Just got home from a sex party. Ask me anything.

Did they serve teacakes?

Grampa?

R1 I know you ain’t hardly trying to insinuate that I am the OP. Interesting story OP. I try not be that guy but it sounds like a lie. Happy you had fun though.

We’re so proud of you

My mom is sex positive r4, so she would glad that I’m getting laid and bringing joy to my sex partners

Nothing says civilization like an orgy!

Whore!

[quote] I know you ain’t hardly trying to insinuate that I am the OP. Interesting story OP. I try not be that guy but it sounds like a lie. Happy you had fun though.—NotYourMagicalNword

Yet here you are in the thread, magically popping up right away for some attention. No one believes you and no one believes this story, especially if you're the one who wrote it. DMV employees don't get invited to sex parties, whitey.

R8 I didn’t write this fkin post you fkin loosen. You are looosahh. Omg it hurts.

R8 what is with your obsession that I work at the mafuckin DMV. I don’t. You are an alcoholic I believe. Something is not right with you.

Snort another line, Teacunt.

[quote] I didn’t write this fkin post you fkin loosen. You are looosahh.

Do you speak English, Teafuck, or is this just the third shard of meth hitting?

R12 no he’s a loosahhh as they say in New York. I want him to know about himself because this shit is ridiculous. It is a sixty something yr old loosahh and will die a loosah. I’m sick of this shit.

Sounds like a fun night out! Where was this OP?

Filth.

Filth and debauchery.

Who is the Teacake that started this thread?

R14, sounds like the Hollywood Hills.

[quote] I’m concerned about my health

Why, yes — that immediately came to mind after reading your report.

Why is it so many straights think gay men are disgusting diseased drug taking whores? Homophobia I tell you. Nothing but lies and homophobia.

Hope you had fun. I was there in spirit.

Fuck them OP I saw you and you're a rockstar.

[quote] Ask me anything.

At what age did your pseudologia fantastica become a problem, OP?

Sounds like fun! I'm going to assume there were some kind of drugs involved (apart from the copious amounts of Viagra).

R19 - you think straight men wouldn't do something like this if they could? They sure fucking would.

R23

Well there are some differences

Unlike the party members most straight men have no idea what PnP is. Many have no idea what poppers are.

Most straight men don’t know anyone personally that has had HIV Most have never had an STD not syphilis, not monkeypox, not HIV, not GC . And the majority don’t know anyone else personally who has.

Lots of straight swingers out there and they have lots of sex, what the straight swingers dont have is a history of PnP, or generally syphilis or hiv or gc or….

The straight men they play a different game

[quote] Sounds like a fun night out! Where was this OP?

The Twilight Zone.

Are you just a fat, middle aged Republican guy posting elaborate raunchy scenarios on a gay board?

For an “ask me anything” post you certainly aren’t answering any questions OP.

The wife probably just walked in.

I can't decide if this is real or not. If real, no one cares about what you did after the party, OP, unless it was interesting. . Lentil soup, upset tummy, etc.? Zzz.

If you can’t decide, R29, your IQ must be lower than room temperature. And five Viagra would bring your BP to 40 over 20.

Cucumber water? Please.

R24 straight swingers are also usually fat ugly pigs. women are naturally, for good reason, far more selective sexually.

How is Milwaukee, OP?

I mean.... this is just gross. It really is. It's so over the top. Just think sex parties are gross. But live and let live if this is what you want to do - have at it. More flesh pounding. Doesn't feel like the reason we're all on this planet buddy.

Didn’t happen on this planet, R33. Only in the troubled mind of our hit and run OP.

Did you use condoms?

R35

I thought he was asking for serious questions?

5 viagras???? My heart would explode

The lentil soup sounds like the best part of the evening. I'm just surprised they served it at a sex party.

Where the bathroom and bedroom linens nice? What kind of kitchen appliances did they have? High end like Blue Star or builder grade like Hotpoint?

I love the pearl clutching skepticism of the DL unfuckables who think any attractive gay man in a major city sex life is lies and delusions.

It’s the one of the main attractions on Datalounge to one with a cruel sense of humor.

R37 Viagra comes in different dosages. These pills were .25.

A whole packet was 1.25. A little more that a whole viagra.

Where did you get the pills

R35 nobody used condoms. It’s 2024, not 1988. We all on Prep and use doxy prep.

I see a guy use a condom, it is an immediate red flag and a turn off.

How very

R23 this a “no alcohol no drugs” party and it said that right up front. I did taste the smell of meth on one boy, who was an insatiable bottom, when I kissed him. Must have hit the pipe just before walking in.

R21 last night, I WAS a rockstar.

Thank you for acknowledging it

I've aged out of that scene at 50+ and married, but your post brings back hot memories of a decade ago, OP!

It was great to be a tall, decently hung top in a party with hot and overeager bottoms aplenty. I got inside some truly glorious butthole.

R39 the towels in the bathroom were nice. The host put out Dudewipes as well. I don’t notice kitchen appliances while hot ass is presented.

Hollywood Hills??

Yeah now I'm convinced this is a troll thread. I suspected it might be bait in my comment at r29. And OP has responded exactly as I predicted. I wish I had stated that prediction explicitly, but oh well.

Hi Hunter/OP, how is your dad holding up?

Give him one from us!

It just sounds awkward and boring. I don’t get the appeal

R33, there is nothing gross about it. This one didn't actually happen, but when it does, it's fun and not gross. Go to one and you'll see.

I had a friend who went to a sex party once.

And then she died.

R50 your post delights me

I went to a few about 10 years ago, in my mid-30’s. I’d never have had the confidence to go when I was younger but fortunately, like everyone on DL, I looked younger than I was, and was considered fairly “hot”, so I was always pretty popular at the parties. By the time I was 40 I got sick with cancer and my sex drive has just vanished. And my looks as well probably. Im so dead below the waist I don’t care!

Looking back, I was using it as a way of feeling validated and not really for just the sake of purely enjoying it. I had issues that way growing up. It was a good experience in some ways; liberating. I’m kind of glad I went. But I couldn’t have done that stuff forevermore. Some guys at the parties were 60+… and fair play to them. I didn’t want that to be me though.

Glad you enjoyed, OP.

R53 and you delight me too!

