Heartstopper’s Joe Locke would ‘love’ to do James Bond: ‘I’ve not done any films yet’

Why is he so ugly?

I think he's really cute, even when pouting. He should be getting lots of gay films, if directors weren't so addicted to casting straight actors in them.

[quote] I think he's really cute

You went blind when, dear?

This kid’s deluded. Good call that the Q role is the best he could hope for (though he’s much too young for that). He’s strictly a character type and would be best in period films playing Dickensian characters, preferably indigent ones.

He was just answering the question generally without implying anything. He never mentioned anything about Bond himself.

Not blind, R3, but I just like his authentic twink traits, like being from a small town, being quiet, shy, short, etc. I envy any guys who've tasted him, Bash included.

This is awful but come on. There are no other ethnic groups outside of white that find guys like this hot.

I beg your pardon.

He has a face made for radio.

He looks like a young Mr. Bean.

Someone who looks like that gets famous. Is there any justice in this world?

Perhaps a dumbo the human elephant boy might be a better role for him.

R3 It's a British thing. Gays with big dumbo ears are a premium in Britain. Just like Russell Tovey.

To most Americans he is not very attractive, but to the Brits he is considered hot.

Joe, that is a terrible idea. You would never be believable as a straight boyfriend let alone an iconic masculine one. You do not have the skills to pull it off.

Stick with the gays roles, especially smaller art house favs. You would excel at those.

[quote]To most Americans he is not very attractive, but to the Brits he is considered hot.

No he absolutely isn't R12.

And Russell Tovey is considered hot because he [bold]IS[/bold] hot.

[quote]To most Americans he is not very attractive, but to the Brits he is considered hot.

I think cute more so than 'hot'

He looks like he was kicked around a car park as a baby.

He’s got the looks that would maybe make him a good character actor.

Let’s hope the horny incel fraus from the Heartstopper threads don’t stop by. It’ll go nuclear.

Casting directors suck these days, because a lot of them are women/gay men who inevitably went 'woke' in the past decade like much of the industry, so now they're anti-beauty and anti-masculinity.

Until fairly recently, casting directors used to be ruthless about getting attractive leading men/women and differentiating between characters actors.

I can't wait for this ugly, pessimistic, girly men 'woke' period to be over.

He looks like Flattop from Dick Tracy.

R20 link fail

Maybe they could give Bond some sort of special needs valet?

so many ugly old corpses here jealous of a young gay man

safe space for joe fans

How about that: a "Heartstopper" thread free of incel insanity! And while the topic of Joe's unconventional looks has generated countless thousands of threads the past few years, I'd argue that he's the male equivalent of "jolie laide": unconventionally attractive, with a look that both attracts and repels others. Yes, Kit Connor is more conventionally attractive, but I think it's equally valid to point out that he's also more generically attractive. "Hunky 'masculine' jock" obviously works for many gay guys, and unfortunately for both Joe & Kit, many of their gay fans who drool after them are old enough to be their fathers, if not grandfathers.

But Bond? Bless. Not sure if this is public knowledge, but Barbara Broccoli (who still controls the franchise, despite Amazon buying the studio) rejected Regé-Jean Page solely based on the assumption that he's gay (and a closet case, but he'd've been rejected either way). I mean, I think Joe is great, but even if he had the acting chops for it, I'm realistic that 007 is a global franchise requiring a lead with all-around appeal.

Did any actor ever go from playing a high-schooler straight to playing Bond?

Kit Connor's perpetual smirking and affected "twinkly eyes" bit makes him more annoying than appealing to me

R26, the Daniel Craig movies were intended to be a de facto origin story, at least in terms of how he finally became a 00 agent. If even *he* wasn't ready to become one until around the age of 40, which was Craig's actual age when he first started, suggesting anyone barely out of their teens will get the role is absurd.

If they cast a white Bond, which Amazon's trying to avoid (but they're getting pushback from Broccoli over it), Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the presumptive favorite – and even as the youngest Bond to date, he'd still be 35 or 36 when he makes his first movie, depending on when they make up their minds.

I have never seen this kid anywhere except the DL. No idea if he has any talent, but I like that he’s out.

He’s strange looking, but it’s his unibrow and the ears. Both can be fixed.

