Look at how he moves his hands!
These are homosexual hand movements!
These are latent jazz hands!
If someone started playing “The Rich Man’s Frug” in the background he wouldn’t be able to control himself!
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Look at how he moves his hands!
These are homosexual hand movements!
These are latent jazz hands!
If someone started playing “The Rich Man’s Frug” in the background he wouldn’t be able to control himself!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 24, 2024 4:54 PM |
Nah. I can always tell.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 22, 2024 7:40 PM |
Absolutely zero charisma. I know it, you know it, the crowd knows it, and even though he’s trying desperately to pretend otherwise, JD knows it.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 22, 2024 7:42 PM |
What is he even talking about with Diet Mountain Dew? He's about as naturally charming and charismatic as Ron DeSantis.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 22, 2024 7:42 PM |
This is definitely the guy who brings binders to improv night.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 22, 2024 7:45 PM |
I can't believe Mike Pence & Mother seem like Delano &. Eleanor Roosevelt, but here we are....JD's dullness is a plus in Dump's eyes because he'll never overshadow him and certainly never cross him
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 22, 2024 7:48 PM |
He is very, very gay. Bearding with his South Asian wife and conversion to Catholicism. This except from his book (thanks 4chan for finding this) “Hillbilly Elegy” spills the beans:
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 22, 2024 7:48 PM |
R3, I can only assume it because he thinks drinking Mountian Dew lets the poors know he’s still one of them. He might have a Yale Law degree, an interracial marriage, and a seat in the U.S. Senate but damn if he doesn’t still do the Dew, yeehaw!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 22, 2024 7:49 PM |
Velma Kelly: “…it’s just a noisy hall where there’s a nightly brawl…”
JD Vance:
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 22, 2024 7:50 PM |
Stop trying to insult people by claiming they are homosexuals.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 22, 2024 7:52 PM |
Why are you all so eager to claim him as one of you? It won't matter to the Republicans because he checks all the boxes. Married check 3 kids check. No one will question him and didn't he say he thought he might be gay when he was a kid so that doesn't count. Kids also think they are in the wrong body. If Vance gets too much attention, rest assured Trump will shut him down. He doesn't want competition for attention.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 22, 2024 7:54 PM |
R9, we’re not trying to insult people by claiming they are homosexuals.
We’re insulting people by claiming they are closeted adults, living a lie while persecuting those with the guts to open about their sexual orientation.
There is a difference.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 22, 2024 7:55 PM |
Diet Mountain Dew?
What a fucking cretin.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 22, 2024 7:57 PM |
“I am speaking!”
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 22, 2024 8:08 PM |
You can tell he's brahs with Don, Jr. because his voice and speech patterns are very similar.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 22, 2024 8:12 PM |
He comes off insincere, & as if though he’s being made to forcefully endure an enema in public.
He doesn’t genuinely like or respect any of the people he’s attempting to appeal to, & it’s REALLY obvious. He’s too smart & too well spoken for this crowd, & it shows.
I guess I’d be pretty uncomfortable as well, if I hitched my wagon to a mad man, in order to have a shot at the most elite of inner circles, & power.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 22, 2024 8:24 PM |
Jaydie Vance
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 22, 2024 8:26 PM |
He has a flat undistinguished voice. It's not Ron DeSantis awful, but he doesn't get his points across with any force.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 22, 2024 8:30 PM |
When he held for applause or an "I love you too!" And the crowd was silent
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 22, 2024 8:32 PM |
Continued hypocrisy
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 22, 2024 8:36 PM |
Boy, talk about not ready for prime time. Even his adoring audience doesn’t know what to do with his off the cuff remarks.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 22, 2024 8:49 PM |
I'm having an I, Claudius flashback.
"THIS IS A CHILD! A ROMAN CHILD!"
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 22, 2024 9:05 PM |
“I love jerking off with dudes!” 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 22, 2024 9:15 PM |
He has explicit gay voice. I mean it's not subtle. He would make a hot daddy but he's living a terrible lie and it makes him so ugly and gross.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 22, 2024 9:22 PM |
I don’t know why you all feel the need to taint the gay community with this person.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 22, 2024 9:24 PM |
So is Usha a lezbo in this scenario?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 22, 2024 9:28 PM |
She’s got the hair for it.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 22, 2024 10:49 PM |
[quote] because he checks all the boxes. Married ...
Yes, married to a white woman. Wait, what?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 22, 2024 10:55 PM |
Goddamn. This is the first I've seen him live. I was getting worried because everyone said he was so bright and quick. He's just weird and offputting
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 22, 2024 10:59 PM |
I think if Kamala picked Beto, he would be a great contrast to JD. You want to make him look like as much of an elitist square as possible.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 22, 2024 11:04 PM |
He’s a monstrous evil straight guy.
And he should lay off the eye makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 22, 2024 11:08 PM |
JD, these bitchy queens have also suggested I'm in a lavender marriage.
It's just not true, I LOVE eating out my beautiful wife Elaine Chao's pussy!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 22, 2024 11:18 PM |
There is something of the night about him.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 22, 2024 11:20 PM |
And I'm almost in a lavender marriage. Well not yet. Still some time.
God, I can't breathe. Help me!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 22, 2024 11:22 PM |
He's on the Diet Mountain Dew & Ozempic Diet, while Dump has opted for the Diet Coke & Ozempic Diet.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 22, 2024 11:35 PM |
Another one where OP “accuses” an “evil” person of being gay. Because being gay is like being a living insult.
