Introducing..... BLIND BARBIE and BLACK DOWN'S SYNDROME BARBIE!

All Barbies are blind. They're made of plastic. They can't see ffs.

Will there be a Rebecca De Mornay Barbie to bully the two new dolls?

Down's Syndrome Barbie bears a striking resemblance to Gabrielle Union!

They look like regular Barbies pulled from the “factory seconds / failed QA” bin.

R3 took the words out of my mouth

I saw the photo before reading the headline and thought “Oh look Gabrielle Union has her own doll now”

I worry about people overly invested in Barbies. She is iconic, but expanding her market is a good thing.

Couldn't you just give a blind kid any Barbie and say it's a Blind Barbie?

Do they have an overweight Barbie, yet?

That’s not what blind eyeballs look like. The pupils are never centered, which is most disconcerting. It’s my understanding why the sunglasses 😎 look became a courtesy. I supposed psoriasis Barbie is forever shelved because of the efficacious treatments available nowadays. I’d like to see a line of Special Olympian Barbie’s. Or a special Shriners Hospital Ken that comes with an adowable bwanket.

They had Barbie’s friend, Rosie O’Donnell about twenty years ago. And they have produced “proportionate” sized Barbies fairly recently, but no Mama June’s, if that’s what you’re asking.

Is there a trans nonbinary Barbie? Leprosy Barbie?

Will the conjoined twins Barbie cost more?

Where's the bald Barbie?! Where's MY fucking representation!

Ken Dawson

Endometriosis Vaginal Cyst Barbie

Gluten Intolerant Spastic Colen Barbie

Fibromyalgic Barbie

Just Plain Old Mean Barbie: See You Next Tursday Barbie

My Friend Julie Barbie

Amputee Barbie is easy to do at home.

Botched Botox Barbie is already available

How about a Barbie with acne? You can pop her pimples, and she can become an acne-scarred Barbie!

Where is the DL Ken? It has a prolapsed anus and when you pull its string it bitches constantly.

“Fuck Me Hard” Barbie

Where the fuck are the buck toothed little person Barbies?

[quote] Where's the bald Barbie?! Where's MY fucking representation!

Mattel's got your back, Jada. Bald Barbie came out a few years ago.

And Mattel released amputee Barbie awhile back, too.

Where’s Zippertits Trans Barbie?

What about Marfan Ken?

Are there any Down's kids born anymore? I thought pre natal testing took care of that.

Iceland hasn't had a Down's birth in twenty years or more.

I’m imagining a little girl playing with the Down Syndrome Barbie. What voice would she use? What would she have them do?

Chemo Barbie would have been put to better use than Blind Barbie - sadly enough…

Clearance Section Barbie

Where's my fucking doll?

I wanted to come in all snarky, but I confess I think it’s kind of sweet.

R13

What is a Jada?

Finally blind girls can see a Barbie that looks like them

I want Xhe and Xir Barbie!

I want a Chemo Ken with his infusion pump, just like me!

R35 That is so wrong!!!!

R38 and yet so right

Trailer Trash Barbie

There are curvy Barbies, skinny Barbies, albino Barbies and vertically challenged Barbies. A Barbie doll for everyone!

I want a Spina Bifida Barbie.

Here you go, R42.

We're going to call her "Zelda," after the character in Pet Sematary.

Oops you forgot me!! I wanna be Barbie, I am a doll!!!

Y'all are a sick bunch.

^^^^^^^

Britney was released by Mattel as "Bipolar Barbie."

R38 Ahhh aqugrmpfeeee!

R46 White Powder Barbie

Homosexual Ken

Transgender Barbie

We should have a conversation on what they've done with Ken.

Yes. Yes, we should.

Downlow Ken

So much to say.

Where is my overweight, below average in looks, prone to depression, caftan wearing Ken?

I want Ozempic Barbie and Jardiance Barbie!!!

Jardiance Barbie is an overweight Latina who sings and dances in a hideous yellow dress.

