Facts of Life DRAMA!

Kim seems the obvious choice for troublemaker who thinks she's too good for the show that brought her fame in the first place. She came off really poorly during her one season on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

It’s Kim Fields.

When they appeared on Drew Barrymore a few months ago, she was the only one not there.

The Facts of Live girls aren't themselves these days.

Life*

It's complicated, but eventually I had to decline the spin-off for personal reasons.

Ironically, the least talented one is the greediest.

Are we sure it wasn't MacKenzie Astin?

I checked Mindy's Instagram and there are pictures of her with Nancy and Lisa from earlier this year, but no Kim.

They should move forward with the three, and kill the 4th's character off in the pilot. And, yeah, bring back one of the OG girls if they need to have 4. I'd still watch.

They should recast Tootie with Sharon Stone.

Why can’t Nancy travel?

Why r10, so they can put her on roller skates and terrify the cast with drive by beaver flashings?

I was thinking about this the other day while watching a rerun how “Edna’s Edibles” could be an entirely different shop today. It’d be hard to imagine, though, how they’d navigate bringing the 4 of them back together again after them having (supposedly) gone their separate ways as adults. You could, I guess, make it a Golden Girls situation, but that’d be a bit obvious.

I actually think it’s Lisa Welchel. She’s the only one Mindy stopped following.

Mindy said in the video that clues were on her insta, but were not related to who she did and did not follow. I think R8 got it.

R1, It’d be funny if they got one of the fired Real Housewives of Atlanta to play Tootie. Kim Fields swanning around in the softer side of Sears and acting like she was Hollywood royalty and the pinnacle of spiritually evolved womanhood drove them all crazy!

I doubt it's Lisa. She seems more interested in her family than going back to doing a sitcom. Plus she doesn't strike me as the backstabbing type.

Kim Fields has always been my least favorite.

Yeah, Kim was terrible on RHOA. She and her husband (gay?) were both terrible, sanctimonious.

Kim was a DEI hire

Well, you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have...

Tootsie’s funeral could be the catalyst that brings them together. They band together to hunt down her murderer: Jermaine Jackson? Cinnamon? Julie Piekarski, or one of the original girls? An entire season of whodunnit.

If Lisa or Nancy declined, I'd say drop the whole thing. No Tootie? They'll be fine.

They could just say Beverly Ann and Tootie killed each other in a forbidden lesbian suicide/murder pact.

Recast with anyone other than Thorsten Kaye.

I have an image in my head of Sharon Stone on roller skate, in the Eastland uniform, skating by Mindy Cohn and yelling “LOOK MINDY NO PANTIES!” as she lifts her skirt up.

Then losing her balance and crashing into the craft services table.

Sharon Stone IS Homerun Helen, all grown up.

Kim has a successful Tv show on Netflix right now. Besides she kept the Facts flame aglow while Nancy was off in the Midwest playing Garbo for a decade. Let her ask for her money.

Tootie! R22

Fields was the only one to move to another long-term sitcom with Living Single successfully. SHe did one season on RHOA and was pretty full of herself so I would not doubt it was her.

When I first read the article, my first choice was Lisa. She was a contestant on SURVIVOR just a few years ago and I think maybe one or two of the other contestants recognized her.

Mindy, this is what happens when the world never seems to be living up to your dreams.

Cousin Geri.

Mindy has another season of Palm Royale to look forward to.....

R10. No, no, no. They should recast Tootie with Sharon Gless! I'd love to see her in pig tails.

R22. You know the killer is El DeBarge. He wanted those Sexy Lingerie residuals all to himself.

Bring back Molly Ringwald

R36, you wear it well!

Maybe they can recast Tootie with Lizzo, on skate, playing her flute.

Lisa Whelchel was reduced to appearing as a contestant on SURVIVOR a few years ago. I'm guessing it was her.

Kim Fields demanded an extra large snack purse, which would've blown the budget.

Mindy put the trash on the curb and is letting the gays do the rest. Without breaking a sweat.

Uh oh! There’s gonna be trouble!

I think it's Lisa. In her "interview" with the obnoxious and untalented Jeff Lewis she made clear that the answer to the mystery isn't about who she doesn't friend anymore, but the photos tell the tale. There are multiple pics with Nancy "Nance" McKeon, so not her. But then, all the way back to 2022, there's a photo with Kim "RHOA One Season Wonder" Fields. Nothing of Lisa "METv'" Whelchel.

Mindy, Lisa and Nancy were together on Drew Barrymore’s birthday show this past February.

No mention of Kim or why she was missing in this clip.

You're wrong, Mrs. Columbo. No wonder your show ended so quickly.

Being on Survivor or Big Brother would be hell-ish. Can’t believe Lisa did that.

Lisa wasn't seated with Mindy, Kim and Nancy at the Norman Lear 100th Birthday Special, which I thought was weird at the time.

Molly Ringwald said Mindy was a bitch on the set of FOL. They only made up a few years ago.

They were like 13 and 11 at the time, R49, and Molly was only on season one. Mindy may have been older, but how much of a bitch could she have been?

Mindy is friends with ex-DL regular Josh Kilmer-Purcell. I wonder if he ever told her about the thousands of threads and posts on here devoted to the show.

I'm fairly sure Mindy has posted here.

Tweens can be very bitchy.

Kim is most likely

Welchel has her own show "Collectors Corner". I don't know what network/service because I only see it as I'm scrolling and I'm not interested enough to stop. So it could be her, thinking she's so important.

R14: Huh? I just looked & Mindy is still following Lisa on Instagram. (All four of them follow each other)

[quote] Josh Kilmer-Purcell.

Qui etait cette cunt?

They should recast Tootie with Todd Bridges.

I'm available if someone needs a good scalding.

[quote]Cousin Geri.

Speaking of Geri....

R60. Looks like a hostage photo.

^ LOL.

R56 that’s very recent. It’s her latest follow which means it happened today.

R55 it's a MeTV on Sunday nights followed by reruns of mash which I'm pretty sure is a channel only the old crones like me watch.

R60 I love that Lisa and her have remained friends. I've met Geri and she is one of the nicest people.

Charlotte Rae, somewhere from the great beyond:

C'mon it's Lisa.

Kim Fields: a) doesn't need the money b) could likely have Tyler Perry produce a TV show for her without any Tootie connection c) is besties with Mindy. There's no way Mindy would call her a greedy bitch.

They were all at the Norman Lear 100th Birthday. Kim, Natalie and Nancy were all seated together and posted photos on IG. Lisa commented "Sorry I missed you three," to cover her ass. The room was not that big. The other three did not WANT to see her.

Is it public knowledge that Nancy is recently divorced?

r40 see r31

r67 100% it's Kim

I think Lisa isn’t QUITE as conservative Christian-y as she once was, but she still would probably be uncomfortable going all in on a sitcom where they talk about sex and other dirty stuff.

R69, you really think this revival got proposed and Kim went solo and said "just call it Tootie! and fuck everyone else?"

Get real. Facts was supposed to end with a spin-off where Blaire ran Eastland. The last episode was a back door pilot and eventually it aired (without Lisa) on WB or UPN or one of those desperate networks. I'd bet money Lisa pitched that show.

They really fucked up. You know they need the money.

There's such a hunger for nostalgia in this troubled world that almost any show could be revived and be a hit. Hell, I'd watch a 3rd go-round of Will & Grace.

[quote] You know they need the money.

I'm not sure they really do. Kim Fields has worked nonstop since the show. Nancy lived in the middle of nowhere for years which was likely very very cheap and apparently lives with her parents in NY again. Mindy has also worked a ton and seems to fly back and forth between LA and NYC as somewhat of an influencer. Lisa's kids are all grown and she remarried a therapist.

It's not Lisa. Nancy and Mindy posed and smiled with her in February '24 in a picture on Mindy's Instagram. Meanwhile, the last appearance Kim made on Mindy's feed was back in 2022, about the same time as the rift.

Yoohoo! Mindy! We know you're there. Can you tells us who it is?

It could be Lisa, but I also think it's Kim.