R28, he just finished his Broadway debut in "Sweeney Todd" a couple months back, and he's co-starring in the next Marvel TV show about Agatha Harkness (the witch from "WandaVision"). I assume the third season of "Heartstopper" is coming soon as well, and if you haven't seen the first two seasons, you definitely should.

Rodent

Mr Peepers!

hating on Joe won’t make your miserable lives better

R32 He’s ugly

Yes he's a fug. He should embrace it and do character parts. Yet both he and his DL fans are delusional thinking he is 'hot' James Bond material? Please.

With those ears, he is the human version of Mr. Potato Head.

I loved her in "Dodgeball."

OMG those ears

it’s always the most disgusting people irl burning in jealousy & hatred anonymously dunking on hot folks who they couldn’t get in their dreams

cope & seethe at the fact that you’ll die alone

Do shut up, R39.

[bold]Heartstopper Horde [/bold]

A digital realm, serene and still,

Where gossipy talk and jokes did fill.

But lo, a change, a sudden shift,

A fandom frenzy, a culture drift.

No longer bytes and ones the theme,

But Charlie, Nick, and teenage dream.

From high camp to queerest plight,

A heartstopper horde invades the night.

With gifs and memes, they take command,

Of servers meant for data's hand.

Discussions veer from copious pot,

To "OMG, that kiss was so good!"

Old-timers blink, in shocked surprise,

As "shipping" terms fill their eyes.

"Can someone please explain to me,

What 'faffing' means, so helpfully?"

But soon they join the joyful fray,

And ship the boys in every way.

DL's changed, it's true, it's plain,

But hearts are still cold, and these threads won't remain.

Creepy and weird, these Heartstopper freaks.

make us you ugly jealous orcs

[bold]Ode to Heartstopper Home Invaders [/bold]

O, fans of hearts and youthful glee,

Whose love for shows has set you free,

To squat in homes, a daring plight,

And watch your shows with all your might.

Your sofas claimed, your snacks consumed,

My peace disrupted, my sanity doomed.

With every episode, a joyful shout,

My nerves are frayed, there’s no doubt.

Yet, in your eyes, a fervent glow,

A world of fiction, where passions grow.

So let me sigh, not letting you stay,

But please, oh please BEAT IT today.

With that face?

[bold]Heartstopper Haunt [/bold]

Oh, faces of the heart-struck throng,

Whose eyes reflect a youthful song,

I'd rather not your visage see,

Of endless shows and reverie.

Your smiles, too bright, a blinding glare,

Of characters and stories fair.

I seek a world where peace resides,

Unburdened by your youthful tides.

Is there a dentist in the house?

I'm the fat one.

So fat.

Starring in s live action remake of Dumbo seems more realistic

R50 sent that from her iPhone

no ones loves your unknown ugly mugs and everyone who matters adores Joe

I really hope you get the therapy you need.

Wonder how Dumbo feels knowing all his fans are mentally ill fraus.

OMG, can you believe this?! Like, cold fusion is totally going to happen, and it's gonna be SO cool! Imagine, like, harnessing the power of the sun, but without the whole melting-everything-down thing.

I mean, think about it: atoms, right? They're like tiny, tiny building blocks of the universe. And what if we could just, like, squish them together really hard? Like, super hard.

I bet we could make them fuse and release a ton of energy! And it would be clean energy, too! No pollution, no global warming, just endless power! I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but like, scientists are working on it, and I totally believe they can figure it out. It's gonna be huge! We could have flying cars and underwater cities and everything!

He's got a face like a robber's dog.

Oh my gosh, puppies are soooo cute! They're like little furballs of love, aren't they? Their widdle tiny paws and their big, sparkly eyes! And when they wiggle their widdle tails, it's like the cutest thing ever! They're just so precious and cuddly, I wanna squish 'em!

Americans really have no room to talk since we're pushing Glenn Powell, Jeremy Allen White, and the other rat-faced boys into sex symbol status.

A rat face is a derogatory term used to describe a human face that is perceived to have similar features to a rat. This typically involves characteristics like small eyes, a pointed nose, and large incisors.

So, I've been thinking about Heartstopper. Don't get me wrong, it's cute and all, but like, have you seen the fandom? I mean, the fan art is insane! Some of it is actually really good, but then there’s that other stuff... you know the kind I'm talking about. And the fanfictions? Oh my gosh. I'm not sure I want to know what goes on in some people's heads. It’s like they’re obsessed or something. I just don't get it.

