Cher's memoirs will be released in two volumes.

The cover

Why not? Julie Andrews did it! Cher certainly has had enough life for two volumes.

Of course it's that long. We need to find out what she wore on all occasions. That will take pages and pages.

Part One: “I was born in the wagon of a travelin’ show”

She already did her biography in the late 90's. It was cute, and it was centered around her "First times" doing things.

It’s dumb to have two books. Everyone will be interested in the first one where she met Sonny, had a couple of hits and then their main project became to make her a star, which they managed to do. Having outgrown Sonny’s controlling ways she divorces him. Her collaboration with Bob Mackie, her Time cover. her successful acting career with her winning an Oscar for Best Actress. That’s the end of the interesting part.

The second volume would just be “Then I cut this single, then I went to Japan for this concert . . .” I mean who really cares about the last 25-30 years which have been much of a muchness, with one “comeback” single every 10 years or so?

[quote]“a life too immense for only one book”.

Please. The greedy bitch just wants you to pay twice.

[quote] which have been much of a muchness,

Mary!

Is she going to try and convince the public Tommy Cruise is straight?

What about Geffen?

I deserve at least a chapter.

R10 you do, hon…

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