Nancy seems like she can take work or leave it. I can see her as a suburban pot mom who goes into the backyard and gets high once the kids are in bed.

It’s the colored girl, R75.

God, who cares about a FoL revival except 15 old gay men here on DL who correct other’s posts and snipe at each other?

Hallmark channel is the answer! Cast Nancy as a private investigator or ex-DA who gets involved in a murder… in each episode an old castmate or two is in the cast. Is Todd Bridges this week’s killer? Maybe Mindy’s meat pies really are poisonous…

If you cast Lisa in the lead she’s a realtor who always finds a dead body and blah, blah, blah, similar plots, same casting.

I’m looking forward to the episode where a Candace Cameron Bure type is murdered!

Kim Fields is bitter.

r71 You have an active imagination.

"you really think this revival got proposed and Kim went solo and said "just call it Tootie! and fuck everyone else?"

Did I say any bit of that? Nope.

Recast Tootie with Emma Samms.

Nancy McKeon is divorced, R67??? I know it is none of my business, but could it be our gaydars were right all along?

r78 "Who cares..." then proceeds to detail out an entire scenario. Got it.

And NO ONE has mentioned me once...

Lisa just doesn't strike me as having a big enough ego to think that she could lead a sitcom on her own, or that anyone would want to see Blair without the others, at this point. (right after FOL ended in 1988 is a different matter). But Kim does, IMO.

Whoever it was got some really horrible advice from their "people" (agent, spouse, whatever).

[quote]Recast Tootie with Emma Samms.

I'm available!

Fake Jan is two weeks old and dead. We need a fake Tootie.

I volunteer to take over George Clooney's role!

[quote]I was thinking about this the other day while watching a rerun how “Edna’s Edibles” could be an entirely different shop today.

A recreational marijuana establishment.

I just think of someone eating Edna's fetid cunt.

[quote]If Lisa or Nancy declined, I'd say drop the whole thing. No Tootie? They'll be fine.

I think not. Tootie is the most pop culturally important character on the show. The braces, the skates, the mushroom page boy, the NAME.

No. Not when it was on. Not now. The icon list goes: Blair, Jo, Mrs. G, Natalie, then Tootsie. Maybe. We still have Pipa to discuss.

R92. And what about me? I drove in my Winnebago all the way from Appleton, Wisconsin for this bullshit.

[quote]We need a fake Tootie.

Yvette Nicole Brown, come on down! You're the next Tootie on the The Facts of Life!

Sorry white boy, but Tootie is always the one referenced on other sitcoms, and she’s the one who instantly comes to mind when anyone thinks of TFOL.

Oh god. Teacakes is here.

R95. For FUCK'S sake! Add a COMMA after "Sorry...".

Were Mindy and Kim really besties? That's sad if their friendship has ended.

Anyone who says Jo or Nat or Blair were more pop culturally relevant than Tootie is either stupid, wasn’t around long enough to really know any better or can’t stand the fact that the black girl was the most popular. The name alone screams ‘80s sitcom nostalgia. Tootie. And yeah, she was referenced on other popular sitcoms, too…

[italic]Mama's Family"---(Vint, Naomi, 'n Bubba wanna go bowling instead of to Cousin Ludi's funeral)...

Bubba: "We can dedicate the first frame to Cousin Tootie!"

Mama: "It's Cousin Ludi, Tootie was on 'The Facts of Life', now get outta here!"

"The Golden Girls"---The girls fire a black housekeeper but are afraid of a "mystic wrath", so when she leaves, Blanche says: "I just want you to know that Tootie was always my favorite on 'The Facts of Life'!"[/italic]

Newhart, SNL and other Tootie references…

Gotta be Lisa

Nobody wanted Tootsie's hair.

Nancy took her brother's death very hard. I don't think she's worked very much since.

Icons don't need mentions on a D rated syndicated sitcom.

r99 Calm your tits

[quote] Were Mindy and Kim really besties? That's sad if their friendship has ended.

They've always said they were and remained very close, if she's talking about Kim maybe that's changed. They both spoke at Charlotte's funeral where apparently every attendee was given one of Charlotte's scarfs to wear.

[quote]Nobody wanted Tootsie's hair.

Black girls did. That page boy was the look for black girls back then (as was Janet’s hair in Diff’rent Strokes). And, if you wanna talk hair, Felice Schachter had the best hair out of all of them.

R41- She demanded an extra large snackPOCKETBOOK not purse.

[quote]Icons don't need mentions on a D rated syndicated sitcom.

Last time I checked, Golden Girls and SNL weren’t D rated.

Even Felice is more iconic than Bootie.

So, Tootie is the Kamala of this thread and her detractors are MAGA?

R110- Plenty of democrats don't like Kalamata.

r110 Only in your mind

Yeah, Tootie is out there on the street. Making Venn Diagrams.

If you watch the actual clip Mindy says:

"one of us can't get past the betrayal" - that would be Kim who also doesn't need this show.

"if you go on my IG and see who I hang with and who I don't," there's photos of everyone but Lisa.

Wow,thought Kim and Mindy were BFF. I thought maybe ‘’Jo’’ (Nancy) because she seems to need being in spotlight. Lisa is too much family oriented and deeply religious. So it’s ‘’tootie’’. What would Mrs. Garret say? ‘’Well you could knock me over with a feather-but don’t because I’m already having balance issues.

Girls! Girls!

You're ALL cunts!

[quote] Nancy took her brother's death very hard. I don't think she's worked very much since.

She wasn't working for years before that. She lived in a place with no internet in Texas. She talked about it on Mindy's podcast. She was excited to be "getting streaming."

[quote] Lisa is too much family oriented and deeply religious.

Yes, religious people would never fuck over someone else for money.

Interesting how insistent everyone here is that it's the black lady.

Wonder why that is?

I bet you also would vote for a woman but can't stand Kamala or Hillary.

Yeah, I agree it's Lisa and now I feel bad all these people think it's Kim. Mindy is going to have to clarify

Kim Fields is the lead on The Upshaws which got renewed for season four the day after season 3 dropped. She works nonstop. It’s that bible thumper Lisa. Maybe Kim’s agent or manager said she would do it if there was a guaranteed spinoff, otherwise, why leave a sure thing? They can always revisit a reunion for FoL when the Upshaws wraps for good.

RE: Nancy/possible divorce

FWIW, Nancy posted a photo with her husband Marc in NYC, just 11 weeks ago. They'd gone to see Loren Lester (who played hilariously annoying Roy on FOL) in a production of Cabaret.

Can we all pause and discuss how a FOL would kinda be awful. Why would they all be in each other's lives again? Even if they were going to do a next generation thing (which they did in the reunion to some degree) they are all far too old to have children in high school.

r119 Sober up and try posting tomorrow.

She seems to throw shade at Lisa here in suggesting one of them wouldn’t be up to the task of acting again.

[quote]Plenty of democrats don't like Kalamata.

Only the Manchin/Sinema types who would be okay with The United States of Fascism.

Thank you, R114. My thoughts exactly. Case closed!

[quote] Lisa is too much family oriented and deeply religious.

🙄

r125 Wow, she really did, and also that comment toward the end about where Natalie would be today "and I'd want that character to still be great friends with Jo and Tootie" - no mention of Blair. Wow.

Mindy quickly volunteered for her character to lose her virginity when Lisa refused to have Blair be the first deflowered girl due to her religious beliefs.

Check this out-

Being a good friend of Janet’s, Kim had pull and was invited by Janet to attend the Thriller recording sessions. She brought Mindy along and they all (Janet, Kim, LaToya, Mindy and another girl) got to sing backup on Michael’s song PYT. Quincy later only left Janet, LaToya and the other girl’s backing vocals on the track.

It seems pretty telling where in that interview she mentions only discussing the Golden girls thing with Kim and Nancy. And then the whole haven't acted in a long time and wouldn't want to be in front of them again thing.

I was confused about the part where she's talking about The Golden girls and being close friends with two of them. Was she close friends with two of them and if so which two?

I’m sorry-I just remembered something and have to rush over to the ‘’Shannon Doherty is dead to me’’post.

