I have a feeling JD Vance will push Trump down a flight of stairs

With no conscience to lose, anything can happen.

If he uses a window...

It would be funny if Trump's lifelong fear of stairs was well founded

Vance seems a lot scarier than Trump.

I've got a bottle of passable olive oil he can borrow.

I mean it makes sense right? Big Silicon Valley money groomed Vance, he gets on Trump's ticket, Trump gets elected, Trump falls down a flight of stairs, and Peter Thiel and the rest of the Sand Hill Road Illuminati and running the country.

Democrats and many Republicans will be happy that Trump is dead so the investigation into it will make the Warren Commission look like competent.

R4 yes I agree. As much as Democrats loathe Trump it would be much scarier for the country if JD Vance suddenly got the powers of the Presidency.

See here's what I would do if I was Peter Thiel and I was plotting a coup...

...do a Manchurian Candidate. Get rid of Trump before the election. Make it look very tragic, have the GOP do the mother of all casket-dances, and then proclaim JD Vance as the heir to Trump's movement. Get Vance elected, and get a very competent legislator from the Senate or House - maybe a Whip - to be the running mate.

"...then JD will rise gallantly to his feet, and lift Trump's body in his arms, stand in front of the microphones and begin to speak. The speech is short, but it's the most rousing speech I've ever read. It's been worked on in the most advanced ChatGPT modules ever built. I shall force someone to take the body away from him. Then JD will look at those microphones and those cameras with blood all over him. Fighting off anyone who tries to help him. Defending America even it means his own death. Rallying a nation of television viewers into hysteria, to sweep us up into the White House with powers to make martial law look like anarchy!"

Don't drink the tea, JD.

“I vas ‘accidentally’ pushed out vindow…”

Well, that will be one way to make me like him

He would fit into some Edwardian drama.

With Trump second guessing his choice, I’d say it’s more likely Vance falls down the stairs.

I think the other way around is more likely LOL.

Daddy needs a long rest.

I love you, R7, you're adorable and clever

R14 pic made me think of The Shining!

Vance is gonna pull a Frank Underwood?

If history is to leave us clues, may I remind us of the untimely demise of the first wife, the one he buried on the golf course..

This was on another thread. He seems like a black hole of nothingness.

Where's the guy with the face swap app and a Showgirls clip?

As evil as tRump is, his yap tells all. Vance is probably worse but hides it better - so infinitely more dangerous. I will say that Vance, since becoming tRump's running mate, has his yap is saying really outrageous things that will definitely bite him in his ass - perhaps so outrageous that even tRump would cringe.

Mamaw, how long do lovebirds live?

Timothy Snyder:

"Vance now must contemplate what it would mean to lose alongside Trump in November... he must now imagine a world, about three months from now, in which Trump instructs his followers that Vance is to blame." Full essay: "Veep Stakes: Will Vance be Sacrificed?"

JD will sneak into the White House one late night when Trump is upstairs drawing his bubble bath and cleaning the steam off of the bathroom mirror, just when he sees Vance in the reflection striking the air and his own pant leg with a big steak knife while telling Trump he’s “stupid, so stupid…!” Then Melania will fly up the stairs into the loo to help JDV push Trump face-first into the filled bathtub. And she’ll be naked!

You mean like Ivana?????

He totally would.

Trump's fat face is in his crosshairs. And who could blame him?

An obese 78-year-old man stands in his way.

House of Cards in real life

R29 Is that when the man touches the ugly ginger in the no-no zone?

It all sounds fun you guys but not probable and they are seriously working TOGETHER!

Is their a JD Vance troll?

Oh,.DEAR.

Last year, after Vance bought his home in Del Ray, an anonymous artist in the neighborhood “yarn-bombed” the residence with hand-knitted and crocheted Pride flags.

TSF could end up like Peter Thiel's ex

The entire GOP are sinister.

[quote]I have a feeling JD Vance will push Trump down a flight of stairs

you say that like it's a bad thing

As fun as Trump going final scene of Death Becomes Her is, Vance is more terrifying.

Don’t touch the figs.