Jennifer Lopez kicks off 55th birthday celebrations with star-studded ‘Bridgerton’-themed party in the Hamptons

No mention of Ben being in attendance??

She truly has no friends.

None.

Derek Blastberg is looking for an invite.

The woman identified as SJP in a pic cannot be SJP. And that was a Z list event if there ever was one. Ben not showing up (or being invited) speaks volumes.

Her family, Sarah Jessica Parker and some lady that was in a TV movie with her.

It would have been less embarrassing to spend it at Chuck E. Cheese by herself.

"Ben celebrated the event by doing lines off a stripper's ass elsewhere"

Looks like a lifeless event

The fate of an aging narcissist: alone and unloved.

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SJP looks weird...

"..kicks off" Zero tolerance for people who have birthday week or birthday month celebrations.

Get the fuck over yourselves and while you're at it, go find your mother and thank her for going through hours of painful labor to give birth to a narcissist.

I think it's Catherine Deneuve

R11, I thank my mom every year on my birthday for giving birth to me! While we haven’t the best of relationships, both of us almost died during labor, & we’re both really lucky to have made it.!

This looks so try-hard & heavy handed, & makes me sad for her. After all of the shit she went through, she gets back with Ben, & now this.

I don’t believe Affleck to be a saint, but I absolutely believe that her unabated codependence upon people like Benny Medina & her entourage, helped unequivocally towards ending her marriage.

Birth week? Birth month? You ain't Jesus, ho.

Leo alert.

Leo was at her party but not Ben?

It is not Sarah Jessica Parker. They are bringing in horses for the Hamptons Classic Horse Show that starts in August.

I blame Ben and his life is going to be a complete mess of drinking, gambling and screwing strippers until he owns up to his own shit. Just when you think that he cannot make a worse decision than X, he does it! Cue pap shot of him going to church with the ex. Cue pap shot of him looking miserable. Cue pap shot of him with a woman even worse for him than the last. Marrying J LO is all on the old fool himself. He’ll eventually do a Perry and die in some soulless bachelor pad in the Hills.

J Lo needs to go away. Far away. Then quietly return to acting in the future. We don’t need to hear her warble out some sub par Euro pop junk ever again. But she can be appealing on screen in small doses.

This is an absolute crime. How can you be showing up to Hampton parties in black pants and brown shoes. Found the middle class guest because this is so so so bad. Did he get a last minute invite and didn't have a chance to get his shoes from home?

Oh my. Never a more cringe moment happened to a more deserving person.

R13, it not like she hadn’t a say on her own birthday party. It didn’t just happened to her. She created this mess.

OMG, R16. I was perplexed for a few seconds, thinking to myself that Leo would rather date a 40 year old before going to a Bridgerton themed party.

Took me a minute or so!

R19. Who is this botoxed, oddly-shaped fag?

It was actually a "Jump off the Bridge-rton" party. A celebration of hideous fashions, aging hags and aquatic suicide.

Puerto Rican women are hot messes in love, my coworker is PR and had three husbands by 35! They drag them in and they don't know what's coming, and you marry the WHOLE fucking family too.

Happy Birthday, uh who?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Was this a pity appearance from Sarah Jessica Parker? Do they share the same agent? She considers herself such a tastemaker and this was definitely a “not to be seen at” event.

I’m guessing most of the guests were paid to attend. Not enough, for sure.

Just desserts for a rotten person.

[quote] this was definitely a “not to be seen at” event.

This is not the Belmont Stakes

So she rode around in a horse drawn carriage in a white wedding-ish gown?

That´s funny.

"SJP looks weird"

Hi Kim

Thoughts and Prayers for JLo. She really, really needs them both.

Good Lord. Who planned this non-event?

She is tiresome.

She still looks good.

Ben was balls deep in hookers and starlets, but I'm sure he sent his love!

I guess Jonny Bailey's invitation got lost in the mail.

"A source told Page Six she got emotional at the table while telling stories about her past.

J.Lo and her guests dined on classic fried calamari, meatballs with ricotta, artichoke alla romano, salads, chicken parm, spicy rigatoni alla vodka, spaghetti aglio olio, lobster benedict, grilled salmon piccata over spinach and more."

Did Goop “drop” by or leave any presents 🎁

What about famous Hamptons regulars - Ramona and The Countess?

Hasn't she failed enough this summer?

Whatever surgery she had to keep those tits riding high was a good investment, she always has them out these days. Maybe the arse is flatlining?

I just can’t hate JLo. She seems to be the only one on earth that believes Ben & Her would/could work. That body at R36 is bitch’n ⭐️

She is trying SOOOOOO hard to pretend to seem happy. You know the second she gets out of the cameras range her countenance changes completely. And spending time with Ben's kids when he isn't there is such an obvious ploy. Even after all this she STILL wants Ben and hopes he comes back around.