Was she close to them before or after they were dead?

r133 Betty White and Bea Arthur

We’re Betty White and Bea Arthur in the Golden Girls?

It wasn’t Tootie or Blair or Jo. It was George Clooney!

I watched the video at R131. It's definitely not Nancy. Mindy said "she" did it (wrecked the friendship, went behind the others' backs seeking a show of her own) all for a little money and fame. Nancy is not seeking fame. Kim was on RHOA and Lisa was on Survivor. I'm guessing RHOA paid more $. I'm guessing it was Lisa. Survivor is a desperation move. Almost as bad as "Celebrity Weight Loss Challenge." (Maureen McCormick was on that, IIRC.)

I thought it was Kim for sure but you bitches are convincing me it was Cunt Whelchel.

I NEVER assumed it was Tootie- Either Blair or Jo. So don’t judge me Judy.

Clearly it was Marsha. Marsha-Marsha-Marsha

R142. Marsha Warfield? She's next on the Night Court Death Bingo card.

I think R138 is on to something. He can't be trusted!

Just when you thought she was all nice and reformed from her Christianity and shit.

Do we think the show she pitched would have been called "Blair!" or simply "The Lisa Whelchel Show"? Blair Warner is now a 60-somethinh year old divorcee who loses everything in the stock market and has to move in with her son (Jason Segal), his fat frau wife (Chrissy Metz), and their three kids. Hilarity ensues as she turns to God and joins the choir. Brad Garrett will guest star occasionally as the ex-husband.

Put a wig on TeaCakeRises and she could replace Tootie.

If it was Blair then they should just write her off as being kidnapped by some foreign faction and missing and then bringing like Delta Burke or Julia Duffy as her aunt.

If it was Kim Fields then they just get Martin Lawrence to do shanaynay on roller skates.

Hmm. Well, after watching R125, now I think it was Lisa, not Kim. (I can admit it when I'm wrong).

Either one is shocking...and fucking depressing!! Like, WTF?!?! Now the FOL gals are backstabbing each other, too? The world has gone completely mad.

That's what Mindy said. They had all gotten along for 40 years and now, suddenly, one person became greedy.

From reading the story I thought it was Kim, but after watching the interview I think it was Lisa.

Mindy mentions that one of the girls is working a lot (clearly Kim) and that person was shocked and upset by the sabotage.

I wonder if Lisa's recent public pose with Cousin Geri is her way of getting out in front of it and protecting her image. And I think if it was Kim that Mindy would have said it was "personally devastating" or something like that — they've been tight for decades.

[quote] Kim Fields is bitter

Kim Fields is butter.

At first I thought it would be Kim, considering that she was the only one missing from this year's reunion/interview on the Kelly Clarkson show.

However, piecing it together... she says they've recently gotten back together with the person who did the sabotaging, so her recent photos and interview with Lisa don't count. She specifically references the clues are in her IG from about two years ago, and who she had photos with and who she didn't. Apparently Lisa is absent from Mindy's feed from that time period.

People are pointing to Lisa not sitting with them during the Lear tribute, but didn't she say that the offer to have a reboot came after the tribute, because that's when Lear realized how popular they still were?

After that FOL Live Tribute show, Lisa was getting a lot of press for still looking so good and "not aging," and "looking exactly like Blair from 30 years ago!" Maybe this went to her head and she thouoght it was an opportunity to use the buzz to get herself out front.

Mindy saying that one of the girls can't get over it, is probably Kim. Prior to the Lear thing, she had just done a Hallmark movie with Lisa. If she couldn't get over it, it makes sense why she didn't show up at the Clarkson reunion, and why no reason was givenf or it.

It's funny how it's so clearly not Nancy that no one even bothers suggesting it could be.

Fly low & avoid the radar...😎

[quote]Kim Fields is buttersworth.

Does Kim even come off as enough of a Diva to try to steal a show out from everyone else? I remember when she was on RHOA she was so low key she didn't even fight for a room on their vacation and just slept in the living room.

Some say it has to be Lisa because she appears at the top of Mindy's Following list on IG, indicating to some that it means Mindy only just started following her again. But I'm reading that being at the top of someone's Following list actually means you have the most engagement/intereaction with that person.

I guess it's confirmed that it was Lisa. The Live Tribute to FOL was in December 2021. The Normal Lear tribute was in September 2022, and Mindy posted a photo of herself with Kim and Nancy, and it is the only photo where she has turned comments off.

Mindy likely doesn’t need the money because she came from a wealthy family to begin with. She was a student at Harvard-Westlake before she got cast. I think she’s done a lot of voice work too.

Going on Survivor doesn’t seem as desperate to me as RHOA, or Dancing with the Stars. Survivor is one of those shows that has a very loyal, long term fan base and a lot of people would go on just because they love the show so much. It really helped Lisa’s image, at least in my eyes, is written her off as a backwards fundie but she came as across as very likable and was a popular player.

Kim may have worked constantly since TFOL but if she’s as bad as she was in the Florida-set British sitcom “Living The Dream” then she’s getting gigs based solely on nostalgia and name recognition because she was absolutely terrible on that show.

Nancy has always seemed like she didn’t need or want much in the way of fortune or fame and I am under the impression she inherited all of her brother’s estate when he died a few years ago.

r158 It's already been determined that it is/was Lisa Whelchel

R159, I was aware that I made a claim that it was any one of the four. I don’t know who it is, and am willing to go along with the consensus. I was just sharing my casual impressions of the cast, their personalities, and talent.

*wasn’t aware

R158 was Nancy’s brother wealthy?

She says "Another girl is working" in that clip. I ASSUME she's referring to Kim and Netflix. And I've seen clips of Kim's child referring to Mindy as "Aunt Mindy" so I don't think this situation would be enough to refer to her as a "Greedy bitch" in public.

He was a successful child actor, did some directing, and hosted a morning radio show, so he made pretty good money, one assumes. He never married or had kids so what he did make he didn’t spend on big houses, divorce settlements, or college funds.

Nancy worked way more than her brother did so I doubt she needed an inheritance from him, plus she’s married. Kim is currently on her third long-running sitcom, has made many appearances on other shows and she also directs. Why she agreed to be on the ratchet RHOA is a mystery to me. I think her not being at the Kelly Clarkson reunion was because she was likely filming her new show The Upshaws.

[quote][R158] was Nancy’s brother wealthy?

Quite. He got poked in the eye the day they filmed Vera's exploding box o'straws scene for the opening. His mom invested the payout in real estate. Nancy now owns 1/3 of Burbank.

I wonder if Lisa really went behind their backs like that or if she was presented with the idea of going a different direction with it and told to keep it quiet like the Threes Company Producers did during the development John Ritter’s ‘Threes A Crowd’ spin-off. I just can’t see Lisa taking it upon herself to pursue that on her own.

Inside sources say that in Lisa's spin-off series Tootie would have been played by Telma Hopkins, Natalie by Patrika Darbo and Jo by Mary Cadorette...

Let's face it, regardless of who it was, we are unnerved by conflict amongst the FoL cast. I'm an uncertain world, we thought we could count on "the girls" and it's deeply disturbing to learn otherwise.

[quote] reunion/interview on the Kelly Clarkson show.

Was there also a reunion on the Clarkson show, or is R153 confusion Drew Barrymore with Kelly Clarkson?

R155 - Here you go. When she was young and cute and innocent- pre bitter.

What on earth made Lisa delulu enough to imagine anyone would want to see Blair without the other girls?

Her god told her to do it!!

R172, I don’t know what Lisa’s real thinking about it was but thinking that a Blair-only spinoff being a great idea is something Blair Warner would definitely have been a supporter of!

Kim is on a Netflix show that keeps getting renewed.

Lisa hosts a low budget television show called Collector's Call on MeTV where she looks at people's junk.

WHO DO YOU THINK IS MORE DESPERATE FOR MONEY?

Blair was originally set to get a solo spin-off show after TFOL ended. The last few episodes had Blair considering the option of buying Eastland, and she would be headmistress. Juliette Lewis guest starred as one of the new Eastland girls.

