Oh, honey.
When I saw the headline I assumed he was the cute one.
Perhaps Q? But Ben Whishaw’s already done that.
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Oh, honey.
When I saw the headline I assumed he was the cute one.
Perhaps Q? But Ben Whishaw’s already done that.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | September 7, 2024 2:37 PM |
Why is he so ugly?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 17, 2024 7:46 PM |
I think he's really cute, even when pouting. He should be getting lots of gay films, if directors weren't so addicted to casting straight actors in them.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 17, 2024 7:46 PM |
[quote] I think he's really cute
You went blind when, dear?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 17, 2024 7:48 PM |
This kid’s deluded. Good call that the Q role is the best he could hope for (though he’s much too young for that). He’s strictly a character type and would be best in period films playing Dickensian characters, preferably indigent ones.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 17, 2024 8:03 PM |
He was just answering the question generally without implying anything. He never mentioned anything about Bond himself.
Not blind, R3, but I just like his authentic twink traits, like being from a small town, being quiet, shy, short, etc. I envy any guys who've tasted him, Bash included.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 17, 2024 8:11 PM |
This is awful but come on. There are no other ethnic groups outside of white that find guys like this hot.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 17, 2024 8:14 PM |
I beg your pardon.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 17, 2024 8:16 PM |
He has a face made for radio.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 17, 2024 9:04 PM |
He looks like a young Mr. Bean.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 17, 2024 9:05 PM |
Someone who looks like that gets famous. Is there any justice in this world?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 17, 2024 9:57 PM |
Perhaps a dumbo the human elephant boy might be a better role for him.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 17, 2024 10:31 PM |
R3 It's a British thing. Gays with big dumbo ears are a premium in Britain. Just like Russell Tovey.
To most Americans he is not very attractive, but to the Brits he is considered hot.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 21, 2024 6:56 AM |
Joe, that is a terrible idea. You would never be believable as a straight boyfriend let alone an iconic masculine one. You do not have the skills to pull it off.
Stick with the gays roles, especially smaller art house favs. You would excel at those.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 21, 2024 7:02 AM |
[quote]To most Americans he is not very attractive, but to the Brits he is considered hot.
No he absolutely isn't R12.
And Russell Tovey is considered hot because he [bold]IS[/bold] hot.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 21, 2024 7:44 AM |
[quote]To most Americans he is not very attractive, but to the Brits he is considered hot.
I think cute more so than 'hot'
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 21, 2024 8:28 AM |
He looks like he was kicked around a car park as a baby.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 21, 2024 8:41 AM |
He’s got the looks that would maybe make him a good character actor.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 21, 2024 8:47 AM |
Let’s hope the horny incel fraus from the Heartstopper threads don’t stop by. It’ll go nuclear.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 21, 2024 8:48 AM |
Casting directors suck these days, because a lot of them are women/gay men who inevitably went 'woke' in the past decade like much of the industry, so now they're anti-beauty and anti-masculinity.
Until fairly recently, casting directors used to be ruthless about getting attractive leading men/women and differentiating between characters actors.
I can't wait for this ugly, pessimistic, girly men 'woke' period to be over.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 21, 2024 9:26 AM |
R20 link fail
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 21, 2024 12:12 PM |
Maybe they could give Bond some sort of special needs valet?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 21, 2024 2:54 PM |
so many ugly old corpses here jealous of a young gay man
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 25, 2024 6:31 PM |
How about that: a "Heartstopper" thread free of incel insanity! And while the topic of Joe's unconventional looks has generated countless thousands of threads the past few years, I'd argue that he's the male equivalent of "jolie laide": unconventionally attractive, with a look that both attracts and repels others. Yes, Kit Connor is more conventionally attractive, but I think it's equally valid to point out that he's also more generically attractive. "Hunky 'masculine' jock" obviously works for many gay guys, and unfortunately for both Joe & Kit, many of their gay fans who drool after them are old enough to be their fathers, if not grandfathers.