Oh. Yes. He definitely gives cool James Bond vibes.

R58 They’re all way better looking than this guy. This guy is straight up hideous.

Heartstopper, a word that evokes both stillness and a sense of impending motion, is curious in its duality. It’s as if time holds its breath before taking a great leap forward.

Joe Locke's portrayal of Charlie Spring in Heartstopper is undeniably captivating. The color blue often symbolizes tranquility, and it's interesting to note that the sky is a shade of blue.

He’s tough to look at.

Joe Locke's portrayal of Charlie Spring in Heartstopper is undeniably captivating. The intricacies of quantum physics often involve exploring the nature of reality.

That's a very good way to describe him R65.

Joe Locke's portrayal of Charlie Spring in Heartstopper is undeniably captivating. The average lifespan of a housefly is approximately one day.

I am relieved most of those crazy middle aged women who were Heartstopper fanatics have left for Reddit. Those bitches were insane.

As for Joe Locke, he is so hard to watch on the show due to being so damn unattractive. It would be great news if season 3 is their last.

admit it, you are all ugly and kill yourself

Joe's fans communicated telepathically using pizza emojis and quantum physics.They formed a secret society dedicated to worshipping Joe's hair, believing it held the key to eternal youth. Instead of flowers, they gifted Joe with living, breathing clouds that rained glitter and fortune cookies.

at this it is pretty obvious who the sane ones are

My cat judged me for fangirling over Joe Locke so loudly I woke up the neighbors, and now I'm pretty sure the mailman knows my deepest, darkest fan fiction plots.

He needs a paper bag.

He is a

Manx actor.

Say that 3 times fast.

My cat gave me a look of pure betrayal after my Joe Locke fangirling serenade woke the neighbors, and now I'm convinced the mail carrier knows way too much about my questionable fanfictions.

R75 Yes, but are you trying to say everyone on the Isle of Man looks this bad?

[quote,]My cat gave me a look of pure betrayal after my Joe Locke fangirling serenade woke the neighbors

Was it a manx cat?

hs s3 entire episodes leaked

Please. Has he no mirror? I guess the silver lining is he has great hearing.

R24, If Frida Kahlo transitioned....

R79 That’s wild. Those heartstoppers fraus must be having a breakdown.

I'd expect more of a schizophrenic round of "now everyone promise not to watch the leaks kit and joe worked really hard on this " followed an hour later by "omg i can't believe that happened" posts repeated for a few days.

You old nasty codgers are pathetic, repeating the same witless mean girl smack about Joe Locke's looks on thread after thread after thread. He's gay, 20, successful and talented and this is how you spend your time as old gay men?

You did it to TimoTay, too.

Were you all so miserably ugly as twinks, or so horribly unfuckable and troll like now, that you're this bitter?

Well I was a conventionally very handsome young man, and then I was a very handsome middle aged man. Something clicked in my brain around age 25 and I stopped pursuing other hotties and it was kind of a miracle. I discovered that almost all young people, at least, can have a charm, and if you like who they are, they can be very hot, too.

R84 Nurse! She’s out again!

Once upon a time, in the mystical realm of the internet, a great debate raged. At the center of this digital storm stood Joe Locke, a young actor whose looks were a delectable smorgasbord of controversy.

One faction, armed with magnifying glasses and a severe case of the mean girls, declared Joe "ugly" with the fervor of a medieval peasant spotting a dragon. Their pronouncements echoed throughout the land, bouncing from thread to thread like popcorn kernels in a hot pan.

Another tribe, known as the "Heartstopper Horde," saw Joe in a different light. They believed him to be captivating, a telepathic pizza-emoji-wielding deity with hair that held the key to eternal youth. They showered him with glitter-raining clouds and fortune cookies filled with prophecies.

The internet, a land known for its sanity (or lack thereof), became a battleground. Memes featuring Mr. Potato Head sprouted like weeds, while philosophical ramblings about the lifespan of houseflies and the nature of reality filled the airwaves.

Cats, ever the arbiters of good taste, judged the Joe-obsessed with disdain. Mail carriers became unwilling confidantes of questionable fanfiction plots. And somewhere in the Isle of Man, a Manx cat named Mittens chuckled at the sheer absurdity of it all.