That’s hard to watch but Juliette is very cute.

Remember ‘’Goodtime’s’’ when Kim’s mom Chip burned Janet Jackson with the iron- I hope she’s ok now. Thx Willona. (2 L’s-look it up).

Mindy said each of the characters had back-door pilot episodes near the end of the run.

Natalie’s involved moving to NYC. “Big Apple Blues” it was called, with Richard Greco and David Spade guest starring.

[quote] Remember ‘’Goodtime’s’’

Oh, dear.

R170, Barrymore. Confused one person who never shuts up with another.

I don't recall Fields or McKean's "backdoor" pilot, though at the time the show ended for whatever reason McKeon seemed like she would have the best career. She was the first choice for Monica on Friends, right? The dynamic between her and Perry would have been amazing but bizarre (who's the butch who's the fem in that relationship?) Lisa looked great in the last season, but it seemed like it was too little too late.

I remember the back door pilot centered around Blair and the one centered around Natalie. I don’t remember others.

I thought Nancy's show with Jean Smart was great.

Then again, I thought Jean's show with Mary whatserface which was an AbFab homage was also great.

Cousin Geri is the puppet master.

I just went through her instagram. There are a lot of pictures with her and Jersey housewives and Issac Mizrahi, who is like a jersey Housewife. If found here with Nancy and her with Kin and Nancy but nothing with Lisa. Looks like it was the Blair Witch.

News Nation has deduced it's Lisa.

[quote]I thought Nancy's show with Jean Smart was great.

Style and Substance! I remember watching the pilot and loving it as well. It was a mid season replacement for Cybill, which was struggling in the ratings at the time.

Martha Stewart hated the show because they thought they were making fun of her, and its been said she was responsible for it being cancelled, as she was on CBS as well at the time.

Did none of you read Lisa’s blog, or the companion must-read blog about her blog, the Blair Necessities? Lisa was a huge fan of Survivor, which is why she went on the show.

I would t have pegged her for this action, as she certainly never seemed like a “greedy bitch.” Also I think she would slide right back into playing Blair, so Mindy’s cunting about one of them not acting much seems misplaced. But Lisa seems to be the one Mindy is pointing to, and she did have a lot of buzz after that tribute.

Facts of Life without Blair would be Grease without Sandy.

Mindy claims to be above gossip and doesn’t participate in it, but blew this shit up all over the internet.

Lisa was wise to go on Survivor.

She received $500K being the runner-up as well as an additional $1M for winning "fan favorite."

I doubt Kim even scored more than $250K being on RHOA.

R191, I’ve always questioned Mindy’s rep as a nice girl just based on the close friends she has. I don’t see Angelina Jolie and her brother, James, or the Beekman Boys being tight with a nice girl.

It's Kim Fields. Deadline just published an article this morning about Kim signing with new management and they are pitching all these new projects with her as both star and producer.

She won $100,000 as fan favorite and she got $87,500 for tying for second place R192.

They cut the payouts?

[quote] Mindy claims to be above gossip and doesn’t participate in it, but blew this shit up all over the internet.

I like Mindy, but she was being coy about pointing a finger at Lisa. Just say a name or shut up.

Also, Natalie was the worst character on FOL and Blair was the best. Fact.

Tsk-tsk. From one of the producers of Hallmark Channel's "Home & Family", which did a big FOL reunion episode in honor of Charlotte's 90th birthday.

Nancy's back door pilot may have been the one where Jo was student teaching with Joyce Bulifant and Mrs. Elkins from "Dennis the Menace."

Coming to NBC this fall…

I do wonder how much Kim was paid for RHOA. She apparently only did the show because she owed back taxes of about 200k, so she had to be paid at least that. I think the typical pay for a first season is around 300k, but she was a name so would have been paid more than that. Nene and Kandi were both being paid about 2.5M/Season so I wouldn't be surprised if Kim negotiated closer to 1M.

GIRLS

GIRLS

GIRLS

Tootie done good.

The news nation pic of Mindy-She could do re-boot Leona Helmsley Story.

IAG? Was Broadway Danny Rose not taking any new clients?

Watch-in the end it will be Jo.

R199 William Keck is a nobody and a starfucker extraordinaire, I wouldn't consider anything that queen has to say even remotely credible.....

Threads like this make me wish Muriel required each DL poster to have a name/handle and that an ISP address could be used once. Then others could see how a few gay men (do women care about FoL?) are pontificating and speculating about this non-topic.

There's no possible way it's Nancy. She's basically not participated in any of the reunions or TV Movies. She seems to have zero interest in any of it. Plus, Nancy is featured on Mindy's IG much more so than any of the other cast members.

So that was her in Skeffington.

It's Lisa. She did a "Collector's Call" episode in my Upper East Side penthouse and as I was showing her my Alice memorabilia she mentioned the reboot. I told her to take the bull by the horns and stand on her own two feet! Then I skatted a new theme for her show and did a soft shoe.

The fat one has a chip on her shoulder.

Kim Fields has moved on to bigger and better things, just like Eve Plumb did with "Dawn Portrait of a Teenage Runaway."

Lisa married shortly after Facts of Life and wanted to be a stay at home parent. Hence, the reason why her career didn't pick up steam. Plus, she was very much into religion at that time. I think she would have been ultra choosey with projects. She bailed on a FOL episode because she felt it endorsed pre-marital sex.

She was on the shortlist to play Rachel on Friends, however.

Lisa could have been Mrs. Brad Pitt had she played her cards right. And then Angelina would have broken up THAT marriage, and Mindy would have been caught in the middle of it!!!! Could you imagine the tabloid headlines?

[quote]Did none of you read Lisa’s blog, or the companion must-read blog about her blog, the Blair Necessities?

The Blair Necessities was hilarious!!

r209 And your fat ass bumped the thread.

I want to thank Mindy for giving the eldergays so much tea for days.

Yes r209, a thread about Sam Butcher is much more titillating.

I really never followed them. I remembered watching Kim on "Living Single" and that was that. It wasn't until the heavy nostalgia trend started where people from 1980 started appearing on, "I'm A Hasbeen- Get Me Offa Big Brother Island!" that I even knew they were still alive.

Do they do voiceovers or some shit?

r220 Do you have access to Google or some shit?

R220. It's "HAS BEEN," for Christ's sake!

The "girls" should've been doing cruises, like the New Kids, and soap stars. Caftans and kimonos all day.

I'm sad that it was any of them but especially said it was Lisa. It's not that I don't like him I just feel like that if it had been her she would have been more easily forgiven because she seems like the little sister of all of them and could get away with crap like that and also ultimately has a good heart. But for that reason is probably why it wasn't her.

Kim was good on "Living Single." Glad that the Regine character was way different from the Tootie character. Kim could have easily gotten pigeonholed into that Tootie personality.

r224 Try that again tomorrow when you're sober

Mystery solved! The Jason Show from the Twin Cities did an extensive investigation. Mindy doesn't know the Pandora's Box she has opened.

R226, I could buy and sell all those bitches.

r228 You tried

Oooh, Mindy Cohn- master Thespian. She couldn't act, none of them could. All one-note sitcom kids. Cohn never said a line without looking like she was going to burst out laughing. Now Lisa isn't up to their Method acting... right.

It's not Lisa.

r220 "Now Lisa isn't up to their Method acting... right"

Where did you see anything about any of them talking about someone's actual acting ability?

*Oops

R230 "Now Lisa isn't up to their Method acting... right"

Where did you see anything about any of them talking about someone's actual acting ability?

I checked out one of the Reddit threads about this michegas. Apparently, Mindy had to delete a slew of nasty posts (by fans) about Lisa on her FOL-related Instagram posts today, and turned-off the comment function.

r234 Wow, she has really unleashed a shit show

Mindy, you called her a greedy bitch. That horse has bolted

r234 link please

Yeah Mindy, it’s all fun and games until Lisa Welchel gets murdered in a Hobby Lobby parking lot!

R233: Mindy made some comments on the Behind The Velvet Rope podcast a few months. Go to 2:50

[quote] The fat one

Aren't they all fat girls? Well, except for the motorcycle riding lesbian Jo.

r239 So not a word about method acting - got it

I did and I did.