What is the point of making up stories if I can tell the truth and be gleeful when the unfuckables jealously refuse to believe me?

Go on…you are fulfilling my ultimate purpose of this thread.

Glad to know there are still good guys with perspective on this swamp water website r56

May you find joy in your life. Sex isn’t everything.

R57, this is r50 and r53. I don't believe your story because it seems like a setup to get reactions out of the prudes and gay incels here. Who but a troll would waste time doing that? I was literally at a sex party myself last night, albeit just ten dudes. But why would I share that with anyone I don't know personally unless something unusual happened? Makes no sense.

R59 go on…complete your theory of why I am not telling the truth.

This will be good.

I don’t care how hot the participants were, I would never want to take part in an orgy with such enormous prisspots that the beverage selection was lemon and cucumber water.

They might have all been Adonises but who cares when they are certainly a bunch of swishes.

The guests had no say in what the host served as refreshments r61. I thought the addition of lemon slices and cucumber slices was a nice touch. Especially with the free Viagra. I was covered in sweat from the non stop fucking

Cliutch those pearls!

And “swishes”?

How old are you r61?

Viagra? What was the average age at that party? 60?

R62, the host certainly used the same faggy (is that a better term for you since swish sets you off) taste to select the guest list as he did when setting out the spa water and fag wet wipes.

I’m 41, and not so desperate to let everyone how much I’m enjoying my fabulous life that I go online to brag about all the fun I’m having at high-end orgies with a bunch of limp dicks. The viagra was probably required because everyone thought they were at a spa day with their mom and sisters.

Aren't you worried about getting an STI, herpes, syphilis? Prep only protects you from HIV

Was the theme of the party Prolapse?

Are you sore as hell the day after? I know I am

R65, he took Doxypep, which is a dose of doxycycline antibiotic, like the morning after pill.

These are the people who are breeding the next antibiotic resistant strain of gonorrhea or syphilis because condoms are “an immediate red flag and a turn off” to the fabulous yassss queens like OP.

R60, what are you talking about complete my theory? I gave my thinking. If you're not trolling, fine, but I don't see the amusement in retelling a pretty normal sex story to strangers. Gay men have a lot of sex. You said you are in a city so I'm sure you know this already.

Your post gets my highest rating r64

More..:.more.

He is loading up on other antibiotic pills all the time to prevent syphilis GC etc.

some gay men are on antibiotics almost daily throughout the year. What could possibly go wrong?

Funny that when I was on the clock we were always warned about over using antibiotics. A host of reasons including resistance.

We are not all that far away from GC that can no longer be treated. And with syphilis some warn of possible resistance, I have no idea if that is a serious concern or not, but syphilis it self almost seems to be changing.

I read about things today, like groups of infected all coming down not with syphilis but neurosyphilis-eye syphilis.

If in 1975 if you had suggested that might happen people in the medical syphilis control community would have thought you nuts. Now it’s common.

Sex addicts gambling addicts booze addicts crack addicts meth……. brothers in arms addicts are addicts.

R68, no one uses condoms anymore. It's not red flag as much as "yawn, on to the next profile". Stop being paranoid and enjoy life.

What's your biggest worry when it comes to international political relations?

Thy name shalt not be written in Jehovah’s Book of Life.

R67 my dick feel a little raw, and my legs ache

My hole is feeling pristine because the one cock who fucked me was small.

He was so hot and nice that I pretended to enjoy it much more than I felt it.

Compassion and camaraderie, even for those with small dongs.

Reminds me of my younger days. We didn't have prep, pep, or viagra, but we used condoms and looked out for each other to make sure there were no "accidents." It was life-affirming and liberating at a time when being gay meant a lot of fear and death in your daily life. Would I go to one of these parties today? HELL YES! Sadly, I'm too old to ever get invited. But that's no reason to hate on those who do. I say, "Go out and celebrate your body and the gift of sexual pleasure while you can!" Like everything else in life, it passes all too soon. If you get to my age you'll look back on the joy you experienced, not the names you might have been called by the prudes and the naysayers.

Your post brings me joy r76

I hope that I will your attitude and gratitude when I am your age

OP, we're laughing AT you, not with you.

OP sounds exhausting. And basic.

OP is a troll who needs attention.

Sounds amazing OP. How did u get invited?

Guest list from previous attendance at an earlier party r81

Sure, Jan.

You couldn't pay me enough money to go to a sex party. I would rather be sex negative and disease negative. But I love this for you.

I would go IF, I got to choose, I'm picky, I only want what I want, then off to get a screening at the free clinic, and my next appointment

I don't get how people equate being sex-positive with getting infections. I have been sexually active for 40 years. I've had thousands of partners, gone to sex parties and bath houses, etc. Never had an STI! I can count on one hand the number of sex partners who have had an STI (that I know of). In each case, they informed me and I immediately went in and got tested. Negative for everything.

I'm not blind -I see that there are nasty bugs out there and a lot of people get infected. The odds are against you if you have a lot of sex partners, but that doesn't mean you can't get infected from the one partner you do have. Living in fear doesn't protect you as well as a condom can.

Doc it was only one time a one time pick up honest :-)

. I swear just a single pick up.and I was just unlucky I got neurosyphilis that is impacting my vision.

I have know 100s with syphilis. Many of them have been gay men. In fact virtually 100% of the men have been gay men as far as syphilis.

Many of those gay men with 300+ different sex partners in a 12 month period. Oral counts.

The number I felt might have been infected after 1 single exposure—-0.

As in not a fucking chance. But it’s a lie often told that never holds up.

Yes it’s possible. But it’s also possible a piece of an airplane will fall out of the sky on your way to the STD clinic and kill you. Unlikely though.

Gay men are the most infected group in our society , street hookers have less STDs, and despite being a small % of the population gay men drive STD rates for the nation . Because they refuse to wear condoms. Then they brag about refusing to use condoms.

If some time in the future camps ever come as some fear those camps will be infectious disease driven and related.

Try to stay lucky

My! R87 has certainly stated her boundaries!

I suggest she wrap herself up from head to toe in a quadruple layer of germ-proof (and airtight) latex wrap and sit in a dark room by herself for the rest of her life? Just to be safe?

Meanwhile, I intend to suck the next dick that cums my way.

Did you find the nacreous layer of permacum slippery, or did you wear grippy boat shoes for traction?