Stuff it up your ass, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 22, 2024 11:36 PM |
No lavender marriage for me. I have my ladybugs and a nightly parade of gentlemen callers to satisfy my needs!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 22, 2024 11:37 PM |
He has the eyes of a school shooter. I wouldn’t fuck him with Peter Thiel’s dick. His resume has got to be the flimsiest of any Yale Law school graduate. Couple of jobs given to him as favors. He clashed with one boss. Didn’t do much work according to the second one. Then took 120 million given to him by Thiel and those who owed him favors and invested it in a company that folded the next year. Hes not gay. He’s lazy, slimy, shady, entitled and totally unrelatable.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 22, 2024 11:38 PM |
R35, please see R11.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 22, 2024 11:40 PM |
"I think if Kamala picked Beto, he would be a great contrast to JD. You want to make him look like as much of an elitist square as possible."
And you think Beto O'Rourke, of all people, is the one who can do that?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 22, 2024 11:45 PM |
Asian wife, so the math checks out, hes gay gay.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 22, 2024 11:50 PM |
He’s awkward and strange. He is possibly a worse choice than Pence. I hope he costs Trump some votes, but the MAGA cult thinks Trump is superhuman and it doesn’t matter who the VP is because Trump will make himself god-emperor forever.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 23, 2024 12:05 AM |
[quote]THIS IS A HOMOSEXUAL! Look at how he moves his hands! These are homosexual hand movements! These are latent jazz hands! If someone started playing “The Rich Man’s Frug” in the background he wouldn’t be able to control himself!
There has to be a way to make this thread trend on whatever social media thread.
It happened with Marcia Cross (yes old DL'ers will get the reference)
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 23, 2024 12:11 AM |
Mamaw turned him gay. Strong female figures and the absence of male figures are known to turn a boy gay.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 23, 2024 12:11 AM |
Please laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 23, 2024 12:16 AM |
“I love you guys!”
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 23, 2024 12:16 AM |
Saddest part is that this thread was started by the Donald himself.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 23, 2024 12:18 AM |
As the kids say...so cringe
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 23, 2024 12:21 AM |
Deport the flood of illegal aliens before they steal all our Mountain Dew!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 23, 2024 12:22 AM |
Whatever Vance is...one thing for sure...
He's a Dick! Just a PWE!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 23, 2024 12:23 AM |
"He has a flat undistinguished voice."
He sounds like a lawyer or executive giving a Powerpoint presentation. There's absolutely nothing 'hillbilly' about him.
My relatives are from Kentucky for 200 years, but I was born in northern Ohio and have no connection to that life. Neither does he.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 23, 2024 12:26 AM |
This article about his alleged Spotify account is interesting. Do real hillbillies listen to Mumford and Sons and indie rock?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 23, 2024 12:44 AM |
That eyeliner 🦝
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 23, 2024 12:59 AM |
He's so fug it's shocking.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 23, 2024 1:04 AM |
R35- not very bright, are you?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 23, 2024 1:09 AM |
No, he’s just a stupid asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 23, 2024 1:13 AM |
Nobody ever called him a real hillbilly, R51. He thinks they drink DIET Mountain Dew.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 23, 2024 1:27 AM |
Mamaw needs to take that sissy boy homo in hand!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 23, 2024 1:32 AM |
He's on Ozempic
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 23, 2024 1:42 AM |
Why has everyone been gushing about how smart and articulate this guy is? I was getting worried. Instead i see he's super awkward and uncharismatic. Tough to watch even. Like an even more rambling an beta Trump. Imagine being stuck next to this chode on a plane.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 23, 2024 9:13 AM |
Married to an Asian wife means gay now? You realize you sound dumb and also, there is a chance you're the racist and have more problems with gay people than even Vance's mother had (see quote in the middle of the thread).
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 23, 2024 9:20 AM |
[quote]Married to an Asian wife means gay now?
It doesn't necessarily, but it's a good indicator. Disproportionately so, even with Asian women born in the US. There's some truth to stereotypes, otherwise they wouldn't be stereotypes.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 23, 2024 10:13 AM |
His soothing speaking voice makes me hard.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 23, 2024 11:22 AM |
Funny OP I saw nothing gay at all about his hands.....
I did get an immediate GAY ping from the movement of his lips and the way his smiles and stares at people though....
Funny how different 'gaydars' work differently but still produce very similar results 🤪😆😆😄
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 23, 2024 11:25 AM |
Long, thick, uncut cock with huge balls and a thick bush.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 23, 2024 12:11 PM |
[quote] Married to an Asian wife means gay now?
Tell me you’re new to the DL without telling me you’re new to the DL.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 23, 2024 12:52 PM |
He's a sofasexual.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 23, 2024 2:15 PM |
And you bitches thought I was awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 23, 2024 3:03 PM |
R28 and R55, "weird and offputting" and "awkward and uncharismatic" IS the Republican version of "bright and quick" and "smart and articulate." Otherwise you get the charisma and charm of a George W Bush with a dumb-as-a-box-a-rocks IQ to match.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 24, 2024 12:01 PM |
R35 it's human nature to hate liars, hypocrites, deceivers, phonies, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 24, 2024 12:22 PM |
What R9 and R35 said.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 24, 2024 12:55 PM |
I told his parents he was a homasexshul. I always tell the parents.
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