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I Had Sex Saturday Night With Someone Who Looked Like A Slim Version Of Jerry Garcia

He called my penis beautiful maybe four times but he was awful at the blowjob- oh well. I like the compliments about my penis.

by Anonymousreply 28July 24, 2024 9:35 PM

Any pics?

by Anonymousreply 1July 23, 2024 3:43 AM

He didn’t call it big or thick?

by Anonymousreply 2July 23, 2024 4:03 AM

Of what?

by Anonymousreply 3July 23, 2024 4:32 AM

R2 - He did call thick/big and kept holding it.

by Anonymousreply 4July 23, 2024 4:34 AM

I ate Cherry Garcia on Saturday night instead of having sex.

by Anonymousreply 5July 23, 2024 4:41 AM

He had his moments.

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by Anonymousreply 6July 23, 2024 11:14 AM

Was the sex like a free flowing jam session that lasts forever?

by Anonymousreply 7July 23, 2024 3:51 PM

R7- It felt that way. He was beguiling me with a story. My penis he said was JUST like the penis of his friend when he was a teenager. His friend was drunk and let slim Jerry Garcia suck him off. I guess seeing my cock was like a trip down memory lane.

by Anonymousreply 8July 23, 2024 4:02 PM

I see you got your dick out

Suck my cock and get out

Yes, I get the jizz of it

But it's alright

Sorry that you feel that way

The only thing there is to say

Every Datalounger's got a

Touch of grey...

by Anonymousreply 9July 23, 2024 4:11 PM

Profuse nostalgic reminiscence accompanying a blowjob from a stranger is kind of a novelty, no?

by Anonymousreply 10July 23, 2024 4:15 PM

R10- Yes it was.

by Anonymousreply 11July 23, 2024 4:19 PM

I miss Ben& Jerry's "Chocolate Cherry Garcia" Limited Edition!! It was around the last 2 summers but not this summer.

BTW, I LOVE Cherry Garcia ice cream too!!

I met the entire band when I was working in Philly, staying at the Old Four Hotel on Ben Franklin Parkway on Logan Square. The band would stay for weeks at a time when they were touring the East Coast. They found it relaxing there.

They were the "nicest people"ever; Bob Weir& Jerry Garcia were absolutely hysterically funny. Great stories.

by Anonymousreply 12July 23, 2024 4:36 PM

How can a man suck at a blow job?

by Anonymousreply 13July 23, 2024 4:46 PM

How do you like yours to be sucked? Hands or no hands?

by Anonymousreply 14July 23, 2024 4:46 PM

He was probably on LSD, OP.

by Anonymousreply 15July 23, 2024 4:57 PM

R13- Too much teeth.

Dr Ruth once said with fellatio one has to lick 👅 the penis like an ice cream cone 🍦.

by Anonymousreply 16July 23, 2024 5:05 PM

How would Dr Ruth know? She's doesn't have a dick!

by Anonymousreply 17July 23, 2024 5:09 PM

Your dick didn't impress him

by Anonymousreply 18July 23, 2024 5:10 PM

R18- He called it beautiful at least 3 times- so I would say he was quite impressed with it.

by Anonymousreply 19July 23, 2024 6:28 PM

R15- Not exactly. He was high on poppers- but I don't see that as an excuse.

He did not give me a good blowjob but he was good at giving me compliments about my penis.

by Anonymousreply 20July 23, 2024 11:17 PM

Maybe it was him and you’re like the guy who hooked up with Janey Lane

by Anonymousreply 21July 23, 2024 11:20 PM

bi side

by Anonymousreply 22July 23, 2024 11:21 PM

R14- I only liked to be sucked with NO hands

by Anonymousreply 23July 24, 2024 1:35 AM

I might try my luck again Saturday night but no more guys resembling slim versions of Jerry Garcia.

I would like someone younger and more contemporary looking.

by Anonymousreply 24July 24, 2024 8:31 PM

You rang?

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by Anonymousreply 25July 24, 2024 8:38 PM

WOW!!! YUMMY LOOKING Bob Weir.

Looks like a street hustler. Hot teenager in the city, running WILD& looking pretty.

by Anonymousreply 26July 24, 2024 8:42 PM

I bet he smelled.

by Anonymousreply 27July 24, 2024 9:25 PM

R27- Who Bob Weir or my slim Jerry Garcia guy?

by Anonymousreply 28July 24, 2024 9:35 PM
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