Let’s be random movie quotes

[quote]You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. Mr. Ashley be comin' to Atlanta when he get's his leave, and you sattin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider.

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My heart is full!

Home is where you come when you run out of places.

It's a familiar dance, monkey nipples. They both know it.

I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I'm walkin' down the street minding my own business, feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walks up, hits me in my chest, right? I fall on the ground, right? And I look up and it's Dr. Martin Luther King. I said 'Dr. King?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were somebody else.'

Oh, Stewardess! I speak jive.

Do me a favor, will ya, Harry? Drop...dead.

“I banged for YOU, why won’t you bang for ME!???”

Ah, grow feathers and shit in a tree!

WHORES don't get a second chance!

Eve, Eve, Eve. Little Miss Evil!

A TURD!!!!

This is a direct attack on MY divinity!

I never...

You'll shoot our eye out, kid.

I'm a widow from the south side old man left in the six kids and they all got the flu! What are goin to do about that

Then mister, you got my vote!

Hellooo, pet. You may call me Aunt Vicki!

Yippee kai yah motherfucker.

What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?

These people are *dead*, Burke! Don't you have any idea what you have done here? Well, I'm gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this! You're not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!

I'm no longer the wicked stepmother, now I'm the evil queen! So take your best shot Snow White!

PUT DOWN THAT COCOON!

That was yesterday. And now...tomorrow.

That's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real fucking gun.

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

This is Mrs...Norman...Maine.

Does Jeff know?

Is she a gift?

Pee-wee: There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

Dottie: I don't understand.

I’d rather be his whore than your wife!

CAROUSEL IS A LIE

"I got a jar of dirt!"

Reg. Bev. Wil.

Michael Myers is a killer shark—in baggy ass overalls, who gets his kicks from killing everyone and everything he comes across.

I have a new roommate. Of all people, it's Pinky, the new girl at work. She's a strange person, but it's better than waitin' around for some fat nurse to answer the notice. On the way home I took her to Dodge City for a beer. All the guys were ridin' dirt bikes out back, so we didn't stay long. Edgar pulled one of his tricks on Pinky. She fell for it till the end. She sure doesn't have much to her name, but she does have a sewing machine and maybe will make me a new dress or somethin.' She loves the apartment. I guess she's never lived in a decorated place before. Anyway, we're all settled in.

“Who’s here? I’m here. We’re here.”

I used that late at night when I would take a short cut thru the park

"Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes?!"

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

"So shines a good deed in a weary world."

He didn’t get out of the cockadoodie car!!!

Au revoir, Simone!

"Not my daughter, you bitch!"

"Santa Claus"? 'Fraid not. I'm just a poor schmoe who got a little lucky, and sue me if I want to give a little back. I only wish I could hand out more than just expensive baubles. I wish I could hand out World Peace, and Unconditional Love, wrapped in a big bow."

"I told Sister Veronica about the windows and she withdrew the school from the competition"

"Keep the change you filthy animal."

"It was an abortion, Michael!"

"He's fleein' the interview, he's fleein' the interview."

"That rug really tied the room together."

"And, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?"

As long as she ate the mouse, she can't see nor hear. Now sing.

“Flames. On the side of my face…”

No, I will not hide in the fruit cellar! Think I'm fruity, eh?

If it don't jell, it ain't aspic. And this ain't jellin'.

"Well, a boy’s best friend is his mother.”

"Mom, great pate, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral."

Yer a wizard, Harry.

That's funny, that plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops.

I used to be a heroin addict, now I'm a methadone addict.

Our pageant is not a peep-show!

That BITCH! I'm going to KICK HER ASS!

You're nothing but a rotten, crooked lawyer supplying the grease that makes this shitty movie business work. You think your life's a mystery? There isn't a dirty cover-up in this entire business that I don't know about and your hand is in every one of them! You reek of it!!

They’re called boobs, Ed.

We had faces then.

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

What a dump

Elise, if I give you any more collagen, your lips are gonna look like they got stuck in a pool drain!

As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

The readers of Horse and Hound will be absolutely delighted.

I never did mind about the little things

I never get enough, I never get enough, Of the love I'm hungry for. I never get enough, I never get enough, I always want more and more...

Excuse me please--my ear is full of milk.

R72 what is that from??

Back in your gilded cage, Melanie Daniels.

My meats: I used preservatives!

I should have known you'd know where to find the boys and the booze .

GOD DAMMIT WE'RE HAVING A BABY!

r73 It's from 1934's [italic]Going Bye Bye[/italic], with Laurel & Hardy.

Let's play "Hump the Hostess"! You want to play Hump the Hostess, Martha?

Free, white, rich, and happy!

OP- "I'm not a steak, you can't just order me"

You are Abe Froman? The Sausage King of Chicago?

Teddy was furious when he found out I'd taken tranquilizers!

But, you see, man is born into the world with his existent adversary from the first. It is his historic, mythic inheritance. So, is this startling? Aggression is prehistoric. An organism behaves according to its nature. And its nature derives from the circumstances of its inheritance. The fact remains that primitive man took absolute delight in tearing his adversary apart. And there is where I think the core of the problem resides.

Please! Please say it don't make any difference, Aunt Belle! Please! You gotta say! You gotta tell me it don't make any difference!

Emergency! Everybody to get from street!

Mary isn't a homosexual term, Tina

Lawrence of my labia…

Who was it that said we were all a bunch of kindergarteners trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks?

Pile out, you tramps! It's the end of the line!

R89 What is that from?

"It TWIIIIIIIIIIRLED up!"

"Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara?"