R88 good for you. It’s not like I care what you so. If you dropped dead tomorrow I’d neither know or care. Its just a very interesting subject to follow.

Fuck a cat if you want. I really don’t care .

OP, who were the "Only Fans" models?

I care. Please don't fuck a cat - they aren't able to give consent.

R72, what about quotation marks don’t you understand. I quoted the OP, who said that condom use is a red flag.

OP, were you tested for STDs after that party? Did you use condoms?

Does your bussy stink?

OP, will you promise to answer every question?

I think OP has stated that he "yawned and moved on" from anyone wearing condoms, so that intimates that he eschews condom-wearing for himself as well.

R97, that wasn’t OP. OP said condoms were a red flag. The guy who says condoms were a yawn and move on is another urban gay who thinks only people who live in NY or LA have orgies.

R91 here.

OP, I'm asking again. Who were the "OnlyFans" models?

I follow 5,390 Twitter account and 5,200 are porn related.

The first one’s name is Max and the second one’s name is Alex. It is impossible to search through 5,200 Twitter accounts to find them. Their OnlyFans / Twitter accounts have their name listed, but I don’t know their exact handles.

[quote]R39 What kind of kitchen appliances did they have? High end like Blue Star or builder grade like Hotpoint?

Speaking of Hotpoint… did they serve HIGHPOINT decaffeinated coffee? Because love is better the second time around, if you’re a coffee lover.

I follow 5,390 this why we have trump, sad

I'm glad you all had a fun time at the RNC in Milwaukee

No, my massage therapist is also on OnlyFans, so there were three OnlyFans boys I fucked

I’m definitely not giving his name….don’t shit where I eat

Good for you OP.

Prostate cancer and looming 70s has put paid to that fun. But it was lovely while it lasted.

At least I have my amazing husband who was as much or more a slut than me (actually, he got paid) with whom we had a good run of almost 20 years of incandescenant sex before the candle started flickering.

But we're not done yet!

R100, and you wonder why I doubted you for a bit? Lol. 5200 porn accounts? For real? Jesus fuck; dude, whats even the point of that if you're not doing OF yourself and looking to collab?

So - how much meth was there?

R107 as I said previously it was a “no alcohol, no drugs” event. I saw no alcohol served and I didn’t see anyone using drugs. The participants were not obviously inebriated. They were high on sex, testosterone and life.

R106 I had some free time today, and now I’m up to following 5,391 Twitter accounts

[quote]nobody used condoms. It’s 2024, not 1988. We all on Prep

Prep only stops HIV, not STIs. There is a whole cornucopia of things you can get like syphilis, gonorrhea, HPV, herpes, hepatitis B, crabs, lice etc. Post next week with your medical report of multiple infections.

Read this r110

Slowly. Sound it out.

I swear some of you, like r110, Joe Biden would wipe the floor with you in a debate.

OP/R111, I think you're the one who needs to "sound it out". Not only does Doxy-pep not work for viruses (only bacterial STIs), the article you send admits it's "associated with a limited rise in resistant strains of bacteria". It's limited but it's real. So thanks for breeding a super-bug for the rest of us to deal with. The study was only for people with "recurrent STIs".

I really do enjoy rimming and eating out a complete strangers busted-out butthole. If I have some good poppers, I'll make a full damn meal of it. But if the bottom reaches around and offers me a hit from his own little brown bottle, I'm like, "Dude, that's fucking gross! That bottle was just up your filthy nostrils!"

So, AITA?

You said, "Ask anything".

R110

An antibiotic pill a day , not to be confused with prep which they are also taking, every day suggested for gay men and trans . Read the actual articles with a Google for more complete and better info.. Obviously not for straights or lesbians or gay men who do not have high risk unprotected sex.

It’s the fact that absolutely nothing else has worked. Not since HIV could be treated. Before that gay men wore condoms and syphilis hit all time modern lows.

No one knows if this will turn into a resistance nightmare that makes treatment impossible for gonorrhea or other infections or not. But there is fear it could. There is significant resistance already,. I never saw resistance to anything at one time back in the day.

But nothing else has worked , or will work, so fuck it bring out the pills and then pray it does not go really bad..

No questions.

Amateur.

Thank you for your level headed, realistic and non envious post r114

Now the doxycycline is generally ok to take. But if you do start taking regularly you should be on the look out for bloody stools, chest pains, vision problems, trouble swallowing, stomach problems, low white cell count, little to no urination. etc

If these are seen see a doctor asap.

I have no idea what taking doxycycline is like over and over again 100s of times a year for several years is like as far as side effects.

R113 You sound like you must catch the occasional stray. Do you just treat it like a little amuse bouche? Or is it a “lights on, get the heck out of my bed” situation?

[quote]The event was held at house in the hills.

The Hills Have Eyes.

And they're going, "Eeeeyyyyyewwww!."

[quote] I don't get how people equate being sex-positive with getting infections. I have been sexually active for 40 years. I've had thousands of partners, gone to sex parties and bath houses, etc. Never had an STI! I can count on one hand the number of sex partners who have had an STI (that I know of).

It is IMPOSSIBLE that you've had sex with thousands of men and never got an STI. Could not happen.

OP, so what was the hottest thing you watched at the party? Was it a bukkake scene with some guy taking multiple facials?

Maybe a good spit roasting of a bottom? He's bent over, getting fucked and sucking cock at the same time (or maybe he's getting face fucked).

Maybe it was two bottom bitches working your stiff cock? You slapping their faces with your shaft? Watching them leave spit dripping off your balls?

Taking 5 viagra is complete idiocy. I assume this story is a joke on that part of the narrative alone. Or OP is a very dumb bitch.

R122 see my post at r41 where I explain what the dosage of those packs of viagra were

You might try reading this thread before you embarrass yourself

R121 it was a common sex party. The guys were hot and the action was hot. Relaxed and casual.

I was most impressed with the cucumber water. It was immensely refreshing.

Glass houses, R123, OP.

"The host had several jugs with spigot that contained lemon water or cucumber water."

"There was also many 5 pill packets of Viagra that were sourced Roman."

What is such syntax? ESL? Or semi-literate?

There there r125

Come…lay your head on my breast.

Well now I see you've already been successfully spoofed so no need for me to make any effort.