R237: Link to the Reddit thread? I'll see if I can find it again (there were multiple threads), but in the meantime....just go look at Mindy's post with the photo of Kim & Nancy at the Norman Lear 100th birthday event. ALL the comments have been deleted & replies turned-off. Same thing with a post she made in 2021 wishing Lisa happy birthday.

R239, what's funny is that Mindy has the nerve to shade anyone else's acting when she's the one that had the least experience, and was the worst actress among them.

She also says one hasn't been acting in a long time and would have trouble, and the only one that hasn't worked in a decade is Nancy McKeon.

Gertz is worth 8 Billion??? Boots St. Clair did well!!!

#232/#241, I have some hot grease boiling on the stove. Can you help me with it?

R238. Just not on a Sunday. Lisa and Hobby Lobby celebrate the Lord that day. It's a day of rest.

The reboot looks terrible…

Nancy McKeon actually could act, and was the best actress of the four. She was great in all the TV movies of the weeks he did in the '80s.

Viola Davis IS Tootie!!!!!!

i wish all posters here were registered so we could find out which poster is mindi!

r249 " She was great in all the TV movies of the weeks he did"

What?

How déclassé.

R215- So if she played her cards right she could have been married to a HOMO

Mindy's besties with the Beekman Boys. They've taught her the evil ways of the gays.

Anyway, back to the point of the thread... When will Lisa respond??

R253

She was great in all the TV movies of the week she did. I accidentally tacked the s in “she” on the end of “week.” TV movies of the week were a thing in the 80s.

R214 Eve Plumb soared to heights the others could only imagine.

Survivor never gave 500K to the runner-up, let alone 1 million as a fan favourite. The only million-dollar prize was the winner.

After All-Stars ended a special aired called Survivor: America's Tribal Council, in which viewers were given the opportunity in a contest called "America Votes" to select one of the 18 contestants to win one million dollars. The finalists were Boneham, Colby Donaldson, "Big Tom" Buchanan, and "Boston Rob" Mariano. Boneham won the million dollars, receiving 85% of the 38 million votes cast.

R261 that was a special case. Runner-ups never got 500K as stated and she never got 1 million for fan favourite.

[quote]Survivor never gave 500K to the runner-up, let alone 1 million as a fan favourite.

[quote]that was a special case

She looked great in the pix from 2017.

She looked awful in the podcast interview. She shouldn't have had plastic surgery.

Who remembers Love, Honor, and Obey: The Last Mafia Marriage, starring Nancy McKeon and Eric Roberts?

The Emmy's overlooked gem!

r265 Oh, looks fun

R231 "I'm not Lisa....My name is Tootie...."

[quote] Gertz is worth 8 Billion??? Boots St. Clair did well!!!

Her husband runs a hedge fund, although Muffy was the bread winner when they first got together.

R266 Was that the 2-part episode where Natalie loses her virginity to Armand Assante?

R248. Jesus, "Blair' looks like deceased Southern California televangelist Jan Crouch

[quote] Her husband runs a hedge fund, although Muffy was the bread winner when they first got together.

He's the principal owner of the Atlanta Hawks.

Nancy was on The Division a Lifetime cop show. She played an alcoholic cop who struggled trying to get sober. TV Guide would always include her in their Best Actress in a Drama Emmy lineups, though she was never actually nominated.

Jon Hamm had a recurring role as Nancy's boyfriend.

Mindy seriously needs to fire her stylist. This "brand" is not working for her.

It's COHN, not COHEN.

R275 Hi Mindy!

R274 It’s working if her brand is anime.

Mindy seems to be having the last laugh with her own series on Apple TV...

Mindy has blocked @jeffreymixed over this drama.

Kim Fields has a Netflix series.

R274 Mindy marched into the salon, yelling "Give me the Mrs. Swan!"

Her own series? Isn't she just a glorified guest star?

R279 shew blocking someone else for the mess she started?

Do we know who the "Greedy Bitch" is yet?

r284 Are you retarded? It's only been confirmed 15 times here and 10 in the other thread

R284. Dana Plato, Rose!!!

R275- How dare they mispell the name of our favorite

GREAT BIG FAT PERSON

Really- she was so cute on FOL in the early 80's. They would never allow someone so real looking and fat-ish on show today unless they made a real issue of her weight or something.

R266- I posted a link to that movie on another thread about a week ago. I watched the whole thing from start to finish.

I thought Jo's French boyfriend was just my type- slim and cute.

Mindy’s Down syndrome haircut really doesn’t work for her.

A trip through Nancy McKeon's Instagram also points pretty clearly at Lisa. For three years (2019-2021), Nancy took to Instagram on each of their birthdays (including Charlotte in the great beyond). Then, in 2022 (when the reboot-shit went down)...no Happy Birthday message for Lisa -- just Kim, Mindy, and Charlotte.

R285 I see half of them saying it's Kim and half saying it's Lisa. You could just answer the question, asshole.

I heard the ‘hive mind’ thinks it was Lisa???

Maybe Pippa is the greedy bitch?

FACTS OF LIFE MAGIC!

True story. High school then wanting to go to Paris popped in my head. THEN right after there was an ad for THE FACTS OF LIFE GO TO PARIS in the TV Guide.

I cut it out and put it on my mirror.

Dang if I didn't get a chance to go in the spring.

FACTS OF LIFE AFFIRMATIONS!

Blessed be...

It's Julie Piekarski! She was hoping to merge Sue Ann with her famous countergirl from the Taco Bell ads from back in the day and have her managing a franchise in Chico, CA, while raising her granddaughter on her own after her daughter got hopped on drugs and ran out on her kid.

R291

IT'S FUCKING LISA, YOU FAT ILLITERATE WHORE

Speaking of Armand Assanti. This '90s bio-type movie about John Gotti was pretty good. He was a better Gotti than the ridiculously-cast John Travolta.

[quote] A trip through Nancy McKeon's Instagram also points pretty clearly at Lisa. For three years (2019-2021), Nancy took to Instagram on each of their birthdays (including Charlotte in the great beyond). Then, in 2022 (when the reboot-shit went down)...no Happy Birthday message for Lisa -- just Kim, Mindy, and Charlotte.

That's some good detective work. MORE confirmation that it's Lisa.

Its actually surprising that a big girl like Mindy was a main character of a show and I don't think her weight was ever really mentioned in any of the episdoes?

they already did it.

Is this thread ever going to end-Lisa No it was Kim No it was Nancy. This whole dram is nothing but PUBLICITY.

If Lisa did that, it’s pretty shitty. But I’m not sure I support what Cohn did either. Kind of classless.

R299: Not really. The only time I recall her weight being mentioned was during a first-season episode about Sue Ann going on a crash diet (and all the girls talking about it).

Cindy: "How about you, Nat? Are you gonna try to be pencil thin?"

Natalie: "Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy Magic Marker!"

AND...the first episode of S2, when Jo arrived. Blair made a snide comment about Jo's out-of-fashion flared jeans. Trying to diffuse the tension, Natalie joked: "That's okay, all my clothes are flared, too!" (as she ran her hands over her hips/skirt)

Mindy is crap for making this public. Anyway sometimes agents and managers go rogue. Talk to the person directly. She just wants to be funny and relevant.

[quote]Mindy seems to be having the last laugh with her own series on Apple TV...

Part of ensemble does not a starring role make. Plus, she's playing a Miami Jew. Not much of a stretch.

[quote] This whole dram is nothing but PUBLICITY.

La Publicité.....La Publicité!

I love Lisa's hairstyle in R227 s response.

[quote]Mindy is crap for making this public. Anyway sometimes agents and managers go rogue. Talk to the person directly. She just wants to be funny and relevant.

Crappier of Blair to have done it. Sounds like they did already confront and talk to Blair about it when it initially happened a few years ago. Mindy said "one" of the others is not over it, presumably Tootie, but it's clear Mindy isn't over it either. Blair can't fault Natalie or any of them for talking about it.

