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Your smile for the day...

horse bites tourist.

Such fun!

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by Anonymousreply 23July 24, 2024 11:38 PM

That poor horse was hungry again 20 minutes later.

by Anonymousreply 1July 23, 2024 11:22 PM

They have big teeth.

by Anonymousreply 2July 23, 2024 11:23 PM

Dumb cunt

by Anonymousreply 3July 23, 2024 11:26 PM

Made me burst out laughing.

by Anonymousreply 4July 23, 2024 11:35 PM

She isn't dumb and it isn't funny. She didn't do anything to antagonize the horse. I heard one of those guards say one day, after a horse grabbed an old woman by her shirt and pulled her down to the ground, that horses don't like the smell of certain people and that's why they do that.

by Anonymousreply 5July 23, 2024 11:40 PM

and it always seems to be that guard's horse that does the biting

by Anonymousreply 6July 23, 2024 11:42 PM

Me horsey, me play joke, next time, me bite tourist on her throat!

by Anonymousreply 7July 23, 2024 11:44 PM

Did she speak Frau Blucher's name?

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by Anonymousreply 8July 23, 2024 11:55 PM

May I direct your attention to the sign directly above her warning that the horse may bite or kick? She deserved it. Stupid tourists.

by Anonymousreply 9July 23, 2024 11:55 PM

Dollface thread

by Anonymousreply 10July 24, 2024 12:00 AM

Maulface thread.

She is dumb, R5. Apparently she can't read.

by Anonymousreply 11July 24, 2024 12:02 AM

[quote] May I direct your attention to the sign directly above her warning that the horse may bite or kick? She deserved it. Stupid tourists.

The sign that says not to touch the reins, but says nothing about keeping a specific distance? She approached with jerky movements, but she wasn’t super close. Would I have done what she did? No. But her behavior was not egregious .

I thought it was a little funny, though.

by Anonymousreply 12July 24, 2024 12:05 AM

Told ya it was a bitchy set.

by Anonymousreply 13July 24, 2024 12:20 AM

Needed some soy sauce or spicy mustard for sure.....

by Anonymousreply 14July 24, 2024 1:19 AM

Is she dead yet?

by Anonymousreply 15July 24, 2024 1:26 AM

What a big baby frau. Falling to the ground

by Anonymousreply 16July 24, 2024 7:19 PM

Bite her again, Sea Biscuit!

by Anonymousreply 17July 24, 2024 7:23 PM

Team Horse. Cheer up lady, ya went viral!!

by Anonymousreply 18July 24, 2024 7:23 PM

Horse team.

by Anonymousreply 19July 24, 2024 9:38 PM

Hilarious.

Dumbest cunt in the world.

by Anonymousreply 20July 24, 2024 9:43 PM

r12 "But her behavior was not egregious ."

The only opinion that matters here is the horse's,

by Anonymousreply 21July 24, 2024 9:48 PM

Well, when a sign says the horse may bite, how stupid do you to have to be to stand close enough to get bitten? Jeez.

by Anonymousreply 22July 24, 2024 10:04 PM

Perhaps she was testing the appropriate proximity to the nice little horsey?

by Anonymousreply 23July 24, 2024 11:38 PM
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