As the debate raged on, one question remained unanswered: would Joe Locke ever find a mirror? And would the "Heartstopper Horde" have a meltdown if they saw the leaked episodes of season 3? Only time, and the ever-churning gears of the internet, would tell.

He is the first person I think of for a James Bond movie.

NOT.

Joe Locke comes across as overly entitled and lacking in genuine humility. His constant need for validation and attention can be grating, and he often seems more focused on cultivating a public image than building genuine connections. While he undoubtedly possesses talent, his arrogance can overshadow his abilities, making him difficult to relate to.

r88 what arrogance ?

Joe's arrogance often manifests in a sense of entitlement. He seems to believe his success is solely due to his own merits, overlooking the contributions of others. This inflated sense of self-importance can alienate those around him, creating a perception of him as being condescending and dismissive.

r90 which quote in which article implies he thinks so ?

Joe comes across as overly confident or certain about his opinions, without considering other viewpoints, it could be interpreted as arrogance.

That would be cute as a side character or extra. Maybe some rich kid Bond has to save from assassination.

Some fans have engaged in concerning behaviors, such as calling Joe Locke's grandmother and creating social media accounts to message his mother. While the vast majority of fans are supportive and respectful, these incidents highlight the importance of setting boundaries and treating celebrities with respect.

[quote] Joe Locke would ‘love’ to do James Bond

I'll just bet he would.

Ultimately, whether Joe Locke would make a good James Bond is subjective and depends on the specific direction the franchise takes. His potential is undeniable, but the role would require significant character development and training.

He could be Bertie Breedwell, the kept-boy of a secondary villain and sacrificial twink who, after offering his hole to 007 in exchange for information, is dispatched off-screen.

Joe Locke as Bertie Breedwell? More like Bertie Bedridden, the bed-warmer for some faceless henchman. A sacrificial lamb with a penchant for parting the red sea. I mean, the guy can barely muster a convincing pout, let alone outsmart a seasoned MI6 agent. Let's stick to casting people who can hold their own, not their breath.

I mean obviously Joe's is no romeo, but he's 20 for crissakes. Do you really need to dump on him for his off kilter looks? The only people who might consider him gorgeous might be deluded infantile Heartthrob stanning weirdos. Otherwise he isn't marketed as some gorgeous It boy. As far as I have seen. He gets fashion editorials for trendy magazines because he's young and successful, skinny and atypical. There is always a lane for that. I don't think old gay men should be hissing that Joe is Quasimodo.

Much of Locke's popularity stems from the dedicated fanbase of Heartstopper. While this is commendable, it's essential to evaluate an actor's talent based on their overall body of work, rather than the strength of their fan following.

R84, STHU.

This Average Joe might very well have charm up the wazoo, but he becomes DL Fair Game with his self-aggrandizing Bond delusion.

But you go on with your ease in seducing trolls.

Despite the popularity of Heartstopper, Locke's role as Charlie Spring has largely confined him to a specific character archetype: the shy, introverted teenager. It remains to be seen if he can successfully transition into more complex and diverse roles.

Many of you have spent no time around 20 year olds.

I'm so relieved you've cleared that up for us. We were all just sitting here wondering what it was like to be 20, but now we know better.

R94 Only freaks of nature could be fanatic of Joe Locke. This isn’t surprising. His fanbase consists of mentally disturbed individuals. Mostly females.

[bold]Joe Locke, Marrakesh Mirage[/bold]

In Marrakesh's maze, where shadows creep, Locke leaps and bounds, a rhythmic sweep. A modern-day nomad, heart aflame, With every vault, a whispered name.

Through souks and squares, he dances free, A human bird, a wilding spree. With every twist and turn, a flying feat, His body speaks, a silent street. From rooftop heights to alleyways deep,

He navigates shadows, a soulful sleep. A dancer of gravity, a master's art, Leaving footprints on a beating heart.

In Marrakesh's soul, he finds his pace, A fleeting moment, a vibrant space. With every leap, a story untold, A living legend, brave and bold.

prime twink

"I assumed he was the cute one"... so neither of them? lol.

an overwhelming majority of twitter gays love him. unlike ugly old gooners here

Then go over there, then. Or to a Private Subreddit. DL has clearly rejected you.

r110 no one loves you, kys

R109 Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

Not sure about Kit Connor playing Romeo on Broadway. Does he have the range? Or is he too young? His co-star is certainly a little extra.