But Bond? Bless. Not sure if this is public knowledge, but Barbara Broccoli (who still controls the franchise, despite Amazon buying the studio) rejected Regé-Jean Page solely based on the assumption that he's gay (and a closet case, but he'd've been rejected either way). I mean, I think Joe is great, but even if he had the acting chops for it, I'm realistic that 007 is a global franchise requiring a lead with all-around appeal.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 25, 2024 7:33 PM |
Did any actor ever go from playing a high-schooler straight to playing Bond?
Kit Connor's perpetual smirking and affected "twinkly eyes" bit makes him more annoying than appealing to me
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 25, 2024 7:43 PM |
R26, the Daniel Craig movies were intended to be a de facto origin story, at least in terms of how he finally became a 00 agent. If even *he* wasn't ready to become one until around the age of 40, which was Craig's actual age when he first started, suggesting anyone barely out of their teens will get the role is absurd.
If they cast a white Bond, which Amazon's trying to avoid (but they're getting pushback from Broccoli over it), Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the presumptive favorite – and even as the youngest Bond to date, he'd still be 35 or 36 when he makes his first movie, depending on when they make up their minds.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 25, 2024 9:06 PM |
I have never seen this kid anywhere except the DL. No idea if he has any talent, but I like that he’s out.
He’s strange looking, but it’s his unibrow and the ears. Both can be fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 25, 2024 9:36 PM |
R28, he just finished his Broadway debut in "Sweeney Todd" a couple months back, and he's co-starring in the next Marvel TV show about Agatha Harkness (the witch from "WandaVision"). I assume the third season of "Heartstopper" is coming soon as well, and if you haven't seen the first two seasons, you definitely should.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 25, 2024 10:59 PM |
Rodent
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 25, 2024 11:09 PM |
hating on Joe won’t make your miserable lives better
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 27, 2024 8:12 PM |
R32 He’s ugly
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 28, 2024 3:15 PM |
Yes he's a fug. He should embrace it and do character parts. Yet both he and his DL fans are delusional thinking he is 'hot' James Bond material? Please.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 28, 2024 10:56 PM |
With those ears, he is the human version of Mr. Potato Head.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 28, 2024 11:06 PM |
OMG those ears
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 29, 2024 9:06 PM |
it’s always the most disgusting people irl burning in jealousy & hatred anonymously dunking on hot folks who they couldn’t get in their dreams
cope & seethe at the fact that you’ll die alone
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 30, 2024 7:30 AM |
Do shut up, R39.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 30, 2024 7:37 AM |
[bold]Heartstopper Horde [/bold]
A digital realm, serene and still,
Where gossipy talk and jokes did fill.
But lo, a change, a sudden shift,
A fandom frenzy, a culture drift.
No longer bytes and ones the theme,
But Charlie, Nick, and teenage dream.
From high camp to queerest plight,
A heartstopper horde invades the night.
With gifs and memes, they take command,
Of servers meant for data's hand.
Discussions veer from copious pot,
To "OMG, that kiss was so good!"
Old-timers blink, in shocked surprise,
As "shipping" terms fill their eyes.
"Can someone please explain to me,
What 'faffing' means, so helpfully?"
But soon they join the joyful fray,
And ship the boys in every way.
DL's changed, it's true, it's plain,
But hearts are still cold, and these threads won't remain.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 30, 2024 7:41 AM |
Creepy and weird, these Heartstopper freaks.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 30, 2024 7:42 AM |
make us you ugly jealous orcs
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 1, 2024 11:06 AM |
[bold]Ode to Heartstopper Home Invaders [/bold]
O, fans of hearts and youthful glee,
Whose love for shows has set you free,
To squat in homes, a daring plight,
And watch your shows with all your might.
Your sofas claimed, your snacks consumed,
My peace disrupted, my sanity doomed.