Such rage and irritation r127

You delight me

[quote] I have know 100s with syphilis.

R87, very few people actually KNOW 100 other people. And NO ONE knows 100 people who’ve confided “Guess what? I have syphllis!”

Secretions everywhere…

I've heard the smell of an orgy is disgusting. Don't know, never been.

R131 I can’t imagine, like a locker room with that Clorox smell from the “secretions”

Doxycycline is an antibiotics, you cant take those long term they damage you kidneys. You can also develop a resistant strain that you pass on to others. That's exactly why penicillin is not used anymore. To many people abused it and used it incorrectly. It will not provide protection for viral STIs, such as HIV, HPV, or herpes. And there are strains of HPV that can cause anal cancer.

What do you mean you shouldn’t be taking antibiotics for a sex life?

i think the smell of ass and other secretions would be offensive to someone who likes a clean smell. i just am not sure which would be more appealing, quite honestly.

i like the smell of sex almost always...but maybe not the smell of 30+ sexual encounters...

I just think it's gross to have unsafe sex with a bunch of randoms but you go girl, I guess?

OP = Glen Powell, celebrating “Twisters.”

Sorry - I'm not buying that it was drug free. Zero chance of that.

Agree.

[quote]It’s 2024, not 1988. We all on Prep and use doxy prep.

They're not merit badges, OP.

i'm ridding myself of this thread i know, Mary, but I don't think it's of interest anymore.

[quote]R43 nobody used condoms. It’s 2024, not 1988. - OP

Right. Next you’ll be telling us nobody was wearing masks!

As if adults gamble with their lives that way…

"I have no idea what taking doxycycline is like over and over again 100s of times a year for several years is like as far as side effects."

I can speak from experience here. I had some eye problems and after eight surgeries the doctor put me on daily doxycycline for three years. The main side effect was sun sensitivity, so I had to stay indoors or stay covered because I fried pretty much instantly. She took me off the drug when a better treatment for my eye condition came along.

"It is IMPOSSIBLE that you've had sex with thousands of men and never got an STI. Could not happen."

Sorry, R120, but you happen to be wrong. I know -first time for everything. Maybe it's that I don't live in a big city. Or maybe it's because I'm a top. I like to think it's mostly because I never picked up guys in bars or clubs -was never with someone under the influence or who was likely to be using drugs of any kind. Then add in two parts of sheer, dumb luck. But whatever it is, it IS the truth.

BTW, the math works out reasonably. 40 years is 14,600 days. Divide that by 2000 men and it averages to about one guy a week. Doesn't sound nearly so slutty that way.

OP thinks he Dawson.

It's really sad how a thread with "Ask me anything." in the title turns into a few strangers bitching back-and-forth... what's the fun in that?

And OP, I asked you several questions as requested and your reply was hardly worth the keystrokes... this could/should have been a fun, sexy, dirty thread but it's just as flaccid as the sex party attendees who required Viagra.

R129 Nice catch

Most people I would agree and hope don’t know 100s of syphilis pts.

Most people have never been in charge of major US city STD syphilis control programs and efforts . Those people that have , have had different experiences than you.

[quote] I ate the entire 5 pills packet.

So, you're like a crazed imbecile then? Anyone who would take 5 Viagras should be locked up for his own safety.

Did you score any Tupperwear?

No r146…this thread has been a success for my purposes. How low DL has fallen since Prime Time was instituted 24/7. Now it’s just shrill, sexless, jealous idiots who are posting, like r148, emphasis on the idiot. I posted a similar thread, a few years ago, about my New Year’s Day sexual experience. That thread was worth it because there was no Prime Time. Did all the fun DLers die, or is $1.99 per month too much? I’m coming to realize that $2 bucks is not worth it to have “conversations” with envious unfuckable humorless morons. Only TimTebowNutSack is still keeping that old Datalounge spirit alive. The rest are just bitching moaners who generate Trump threads constantly.

OP is straightforward and easygoing, a successful career man and fun-loving and sexually fulfilled extrovert who inspires awe with his fucking thanks to his good looks, stamina and exciting moves, dontcha know.

Still waiting to hear about the Tupperware

It’s not porn, it’s not sexy, it’s not interesting, it’s a free look at me ad, it’s the weekend on DL

When I lived in India about 15 years ago, i took doxy to help prevent malaria. I didn't really it also helped out with the ... social diseases. Anyway, thanks for the report, OP, the lentil soup and water jugs were interesting details; don't mind the haters.

Do you have a partner, OP? If not, do you ever crave true intimacy?

Did you see anyone you know at the party?

R159 my partner is out of town and is happy that I’m stuffing men’s holes. I hope the same for him on his trip.

R160 I saw about 10 guys that I knew.

Antibiotic resistance - Doxy-PEP could lead to increased antibiotic resistance, both at the individual and the population level.

You are fucking up that drug for the rest of us. If you or any one of your 100 other playmates don't take the full round as recommended for a normal infection, you create a resistant strain. That strain can then get passed on to to other people and not work for them even if they never took it before. That's what has happened to so many antibiotics it's not funny. Using it recreational is selfish.

Go commando, take your chances but stop pissing in the pool for the rest of us who might need that drug some day.

As far as addicts in general

Addicts don’t care , many just can’t help or control themselves , for active addicts it’s all about their pleasure. Addicts whose actions will lead to population wide antibiotic resistance and diseases that no longer respond to treatments and industrial polluters have a lot in common.

Fascinating that this thread has gone so far. OP sits in his mother’s basement in his size 46 jogging pants, but he does write fairly well. There are telltale signs though that this whole story is made up.

R158 you delight me. Its not sexually actively gay men that will doom you…it’s old age or Trump regime taking over America and cutting off your “extra help” payments on your Medicare / Medicaid / SS Disability payments that will be the death of you. .

Rage with jealous envy r158

R160 I have a 31 inch waist and I live in the house which I built in 2019.

Try not to write in such cliiches in the future

Cliiches

Oh, Dear!

You might try reading this thread before you embarrass yourself—OP

You might have tried choosing not to start this thread before embarrassing yourself. Repeatedly.

But, oh well.

I’m not embarrassed r164

Why would I be?

I just sodomized a casual friend from San Francisco. Latin, 50 years old, handsome, thick muscle build.