I expected more from JLo than this Temu Bridgerton party. Everything looks so... cheap. I would think a control freak could whip up something comparable to an 80's soap opera costume ball.

R38. Well, as always, it's the Summer Of Ramona! I'm renewed! I'm renewed! I'm canceled! I'm renewed!

Sad, last days…. of her career AND her marriage.

Jlo is a cunt, but this seems really, really depressing

It’s okay, R41. I dislike that woman a LOT, so you won’t have to.

She’s a little old for a theme birthday party.

Telling stories about her past and getting emotional? I can only imagine.....

I deserved an Oscar nomination for Hustlers *sobs*

I should have won an Oscar for Selena *sniffles*

^^Seriously, what a massive narcissist. I can't even look at her and think she's pretty/beautiful, because the size of her ego just makes her so ugly to me.

Ugly human.

R48 she should have gone with “Dora the Explora”

I had an invite but ran out of Charmin.

Wow, seeing that pic of her mom makes me think she must take heavily after her father. She is a "handsome" woman (her mother, I mean).

Harley Quinn would have been more fun and she could have used her bat on a Ben piñata

R49 she thinks she should/could have won for a Spanish movie she did

Jesus Fucking Christ that woman is so delusional about her acting abilities.

And her singing, and her popularity, and her middle-aged booty....

wow she got over that marriage fast.

[quote] wow she got over that marriage fast.

Practice makes perfect.

Just to be clear, the winner in the year JLO felt overlooked was Marion Cotillard in La Vie En Rose

Jenny On Ben's Cock

[quote] Jenny On Ben's Cock

Not anymore.

The dinner menu entices

I saw Hustlers. It's not the achievement Lopez claims it to be. It's a TV movie, her hair extensions do most of the emoting.

The Asian actress who has a huge chip on her shoulders is very good in her role.

i did not like Jennifer Lopez in her role in Hustlers.

Ben was never really that into her the first time, it's why he dumped her right before their wedding. To do it again just seems cruel. He knew what she was about.

[quote] To do it again just seems cruel.

R65 = JLo’s wedding planner.

R42 If she wanted him back that bad, she’d start adopting his habits: drinking and gambling, being down for threesomes with strippers. Getting stupid tattoos. Stuff like that. So many women do.

Lest we forget Bennifer 1.0 only ended definitively (after massive box office flop Gigli and constant ridicule) when Ben was photographed tongue-deep in a stripper’s pussy.

I remember one of JLO's friends bitching that she had better things to do than drive around in fast cars and party, just after they broke up.

She is a workaholic, choosing not so great projects. Plus I recall she doesn't drink

But she does smoke.

OMG R55 that little nugget of info was solid gold! HAHAHAHAHA and she doesn't even speak Spanish fluently!

,"Lopez was spotted galavanting around the upscale Long Island neighborhood just days after hosting a Bridgerton-themed soirée ahead of her birthday."

doesn't she have anything to do?🤔

What is she going to do? Go on tour? Spend time in her mansion? Spend time with Ben? She's fucked, and not in a good way.

She has two movies in the can. "Unstoppable"where she plays one-legged NCAA champion wrestler Anthony Robles mother and "Kiss of the Spider-Woman". Both were produced by Bens and Matts production company.

She´s probably preparing herself for all the round-tables with fellow Oscar nominees. The notion of these two movies flopping is buried in a deep dark place not accessible to her "positiv thinking sucsess manifesting mind" i guess.

Ben probably has to kill one of her twins while driving drunk to turn symphaty around for her.

[quote] she plays one-legged NCAA champion wrestler Anthony Robles

She’s playing a male wrestler?

Her movies are going to flop badly. Her career is over.

R75 Yes and it´s a musical.

Okay- here is your apostroph '

I looked through the pics, the guests look frumpy in those pastel colors.

R77. And don't forget the hot sauce, cholo!

is that her own hair?🤔

Ugh. She is aggressively boring. And that entire marriage is/was icky. Does this person have actual "fans"? I'm perplexed at all the coverage she gets.

Appropriate song

This is slightly sad.

Slightly sad, but mostly pathetic.

99% of the comments on Page Six are some variation of "I'm sick of her" and "she is pathetic."

Surprising, considering these are the people who are reading the gossip section. Looks like Jenny overplayed her hand.

By the way... I'm sick of her. And she's pathetic.

What’s so special about a 55th birthday?

I'm sure her guests appreciated wearing heavy ballgowns, wigs, and long-sleeves for an outdoor party in the middle of summer.