Ozempic Barbie spews diarrhea all over her bed and ceiling.

You just have to re-dress Fat Ken with a kaftan from the Fat Liz Taylor collection.

Party Girl Barbie

Truck Stop Whore Barbie

Now that you mention it, I've never seen a Black person with Down's Syndrome. Ever. Do they exist?

Millennial Ken

Billy Crocker home maker and Nurse Nancy Boy!

YASSSSS!!!

The nice thing is that once you have your BLACK DOWN'S (sic) SYNDROME BARBIE! you can pull off a leg and arm for double amputee, and you can set up a GoFundMe fundraiser to help with her care after her brutal assault.

What's going on here???

I always knew it!

Is a trans Ken doll next?

R57 That's Rosie O'Donnell Barbie!

Atheist Barbie!

[quote]Now that you mention it, I've never seen a Black person with Down's Syndrome. Ever. Do they exist?

Jamie Foxx's sister is one. You just know what he's getting her for Christmas this year.

Whoops, sorry Jamie's not getting her anything for Christmas, she died a few years ago.

A colored mongoloid doll? Well I never!!! Aren't they sent to that desolate training school to make shoelaces?

R52 the guy from Star Trek Ken

They did a Laverne cox Barbie a few years ago.

Where the candy R74?

I AM NOT RETARDED!!!!

Little kids have been doing different versions of Anne Boleyn Barbie for decades.

Munchausen By Proxy Skipper!

How the fcuk am I supposed to enjoy and play with this damned blind doll??! Wait, did you put her down? And where am I right now?!

What about a Barbra Barbie!???

^Edit that—I found Doll Babs’s link! 🎵

[quote]the first Black Barbie with Down syndrome.

How can you tell from a regular Black Barbie?

I want a John Waters Barbie!

The Colostomy Barbie is way too realistic.

How about Prolapse Ken?

I was surprised when my My Mr. Hands Pretty Pony arrived and turned out to be life size.

What about crack whore skank Barbie?

Tertiary syphilis Barbie — just in time for the holiday season.

Ghetto Barbie

Thug Love Ken

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Barbie

R60, "Down syndrome."

Oh, dear.

And we suppose you've never seen a baby pigeon, either.

[quote]It is preferred to say "Down syndrome" rather than "Down's syndrome."

California KAREN Barbie!

How ‘bout a homely Barbie?

How will a blind child know the doll is blind?

[quote] All Barbies are blind. They're made of plastic. They can't see ffs.

That’s what they want you to think.

Just in time for the elections... HAMAS Barbie!

A vibrating epileptic Barbie might be worth it.

Oooh, R99.

That's a brilliant idea!

Just put a battery in her, and watch her go!

This totally reads like a The Onion headline. Black Down's Syndrome Barbie?

"Iceland hasn't had a Down's birth in twenty years or more. "

Icelandic Down's Syndrome Barbie would be quite the release then.

[quote] Just put a battery in her, and watch her go!

I’m picturing Epileptic Barbie coming with a mini strobe light that could be used to set her in motion.

What about Long Suffering Due to the Stress of Hiding and Eventually Died Young at the Hands of an Autocratic Regime Barbie.

Leprosy Barbie is always a good time for the whole neighborhood

How about a Karen Barbie?

Here you go, R106!

I think See You Next Tuesday - "cunt" - Barbie was my favorite suggestion. There's nothing special about her; she's just a cunt.

Down Syndrome Barbie gave Blind Barbie a dress in her favorite color: corduroy.

I want the Mia Farrow Family Collection!

The Triple-Platinum Limited Edition, which includes the dead ones and Satchmo still looking like a boy!

Fibromyalgia Warrior Barbie

^Can we play together naked?

Snowflake Barbie. She has to stay in the sealed box.

[quote] Iceland hasn't had a Down's birth in twenty years or more.

Bjork was the last one.

Plenty of autists born in Iceland since Björk I assure you