THIS IS A HOMOSEXUAL!

Nah. I can always tell.

Absolutely zero charisma. I know it, you know it, the crowd knows it, and even though he’s trying desperately to pretend otherwise, JD knows it.

What is he even talking about with Diet Mountain Dew? He's about as naturally charming and charismatic as Ron DeSantis.

This is definitely the guy who brings binders to improv night.

I can't believe Mike Pence & Mother seem like Delano &. Eleanor Roosevelt, but here we are....JD's dullness is a plus in Dump's eyes because he'll never overshadow him and certainly never cross him

He is very, very gay. Bearding with his South Asian wife and conversion to Catholicism. This except from his book (thanks 4chan for finding this) “Hillbilly Elegy” spills the beans:

R3, I can only assume it because he thinks drinking Mountian Dew lets the poors know he’s still one of them. He might have a Yale Law degree, an interracial marriage, and a seat in the U.S. Senate but damn if he doesn’t still do the Dew, yeehaw!

Velma Kelly: “…it’s just a noisy hall where there’s a nightly brawl…”

JD Vance:

Stop trying to insult people by claiming they are homosexuals.

Why are you all so eager to claim him as one of you? It won't matter to the Republicans because he checks all the boxes. Married check 3 kids check. No one will question him and didn't he say he thought he might be gay when he was a kid so that doesn't count. Kids also think they are in the wrong body. If Vance gets too much attention, rest assured Trump will shut him down. He doesn't want competition for attention.

R9, we’re not trying to insult people by claiming they are homosexuals.

We’re insulting people by claiming they are closeted adults, living a lie while persecuting those with the guts to open about their sexual orientation.

There is a difference.

Diet Mountain Dew?

What a fucking cretin.

“I am speaking!”

You can tell he's brahs with Don, Jr. because his voice and speech patterns are very similar.

He comes off insincere, & as if though he’s being made to forcefully endure an enema in public.

He doesn’t genuinely like or respect any of the people he’s attempting to appeal to, & it’s REALLY obvious. He’s too smart & too well spoken for this crowd, & it shows.

I guess I’d be pretty uncomfortable as well, if I hitched my wagon to a mad man, in order to have a shot at the most elite of inner circles, & power.

Jaydie Vance

He has a flat undistinguished voice. It's not Ron DeSantis awful, but he doesn't get his points across with any force.

When he held for applause or an "I love you too!" And the crowd was silent

Continued hypocrisy

Boy, talk about not ready for prime time. Even his adoring audience doesn’t know what to do with his off the cuff remarks.

I'm having an I, Claudius flashback.

"THIS IS A CHILD! A ROMAN CHILD!"

“I love jerking off with dudes!” 🤡

He has explicit gay voice. I mean it's not subtle. He would make a hot daddy but he's living a terrible lie and it makes him so ugly and gross.

I don’t know why you all feel the need to taint the gay community with this person.

So is Usha a lezbo in this scenario?

She’s got the hair for it.

[quote] because he checks all the boxes. Married ...

Yes, married to a white woman. Wait, what?

Goddamn. This is the first I've seen him live. I was getting worried because everyone said he was so bright and quick. He's just weird and offputting

I think if Kamala picked Beto, he would be a great contrast to JD. You want to make him look like as much of an elitist square as possible.

He’s a monstrous evil straight guy.

And he should lay off the eye makeup.

JD, these bitchy queens have also suggested I'm in a lavender marriage.

It's just not true, I LOVE eating out my beautiful wife Elaine Chao's pussy!

There is something of the night about him.

And I'm almost in a lavender marriage. Well not yet. Still some time.

God, I can't breathe. Help me!

He's on the Diet Mountain Dew & Ozempic Diet, while Dump has opted for the Diet Coke & Ozempic Diet.

Another one where OP “accuses” an “evil” person of being gay. Because being gay is like being a living insult.

Stuff it up your ass, OP.

