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LADY NICOLAS FAIRFORD HAS GONE HIGH TECH!

HER LADYSHIP HAWKS THE LATEST IN RELAXING ELECTRONIC FACIAL MASKS!

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by Anonymousreply 32October 21, 2024 8:15 PM

Her Ladyship's Tron 2.0

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by Anonymousreply 1July 21, 2024 3:47 PM

Will the small mouth hole accommodate the todgers?

by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2024 3:48 PM

I wonder how she does with electronic vibrators. Does she have an app for that?

by Anonymousreply 3July 21, 2024 3:49 PM

Beige.

by Anonymousreply 4July 21, 2024 3:51 PM

M'Lady's new line of..

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by Anonymousreply 5July 21, 2024 3:52 PM

Graceful living requires proper lighting.

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by Anonymousreply 6July 21, 2024 4:04 PM

I hate a shiny-faced prissy bitch with a pseudo-soothing girly voice.

by Anonymousreply 7July 21, 2024 4:04 PM

His insights are incredibly revolutionary, and his Botox-y face reminds me of a young Joanna Lumley.

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by Anonymousreply 8July 21, 2024 4:04 PM

[quote] Beige.

He's wearing black.

by Anonymousreply 9July 21, 2024 4:07 PM

I wonder how many guys have taken a crap on that coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 10July 21, 2024 4:17 PM

r10 = Danny Thomas, speculating from the Great Beyond

by Anonymousreply 11July 21, 2024 4:28 PM

Nothing says British aristocracy like a plexiglass coffee table found on Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 12July 21, 2024 4:30 PM

Cunt beat me to the punch!

by Anonymousreply 13July 21, 2024 4:35 PM

Amateur.

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by Anonymousreply 14July 21, 2024 4:45 PM

[quote]Nothing says British aristocracy

He doesn't even try and pretend to be all that posh, much less aristocratic. If he was he'd at least be trying to speak using RP, etc.

by Anonymousreply 15July 21, 2024 4:55 PM

Falling in LOVE in IRELAND:

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by Anonymousreply 16October 20, 2024 8:21 PM

One fears Her Ladyship is a victim of the Irish Curse.

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by Anonymousreply 17October 21, 2024 3:41 PM

^ not to mention moobs and child bearing hips

by Anonymousreply 18October 21, 2024 3:42 PM

When Lady Nicholas went inside my mother in Myrtle Beach he fucked her mercilessly-

How can this even be the same person?

When he was done, he wiped his dick on her finest curtains and said "See ya, toots".

On her deathbed my mother did say that he was wearing that vibrating LED face mask while "giving her the royal poke of a lifetime".

Her words.

by Anonymousreply 19October 21, 2024 3:49 PM

Her Ladyship is offering signed limited edition etchings of her tres charmant Rubenesque figure.

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by Anonymousreply 20October 21, 2024 3:55 PM

Can someone please give me context on this Kween? This video looked like an influencer ad for the Merrion hotel, but surely the Merrion wouldn't be bothered giving some gurl with notions a suite to do some advertising for them? Does she just stay in fancy hotels? How does she afford it?

by Anonymousreply 21October 21, 2024 4:04 PM

R21 Many wealthy peers fancy nancy boys with womanly arses.

by Anonymousreply 22October 21, 2024 4:37 PM

I'll take this quaint climber any day over the MAGATs in my neck of the woods.

by Anonymousreply 23October 21, 2024 4:56 PM

He's inoffensive, and not in a bad way

by Anonymousreply 24October 21, 2024 4:57 PM

I do not understand why Lady Nick continues to wear female sweaters from Marks & Spencer- He readily admit this. Its just odd to me.

R24- I agree- I think he is a good soul. And I admire him just being HIMSELF- lady sweaters and all.

by Anonymousreply 25October 21, 2024 4:58 PM

[quote]I do not understand why Lady Nick continues to wear female sweaters from Marks & Spencer

Right, especially since--his feminine hips and tendency to chub out notwithstanding--he's the type who looks good in clothes.

by Anonymousreply 26October 21, 2024 5:02 PM

Jesus Christ just change the name of this place to THE RUSSIE LOUNGE🤡

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by Anonymousreply 27October 21, 2024 6:31 PM

This ‘’person’’ Is new to me and In watching the video-no words…

by Anonymousreply 28October 21, 2024 6:44 PM

R28 there are more threads on our Lady Nicolas.

by Anonymousreply 29October 21, 2024 6:46 PM

Nicholas seems like a well-meaning, gentle soul, though I admit he is easy to mock. Among the loud, gleefully cruel, ignorant jerks populating the internet, I will take Nicholas, his little dog, Sophie, and his bland, yet ever-evolving apartment any day. His aspirations of culture and refinement are admirable and sadly outdated. I like him and I hope he succeeds.

by Anonymousreply 30October 21, 2024 6:54 PM

I'm glad he has his supporters here (and hope he never comes across these threads).

by Anonymousreply 31October 21, 2024 6:56 PM

I’d throw him a fuck.

by Anonymousreply 32October 21, 2024 8:15 PM
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