She's about to freefall into irrelevance.
Hopefully her next album will be entitled "80".
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 16, 2024 4:51 PM |
She’ll never be irrelevant. She’s iconic no matter how long ago her last hit was. Like Elton and Madonna.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 16, 2024 4:53 PM |
She fills ledger lines, so we'll see her for a while. She deserved a worse reckoning than she got for that self-indulgent album, with her crying all over it and all those whiny voiceovers.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 16, 2024 4:54 PM |
She is being paid $2mm per night for Vegas.
I think she's going to be fine.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 16, 2024 4:56 PM |
I thought she had so much promise circa “Chasing Pavements”.
Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 16, 2024 5:03 PM |
[quote] Hopefully her next album will be entitled "80".
That's hilarious. I always thought it was twee and precious to be naming albums after your age (when you're young, of course).
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 16, 2024 5:25 PM |
It's sad she turned out to be a union buster.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 16, 2024 5:26 PM |
With a little bit of financial planning, she never has to work another day in her life and she knows it.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 16, 2024 5:53 PM |
Wish you the best!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 16, 2024 5:56 PM |
Yeah. She needs careful planning to scrape by with her quarter of a billion dollars and ability to earn $2 million a night. I suggest cutting back on the fresh flowers and imported soap.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 16, 2024 5:57 PM |
Collapse? Did she mix the Adderall with the Coke again?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 16, 2024 5:59 PM |
R10 She can switch from Starbucks coffee to McDonald’s. That should help a little bit to keep her from going broke.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 16, 2024 6:01 PM |
Her next album will be called Ozempic
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 16, 2024 6:07 PM |
It was over the minute she lost weight. She’s granny music.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 16, 2024 6:09 PM |
I imagine that the problem is that her technique has always very poor and thus, her voice is suffering greatly under the pressure of a Vegas residency. Moreover, since she's so wealthy that she can afford to never sing again if she doesn't feel like doing so, she can be lazy and not bother with taking lessons to both improve and preserve her instrument.
Additionally, many people identified with her when she was a fat working class girl who came across as humble, spoke with a rough Estuary accent and sang plaintive songs about being dumped for better looking gals. However, now that she's a glamourized lady-of-the-manor wannabe who obviously adores herself and loves to navel gaze, the fat middle-aged fraus and fatter trolls that dream of being Bella Swan who used to idolize her, have turned their backs on her.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 16, 2024 6:20 PM |
Can she act?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 16, 2024 6:37 PM |
Please, no more celeb lifestyle brands.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 16, 2024 8:19 PM |
R17 Maybe she can hook up with Goop / Gwyneth and creat something vile and repulsive to maintain her relevancy. Maybe like a fat ass candle or an eau de toilette of sweaty under boobs scent. Who knows, it could be a big hit.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 16, 2024 9:46 PM |
No Lady Gaga-type career trajectory for her?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 16, 2024 9:49 PM |
Her next residency will be on QVC.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 16, 2024 9:56 PM |
Lame moms will love her no matter what
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 16, 2024 10:03 PM |