Let’s be athletes in the Olympic Village in Paris.

The makers of the carboard "anti-sex" beds must be unfamiliar with China, where the beds are harder than the floor, and where -- with 1.4 billion people -- they clearly have no issues with having sex.

Why does this myth about "anti-sex" beds keeps getting regurgitated when the French have clearly said numerous times they want the athletes to have as much (safe) sex as they want? It's not the Abu Dhabi Olympics, for fuck sake, it's the city of love.

I'm a rent boy in the Bois de Boulogne. No anti-sex beds here!

I'm Mr Black-Daley blocking hubbys number for the next few weeks .

I’m the happiness that I’m a swimmer and finish up in the first week. Time to party!

Those poor athletic bitches that compete in the second week have to stay focused.

I’m the raw meat served to Team GB.