We are not done yet.

Worst of all she´s back at murdering Streisand songs.

JLO loves attention, she was low-key during her marriage to Marc Anthony, even covering up to an extent. Soon as she kicked him to the curb the tits came out and the lust for publicity

Just remember, JLo and her "booty" are part of the reason we have to deal with the Kartrashians today.

Her constant talk about how big her butt was, and how that "held her back" or whatever nonsense she was spouting back then is the reason for the whole sway to the other end of the spectrum for big, huge asses.

Fat ass acceptance has a lot to do with JLo's ass.

forgot all about Marc Anthony...

I forgot all about Chris Judd and Ojani Noa.

Did any celebrities attend that party? All that you see are her family and employees cheering her on. I strongly doubt that she would demand that her VIP guests not be shown, since a narcissist like her NEEDS the world to see that she is surrounded by prominent and very powerful people who see her as one of their peers.

As for the celebrations, she has posted this little screech-fest to dazzle the world with her voice. I'm sure that after hearing this, Barbra will suddenly suffer from severe acid reflux and Judy will spend days turning in her grave.

R90 = Matt Damon

55 is worth celebrating, many people do not make it there. I do think 55 is too old for dressup and themes.

R95. Where I come from, 55 is WAY to old for ANYTHING!

Go to Carousel r96

It’s been weeks since the split. Why isn’t she engaged yet?

R98 she's gearing up to make Ben's life a living hell. I hope they signed an ironclad prenup.

Either way, she's gonna make him pay!

I'm turning 55 on Wednesday. I'm just going to Benihanas.

[quote] I'm turning 55 on Wednesday. I'm just going to Benihanas.

Trust me, it’ll be a better time than this.

[quote] Benihanas

Emphasis on the “Ben”.

Happy birthday.

R4 - not a single picture is labeled as a pic of SJP. So WTF are you going on about?

Quite decidedly the definition of "no talent ass-clown"

If she was going to sing a Streisand song, it should have been "You Don't Bring Me Flowers " or "The Way We Were. "

doesn't she ever get tired of all her bs? doesn't she ever want to just go sit down somewhere and stfu? even for just a few minutes?

She never seems to stop to process her latest relationship mess, thus, is none the wiser for the experience.

If she was going to sing a Streisand song, it should have been "Carelessly Tossed".

......preferably in a soundproof room without recording device.

Lopez shouldn’t go near a Streisand song. Or any song, for that matter.

She needs a vocal coach.

She needs to go away.

How much money has this bitch wasted on weddings and divorces over the course of her life?? Find a new hobby.

She looks great. I'll say that much.

"[Affleck], who has been living in a rental property for the past couple of months, recently planted roots by reportedly purchasing a $20.5 million estate in the Pacific Palisades neighborhood of Los Angeles — without Lopez."

Thread about Ben's new humble abode is here, r115.

[quote] Zero tolerance for people who have birthday week or birthday month celebrations

Gee, you sound like so much fun at parties. It's mystifying why people always lose your invite to such events. Zero tolerance? I celebrate my birthday month and my birthday week. What are you gonna do, spank me? It's ironic that you don't seem aware of how self-important you come across. Zero tolerance for something that has nothing to do with you in the first place! And then have the nerve to imply that someone else is the narcissist! R11=Jackass.

I can't imagine being married to someone who spends every minute in the spotlight, whether it's on the red carpet, Page Six, or Instagram. She's always declaring her love for her fans (the ones who refused to buy her concert tickets)

She's like a Puerto Rican Norma Desmond. I knew she would be divorced as soon as she married Ben, I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. As soon as they get divorced, she'll be married within a year. I can't imagine to whom. Not many famous middle-aged men out there for her.

[quote]she'll be married within a year. I can't imagine to whom. Not many famous middle-aged men out there for her.

She's at the point now where she has to recycle through exes for a second go around.

[quote] "Jennifer Lopez brought a taste of the ghetto to the Hamptons as she celebrated her 55th birthday with a “Bridgerton”-themed birthday bash on Saturday.

FIFY

She'll probably try to hook up with Glenn Powell since they're both thirsty attention whores.

Travis Kelce would also be a match in the thirsty department

Tom Cruise is single. Weren't JLo's parents Scientologists? I'm sure they'll have lots to talk about.

Some plug-uglies at that bash.

"While Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 55th birthday in July, her husband Ben Affleck was busy buying himself a gift in the form of a $20 million mansion.

He reportedly bought a stunning Pacific Palisades, Calif. home for $20.5 million as his marital residence with Lopez sits on the market for $68 million — an $8 million increase from the price they snagged it for in June 2023."