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Iowa Shark Week: Human 1, Shark 0

For profit zoo, only open for two month, had a Shark attack Monday. It was a small one, and they euthanized it. Word around town is they treat the animals and employees like shit.

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by Anonymousreply 6July 25, 2024 1:26 PM

Amateur!

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by Anonymousreply 1July 25, 2024 6:16 AM

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by Anonymousreply 2July 25, 2024 6:17 AM

This says it all:

[QUOTE]Moore said this incident should be the impossible, but instead, Iowa now has a shark bite statistic. "It's just irresponsible to put it mildly," Moore said.

The linked article didn't say the shark was euthanized or the reason. But it was. It sounds like it was in medical distress during transport with untrained staff which led to the incident.

It seems that impudent, distressed sharks, like distressed women with untenable or dangerous pregnancies get the same treatment in Iowa as sharks nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 3July 25, 2024 6:40 AM

Goodness Gracious Mess AKA r1 & r2 for winning the coveted Spurious Unrelated Event competition.

by Anonymousreply 4July 25, 2024 6:45 AM

Two shark attacks, R4 - different degrees of intensity.

You should get your irony meter recalibrated. Or read the article.

by Anonymousreply 5July 25, 2024 7:05 AM

Has Tara Reid commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 6July 25, 2024 1:26 PM
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