With every episode, a joyful shout,
My nerves are frayed, there’s no doubt.
Yet, in your eyes, a fervent glow,
A world of fiction, where passions grow.
So let me sigh, not letting you stay,
But please, oh please BEAT IT today.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 1, 2024 11:13 AM |
With that face?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 1, 2024 11:23 AM |
[bold]Heartstopper Haunt [/bold]
Oh, faces of the heart-struck throng,
Whose eyes reflect a youthful song,
I'd rather not your visage see,
Of endless shows and reverie.
Your smiles, too bright, a blinding glare,
Of characters and stories fair.
I seek a world where peace resides,
Unburdened by your youthful tides.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 1, 2024 11:28 AM |
Starring in s live action remake of Dumbo seems more realistic
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 2, 2024 12:15 AM |
R50 sent that from her iPhone
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 2, 2024 12:17 AM |
no ones loves your unknown ugly mugs and everyone who matters adores Joe
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 2, 2024 8:59 AM |
I really hope you get the therapy you need.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 2, 2024 9:31 AM |
Wonder how Dumbo feels knowing all his fans are mentally ill fraus.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 3, 2024 2:01 AM |
OMG, can you believe this?! Like, cold fusion is totally going to happen, and it's gonna be SO cool! Imagine, like, harnessing the power of the sun, but without the whole melting-everything-down thing.
I mean, think about it: atoms, right? They're like tiny, tiny building blocks of the universe. And what if we could just, like, squish them together really hard? Like, super hard.
I bet we could make them fuse and release a ton of energy! And it would be clean energy, too! No pollution, no global warming, just endless power! I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but like, scientists are working on it, and I totally believe they can figure it out. It's gonna be huge! We could have flying cars and underwater cities and everything!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 3, 2024 5:10 AM |
He's got a face like a robber's dog.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 3, 2024 5:15 AM |
Oh my gosh, puppies are soooo cute! They're like little furballs of love, aren't they? Their widdle tiny paws and their big, sparkly eyes! And when they wiggle their widdle tails, it's like the cutest thing ever! They're just so precious and cuddly, I wanna squish 'em!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 3, 2024 5:24 AM |
Americans really have no room to talk since we're pushing Glenn Powell, Jeremy Allen White, and the other rat-faced boys into sex symbol status.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 3, 2024 5:36 AM |
A rat face is a derogatory term used to describe a human face that is perceived to have similar features to a rat. This typically involves characteristics like small eyes, a pointed nose, and large incisors.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 3, 2024 5:45 AM |
So, I've been thinking about Heartstopper. Don't get me wrong, it's cute and all, but like, have you seen the fandom? I mean, the fan art is insane! Some of it is actually really good, but then there’s that other stuff... you know the kind I'm talking about. And the fanfictions? Oh my gosh. I'm not sure I want to know what goes on in some people's heads. It’s like they’re obsessed or something. I just don't get it.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 3, 2024 8:23 AM |
Oh. Yes. He definitely gives cool James Bond vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 3, 2024 9:12 AM |
R58 They’re all way better looking than this guy. This guy is straight up hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 3, 2024 10:42 AM |
Heartstopper, a word that evokes both stillness and a sense of impending motion, is curious in its duality. It’s as if time holds its breath before taking a great leap forward.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 3, 2024 10:45 AM |
Joe Locke's portrayal of Charlie Spring in Heartstopper is undeniably captivating. The color blue often symbolizes tranquility, and it's interesting to note that the sky is a shade of blue.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 3, 2024 10:48 AM |
He’s tough to look at.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 3, 2024 10:51 AM |
Joe Locke's portrayal of Charlie Spring in Heartstopper is undeniably captivating. The intricacies of quantum physics often involve exploring the nature of reality.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 3, 2024 10:56 AM |
That's a very good way to describe him R65.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 3, 2024 12:23 PM |
Joe Locke's portrayal of Charlie Spring in Heartstopper is undeniably captivating. The average lifespan of a housefly is approximately one day.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 3, 2024 12:24 PM |
I am relieved most of those crazy middle aged women who were Heartstopper fanatics have left for Reddit. Those bitches were insane.