What's weird is Natalie exposing it and then seemingly getting pissed at other people for looking into it. She knew what she was doing.

Mrs.Garrett would solve this by making them paint their Eastland dorm room together. Wacky hijinks will ensue!

Who else thought "Over Our Heads" was the ugliest retail store ever created? I think it needs a makeover!

"Over Our Heads" was just a G-rated Spencer Gifts.

On second thought, I could see Beverly Ann stocking a personal massager or two.

r291 Are you able to read the 30+ posts before yours?

I get cunty vibes from the fat one. The fact that she’s friends with a slew of bitchy queens supports this.

R308 either use their character names OR their real names. You're giving us a headache trying to read your mess of a post.

I met Mindy at a Con last year and she was great. I chuckled when she asked me to take my sunglasses off so that she could see my eyes before we took a photo together.

I’m watching the Facts of Life where Blair reads Natalie’s diary and cuntiness between them ensues. Blair even said Natalie looked like Moose Jaw Muldoon. It was definitely foreshadowing this moment.

R317. Spooky! The power is inside of all of us!

Now the France episode, where the snooty teacher tells Natalie she’s dawdling, which we all know is code for slow-moving heifer.

Jn the E! True Hollywood Story about The Facts of Life, one of the producers said that, after the show was canceled, “Mindy didn’t want to be seen as the funny fat girl amore.”

They really liked making her seem fat and funny-that’s why she had to dress like Charlie Chaplin for her rape episode while Jo got to wear a cotillion dress.

Funny fat girl… well she got half of it right.

Lisa is like “ I left the far right religious group I was with, I did mushrooms with my kids in Europe, and now I gotta be a bitch?”

Mindy “Girth&Mirth” Cohn

Mindy and Lisa were frequently spotted together at a booth at Hamburger Hamlet on the Sunset Strip back in the heyday of TFOL, who would have thought then when they were on their third plate of Fried Zuchinni (called Zircles for those in the know) and eating their second round of Marilyn Burgers that their friendship would end up this way all these years later...

R315, not everyone's slow.

That was meant for R308.

I ate at Hamburger Hamlet but never had that zucchini dish.

Whores.

WHORES!

Apparently Mindy was known for her dynamic blow jobs among the crew on the studio lot.

I'm always surprised that Mindy didn't have a bigger career considering all the random, extremely famous, people she's good friends with.

They must all know she's a cunt.

Mindy Cohn is still my favorite

GREAT BIG FAT PERSON

Mindy used to let Mr. Belding titty fuck her.

r329/r332 How stupid

She's ugly.

Tootsie's Mrs. Butterworth's money must be running out. She's gonna have to play hardball with the Facts people.

R332. What the hell is an Alex Garrett?

GASP

r329, Back in the day the girls did a Whitehouse tour, Nancy pulled Mindy aside and gave her a few tips.

Would watch the holy Jesus out of that r146. Throw in a non binary 13 year old, you know for the kids, and this would get picked up tomorrow.

Mindy was quite svelte by today's standards.

I found a couple interviews with Lisa from 2022 & 2023, in which she mentions the reboot-discussions.

This one is from April 2022, and made me laugh. Really, Lisa?? That sounds positively hee-larious! 🙄

[quote]We’ve been talking about a reimagining of Facts of Life and bringing it back again. Nothing is set yet, but it’s been really fun to talk about it. What I have brought to the table for those conversations is I would love to see a little bit more acceptance of what reality looks like for a midlife woman. As I mentioned, I’m about 15 pounds heavier than I was on Facts of Life.… If we were to do a re-imagining of the show, I would really like my character to address the realities that we face when we get to a certain age.

And then there was this one in May 2023:

[quote]"Well, it really doesn't matter what it looks like in my mind," she says. "I'm not a showrunner or producer. It really has more to do with Norman Lear owns the rights and Sony owns the rights to Norman Lear's catalog. It has more to do with what they feel would be a good reimagining. There's been lots of conversations about that — and all of them are very exciting. But you have to hold all of them loosely because in this business something can be a wonderful idea and still not get made."

Nancy, Mindy, and Kim should sign on to do a reboot in the vein of Golden Palace where it's just the three of them resurrecting Edna's Edibles , a majrijuana shop... just to spite Lisa.

Maybe they can get Boots St Clair to take Blair's place.

R344: Gravy! I love Boots St. Clair! (and Jami Gertz was GREAT in the hilariously underrated The Neighbors)

Or maybe they can get Kim Catrall to play Blair.

It was Kim.

I'm guessing Nancy is a crazy cat lady by now.

R1, thank you! Whenever people say that Kim was a class act on the show, I have to wonder what they were watching? The only reason she even decided to go on the show in the first place was because she couldn't pay her taxes. That's not very "classy". And, then, she acted like she was superior to the women on the show. At least they can pay their taxes!

The fat one really caused a shit storm amongst old gays with this crap.

I'm hearing Mindy and Lisa are no longer following each other on Instagram.

tHEY Already started filming the reboot.

r347 You're about as sharp as a basketball

R352. Blair would never go gray.

Seems like a thread to gage interest since gays are arbiters of what is popular.

Silver. IT'S SILVER.

[quote]I'm hearing Mindy and Lisa are no longer following each other on Instagram.

Oh that's interesting... I just checked. Mindy is no longer following Lisa, but Lisa still follows Mindy. Mindy was following Blair a few days ago, but she apparently had only recently started following her.

[quote]At least they can pay their taxes!

Have you not met Nene, Sheree, Kim Z, and Kenya???

Lisa unfollowed Mindy.

Sources close to the situation have said that they heard a new writer friend of Lisa say to her at the time, "Face it Kim and Nancy are limited..." Later on, when the new writer friend of Whelchel's was going to accompany the four stars of TFOL to a dinner at her exclusive country club, she was overheard taking Lisa aside and saying, "Well we can't go to the club for dinner, we'll have to go somewhere else." When Lisa asked her friend why. The writer friend responded, "Cohn? Cohn?"

R360. Was it the Mortimer Club? They have validated parking...

And Mindy just changed her settings so you can't see her Followers list, hah.

Unfollowing each other wasnt the greatest strategy if either of them were trying to not confirm it was Lisa.

So, Mindy, we know you're here. We love you. But the damage has been done. Just sit back and watch Peekskil burn!

And now Lisa has hidden her followers list.

Mindy is a national treasure! Fuck that hot sauce bitch.

They ae all reading!

I love you both Mindy and Lisa... I do think Kim is a cunt though

Iyanla, fix my "Life" !!!!!

A Facts of Life reboot of the Golden Girls would have been very successful.

Pity.

You could do a twist on it, r369, and make the fat one Blanche..

Hot Sauce could be Rose, the lesbian could (of course) be Dorothy, and Tootie could be an effective Sophia. I could see her as a misanthropic troll, especially if they gave her roller skates and that weird Eastland hairdo again.

Blair bought that hotel. It can be like Are You Being Served Again!

I think Mindy comes off as a shit stirring drama queen and probably has some jealousy toward Lisa, especially after all of the compliments Lisa was getting about her physical appearance after the Live special. Maybe this activated some DUFF PTSD.

That fat CUNT has always been jealous of my Grammy nomination in 1984 for Best Inspirational Performance (look it up). Where's the hot sauce, bitches!

[quote] Clearly it was Marsha. Marsha-Marsha-Marsha

Oh dear-oh-dear-oh dear.

Lisa is the most conventionally pretty of the 4, so maybe she felt like she had the right to push for a solo project, more money, etc.

If you’re really thinking of *the fans*, you wouldn’t let petty stuff get in the way of a reboot. You could put that shit aside and swallow your cunty pride and get on with it. A reboot would never work without the four of them.

R370, there was an episode where Natalie was the slut of Eastland.

Oh, I disagree that a reboot wouldn't work without all of them. How many TV movies did FOL have after the show ended and none of them had Nancy in it? In this day and age of nostalgia, people just want a taste of something from their youth, they don't necessarily care if it's all exactly the same. Look at the Full House reboot. No one cared that the Olsens didn't return and it went on for several seasons.