Not what I usually like, but he gives the best blow jobs. Takes his time; no teeth and pays attention to my balls. And his ass is great too. So eatable I fucked him with spit, no lube.

It was a great 18 minutes. Maybe I’ll see him again, maybe I won’t. But for those 18 minutes, we brought joy into each others lives.

Sure you did. 🙄

I’m glad OP got greyed out as a troll.

Sane normal adults do not go on and on making posts like this except for Weekend at DL where for some strange reason it always seems like PnP central.

Try not to write in such cliiches in the future—OP

How ironic, OP.

R167 your skepticism delights me.

I only tell true stories, because then I can unreservedly feel contempt for the doubters.

Hm. Doesn't show greyed out for me.

OP, is there anything that *doesn't* delight you?

Many things r172

Beets, pussy, Republicans, women in gay men’s spaces, etc

Why won’t OP answer about if he was wearing a mask at this bacchanal/super-spreader-event??

No guy was wearing a mask r174

And no one was wearing condom

It would be hilarious if they did

Prep, doxy pep and vaccines have got us covered

R172, did you refresh? It shows greyed out for me too.

I am not old enough to be on any of those R161 but how nice of you to project your rage and silent fear of becoming on older gay man. You might need those drugs some day and you will be the first one screaming get off my lawn about how they are no longer effective and why haven't they invented new ones yet.

R165 You type embarrassed.

OP = Austin Wolf, making most of his time in jail.

OP, I totally get it. Come back often with more of your 'experiences', please!

I’m at the gym, but I’m going to sex / dance party tonight, to support my DJ friend and to exchange body fluids with friends and strangers r180

I’ll make another thread to document what happens.

Puta!!!

OP, I am enthralled, thank you.

Modestly advanced alien intelligence cosplaying as a gay Californian man.

"I’m going to sex / dance party tonight, to support my DJ friend and to exchange body fluids with friends and strangers."

Ten years from now when your Covid complicates all the STDS you got you are going to wish you went to a tubberware party.

Is a Tubberware party more fun than a Blubberware party?

I wonder if OP is the same poster who went to that horrid horse/mare festival a year ago. It had some wretched German name.

If it was a blatant lie, then yes, it was the OP.

Post pics or it didn't happen. I am sure someone who was raised so "sex positive" has no reason to hide this, correct? You are proud of it right? Nothing to hide, so put up or shut up.

Putana!!!!

EWat a load of debbie-downers you all are!

OP.pay them no mind, you do you and keep having fun!

As soon as gonorrhea can no longer be treated everyone will be wearing a condom. The lucky ones will be glad they were not one of those unlucky ones.

And when that happens the ones that come after GenZ will constantly be attacking you on forums as the pigs that killed gay sex for everyone.

And in most cities in the US a straight guy looking for a regular born female $$ street walker could spend weeks looking for a bbbj. And still never find one.

Your post made me guffaw in laughter this morning r192

You, and your ilk, are the reason that I visit Datalounge

R193 I see you did not disagree with anything I said.

OP thinks Typhoid Marry was an honor.

I ask OP to consider the children he has yet to sire (and that day is coming.) Does he want to risk passing a communicable disease on to Baby that could destroy its tiny life? A wickedly selfish thing to do!

Butt babies don’t live r196

I had quite a night last night, but I’m going over to a friend’s to watch tv, drink wine and fuck

So I will regale Datalounge with my Saturday night adventures later

Is that your one man show, OP? 'Cause, frankly, nobody ain't got a ticket for that...

Where are the pics OP? I thought you were sex positive? Why not back up your fabulous night of fun with proof of your adventures?

No ThisVid video, no credibility.

Did they serve Bugles or Scoops and with what dip?

Op, you are marvellous to share your experiences here. Don't hold back on account of the others in this thread pretending to be paragons of virtue.

Talk is cheap, a pic is worth a thousand words. Pics please.

Do you keep Mother in the loop on all of this?

… Let’s talk about the husband …

Imagine the smell of a 40-fag sex "party" (with lentil soup yet!)

Fuck like dogs, we got a pill for that! Your Mammy was a barebacker!!!!

R86 You are a lucky man indeed. Many people equate sex positivity with being more likely to get STIs. Not a huge logic leap. A few of my dearest friends are very accomplished sex men. They embrace it all with wild abandon. And they get shit all the time. We joke about the Tuesday drippies. Fine to play bit many pay the price. Not with their "life" but at least with trip t the clinic.

I had a casual evening with my friend on yesterday where he put three loads in my ass. I always hold onto any loads, especially if the loads are from loved ones, but I couldn’t hold it any longer this morning and aborted our babies.

I’m now traveling to visit my one remaining grandmother, but will update DL on my Saturday sex party and the aftermath this evening.

Bravo OP! Keep on keeping on! Love your updates, bro

If a straight guy on a straight forum had made these comments people would have thought him mentally ill. Unstable. Some one the DSM missed.

At DL we think it’s a day ending in Y

Sorry I'm late! My mom made me give my disgusting sister a bath and get her into her pjs.

So, OP, did you REALLY (giggle, blush) do it? Like DO it?

HOLY JEEEEEEE- EEEEEE- EEEEEE- EEEEEEEE- EEEEE- EEEEEE- EEE- SUS CHRIST!!!

I can't image 40 guys would even want to have sex with OP, he sounds very nelly, bitchy and dismissive.

Maybe it was a "lowered expectations" party, R214?

R214

He could smell the meth on their breath. Just how picky do you think they were?

That just grossed me out the first time when I read that R216. I don't recall every hooking up with someone where I could smell meth on the breath.

OP has to be a Troll, I know, but lets play along.

OP, we are still waiting for the pics. Post picks or we call BS. If you are as sex positive as you say, there is nothing to hide by posting them.

People on meth have been know to fuck pet dogs. One was found trying to fuck a snake. The average DLer surely has more to offer sexually to the average meth user than the average family pet or large snake or the random chicken.

Of course meth users have been know to eat their shit as well. So who knows.

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was Dawson there, Dysoning up all the dicks?

OP, after you got home, when you sat down did your anus touch the chair before your buttocks did? Otherwise you must not have had much fun at the orgy.

[quote] Just got home from a sex party. Ask me anything.

Did you put anything non human up your uranus?

R131 It ALWAYS smells of cucumber water and amyl nitrate.