As for Joe Locke, he is so hard to watch on the show due to being so damn unattractive. It would be great news if season 3 is their last.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 5, 2024 1:55 AM |
admit it, you are all ugly and kill yourself
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 5, 2024 3:14 PM |
Joe's fans communicated telepathically using pizza emojis and quantum physics.They formed a secret society dedicated to worshipping Joe's hair, believing it held the key to eternal youth. Instead of flowers, they gifted Joe with living, breathing clouds that rained glitter and fortune cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 5, 2024 3:23 PM |
at this it is pretty obvious who the sane ones are
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 7, 2024 12:44 PM |
My cat judged me for fangirling over Joe Locke so loudly I woke up the neighbors, and now I'm pretty sure the mailman knows my deepest, darkest fan fiction plots.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 7, 2024 12:52 PM |
He needs a paper bag.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 7, 2024 12:54 PM |
He is a
Manx actor.
Say that 3 times fast.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 7, 2024 1:07 PM |
My cat gave me a look of pure betrayal after my Joe Locke fangirling serenade woke the neighbors, and now I'm convinced the mail carrier knows way too much about my questionable fanfictions.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 7, 2024 1:28 PM |
R75 Yes, but are you trying to say everyone on the Isle of Man looks this bad?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 7, 2024 4:10 PM |
[quote,]My cat gave me a look of pure betrayal after my Joe Locke fangirling serenade woke the neighbors
Was it a manx cat?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 7, 2024 6:16 PM |
hs s3 entire episodes leaked
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 9, 2024 12:18 PM |
Please. Has he no mirror? I guess the silver lining is he has great hearing.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 9, 2024 12:22 PM |
R24, If Frida Kahlo transitioned....
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 9, 2024 12:24 PM |
R79 That’s wild. Those heartstoppers fraus must be having a breakdown.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 9, 2024 12:54 PM |
I'd expect more of a schizophrenic round of "now everyone promise not to watch the leaks kit and joe worked really hard on this " followed an hour later by "omg i can't believe that happened" posts repeated for a few days.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 9, 2024 1:01 PM |
You old nasty codgers are pathetic, repeating the same witless mean girl smack about Joe Locke's looks on thread after thread after thread. He's gay, 20, successful and talented and this is how you spend your time as old gay men?
You did it to TimoTay, too.
Were you all so miserably ugly as twinks, or so horribly unfuckable and troll like now, that you're this bitter?
Well I was a conventionally very handsome young man, and then I was a very handsome middle aged man. Something clicked in my brain around age 25 and I stopped pursuing other hotties and it was kind of a miracle. I discovered that almost all young people, at least, can have a charm, and if you like who they are, they can be very hot, too.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 9, 2024 1:22 PM |
R84 Nurse! She’s out again!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 9, 2024 1:27 PM |
Once upon a time, in the mystical realm of the internet, a great debate raged. At the center of this digital storm stood Joe Locke, a young actor whose looks were a delectable smorgasbord of controversy.
One faction, armed with magnifying glasses and a severe case of the mean girls, declared Joe "ugly" with the fervor of a medieval peasant spotting a dragon. Their pronouncements echoed throughout the land, bouncing from thread to thread like popcorn kernels in a hot pan.
Another tribe, known as the "Heartstopper Horde," saw Joe in a different light. They believed him to be captivating, a telepathic pizza-emoji-wielding deity with hair that held the key to eternal youth. They showered him with glitter-raining clouds and fortune cookies filled with prophecies.
The internet, a land known for its sanity (or lack thereof), became a battleground. Memes featuring Mr. Potato Head sprouted like weeds, while philosophical ramblings about the lifespan of houseflies and the nature of reality filled the airwaves.
