Adele's collapse is almost complete!

Hopefully her next album will be entitled "80".

She’ll never be irrelevant. She’s iconic no matter how long ago her last hit was. Like Elton and Madonna.

She fills ledger lines, so we'll see her for a while. She deserved a worse reckoning than she got for that self-indulgent album, with her crying all over it and all those whiny voiceovers.

She is being paid $2mm per night for Vegas.

I think she's going to be fine.

I thought she had so much promise circa “Chasing Pavements”.

Sigh.

[quote] Hopefully her next album will be entitled "80".

That's hilarious. I always thought it was twee and precious to be naming albums after your age (when you're young, of course).

It's sad she turned out to be a union buster.

With a little bit of financial planning, she never has to work another day in her life and she knows it.

Wish you the best!

Yeah. She needs careful planning to scrape by with her quarter of a billion dollars and ability to earn $2 million a night. I suggest cutting back on the fresh flowers and imported soap.

Collapse? Did she mix the Adderall with the Coke again?

R10 She can switch from Starbucks coffee to McDonald’s. That should help a little bit to keep her from going broke.

Her next album will be called Ozempic

It was over the minute she lost weight. She’s granny music.

I imagine that the problem is that her technique has always very poor and thus, her voice is suffering greatly under the pressure of a Vegas residency. Moreover, since she's so wealthy that she can afford to never sing again if she doesn't feel like doing so, she can be lazy and not bother with taking lessons to both improve and preserve her instrument.

Additionally, many people identified with her when she was a fat working class girl who came across as humble, spoke with a rough Estuary accent and sang plaintive songs about being dumped for better looking gals. However, now that she's a glamourized lady-of-the-manor wannabe who obviously adores herself and loves to navel gaze, the fat middle-aged fraus and fatter trolls that dream of being Bella Swan who used to idolize her, have turned their backs on her.

Can she act?

Please, no more celeb lifestyle brands.

R17 Maybe she can hook up with Goop / Gwyneth and creat something vile and repulsive to maintain her relevancy. Maybe like a fat ass candle or an eau de toilette of sweaty under boobs scent. Who knows, it could be a big hit.

No Lady Gaga-type career trajectory for her?

Her next residency will be on QVC.

Lame moms will love her no matter what