The smell is one thing. It really sucks when you mix the two up.

Even if consensual , did the guy whose breath smelled like sweet meth, fuck any dogs.

This never happened

OP, were you a pass-around poonanny at this event?

[quote]R219 People on meth have been know to fuck pet dogs.

Well, I guess that IS a step up from stray dogs.

Fucking dogs is a Republican slam to gay men, I hope the troll cunt gets cancer and dies, not before her Retarded child die first, by pit bull bite and lots of blood.

You salacious, street walking, woman of the night!

OP still afraid, ASHAMED to post pics I see. I though you were sex positive? Why post about your experience but leave out the pics? Man Up. or I call BS.

for fucks sake r231, its not even funny any more. just die

Saturday night, I went the second sex party, in a dance club with a sports theme. I am not a costume sort of guy, but I dressed in a tank top, gym shorts, high tops and baseball cap. I forgot than commercial sex events will anyone who pays for a ticket to enter, rather than a curated guest list of a private event. There were a number of fugs. I was glad to see my friends, unexpectedly in some cases, and I was glad to see the DJ behind the booth, happy and in the flow, because life hadn’t been easy for him lately. But the sound system at this club sucks and standard dance music does not really move me anymore. And boys…just because I fuck you, does not mean I want to make content for your only fans. I stayed for 2 hours, then met with this 24 year old basically straight guy who I had major chemistry with. 24 year old who ate ass with gusto. Jesus he was insatiable. As I was helping him put his clothes back on, he said, genuinely that’s very gentlemanly of you”. Adorable. Then I had my hot bottom, but spoiled and contrarian, neighbor hit my up to fuck him outside of his house. But then his husband got up and cock blocked him, and I said “you’ve got 5 minutes and I’m going bed”. 5 minutes, “times up”. I went to bed, and he texted me for two hours saying that he waiting on the couch and hoping that I would change my mind.

Addendum to the Thursday night private sex party.

This cute young blonde twink who was one of insatiable pass around party bottoms and I had this online exchange:

ME: solid job last night

BLOND TWINK BOTTOM: you too. Was great giving up my hole to you.

This was the boy who I smelled meth when I was kissing him

Was he texting from a jail?

A few doses of doxycycline won't stop syphilis from taking hold. It doesn't act like Prep.

How do the hosts run a vetting system to make sure all the attendees at these parties are single?

It’s easy to prove you’re married (with a copy of marriage certificate) but how do you prove you’re UN-married??

It’s really a system fraught with potential holes.

I went to a bathhouse Saturday night and I had sex with a hot Latino guy- he had a masculine voice too.

[quote] Persons who took doxy PEP had a reduced risk for acquiring chlamydia and syphilis of 70%

Reduced doesn't mean null

Reduced risk? That's like saying a COVID shot means you wont get COVID. And we all know that's not how that works. Reduced symptoms at best.

Persons who took doxy PEP had a reduced risk for [bold]acquiring[bold]chlamydia and syphilis of 70%

Again, reduced doesn't mean remote.

Hand holding and long walks on the beach together are safe activities.

R244 how quaint...love ya.

So is sex.... WITH A CONDOM.

R233 sounds like you had a great night out again, fugs notwithstanding. Did any of them try it with you?

Was your evening's orgy a BRAT summer "bop"? Remember, fugs are people, too. Wocka doo, wocka doo, wocka doo. I used to get bugged by a polyamorous pal who would begin producing Polaroids from his pockets of his latest ventures. He wasn't even trying to be seductive, it was merely the only topic of conversation that he had at hand.

[quote] Did any of them try it with you?

I don’t understand your question r247

[quote] by a polyamorous pal who would begin producing Polaroids from his pockets of his latest ventures

Polaroids

I love it when someone claims he had sex with a "straight" guy who liked to eat other men's asses. The delusion is rampant in this one.

He self identified as straight(ish) and no one gets to gatekeep other sexual identity r251

As long as he ate my ass and stuck his bare dong up my hole, I don’t care what his sexuality was

He did have on a three chain necklaces, dressed straight and his attitude was as a bro, but not obnoxious broey, so that was bonus

Former congressman Aaron Schock has truly hit the rock bottom.

From Sci Forschen -Journal of Emerging Diseases and Virology:

"Venereophobia is defined as an exaggerated or irrational fear of contracting venereal disease following an isolated or multiple episodes of sexual intercourse. Owing to the fact that it is a lesser known entity, very few cases are recognized and equally less reported.Nov 9, 2018"

I will suggest to them that they join Datalounge to conduct additional research.

[quote][R24] straight swingers are also usually fat ugly pigs. women are naturally, for good reason, far more selective sexually.

Spoken like the typical misandrist cunt you are, you illiterate clit tugger.

OP, I think you're fabulous. Its great to be young(ish?) and living the life. Tell me, are you in London?

I was not aware that there was houses on the hill in London r256

No, I’m on the West Coast of the USA

Why does OP blatantly refuse to produce his “traveling” boyfriend, so he might chime in?

The silence on that account is deafening.

Fluffy is busy right now.

[quote]I don’t understand your question [R247]

OP/ R249 what I meant was did any of the fugs hit on you? Try to have sex with you?

I guess "try it with you" must be a local down under expression not used in the States

OP is Robert Repulveda Jnr

A few of the fugs stroked my chest or my thigh but I smiled and shook my head “no” at them r260

There’s no need to make fugs feel bad, as long as they’re polite and don’t press it.

Tomorrow, I fly to San Francisco for Dore Alley weekend

I’ve got my stallion ticket to the Dore Alley Horsemarket tomorrow night.

Hooded bottoms, flooded holes to chow down on, and then doxy pep for safety.

Do you think I should make another thread to report my experiences?

Any details you can share are very much appreciated. You're living the life I always wanted.

R262 Thanks mate! And yeah I respond to a polite approach with a polite and gentle "thank you but no thanks"

Definitely post about Dore Alley, the Horsemarket isnt my thing really, but I'm curious. And please let us all know if Josh Hawley is one of the mares!

R263 I heard that at the San Francisco horsemarket (in contrast to the London or Berlin varieties) the house rule was that someone had to fuck all the 'mares' before anyone could get fucked twice so no-one got left out. Is that true? Please say yes, the joy of knowing that California had tried to create a woke horsefair would be very, very great.