Cats, ever the arbiters of good taste, judged the Joe-obsessed with disdain. Mail carriers became unwilling confidantes of questionable fanfiction plots. And somewhere in the Isle of Man, a Manx cat named Mittens chuckled at the sheer absurdity of it all.
As the debate raged on, one question remained unanswered: would Joe Locke ever find a mirror? And would the "Heartstopper Horde" have a meltdown if they saw the leaked episodes of season 3? Only time, and the ever-churning gears of the internet, would tell.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 9, 2024 1:36 PM |
He is the first person I think of for a James Bond movie.
NOT.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 9, 2024 2:23 PM |
Joe Locke comes across as overly entitled and lacking in genuine humility. His constant need for validation and attention can be grating, and he often seems more focused on cultivating a public image than building genuine connections. While he undoubtedly possesses talent, his arrogance can overshadow his abilities, making him difficult to relate to.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 9, 2024 2:26 PM |
r88 what arrogance ?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 9, 2024 3:22 PM |
Joe's arrogance often manifests in a sense of entitlement. He seems to believe his success is solely due to his own merits, overlooking the contributions of others. This inflated sense of self-importance can alienate those around him, creating a perception of him as being condescending and dismissive.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 9, 2024 3:23 PM |
r90 which quote in which article implies he thinks so ?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 9, 2024 3:26 PM |
Joe comes across as overly confident or certain about his opinions, without considering other viewpoints, it could be interpreted as arrogance.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 9, 2024 3:30 PM |
That would be cute as a side character or extra. Maybe some rich kid Bond has to save from assassination.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 9, 2024 3:43 PM |
Some fans have engaged in concerning behaviors, such as calling Joe Locke's grandmother and creating social media accounts to message his mother. While the vast majority of fans are supportive and respectful, these incidents highlight the importance of setting boundaries and treating celebrities with respect.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 9, 2024 3:45 PM |
[quote] Joe Locke would ‘love’ to do James Bond
I'll just bet he would.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 9, 2024 3:46 PM |
Ultimately, whether Joe Locke would make a good James Bond is subjective and depends on the specific direction the franchise takes. His potential is undeniable, but the role would require significant character development and training.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 9, 2024 3:51 PM |
He could be Bertie Breedwell, the kept-boy of a secondary villain and sacrificial twink who, after offering his hole to 007 in exchange for information, is dispatched off-screen.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 9, 2024 3:56 PM |
Joe Locke as Bertie Breedwell? More like Bertie Bedridden, the bed-warmer for some faceless henchman. A sacrificial lamb with a penchant for parting the red sea. I mean, the guy can barely muster a convincing pout, let alone outsmart a seasoned MI6 agent. Let's stick to casting people who can hold their own, not their breath.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 9, 2024 4:18 PM |
I mean obviously Joe's is no romeo, but he's 20 for crissakes. Do you really need to dump on him for his off kilter looks? The only people who might consider him gorgeous might be deluded infantile Heartthrob stanning weirdos. Otherwise he isn't marketed as some gorgeous It boy. As far as I have seen. He gets fashion editorials for trendy magazines because he's young and successful, skinny and atypical. There is always a lane for that. I don't think old gay men should be hissing that Joe is Quasimodo.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 9, 2024 6:53 PM |
Much of Locke's popularity stems from the dedicated fanbase of Heartstopper. While this is commendable, it's essential to evaluate an actor's talent based on their overall body of work, rather than the strength of their fan following.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 9, 2024 6:55 PM |
R84, STHU.
This Average Joe might very well have charm up the wazoo, but he becomes DL Fair Game with his self-aggrandizing Bond delusion.