[quote]How many TV movies did FOL have after the show ended and none of them had Nancy in it?

One.

Mindy is coming across like a deranged cunt. If you have receipts, show them. If not, shut the fuck up.

Mindy's besties with Angelina Jolie.... she knew exactly what she was doing dropping that tidbit.

If the powers that be wanted to do a soft reboot with a new young cast of girls and retain one of the 4 original cast members in an Edna Garrett like capacity, Lisa would be the natural choice.

I could see something like this pinched to Lisa and who would flat out turn that down? She’s probably the least financially secure out of the four and hasn’t kept up an acting resume. It would be a good opportunity for her especially if their original vision wasn’t going to go anywhere. I seriously doubt Lisa initiated a move to steal the show from the other 4 and suspect it was just a progression in their pitch and what direction the powers decided they wanted. Many reboots retain some of an original cast but the focus is often on a new group of young actors.

If they were going to reboot as R382 suggested, why would Lisa be the natural choice over any of the others. I think any of the characters would be interchangeable in that role.

I did think the same thing though. I wondered how much of it was actually Lisa going behind their backs vs being pitched something and considering it. I guess I imagine at this point, they must have confronted Lisa about it and they must know that whatever allegation Mindy made was the true storry.

R377 did she jump in the Eastland fountain and baptize herself the Slut of Eastland?

I wonder if it was some other producer etc. that tried to come between them (and succeeded).

Mrs . Garrett I was the slut of all time!

R386....Natalie Wandrous

Mindy knew exactly what she was doing in that Jeff Lewis interview. She could have just said that they were developing a reboot and it fell apart. Most of these projects suffer this fate. I think the unlikely success of Palm Royale went to her head. I say unlikely because that show was shit.

That show was great.

She was shit in it.

But the show was great.

The show was shit and she was shit in it!

Kristen Wiig was amazing in the last episode. And Allison Janney was amazing throughout.

Palm Royale was a joke. It was insane plot point after insane plot point and zero follow through. It truly felt made up as they went along.

R45 Mindy Cohn in that photo! Omg so funny.

Why does everybody want to remake The Golden Girls? I'm sorry, but that's a lazy idea.

FOL was not like The Golden Girls, and vice versa. They were two entirely different shows that only happened to center around four girls. And even then FOL had a Mrs. Garrett.

Besides, they're too young to be the Golden Girls. Shit, they all should still be working. Who the fuck is going to be Sophia, when no one in that cast is 60, much less 80?

If they want to do a reboot, focus on the women's later years, but put emphasis on their careers. Tackle AARP womens issues.

Mindy, this ain't it. Lisa did you all a favor. You should be thankful.

[quote]Besides, they're too young to be the Golden Girls. Shit, they all should still be working. Who the fuck is going to be Sophia, when no one in that cast is 60, much less 80?

You are aware that the Golden Girls were in their mid-50's when the show started, right?

r394 I don't want a Golden Girls reboot, either. But, "Besides, they're too young to be the Golden Girls" and "Who the fuck is going to be Sophia, when no one in that cast is 60, much less 80? " Rue was 51 when Golden Girls started, and Estelle Getty was 62.

Lisa Welchel is now 61. Mindy Cohn is 58 - 7 yrs older than Rue when the show started.

Do we even know if Mindy is going to be back in Palm Royale 2? Her character ran its course. They need to give some of the supporting characters more screentime and storyline.

I think Mindy mentioned in that podcast that she was coming back for Season 2. Or she said something about them getting picked up for a Season 2, so she must assume she is.

Mindy is on a career upswing. She's beloved by everyone who works with her and a lot of influential actresses grew up watching her.

[quote]She's beloved by everyone who works with her

Not everyone!

R399. Chrissy Metz for one. She loved her style.

R399 Hi Mindy

The most dyketastic scene ever on this show.

Blair’s stepsister Jan Brady comes to Eastland and announces she’s becoming a nun. Dykey Jo decides to become one too. Blair berates both of them and physical violence ensues.

I second what R400 said!

Joan Collins doesn’t have anything on these bitches!

R403. I'm surprised Lisa would spout the vile words in this script! Blasphemy!

A 1980s TV thread is guaranteed a 600 post thread. The Millennials were the original Latchkey Kids, with the television as their babysitter.

[quote]The Millennials were the original Latchkey Kids

Tell that to Generation X.

R407. RIP Benji Gregory

I never thought I'd live to see these girls throw away these life long friendships. I find it absolutely heartbreaking.

Same r410 - Lisa must have really behaved badly to make both Nancy and Mindy unfollow, etc.

They want to do a reboot because Hollywood has no original ideas anymore and/or doesn't care to make anything new and unique. Then again, it is a business, and they have an automatic built-in audience to watch this crap because it is nostalgic. Just go watch the original Golden Girls or FOL--they still hold up somewhat.

R411, Lisa and Nancy are still following each other, so are Lisa and Kim.

Is t Mindy Cohn from a rich family? Seems to me that she can lob bombs at Lisa and sit back and laugh at her broke bible-y wide behind.

Does Nancy really even care? She’s usually a no show and hot or cold when it comes to talking about FOL. Just about every group of women I’ve been around has one that’s on the outs at different times and there’s always a shit stirrer who whips everyone up into a frenzy and tries turning others against said person. The only side we have is Mindy and she’s playing games with how much she will reveal, Mindy is the problem.

At R403, Lisa looks like she dyed her hair with yellow Kool-Aid. It was nice to see Eve Plumb there, too.

Palm Royale was a bit uneven but it's like a beach read on TV. Meant to be fun and catty. Mindy was fun in it. As was Julia Duffy and Allison Janney - who is the REAL star of the show, not Kristen "I play the same character in everything I'm in" Wiig.

Doesn't Allison Janney literally just Allison Janney everything up?

I like all of those actresses but aren't all of them pretty much all known for playing one type of character. Seems like they were all brought together so that we could see Stephanie Natalie CJ all together.

The only characters I liked in Palm Royale were Leslie Bibb's and Ricky Martin's.

R414- Please refrain from making disparaging remarks about DL's favorite

GREAT BIG FAT PERSON

This is fun! Thanks for clips.

[quote] Please refrain from making disparaging remarks about DL's favorite GREAT BIG FAT PERSON

What does Roxane Gay have to do with The Facts of Life?

r422 What clips?

WOAH! Plot twist!

It wasn't Lisa!

It wasn't Kim!

It wasn't Nancy!

The "Greedy Bitch" was MINDY! MINDY--Talking about herself in full-of-herself third person!

COHN IS THE CUNT! The Tot Mom of Sitcoms!

It's whoa, not woah.

Nancy is to the Facts of Live as Eve is to the Brady Bunch. It was a delightful experience, when it's convenient. The truth is they both seem like they hated every second of it. Ever on Jenny Jones completely dropped the mask. She was more bitter than a cheap cup of coffee.

Joey Lawrence has joined us at R426 .

Mindy is a total starfucker. Look at her Instagram. She and Lorna Luft are the worst. I’d be more excited to meet Lorna, though. She seems like fun. Mindy doesn’t.

I was molested in the gummy fish section of Edna's Edibles. YOU KNOW MRS. G, YOU KNEW!

R429 I agree. Mindy seems like she collects people. The more famous the better.

There will be NO Mindy Cohn slander on the DL!

I FORBID IT!

R432-The fat one is a starfucking cunt. She’s not big and jolly like Natalie Green; she’s just a big mean girl.

R433=Molly Ringwald

Mindy is such a yenta.

Did she get her bottom lip enlarged? Is that even something people do? It just looks huge, but I've never heard of anyone adding girth to their bottom lip.

Love Mindy!

Hi Mindy, at R437!

[quote]She and Lorna Luft are the worst.

But only I was molested for real.

the gummy fish were so blue that day

R439 Yes dear, we know. Now please check on Joey in the breakfast nook.

He's bedazzling his little retarded heart out.

There's clearly someone at fault here, and it's Kim Cattrall.

MINDY'S IDEA OF A NIGHT OF FUN IS DOING HER LATCH HOOK RUGS.

Has Cousin Geri commented yet?