OP at your house party did all the guys there happily play with everyone else, or did groups/'cliques' emerge? Without alcohol or drugs how did you keep the 'action' vibe going?

How cute I never realized bottoms were called mares in California. If it’s the male horse fucking the female horse that would make sense..

They are called mares at any Fickstutenmarkt sex party, "Horse Market", which is are events held internationally. Do keep up.

So bottoms are referred to as female horses internationally at sex parties ? Not male horses. Being old I am not up to date on all the new stuff.

The rules were established by the German creators, and some time ago. Your experience may vary by locale and host.

Dore Alley Weekend thread

Congrats R87 for bringing up the facts, I don't understand why gay men hate condoms so much.

Trying to normalize STDs will only lead to homosexual men being pathologized once again.

If a gay men is a barebacker, I know he has issues.

You are one fucked up human. Normalizing HIV/AIDS helped normalize us,.you ungrateful cunt. That's what those people ended up dying for. Cunt.

And r87 can take his self-satisfied anecdotal sample of one and go fuck himself. That was some seriously biased, homophobic, non-scientific propaganda.

All this shit is so stupid it may be the works of a rage farming troll, but it's worth pointing the above out to all of you nodding to yourselves.

Revolting troll at R273. Or funny cosplay!

Us who disgraceful bastard R274?

I am not positive, neither are most gay men.

Having HIV or being diagnosed with most STDs CANNOT be normalized, never.

Mentally stable people fear HIV and will do what they can to avoid venereal diseases, that is, wear condoms and stop swallowing semen from any strange man they meet.

If gays try to normalize constantly being diagnosed with STI's and being so terrified or condoms to the point of trying to convince society that AIDS is no big deal, then that's a battle that cannot be won and that will lead to heterosexuals organizing themselves to try to label homosexuality as a disease once again.

AIDS isn’t a bad people’s disease, Rose. 👆

No disease is a disease of bad people R277, some diseases are mortal, some diseases are preventable.

Some diseases like AIDS ( Or syphilis or some types of HPV) are mortal and preventable. Using a condom saves you from a lot of headaches and it's not the end of the world.

R278 may not be aware that her rhetoric and agenda here is moralizing. And being a Mary middlebrow school marm isn't an entertaining ride through life. Sad trombone.

Being responsible and preventing impulsive self destructive behavior has nothing to do with moralizing or morals.

Gay men really need their mental health and emotional stability checked if they think preventing venereal diseases is such a huge sacrifice or something to be ashamed about.

Straight men prevent them Bisexual men prevent them Bisexual women prevent them Non-binaries prevent them Straight women prevent them Lesbians prevent them....

Gay men need to start preventing them as well.

starting to think OP is Greg.

[quote] Gay men really need their mental health and emotional stability

🙄

My partner and I had a 3 way Friday night with the boy that I fucked Monday in the park. In 4 hours, I am going to fuck the same boy solo, before going to brunch. No condom were used and we all came in each other mouths or holes. None of owns any condoms because it’s 2024, not 1987. Prep and doxy pep are a normal. You disbelievers in medical science are amazing and I take great joy in my contempt for you. You really need to get laid….but you can’t, can you? Because no man will touch your ugly body and ugly soul.

Your tears are delicious.

get a fucking blog, Greg.

also, you invoked "brunch"

you are most definitely Greg. You had to come back in an attention-getting manner, and you did it.

you’re not really of datalounge until some fat unfuckable shrieks “Boris” or “Greg” at you

Your stupidity delights me r284

that's exactly what Greg would say "delights me"

I am not responsible for your wallowing in your idiocy r286…but I am slight delighted in seeing you embarrass yourself

"None of owns any condoms because it’s 2024, not 1987."

????? The human genome is still exactly the same as always, venereal diseases are still transmittable and bragging about hating condoms just so you can irresponsibly live for your fetishes reeks of mental illness.

You will never convince psychiatrists and psychologists that your endless and irresponsible sex obsessed behavior is normal, at best you will convince them that your suffer from a sexual compulsion and are a menace to society.

Do that as much as you want dumbfuck, but don't try to drag other gay man down with you.

You're not helping yourself at all, OP/R287

Lol R286, this troll types EXACTLY like Grog, I think you just hit the nail on the head.

And with the constant "update" as well.

Whack-A-Mole!

This is hilarious, between the hysterical condom shrieker and the Greg obsessives

This is Datalounge at its finest

Do go on

you continue to out yourself because you can't stop responding.

typical Greg.

Dont worry at all the tax payers of America have no problem supporting the 2%, the Fist Fuckers of America or the Gay Men Barebackers of America with research and treatment dollars.

It would be homophobia not to.

I’m lying in bed, reading about the French pole vaulter with the massive cock and checking back to see this thread posters embrace their self humiliation, like you r293.

I thought this thread had run its course, but no…the paranoia and idiocy of certain posts knows no bounds.

Oh, Greg...keep on posting.

You can't stop.

You can’t stop either r296

But I’m not Greg, which makes your paranoia even funnier

LOL R297. Can't stop, won't stop.

Keep on posting r298

Clap my hands with glee!

What took grog so long to come back to DL?

Keep on fucking that chicken r300

Prostitution whore!!

R302 no money is being exchanged for sex…but this boy this morning is a massage student, and he want to massage my “hot body” according to him. I insisted that I would pay the student rate, he said he didn’t have license yet so he could not / wouldn’t charge for the massage. I countered with “this is not a commercial transaction. It’s two friends, hanging out naked, do bro things”. I laughed as I texted to him. Ridiculous. He laughed and said it was perfect. So I get a massage, he gets to practice, and then butt sex with full body fluid exchanged, because we are both on Prep and take doxy pep if necessary.

Zzzzz R303 possibly compromising your entire future just so you can satisfy a fetish makes you seem deranged.

You and the barebacking queens also probably suffer from internalized homophobia since you can't respect yourselves and seem to believe that since you are gays, you deserve to live life irresponsibly on the fast lane, or to get punished by life with venereal diseases....

There's more than just carelessness in these behaviors.

Your rage filled hysteria is delicious r304

This never happened R303.

It’s going to happen in 75 minutes r306

Right R307.....

What does Genie have to say about this?