But you go on with your ease in seducing trolls.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 9, 2024 8:33 PM |
Despite the popularity of Heartstopper, Locke's role as Charlie Spring has largely confined him to a specific character archetype: the shy, introverted teenager. It remains to be seen if he can successfully transition into more complex and diverse roles.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 9, 2024 8:37 PM |
Many of you have spent no time around 20 year olds.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 9, 2024 8:49 PM |
I'm so relieved you've cleared that up for us. We were all just sitting here wondering what it was like to be 20, but now we know better.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 9, 2024 8:53 PM |
R94 Only freaks of nature could be fanatic of Joe Locke. This isn’t surprising. His fanbase consists of mentally disturbed individuals. Mostly females.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 9, 2024 9:48 PM |
[bold]Joe Locke, Marrakesh Mirage[/bold]
In Marrakesh's maze, where shadows creep, Locke leaps and bounds, a rhythmic sweep. A modern-day nomad, heart aflame, With every vault, a whispered name.
Through souks and squares, he dances free, A human bird, a wilding spree. With every twist and turn, a flying feat, His body speaks, a silent street. From rooftop heights to alleyways deep,
He navigates shadows, a soulful sleep. A dancer of gravity, a master's art, Leaving footprints on a beating heart.
In Marrakesh's soul, he finds his pace, A fleeting moment, a vibrant space. With every leap, a story untold, A living legend, brave and bold.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 9, 2024 10:07 PM |
prime twink
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 11, 2024 9:12 AM |
"I assumed he was the cute one"... so neither of them? lol.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 12, 2024 12:27 AM |
an overwhelming majority of twitter gays love him. unlike ugly old gooners here
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 12, 2024 9:54 AM |
Then go over there, then. Or to a Private Subreddit. DL has clearly rejected you.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 12, 2024 11:28 AM |
r110 no one loves you, kys
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 13, 2024 9:00 AM |
R109 Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 13, 2024 3:39 PM |
Not sure about Kit Connor playing Romeo on Broadway. Does he have the range? Or is he too young? His co-star is certainly a little extra.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 13, 2024 3:42 PM |
R113 Kit Connor is 20 and Romeo is a 16-year-old. I'd say him being too young won't be a problem. I've only seen him in Heartstopper, but he has the range based on that show. He plays besotted extremely well and is also very strong in the more dramatic scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 14, 2024 12:04 AM |
I don't if the carpet matches the drapes, but the ears and eyebrows certainly are certainly of the same theme.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 14, 2024 1:23 AM |
He's a heart-stopper ?
He can play ping-pong with those satellite dishes he has for ears.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 14, 2024 2:15 AM |
he is going to be on Empire magazine
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 23, 2024 8:32 AM |
On it R117?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 23, 2024 9:13 AM |
r118 yes. unlike you on the cover of UNEMPLOYED magazine
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 24, 2024 8:07 PM |
R119 Not even on the cover. The cover star is Paul Mescal for the new Gladiator. Time to go to bed, retard.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 25, 2024 3:03 AM |
r120 never said on the cover and its still bigger than your entire lifetime achievements. cope and seethe
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 25, 2024 7:37 AM |
r121 forgot that he's a no one like the rest of us.
But at least we're not mentally retarded superfans.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 25, 2024 9:10 AM |
r122 apparently,
nice guys who find him hot = mentally retarded superfans
stop projecting you sick fuck
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 25, 2024 5:18 PM |
R123 'Nice guys' and it's only your demented self ranting to yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 27, 2024 7:35 PM |
Perhaps he can play a new Bond villain...Dr. Eyebrow.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 27, 2024 7:58 PM |
I look forward to his role as Dr Minging.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 27, 2024 7:59 PM |
R125 He's done one gay character and he's already fed up? What a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 27, 2024 8:13 PM |
His career will be made up of either playing character roles or gay twinks.