Yeah. She said "what's shaking girls. lets get this going".

Cousin Gerri also said, "This has shaken me up. And I don't mean my cerebral palsey."

Cousin Gerri then said, "It upset me so much, I had a martini. Stirred. I took care of the shaken."

R448. And then she played an audience laugh track on a pocket tape recorder

Then she made shake n bake for supper.

R450. And I helped!

Yeah it's 100% Lisa. And Kim is the one who can't get over it.

They would do it without Natalie or Tootsie. They can't do it without Lisa. They'd get about 18 viewers if they did.

Don’t forget that bulldyke Jo r453!!

The quintessential DL thread if there ever was one!

Nobody's mentioned me yet. What about ME???!?!?!?

I love it. I hope this never goes away. Facts of Life drama is magical.

Also, toward the end of the series, Lisa was acting circles around the others. Kim and Minty Cone were still doing their 13 year old schtick, they tried to soften Nancy up but she just became more of an in-denial lipstick lesbian. While Lisa wouldn’t be winning any acting prizes, she seemed to be the most mature performer of the group. (Aside from Clorox Leachman).

Hi Haven at R457. Glad you got that comment up before mommy got the hot sauce out!

R458 I dot panked

Fuck Blair. Just reboot it and replace her with one of her sisters, Meg or Bailey!

I would say something, but I'm dead.

Natalie Green is editor at an offbeat magazine inherited by newly widowed Suzanne Sugarbaker. Tootie is lying.low at Natalie's after having had a middling acting career culminating in a recent embarrassing incident on some reality show. Jo is their helicopter pilot I guess.

Tootsie is working at Popeye's Chicken.

R463. It's FUCKING Tootie! Jesus Christ!

DOROTHY!

They could do without Tootie, or maybe even Joe, but they need Blair and Natalie.

Who's Joe, R466?

I want Cousin Geri and Jo to hook up.

Jo could just lie there… Cousin Geri would do all the work.

like an electric toothbrush.

Mrs. G shook a lot too. Both of them, Jeri and Edna, they shook like a bowl of Jell-O on a train.

Mrs G was an old drunk. She had to knock back a few boilermakers before 10am so she could deal with a bunch of fighting fat baby dykes.

Oh my, Charlotte was 54 years old in 1980.

In that clip Mindy looks absolutely svelte compared to today's fatties.

Has Jo traded in her motorcycle for a Jazzy?

Nancy can femme it up when she wants...

I've never seen her look more dykeish R476

^Then you've never seen an episode of TFOL.

Jo should have grabbed her crotch and told that perv bakery delivery guy Roy to suck her dick.

Toothy was the weak link. Early DEI hire.

get me the girl in the card commercial.

r480 Not in the least, but you tried

I looked more fem...

She was great in the homeless teen flick Where The Day Takes You. She only had a cameo role, but I remember being shocked that Jo from The Facts of Life was cussing so much.

R484 I just watched this last week and was surprised to see her in that role. Her brother produced it and Alex Rocco’s son directed. They really kept it in the family.

^It's a great little flick. All star cast and everything. I think it was Will Smith's first film.

We need an update.

The fat one has kept her big mouth shut since stirring up this shit storm.

The fat one? George Clooney?

Plus she has the sucralose shits.

[quote]The fat one? George Clooney?

Like that bitch could ever keep her mouth shut.

Allegedly Whelchel, 61, Fields, 55, nor McKeon, 58, have publicly addressed Cohn’s claims.

Cohn is so fucking homely!

r493 Now, now, dear, we call that "unique." That's what my grandmother would say to me!

[quote]A 1980s TV thread is guaranteed a 600 post thread. The Millennials were the original Latchkey Kids, with the television as their babysitter.

"The Facts of Life" is a gay Gen X passion that didn't captivate Millennials in syndication the way "The Golden Girls" did. When DL classics like "How Would the 'Facts of Life' Girls Handle the War in Iraq?" unfolded, older Millennials were barely old enough to purchase alcohol and the younger ones were in grade school.

Did Charlotte Rae retire? Is there any mention of her coming, even for just a brief cameo, to the reboot?

Cohn mentioned Rae's headstone would make an appearance as a garden rock.

R492 Lisa basically acknowledged it by unfollowong Mindy. She should have just left it alone and ignored it

She not only retired, she expired.

That old cunt Joan had Charlotte bumped off for calling her a bitch.

R496. Yes, the briefest of cameos.

What's the latest?

Currently, the girls are pulling an all-nighter, cramming for finals!

The latest was they followed each other after the media shitshow but have unfollowed each other again. R502

Drama? Why, did someone eat the last Krispy Kreme as the table read?

No. The drama is that the girls' shipment of oversized comical sunglasses were late to Over Our Heads causing a loss of tens of dollars.

Boot St Clair makes her first appearance.

If this show took place nowadays you’d a bet the word “bitch” would have been used freely.

[quote]If this show took place nowadays you’d a bet the word “bitch” would have been used freely.

Certainly, "Greedy Bitch," would be.

People only remembers George…

It’s not gonna happen unless Cousin Geri is the star.

Remember Blair's hot retard?

^He was also her hot coke addict boyfriend in a later episode. The actor (Thomas Byrd) was super nice when I would chat with him on Twitter.

Wasn't Thomas Byrd family? For a few years in the 80s he was everywhere on TV.

I remember as a teen getting all excited that he was going to star in a new hour long drama called "Boone" that was supposed to be a C&W singer trying to make it big in the 1950s... and was secretly gay! Kind of like Elvis, instead he liked cock more than coke. Alas, NBC said they would have none of that and the show disappeared during development. Sigh. What could have been.

^ Correction. Looks like the show DID air for a handful of episodes around 1983-84, but any suggestion of buggery was excised.

Is Thomas Byrd family? I hope!

I recently saw that episode with Mrs. Garrett’s artistic son who is gay… he was hot

R2, she was at the Jermaine Jackson concert.

Whatever happened to the cute guy who played George?

^^ He auditioned for the "cute guy" role in Thelma & Louise, but lost it to someone with far more charisma & sex appeal.

He’s currently worth over 600 million dollars-that’s what happened to him.

R521. And started the movement to remove our current President.

If he were a real power-broker, he'd be able to heal the rift among the Facts of Life girls.

Those girls are still fantasizing about how big his dick is- I know I am.

Total cookie sniffer in R514's pic.

R524 forgot to sign their name. Hi, Mackenzie!

I forgot that George moved to Lanford after leaving Peekskill.

I thought George became a cop in Miami.

R528. He was shot. Had to leave the force. That's when he went to Lanford.

He became a gay porn star but a bottom because he has a small dick.

It's bittersweet watching the girls perform as Sexy Lingerie on Antenna TV, knowing their current strife.

I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair.

Some enchanted evening.

The Merry Wives of Winsor

Where did Natalie get all those coconuts?

They were all racist cunts who treated me like shit!

R537. Join the club...

[quote] The Merry Wives of Winsor

More like the Fat Whores of White Castle

I liked Beverly Ann more than Mrs. G.

R539. Get bent!

R539 really? To me, Beverly Ann wasn't even a character. When you think of Edna Garrett you think " Caring, strict when she needed to be, wise, intelligent, Eleanor Roosevelt fan."

But what character traits did Bevery Ann have, aside from being slightly scattered? I honestly can't think of any. No, I think this opinion is ill considered at best.

R541 - Funny, when I think of Edna Garrett I think of fat yenta with a cheap Henna-rinse.

Girls! Girls!

We're BOTH wonderful!

R543. Edna was VERY edible...

I remember Rae from her MR MUSCLE oven cleaner commercial.

Charlotte was hilariously over the top as Mrs. Billotti in the television Hot L Baltimore.

Bitch didn't have an Oscar.

Geri Jewell used to practice motorboating on Mindy's back flab.

Mindy has morphed into Smiling Buddha.

MINDY HAD A HIDDEN SNACK BAG UNDER HER BED!

One could Mindy's folds.

NATALIE USED TO FLOSS HER TEETH THE LICK THE DENTAL FLOSS CLEAN.