It's like watching a Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater production of The Three Faces of Eve.

How the fuck is this thread still going on? The alleged sex party was weeks ago. Oh, I see, some decided to debate hiv and other bullshit in here rather than create a new one. I haven't read all of the remaining replies and don't care to. But get a fucking life and get some dick up your ass. Just make sure whatever top pity fucks you removes the stick up it first. Good God.

I, for one, vacillate between envy and adulation for OP.

As I said earlier in the thread, I support OP if it's true, I'm just not sure it is. But the HIV/disease idiots bother me more. Fuck on and enjoy.

Did they slap your face?

The massage student is still learning his craft, but he was overall good. When the massage came to end, I opened my eyes and he was staring down at me. I pulled his head down to kiss him. Instant hard dong. He blew me on the table, and then I ate his ass on a bean bag which was in the corner of his room. Wrestled him over to his bed and fucked him in 5-6 positions. He liked the prostate plunger fuck move on his stomach. Then it suddenly got messy. I kissed him to say it was alright and blew up into he came in my mouth. We then snowballed his load while kissing. Good time for a Sunday morning. Also, cause some DL queens want to know, he was living a very nice house, obviously as a tenant. Victorian house, nicely decorated and Wolfe stove. I bid him farewell, went to brunch were I are fish and chips and now we are going to the beach

GET A BLOG

Wouldn’t it preserve at least SOME of the intimacy with your husband if you brought him with you to these encounters, even if just to watch?

You could occasionally hold hands throughout, or find some other way to reassure each other that what you share is The Real Thing (?)

You are perfectly free to ignore this thread but my story sends you insane with jealousy, eh r315?

and you don't deny you're GREG

My partner and I fucked the massage boy on Friday r316

I cleaned off the partner’s big dong when came in massage boy’s ass and I ate his load out of massage boy’s hole and that is love and commitment.

this is an attention whore...he needs your constant attention.

R319. No. That is a made up story...a fantasy.

R321 I only relate true stories about my experiences because I can hold the doubters in contempt.

As should be immediately be apparent from my writing, which is slap dash at the best, this is not some creative writing exercise.

Merely a moderately attractive gay man who lives in a major city in 2024. You act as if this is unusual. It’s not.

"Slap dash" puts it mildly, R322.

See how he needs to respond to every response.

Greg.

Every time OP posts, I love him more.

The idiotic irresponsible, childish, impulsive and bad for the gay community BAREBACKERS certainly are triggered.

They don't like their stupidity pointed out.

R326 is posting from 1988.

Its 2024 and gay men cum in each others asses, with consequences, just joy.

Seethe grandpa.

Greg, you are posting from the past.

Greg has traumatized you badly r328

I admire that.

R314 /OP thank you for the detailed update, sounds hot although I'd pass on the ass eating personally, just not my cup of tea, doesnt bother me if other people do it

I think he's tremendous!

Related thread.

And these gay men are certainly mentally ill R327 if they keep taking a bunch of medicines they don't need and that are 100,0% safe just so they can live for a fetish.

Their brains are rot by their fetishism.

[quote]Hooded bottoms, flooded holes to chow down on, and then doxy pep for safety.

Doxy does not prevent the spread of herpes from ass to mouth, which I assume you must have at this point.

Greg.

You can get massive exposure to ANAL WARTS if you let someone rim your ass who just rimmed another in a group setting like that. Don't ask how I know.

This threads sex disease hysteria has made me laugh for minutes this morning

One thing we know is that the op is smart enough to never put his real name attached to this piggish behavior. It’s one thing to do this anonymously but put your name on this in a public way and the OPs life and prospects would take an interesting and downward turn.

What I find so telling is that the “boyfriend” will not be produced, to testify.

[italic]What is OP afraid of??

OP, don't be giving these negative commenters a second thought, they. have forgotten what it feels like to be young. I'm thrilled to hear of your escapades, knowing first hand that none of this is unusual in the world's biggest cities where everything is available. Prep, the way forward for the younger generation, no matter how you choose to roll.

[quote]One thing we know is that the op is smart enough to never put his real name attached to this piggish behavior. It’s one thing to do this anonymously but put your name on this in a public way and the OPs life and prospects would take an interesting and downward turn.

He's not smart, he's scared to back up his claims. Especially since he bragged about being sex-positive, there should be nothing to worry about by posting pics which he is obviously avoiding. If his mother is sex-positive, she would probably celebrate that. So he's full of crap. Does not have the balls to post pics.

Desperate, bitter and unfuckable ^

Hahahaha

Please comment more on this thread

You are the purpose that I make these threads

Please post pics OP, why are you scared to show us your adventures? You seem to love to talk about them, why no pics? Embarrassed?

r 343, seriously, go to your therrapist and get your meds changed. Nobody posts personal pictures on datalounge. You are mentally ill, get help.

R342. We are the "REASON" that you make these threads. You have no PURPOSE.

While I don't think he has to, OP could post pictures that didn't reveal his face. But I'm not starting to agree with the guys that think this is Greg with a new gimmick.

Sorry, I'm NOW starting to agree that should read...

Good fucking lord r346, you are certifiably insane. Are you a shut-in? Get back to your porn accounts and jerk yourself to death.

r348, what an odd overreaction to a rather innocuous post. I was not the original guy who suggested he post pics. I was just pointing out he could do so in a private way easily if he wanted to, but I don't think he has to unlike that other guy. But yes, he sounds like Greg. And your over the top reaction makes me think your account is an alt of OP's.

R346. You gotta have a gimmick!

The paranoia

The Greg trauma

The bitterness

🎉🎉🎉

OP is the Life is a Banquet Troll.

OP is the mirror cosplay of the troll who posts about unsuccessful nights at the local gay sauna. That troll's cosplay combines affectless personality and grim tragedy very deftly.

Is it one of the big trolls we have obsessed with bathhouses/sauna? I think it's the one whose name starts with the d and ends with an o.

Good lord people, lighten the fuck up.

I guess that's a yes, then.

Still no first person testimony from the bf.

Suspicious.

You kick that troll threads can down the road girl. You spin that plate, hunty!

R357 actually, my partner disapproves of me posting on Datalounge.

“Are you tormenting those old losers again?”

R358. Tell Harvey to shut his damn rabbit mouth!