Once Heartstopper ends for good (hopefully after season 3), his role prospects will be quite limited. He just is not that interesting to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 28, 2024 1:24 AM |
r129 he has already done a play where his character fits neither of those types
get a job and get out of your mom’s basement
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 28, 2024 1:38 PM |
Unless your mom's basement deserves a Datalounge trademarked "Tasteful Friends" thread.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 28, 2024 1:40 PM |
cry more in the mirror
meanwhile he keeps slaying
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 29, 2024 10:43 AM |
It should just be Pierce Brosnan again. Give me an old Bond.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 29, 2024 12:05 PM |
r133 don’t worry you’ll be dead soon
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 31, 2024 5:47 PM |
Why are zillennial gerontophobes so lacking in wit?
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 31, 2024 10:53 PM |
r135 gerontophobia isn’t a thing
just die already
by Anonymous | reply 136 | September 1, 2024 12:16 PM |
You'd realize it is if you had any intergenerational friendships, R136, and sadly, it's becoming increasingly common.
I'm actually a young millennial who's always felt like an old soul (which is, I suppose, why I gravitated to DL). I was also born to older parents (thanks for the complimentary Asperger's) and have always enjoyed the company of older adults, as they seemed to have so much more to offer, but if you want to wish suicide on everyone who disagrees with you, be my guest.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | September 1, 2024 12:38 PM |
R134 I’m one of the youngest posters on this site you fool
by Anonymous | reply 138 | September 1, 2024 12:42 PM |
I think I'm the only one not in love with this show. You can tell it was written by a frau. The characters are one dimensional and unrealistic. Teenagers who never drink even a sip of alcohol?! Or have sex?! Puhlease. This show feels like it was written for 11 year olds. The characters act like they're 11 even though they're supposed to be 16. It's ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | September 1, 2024 12:52 PM |
r137 fuck you for calling trolling ‘disagreeing’ . are you demented as well ? have you not read the disgusting comments about his appearance on this thread ? its old ugly orcs attacking him for having they can’t/ couldn’t have
r138 sorry i didn’t check your history before replying
by Anonymous | reply 140 | September 1, 2024 1:56 PM |
He's got no chance in Hollywood, but they do believe in giving the coarse a chance in the UK.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | September 1, 2024 2:07 PM |
r141 they say this about literally every single breakout star. touch grass
by Anonymous | reply 142 | September 1, 2024 2:16 PM |
I don't like being mean (honestly) but I've never understood the attraction. His acting is poor and he's unattractive. Heartstopper is mostly crap, too. I just don't get it.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | September 1, 2024 2:38 PM |
As Bond, he could jump off of a tall building and use his ears to provide lift, for a cushioned landing.
Sadly for him, the live action Dumbo film has already been made.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | September 1, 2024 2:40 PM |
R144 He could play the son of Mr. Tumnus in a new Narnia movie, Mr. Fugnus.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | September 1, 2024 3:05 PM |
R143 Exactly. Kit is both better looking and a better actor.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | September 1, 2024 4:45 PM |
R143 It's masturbation fic for all those lonely fraus - ugly duckling somehow gets the hot guy.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | September 1, 2024 7:51 PM |
R147 Except there isn't any hot guy.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | September 1, 2024 8:32 PM |
R148 Hotter than the fugly duckling, at least.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | September 1, 2024 8:42 PM |
hotter than the least ugliest orc here
by Anonymous | reply 150 | September 2, 2024 7:56 AM |
Lovely
by Anonymous | reply 153 | September 5, 2024 3:23 PM |
He would make a great Pussy Galore.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | September 5, 2024 3:42 PM |
R152 Nightmare rotation
by Anonymous | reply 155 | September 5, 2024 4:23 PM |
R152 he looks like a creature from american horror story and his ex is hotter. joe is the ugliest guy from heartshitter.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | September 6, 2024 9:12 AM |
‘his ex is hotter’
lol
lmfao
r156 really exposing themself
by Anonymous | reply 157 | September 6, 2024 11:20 AM |
R157 Exposing himself as someone who thinks the cuter guy is cuter?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | September 6, 2024 12:57 PM |
r159 his personal life is not yours to bother with
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