"Eyebrows... there should be two of them."

R91 Suddenly Last Summer

Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels.

It’s nadda toomah!

"She thinks I've been shopping!"

Oh my God. He just ordered a giant glass of milk.

I want you to hold it between your KNEES!

And you three... what a bunch of cocksuckers.

Ms. Couch, are you threatened by your sexuality?

I'm walkin’ here!

“Buck never would have been in the hospital!”

And after the steak, do we send Sister to the movies? Turn mama's picture to the wall?

R105 I'll lick the stamps!

R89 Thanks. I've seen Suddenly Last Summer a few times and don't remember that line. Probably too distracted by Montgomery Clift.

I'm the earth mother and you all are FLOPS!

Due to your present condition may we ask you to refrain from using the kitchen utensils..

Damn it, Pamino's is my place.

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, it's another to serve them a wakeup cup multipurpose drain cleaner

^full of multipurpose drain cleaner

Do you have some sort of businesswoman special?

R110 - do you mean Perino's?

Down there I sell whiskey and cards. All you can buy up these stairs is a bullet in the head. Now which do you want?

Never seen a woman who was more of a man. She thinks like one, acts like one, and sometimes makes me feel like I'm not.

I got that peanut butter pussy: brown, smooth, and easy to spread.

I've taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice.

I'd suck the socks off him anytime!

Welcome to my humble chapeau.

You done me a favor, shithead! You saved me four fuckin’ years in this ass-licking’ school!

I’m taking Thriller…and Mahler’s 9nth.

SHALIMAR!!!!!!!!!

Summon my zebras!

Mrs. Jones! Mrs. Jones!

Don't you dare strike that brave, unbalanced woman!

I'm sitting here in my own house, minding my own business, playing my own piano. I don't think you can make a crime out of that.

Sex changes things. I mean, I've had relationships where I know a guy, and then have sex with him, and then I bump into him some place, and he acts like I loaned him money.

“ASSASSIN…!”

R2 here. It's Cleopatra's eternal nightmare from "Freaks."

You have an eye for new and refreshing dick.

Joy....Cheer.... deck the halls with motherfucking boughs of holly..

For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.

What's wrong with my hair? I look like I've combed it with a towel.

Where did Alex's HOPE go?

I hate the way she licks stamps!

Muffy, meet Adolf. Adolf, EAT MUFFY!

Let's be assholes and get rich!

Do I understand this correctly? I'm being MARKED DOWN? What is this, the Bargain Basement? I've been kidnapped by K-Mart!!!

Twenty years ago I made the pardonable error of thinking that I could civilize a girl who bought her hats from a Sears-Roebuck catalog. Don’t think that I haven’t had my share of regrets.

Come here and let me bite you, you darling boy.

Well, that's a novelty. Remind me to bake a cake.

I’m “Did you happen to see a big, tall, black, blonde chick here?”

"I'm gonna piss on your face... fart in your mouth.. . and shit all over these walls!"

I wish people would sign these comments with the movie titles. Obviously, I'm not the film buff I thought I was.

She had a big ass then, she’s got a big ass now.

I don’t take whores in taxis.

Happy birthday fatso!

That's what l like about you. You're so delightfully provincial.

A Druish Princess.

Funny! She doesn't LOOK Druish!

Fatso! Blimp face!

No! Please! Fashion has changed!

Weird. Very weird. He's even weird for Tucson, and Tucson is the weird capital of the world.

Everything you HAVE is cuz of that Butler

[quote]I wish people would sign these comments with the movie titles. Obviously, I'm not the film buff I thought I was.

R47 is from The Godfather II

The eyebrow quote at R94 is from A League of Their Own

R136-r139 are from Ruthless People.

There are quotes from Clue scattered throughout, but I'm too tired to go look for them all.

Public relations... well it sounds pretty dirty to me.

You keep knocking on the devils door sooner or later somebody gon answer you.

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

l don't think you need worry. Having you in my family is a pretty dismal prospect. Good afternoon.

You perfectly foul, French upstart!

I can never get a zipper to close. Do you think that means something?

[Quote] Damn it, Pamino's is my place.

You can have it R110 I wouldn't be caught dead in that dump

This thread has devolved into a three people posting their own obscure observations.

-God, I feel horny!

-The reason you all get so uptight when someone speaks honestly is that you're suffering from sexual malnutrition

- The truth is we're all tramps

- I know why you treat me like this. It's because I never got out of high school

-Lucky my mother hated breast feeding or I'd been alcoholic before I could walk.

I hope that was an empty bottle, George! You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary!

SNAP! It went SNAP! I'm not gonna try to get through to you any more. There was a second back there, yeah, there was a second, just a second when I could have gotten through to you, when maybe we could have cut through all this, this CRAP. But it's past, and I'm not gonna try.

Ernest! Are you doing something FUNNY with Madeline?

I was true to one man once, and look what happened.

"I'm older...And I've got more insurance" .... Fried agreed tomatoes

If sex were the only thing that really mattered, the whole world would be run by rabbits!

Gal, you better go upside Mister’s head and think about heaven later…

Vodka and Seconal. Marriage on the rocks!

"King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it."

Widener maid, I’m looking for the Widener maid.

Well, don’t look at me; I got so many maids some of the maids are looking after the maids.

-and you're a moon child

-and you're a bitch

Customer: My girl need her hair and her nails done.

Hair salon owner: well does she have an appointment.

Customer: no

Gay hair dresser: She ain’t got no hair neevah.

You smoke too much. Only frustrated people smoke too much, and only the lonely are frustrated.

l loaf in a decorative and highly charming manner.