Things that are more trouble than they're worth
Cat litter box liners
Crabs in the shell (who the fuck wants to use a hammer, tongs, and tweezers/picks just to access a tiny portion of tastes-like-nothing crabmeat?)
Crawfish in the shell (who the fuck wants to bite into a shell, then tear up your fingertips to prise out a tiny bit of crawfish meat? And don't get me started on needing an engineering degree to get the meat out of the crawfish legs. Or sucking the heads, which tastes like earwax)
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 30, 2024 11:51 AM
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First world swamp problems.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 25, 2024 6:32 PM
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The first time I used litter box liners was the last.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 25, 2024 6:39 PM
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Donald Trump and his entire crime ridden family, including the whore wife and the grifting devil spawn.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 25, 2024 6:44 PM
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Any product GUARANTEED to restore your car's oxidized paint/bumpers/molding/head lamps.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 25, 2024 6:51 PM
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The last few spoonful attempts of marshmallow creme from inside the corner bottom of a large-sized tub of Fluff.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 26, 2024 1:17 AM
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chopsticks - so much easier to use a fork
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 26, 2024 4:40 AM
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Making tamales. I have no trouble eating them however.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 26, 2024 4:45 AM
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Pasta maker. I made my own pasta once and never again. I'll just buy my damn noodles from the grocery store.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 26, 2024 6:24 AM
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R15 - Anal sex is not complicated....Anal vinegar & water douche (or enema) and good lube + skilled top = clean, good times.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 26, 2024 6:49 AM
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R17 Barilla is my friend lol. 11 mins = El dente🍝. Easy/Peasy and rivals tedious method
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 26, 2024 6:51 AM
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Vitamins.
Has anyones health ever been benefitted by them? You just piss them away.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 26, 2024 2:36 PM
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A cat. Fussy eater, incompetent litter box user, vomiter, scratches doors when wanting food which is every hour, takes up entire bed for his naps and is annoyed when you scoot him over, flounces out, comes back and scratches door, stares at you dolefully like some Darfur orphan hoping you'll drop a crumb from your sandwich, having to hire expensive pet sitters when we want to go anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 26, 2024 3:15 PM
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Cars when things start to go wrong. Do you spend more money on repairing it or buy a new one?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 26, 2024 3:26 PM
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Woks
[quote]Barilla is my friend lol.11 mins = El dente
El dente? Is that Spanish pasta?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 26, 2024 3:27 PM
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Hiring a hitman. So many hidden fees ...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 26, 2024 3:29 PM
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Children, especially annoying little cockblocking sons.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 26, 2024 4:03 PM
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Threesomes.
Did it once, and what a letdown. It's a hot fantasy in theory, but in reality the dynamic is wonky. Inevitably there's one partner who's hotter, so it's more work to pleasure the less hot partner when you want to just fuck the hot one.
But they're a duo, so....
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 26, 2024 4:23 PM
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[quote]Swimming pools
R29, they always looked like such fun on TV, movies, or friends' pools. Then my sister bought her current house almost 20 years ago, and just about every other conversation she's bitching about her pool. Shocking it, paying pro pool cleaners, skimming leaves/debris, chasing off ducks and geese wanting to lay their eggs in it, etc.
Nope.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 26, 2024 8:07 PM
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Yeah I had one in my last place OP / r33. Even with a cover I was cleaning it all the time. Pool boy? Try 65 yr old Italian guy who was the only reliable one I could find.
I include hot tubes, but not my first experience without the chlorine. That was my fault. Puffy eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 26, 2024 9:38 PM
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Posting on DataLounge. WTF, Muriel, is it 1997 where you are?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 26, 2024 10:43 PM
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R34 No! Not an Italian! You poor dear.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 26, 2024 11:01 PM
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Not true R13. Once you master them they are fun and enhance the experience.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 26, 2024 11:08 PM
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You misspelled Slatterly, R37.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 26, 2024 11:17 PM
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I've always been a notoriously slow eater. A roommate in grad school was Japanese, so in return for my letting her keep one of my thick homemade quilts for the semester, she taught me how to use chopsticks. For a couple of years they were what I used 75-80% of the time I cooked my meals.
The sticks made for even slower eating, so I quit using them during communal meals.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 26, 2024 11:56 PM
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Haha the mention of swimming pools reminds me of the one we had when I was a kid. It was one of those you had to erect yourself. Once it was up and running the novelty soon wore off. The water quickly got green and infested with tadpoles and then there was the hassle of getting the water out in deconstruction.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 27, 2024 1:37 AM
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Duvet covers. Born of Satan's workshop.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 27, 2024 2:42 AM
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Dating an actor or anyone who is pathologically egocentric, attention-starved, and vacuous. Their being "hot" only gets you so far.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 27, 2024 12:49 PM
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Bread Machines
Weird morning routines endorsed by YouTube influencers. ( Huberman-Ice Plunges)
Going to a gay bar alone after the age of 50.
Shaving your balls
Making every effort to be nice to strangers.
Abdominal exercises without attention to diet.
Elaborate outside Halloween/Christmas decorations.
Buying high end furniture even if you can afford it.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 27, 2024 1:17 PM
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r25 I will gladly take him off your busy hands.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 27, 2024 1:44 PM
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Listening to the far right or far left pontificating about their vision of the "perfect society".
Owning a convertible
Using "green" cleaning products. You end up using twice as much for half of the results.
Buying expensive cologne
Rechargeable vacuum /floor cleaners. The batteries die the chargers get lost. Better off with traditional corded models.
Attending any "Bear" event.
"Shape Wear" for men.
Grindr/Growler/Scruff/ Sniffies
Department Stores
Going to Walmart the Sunday before the first day of school.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 27, 2024 2:59 PM
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Conceiving a whole cast list for a movie only you want to see re-made.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 27, 2024 5:31 PM
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I always wondered about batter-powered vacuum cleaners. My friend kept espousing her Dyson, which is expensive. I have a small place and it's not a huge hassle for me to plug in my cheap-o vacuum cleaner (Dirt Devil) that does a good job at picking up dust from the floors.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 27, 2024 5:45 PM
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Any ten second hack to cure diabetes. If the problem isn't IN your digestive tract, nothing you put in your mouth is going to fix it.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 27, 2024 6:55 PM
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