R113 Kit Connor is 20 and Romeo is a 16-year-old. I'd say him being too young won't be a problem. I've only seen him in Heartstopper, but he has the range based on that show. He plays besotted extremely well and is also very strong in the more dramatic scenes.

I don't if the carpet matches the drapes, but the ears and eyebrows certainly are certainly of the same theme.

He's a heart-stopper ?

He can play ping-pong with those satellite dishes he has for ears.

he is going to be on Empire magazine

On it R117?

r118 yes. unlike you on the cover of UNEMPLOYED magazine

R119 Not even on the cover. The cover star is Paul Mescal for the new Gladiator. Time to go to bed, retard.

r120 never said on the cover and its still bigger than your entire lifetime achievements. cope and seethe

r121 forgot that he's a no one like the rest of us.

But at least we're not mentally retarded superfans.

r122 apparently,

nice guys who find him hot = mentally retarded superfans

stop projecting you sick fuck

R123 'Nice guys' and it's only your demented self ranting to yourself.

new joe interview dropped

Perhaps he can play a new Bond villain...Dr. Eyebrow.

I look forward to his role as Dr Minging.

R125 He's done one gay character and he's already fed up? What a joke.

His career will be made up of either playing character roles or gay twinks.

Once Heartstopper ends for good (hopefully after season 3), his role prospects will be quite limited. He just is not that interesting to watch.

r129 he has already done a play where his character fits neither of those types

get a job and get out of your mom’s basement

Unless your mom's basement deserves a Datalounge trademarked "Tasteful Friends" thread.

cry more in the mirror

meanwhile he keeps slaying

It should just be Pierce Brosnan again. Give me an old Bond.

r133 don’t worry you’ll be dead soon

Why are zillennial gerontophobes so lacking in wit?

r135 gerontophobia isn’t a thing

just die already

You'd realize it is if you had any intergenerational friendships, R136, and sadly, it's becoming increasingly common.

I'm actually a young millennial who's always felt like an old soul (which is, I suppose, why I gravitated to DL). I was also born to older parents (thanks for the complimentary Asperger's) and have always enjoyed the company of older adults, as they seemed to have so much more to offer, but if you want to wish suicide on everyone who disagrees with you, be my guest.

R134 I’m one of the youngest posters on this site you fool

I think I'm the only one not in love with this show. You can tell it was written by a frau. The characters are one dimensional and unrealistic. Teenagers who never drink even a sip of alcohol?! Or have sex?! Puhlease. This show feels like it was written for 11 year olds. The characters act like they're 11 even though they're supposed to be 16. It's ridiculous.

r137 fuck you for calling trolling ‘disagreeing’ . are you demented as well ? have you not read the disgusting comments about his appearance on this thread ? its old ugly orcs attacking him for having they can’t/ couldn’t have

r138 sorry i didn’t check your history before replying

He's got no chance in Hollywood, but they do believe in giving the coarse a chance in the UK.

r141 they say this about literally every single breakout star. touch grass

I don't like being mean (honestly) but I've never understood the attraction. His acting is poor and he's unattractive. Heartstopper is mostly crap, too. I just don't get it.

As Bond, he could jump off of a tall building and use his ears to provide lift, for a cushioned landing.

Sadly for him, the live action Dumbo film has already been made.

R144 He could play the son of Mr. Tumnus in a new Narnia movie, Mr. Fugnus.

R143 Exactly. Kit is both better looking and a better actor.

R143 It's masturbation fic for all those lonely fraus - ugly duckling somehow gets the hot guy.

R147 Except there isn't any hot guy.

R148 Hotter than the fugly duckling, at least.

hotter than the least ugliest orc here

And in other news....

much bigger news

Lovely

He would make a great Pussy Galore.

R152 Nightmare rotation

R152 he looks like a creature from american horror story and his ex is hotter. joe is the ugliest guy from heartshitter.

‘his ex is hotter’

lol

lmfao

r156 really exposing themself

R157 Exposing himself as someone who thinks the cuter guy is cuter?

anyways!

r159 his personal life is not yours to bother with