No lavender marriage for me. I have my ladybugs and a nightly parade of gentlemen callers to satisfy my needs!

He has the eyes of a school shooter. I wouldn’t fuck him with Peter Thiel’s dick. His resume has got to be the flimsiest of any Yale Law school graduate. Couple of jobs given to him as favors. He clashed with one boss. Didn’t do much work according to the second one. Then took 120 million given to him by Thiel and those who owed him favors and invested it in a company that folded the next year. Hes not gay. He’s lazy, slimy, shady, entitled and totally unrelatable.

R35, please see R11.

"I think if Kamala picked Beto, he would be a great contrast to JD. You want to make him look like as much of an elitist square as possible."

And you think Beto O'Rourke, of all people, is the one who can do that?

Asian wife, so the math checks out, hes gay gay.

He’s awkward and strange. He is possibly a worse choice than Pence. I hope he costs Trump some votes, but the MAGA cult thinks Trump is superhuman and it doesn’t matter who the VP is because Trump will make himself god-emperor forever.

[quote]THIS IS A HOMOSEXUAL! Look at how he moves his hands! These are homosexual hand movements! These are latent jazz hands! If someone started playing “The Rich Man’s Frug” in the background he wouldn’t be able to control himself!

There has to be a way to make this thread trend on whatever social media thread.

It happened with Marcia Cross (yes old DL'ers will get the reference)

Mamaw turned him gay. Strong female figures and the absence of male figures are known to turn a boy gay.

Please laugh.

“I love you guys!”

Saddest part is that this thread was started by the Donald himself.

As the kids say...so cringe

Deport the flood of illegal aliens before they steal all our Mountain Dew!

Whatever Vance is...one thing for sure...

He's a Dick! Just a PWE!

"He has a flat undistinguished voice."

He sounds like a lawyer or executive giving a Powerpoint presentation. There's absolutely nothing 'hillbilly' about him.

My relatives are from Kentucky for 200 years, but I was born in northern Ohio and have no connection to that life. Neither does he.

This article about his alleged Spotify account is interesting. Do real hillbillies listen to Mumford and Sons and indie rock?

That eyeliner 🦝

He's so fug it's shocking.

R35- not very bright, are you?

No, he’s just a stupid asshole.

Nobody ever called him a real hillbilly, R51. He thinks they drink DIET Mountain Dew.

Mamaw needs to take that sissy boy homo in hand!

He's on Ozempic

Why has everyone been gushing about how smart and articulate this guy is? I was getting worried. Instead i see he's super awkward and uncharismatic. Tough to watch even. Like an even more rambling an beta Trump. Imagine being stuck next to this chode on a plane.

Married to an Asian wife means gay now? You realize you sound dumb and also, there is a chance you're the racist and have more problems with gay people than even Vance's mother had (see quote in the middle of the thread).

[quote]Married to an Asian wife means gay now?

It doesn't necessarily, but it's a good indicator. Disproportionately so, even with Asian women born in the US. There's some truth to stereotypes, otherwise they wouldn't be stereotypes.

His soothing speaking voice makes me hard.

Funny OP I saw nothing gay at all about his hands.....

I did get an immediate GAY ping from the movement of his lips and the way his smiles and stares at people though....

Funny how different 'gaydars' work differently but still produce very similar results 🤪😆😆😄

Long, thick, uncut cock with huge balls and a thick bush.

[quote] Married to an Asian wife means gay now?

Tell me you’re new to the DL without telling me you’re new to the DL.

I don't want her.

He's a sofasexual.

And you bitches thought I was awkward.

R28 and R55, "weird and offputting" and "awkward and uncharismatic" IS the Republican version of "bright and quick" and "smart and articulate." Otherwise you get the charisma and charm of a George W Bush with a dumb-as-a-box-a-rocks IQ to match.

R35 it's human nature to hate liars, hypocrites, deceivers, phonies, etc.

What R9 and R35 said.

Poll!

I told his parents he was a homasexshul. I always tell the parents.