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I know that he can be a real jackass as times, but I honestly need to have Hazan Piker fuck me

I know it will hurt, and I know that he’ll never text me back, but a man wants what a man wants

by Anonymousreply 29July 30, 2024 2:40 AM

My tastes are more bearish.

I’ll take his uncle.

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by Anonymousreply 1July 22, 2024 12:23 PM

They could make me a sandwich

by Anonymousreply 2July 22, 2024 12:43 PM

sexy and hairy

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by Anonymousreply 3July 22, 2024 1:01 PM

[quote]Hazan

Well, first you need to get his name right

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by Anonymousreply 4July 22, 2024 1:17 PM

He can call me dirty names

by Anonymousreply 5July 22, 2024 1:50 PM

Great link, OP, you fat moron.

by Anonymousreply 6July 22, 2024 4:20 PM

here you go, cunt

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by Anonymousreply 7July 22, 2024 4:34 PM

He is super hot, but his “Joe Brandon” shtick and his tendency to troll the right by appearing to be one of them grates my nerves. I think that he, as a Bernie Bro, is still sore that Bernie lost the nom twice, but he needs to get over it (as does his uncle on TYT). We are at a point where we can’t afford his annoying millennial sarcasm. Everyone clearly needs to get on board and vote blue with zero ambiguity if we are going to beat fascism.

by Anonymousreply 8July 22, 2024 4:43 PM

Gay-baiting Bernie Bros are a guaranteed lousy fuck.

I don't make the rules, sorry not sorry.

by Anonymousreply 9July 22, 2024 4:45 PM

A lot of freckles

by Anonymousreply 10July 22, 2024 5:16 PM

Bordering on melasma.

by Anonymousreply 11July 22, 2024 5:40 PM

Which I like. And, yeah, R9, that’s why I’d say that it would hurt. He’s likely a mean fuck and not very sensitive but I’m afraid I need it

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2024 5:43 PM

[quote]Bordering on melasma.

I heff nott bin neer heem.

by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2024 7:19 PM

I bet she thinks about it

by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2024 9:30 PM

Saw him debate Ann Coulter. He's not too bright.

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2024 9:34 PM

He’s brighter than her

by Anonymousreply 16July 23, 2024 2:41 AM

Ann graduated from U. Of Michigan Law School.

by Anonymousreply 17July 29, 2024 10:34 AM

He is intellectually mediocre and a political joke. A rich kid who plays Communist dress up, endlessly repeats the same talking points and NEVER, EVER rocks the boat, because he knows that his lavish lifestyle is dependent on not challenging the status quo. In short, he embodies the concept of 'controlled opposition'.

He is still several levels above his astonishingly stupid uncle, but that doesn't compensate for his many defects nor the fact that he is essentially an influencer with some very ridiculous pretensions of political and social transcendence. So yes, in terms of looks he is really cute and has a beautiful body, but that is all there is to him.

by Anonymousreply 18July 29, 2024 10:54 AM

He’s super hot though

by Anonymousreply 19July 29, 2024 12:36 PM

He looks like he has a dirty hole. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 20July 29, 2024 12:45 PM

He does but I let them dirty. . . .

by Anonymousreply 21July 29, 2024 12:49 PM

AI? I don't think so. . . .

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by Anonymousreply 22July 29, 2024 2:25 PM

He such a thirsty Insta-ho and is a prime example of why these kids today are completely annoying with their thirst trap pics and millennial/Gen-Z-speak. That said, he’s super hot and is always showing off his nips.

by Anonymousreply 23July 29, 2024 3:03 PM

[quote]He’s brighter than her

So is J.D. Vance's couch.

by Anonymousreply 24July 29, 2024 3:23 PM

[quote] He’s likely a mean fuck

So the fuck-throwing troll is a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 25July 29, 2024 4:48 PM

Maybe. But he’s hot

by Anonymousreply 26July 29, 2024 4:51 PM

The male bussy relaxes and lubricates when aroused.

by Anonymousreply 27July 29, 2024 4:59 PM

he'd fuck hard and quick, I can tell

by Anonymousreply 28July 29, 2024 11:45 PM

He's got friends, R28.

60 min. x 1 = 6 min. x 10.

by Anonymousreply 29July 30, 2024 2:40 AM
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