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“The Golden Girls” is getting a mystery novel series

“Murder by Cheesecake” is coming out early next year.

The first novel in the all-new Golden Girls Cozy Mystery Series!

When Dorothy’s obnoxious date is found dead in a hotel freezer, it not only ruins a gorgeous cheesecake but threatens the elaborate St. Olaf–themed wedding Rose is hosting.

Things are heating up, and not just because of Blanche’s hot flashes. Rose’s cousin is eloping to Miami, and Rose is playing host. If she can’t balance the groom’s family’s snobbery against the traditional St. Olaf wedding week guidelines, her hometown may never accept her cousin again!

Dorothy quickly realizes she needs a date with whom she can exchange wedding-related wisecracks. Turning to a newfangled VHS dating service, she believes she’s found the ideal conversationalist. Unfortunately, what looks good on TV can actually be a total jerk in real life. It seems she’ll just have to enjoy the company of Sophia, Blanche, and whomever Blanche has targeted for a hookup.

As the Girls all pitch in, Rose is thrilled that the tea-and-fish-themed kickoff event is perfect, not a herring out of place. That is until Dorothy’s date is found dead—face-planted in an otherwise scrumptious-looking cheesecake. With every guest a suspect (especially Dorothy) and a marriage on the line, the four besties must ID the real killer, get the should-be-happy couple down the aisle, and make sure nobody from St. Olaf gets lost in the wilds of Miami. It’s up to the Golden Girls to sleuth out a way for friendship and love to win the day!

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by Anonymousreply 11October 21, 2024 12:50 AM

I hope they sell. This is as exciting as the mystery book series where cats solve the crimes!

by Anonymousreply 1July 17, 2024 11:07 AM

May the licensing gods smile on us and give use the Golden Girls/Murder She Wrote crossover of our fanned-magazined-on-coffee-table, phone-dialing-with-pencil babygay dreams.

by Anonymousreply 2July 17, 2024 11:46 AM

Will there be one about Rose solving mysteries back in St. Olaf called "Murder, She Blathered"?

by Anonymousreply 3July 31, 2024 5:52 PM

R2, that would be great but I’m not sure Disney and Universal would be able to come to agreement. Murder, She Wrote is a huge cozy mystery science with almost 60 books. It’s been published for 35 years.

by Anonymousreply 4July 31, 2024 6:29 PM

[quote]“The Golden Girls” is getting a mystery novel series

I wonder whose bedroom they'll keep them in?

by Anonymousreply 5July 31, 2024 6:31 PM

Why is ma hair green?

by Anonymousreply 6July 31, 2024 7:07 PM

Why don't they update the characters to the 21st century?

by Anonymousreply 7October 20, 2024 11:38 PM

Some of the Murder, She Wrote Books are ridiculous. Jessica as an action woman scaling in her way down a collapsing lighthouse with an unconscious person over her shoulder or about to get drowned on a frozen pond where the killer is shooting the ice.

by Anonymousreply 8October 20, 2024 11:46 PM

R7 have you seen this thread on updated GG storylines?

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by Anonymousreply 9October 20, 2024 11:48 PM

Posey McGlynn did it.

by Anonymousreply 10October 21, 2024 12:47 AM

R10: Big deal. I took a whole place set.

by Anonymousreply 11October 21, 2024 12:50 AM
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