Let's Be Moments Ignored in MAGA's New Reagan Biopic
Reagan (2024) - Starring Dennis Quaid, Penelope Ann Miller, and That Asshole Jon Voight.
That's right, cats and kittens. They're giving Ronnie the Citizen Kane Treatment. A parade of right-wing actors star in this atrocious and glossy depiction of the life and times of our 40th President. The trailer shows him bravely standing up to the commies, getting plugged in the groceries on a sidewalk, weeping silently over KAL 007, and embracing his first wife right before he dumps her for the Throat GOAT of Hollywood.
What moments from his life and tenure will be glossed over or ignored entirely?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | July 22, 2024 1:48 AM
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I'm the Chesterfield ads, which Ronnie did for cash, but which also helped to hook a generation of young people on some very high-tar cigarettes.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 21, 2024 3:43 AM
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[quote] Penelope Ann Miller
Boy, did “Movieline” used to hate her. With a passion 🔥.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 21, 2024 3:45 AM
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I am Reagan’s non-existent Texan accent.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 21, 2024 3:52 AM
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I am Oklahoma actor Randy Wayne who plays Reagan speechwriter Anthony Dolan. I am on the left in the below-linked picture.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 6 | July 21, 2024 3:54 AM
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The film also features Kevin Sorbo in an undisclosed role.
The producer spent two decades trying to gather funding and writers to make this film happen, all because he was outraged that no "proper" film biography of Reagan existed. That producer made his fortune in Christian media, creating such barn-burners as "No Safe Spaces" with Adam Carolla, and the "rock" soundtrack to "The Passion of the Christ." You can imagine how fun he is at parties.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 21, 2024 3:59 AM
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I am Trevor Donovan, who plays Service Agent John Barletta. I sold my soul to the Great American Family channel (of which Candace Cameron Bure is a part) and made my long-time male partner and K9 move a mile away when I joined the channel. I stopped selling Pride merchandise on my site at the same time. I resolutely don't want to be viewed by the general public as "apart" of the team.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 8 | July 21, 2024 4:01 AM
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I am Randy Wayne's jeans.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | July 21, 2024 4:05 AM
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I’m Joan Ceciel Quigley the astrologer. I provided advice for the Reagans after Nancy reached out to me after the assassination attempt on Ronnie. I convinced that gullible deep throating bitch to keep me on payroll for years.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 21, 2024 4:28 AM
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I'm his 1985 (!) first mention of AIDS, and his 1987 first address on the subject.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 21, 2024 4:44 AM
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Penelope Ann Miller is a MAGAt? No big loss.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 21, 2024 4:55 AM
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I am Academy Award winner Jane Wyman, holding my tongue for eight years.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 21, 2024 5:19 AM
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I am Mrs. George H.W. Bush, and I'm not worrying my beautiful mind about not being portrayed in this abomination.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 21, 2024 5:25 AM
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I'm the link to his near and dear Evangelists.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 21, 2024 5:30 AM
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[quote]What moments from his life and tenure will be glossed over or ignored entirely?
How can we know that until we see it? For all anyone knows, everything may actually be in it.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 21, 2024 6:51 AM
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Penelope Ann Miller is a RWNJ? Or just an aging ho desperate for work?
I hope they cover Ronnie’s early years at Warners.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 21, 2024 7:39 AM
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Do they explore the past of Nancy Davis in Hollywood?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 21, 2024 7:49 AM
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That he was with another woman the night Patti Davis was born.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 21, 2024 7:51 AM
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I’m Mena Suvari, wanting Alan Ball to give me another job already.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 21, 2024 7:53 AM
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That moderately successful former child actor who plays young Ron is kinda hot. Too bad he's a Right wing Catholic loon.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | July 21, 2024 7:55 AM
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If anyone wants an antidote to this no doubt awful piece of hagiography, the Showtime docuseries on the Reagans is must-watch viewing. Honestly, one of the best docuseries of the past 10 years. And with both Ron and Nancy long dead, those still alive from their administration talk with remarkable candor about their failings and their terrible influence on modern American life.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | July 21, 2024 7:58 AM
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The biggest problem I see with the production is that Dennis Quaid sounds too much like he's doing a Reagan impersonation, if you know what I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 21, 2024 8:00 AM
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MAGATS don't give a shit about Reagan anymore. He's almost as memory holed as Dubya. I guess I'll be the jellybeans then. But I bet they figure prominently in this movie
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 21, 2024 9:30 AM
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R24, Remember how “The View” used to bash “W” relentlessly?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 21, 2024 9:35 AM
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Why’s it take so fucking long to come out? This shit was filmed in 2020.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 21, 2024 9:57 AM
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“The film was originally due to be released in 2021 but was then delayed to a then-unknown date. In March 2024, it was announced ShowBiz Direct would distribute the film and that it would be released in theaters on August 30, 2024.“
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 21, 2024 10:02 AM
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Even Reagan sounded like he was doing a Reagan impersonation, his voice was that distinct, at least by the time he became president. I fail to recall it being that distinctive in his WB days, but haven't watched a film of his in years...
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 21, 2024 10:26 AM
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R22 there was a long thread about that documentary. Lots of talk about Nancy’s adoring gaze
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 21, 2024 10:30 AM
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I'm the 2003 miniseries The Reagans (starring James Brolin and Ron and Judy Davis as Nancy) that was pulled from CBS because conservatives weren't happy about it.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | July 21, 2024 11:26 AM
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I'm the deal he made with MCA as SAG president that benefitted him and screwed over the actors he was supposed to protect.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 21, 2024 6:07 PM
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I'm his 'trickle down' economics which created an even more bloated class of greedy CEOs. Not much money trickled down when Ronnie used our money to help companies create low-paying, crappy jobs. Trickle-down, my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 21, 2024 11:25 PM
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[quote]Lots of talk about Nancy’s adoring gaze
R29, reminds me of my late mother, who called my sister's sweet Schnoodle "Nancy," because he WORSHIPED my sister, and always looked at her just like Nancy did Ronnie's.
Except in the dog's case it was sweet, not nauseating to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 22, 2024 12:16 AM
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Scott Fucking Stapp as Frank Sinatra?
Unreal.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 22, 2024 12:18 AM
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They will totally gloss over the fact that Trump stands for much of the opposite of Reagan (e.g., Trump being a Russian stooge, loving tariffs, deserting our allies) other than trickle-down economics, yet they claim to love both of them.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 22, 2024 12:21 AM
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I forgot Scott Stapp existed. Sounds appropriate.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 22, 2024 12:22 AM
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