

I Never Promise U Rose Garden

Wonder how close it will be to the information of her website taken down in 2016 due to falsehoods (lies)?

They need the money, and a story of triumph. It’s a political ploy.

A story of triumph ? What has she triumphed over ?

STDs?

"The Swan: How The Most Bullied Girl In The World Became Queen Of Planet Earth"

My Poosey is full of secrets!

Melabia: My Story

If my pole could talk, he'd say I am the best dancer with perkiest boobies

Valley of the Dolls 2: Lindsey Graham is NOT a fag... and I'm the dame who can prove it.

The Omen 3: Raising Barron

"Sad Last Days"

Title tells all without having to buy her book.

"Melania Dearest"

(Ghost written by Barron Trump).

I’m all ready with my memoir and my highlighter to compare her book with mine.

American Express Will Do Nicely, Thank You

You can save yourself the trouble by running her book through a plagiarism checker, MO. I'm sure the results will tell quite a story!

DL's book club will be all over this memoir the second it comes out, the fascination this place has with her is something else.

Here's a book I guarantee Oprah will NOT be choosing for her book club the end of this year. GUARANTEED.

POOOSAY

"Leev Munny on Dresser."

Melania! The Musical

I can't decide which part I liked more-The Fuck Kreestmas number or the Dancing Pooseys. 🤡

Free Gift with Donation to Donald's PAC

Fuck Christmas and My Other Abortions

I’m shocked that AOL is still a source.

Leave the Money on the Nightstand

No, We Don't Make Sex but We Did Make Creation of Super Syphilis Strain

R55 is not R50.

Since she’s a plagiarist-

“Vixen, Story of a Woman”

I can't help you with a title, but here's a blurb you can use for the back cover:

"WHOOOOOORE."

You had no right to use my life for your book, to twist facts so that beautiful, sacred love became so much tawdry trash! I earned that "A" in History!

Vixen: Story of a Woman is nothing but a vulgar collection of perverse sexual acts that are sheer and utter FILTH!

The Art of the Pre-nup

WHORE A Life By Melania Dump

The Old Man and the Pee

"the world's oldest profession"

Ramon and Me, the true story of my time working with Tijuana's most famous donkey.

I (Be Best)

I Am Best Arkeetck.

OK, R61 is really clever, and I speak as someone who's already posted some suggested book titles.

I talk about my securities guard boyfriend who protect me from mutant son.

SLAVIC JEZEBEL: How I Crawled Out of A Slovenian Cabbage Field and Used Nature’s Credit Card to Land Donald Trump.

Too long?

"The Shortest Book Ever Published"

Becoming...by Michelle Ob...I mean Melania Knauss Trump

Wate .. I haves knew idea ..

"Shooting Lessons for Dummies".

I'm sure claims from her past life will be thoroughly checked by our own reporters. I'll report back to you if they find any juicy inconsistencies or outright fabrications.

Be Open Your Legs Best!

From Poles to Polls: A Lifetime of Riding

Well Op, your spelling is atrocious! I won't mention the 'nead' or 'yuo'. However, most people would say that 'Melania' is boring, but you may have something to call her 'boaring'.

R78 = clueless

Melania: An Intimate Look into Parts Unseen

Third Lady, Vairst Whore

“Your truth???! Your little twisted arsewipe truth!!!!?”