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Celine to sign a residency at Resorts World

I mean, this is just bizarre.

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by Anonymousreply 23July 25, 2024 3:22 AM

I thought her head froze or something??

by Anonymousreply 1July 25, 2024 1:28 AM

I thought this bitch was dying/retired?

by Anonymousreply 2July 25, 2024 1:31 AM

Rumor is she's singing at the Olympics Opening. God love her!

by Anonymousreply 3July 25, 2024 1:38 AM

Lucky stiff.

by Anonymousreply 4July 25, 2024 1:40 AM

R4 Now, now. Don't play that game.

by Anonymousreply 5July 25, 2024 1:43 AM

But she’s a stiff person!

by Anonymousreply 6July 25, 2024 1:44 AM

Yay more lip synching.

by Anonymousreply 7July 25, 2024 1:46 AM

I've got stiff persons syndrome between my legs.

by Anonymousreply 8July 25, 2024 1:47 AM

Isn’t she too stiff to sing? The correct dosage of money fixes everything.

by Anonymousreply 9July 25, 2024 1:56 AM

I remember her performative grief at her weirdo husband's funeral. Everything is a performance for her. I'm not saying she isn't a nice person, her need for drama seems to be constant. POOR CELINE!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10July 25, 2024 2:02 AM

Wasn’t she supposed to die?

by Anonymousreply 11July 25, 2024 2:12 AM

r11 Aren't we all?

by Anonymousreply 12July 25, 2024 2:13 AM

Yes-DRAMA! She’s worse than Barbara.

by Anonymousreply 13July 25, 2024 2:13 AM

She needs the money.

by Anonymousreply 14July 25, 2024 2:18 AM

So she faked an illness to take a vacation? The Royals do it...

Now she can be the Comeback Kid we all root for!

by Anonymousreply 15July 25, 2024 2:48 AM

I hope they feed her.

by Anonymousreply 16July 25, 2024 2:49 AM

Is "stiff person syndrome" code for anorexia?

Like "exhaustion" is code for addict?

by Anonymousreply 17July 25, 2024 2:51 AM

Maybe her disease can go into remission?

by Anonymousreply 18July 25, 2024 2:56 AM

At least it'll only be the second worst thing happening in a desert right now.

by Anonymousreply 19July 25, 2024 2:59 AM

Very smokey from forest fires today. I tried to open the door for the cat but after 2 mins shut it again. He sensibly decided to stay inside.

by Anonymousreply 20July 25, 2024 3:06 AM

Are we sure the residency isn’t at Madame Tussaud’s?

by Anonymousreply 21July 25, 2024 3:16 AM

A paste made of ground up raw potatoes and salt works wonders, apply and wrap with gauze before you go to bed op.

by Anonymousreply 22July 25, 2024 3:18 AM

I read the headline at first as "Celine to sign a residency at Sea World" and wondered how she would ride Shamu.

by Anonymousreply 23July 25, 2024 3:22 AM
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