JD Vance is the running mate so we need nicknames

MAGA Melonhead

“Vivian”

“Sasquatch Liberace”

He's the son I never had.

Fetal Moonshine Syndrome?

Guy Shadow

Viv Vance

Build-a-Bear

Secret Fag

Hillbilly Smellegy

MAGAbilly.

The oldest-looking Millennial on Earth.

Amy Winesburg Ohio

Unvetted Disingenuous Rage-a-holic

Train Wreck

This will be fun.

Vivian

[quote] This will be fun.

Ya think?

Cartman Ghia.

How soon before Tim Scott and the love of his life announce the end of their engagement?

Boar

R14 I would love to see Vance turn on Trump, ala Brutus and Julius Caesar.

That would be delicious.

Like he used to do, R20

Guyliner!

[quote] [bold] J.D. Vance is a man who believes that the current government is so corrupt that radical, even authoritarian steps, are justified in response. He sees himself as the avatar of America’s virtuous people, whose political enemies are interlopers scarcely worthy of respect. He is a man of the law who believes the president is above it. [/bold]

It was a shrewd pick.

Ohio is now lost to Democrats.

He looks like he has bodies buried in his backyard.

Ohio was in play before?

[quote]I would love to see Vance turn on Trump, ala Brutus and Julius Caesar.

He won’t. If Trump wins, he can only serve one term. “Viv” has his eye on the prize. 2028 POTUS run. The VP has the ability to keep his mouth shut, be a good lap dog and in four years reach for the brass ring.

^^^ Turnout might make re-election a bit harder Sherrod Brown

Bitch Please

He got G a nomination so there's that.

[quote] He won’t. If Trump wins, he can only serve one term.

1) Trump doesn't follow rules

2) If he did, it would be like Drag Race with Heels DeSantis vs. Guyliner Vance

R24, Ohio doesn't even like him that much. He ran on the same ticket as Mike DeWine in 2022 and did MUCH worse

Peter Thiel's Ugliest Concubine

So glad the ads have already been prepared

Petty Swalwell is my favorite Swalwell

[quote]He got G a nomination so there's that.

I still can’t believe Ron Howard directed that picture. I thought RH was a lefty liberal.

Vance praised Alex Jones. Barf.

Fat Fuck/Fat Face 2024!

Has Tereasa Guidice doppelganger Casey DeSantis ever been seen after little Ronnie go-go boots withdrew from the campaign?

Poor Mrs. Go-G0 Boots, no First Lady or Second Lady gaudy fashion show for her. 🤣🤣🤣

MEGA MAGA

He's basically a fascist.

Has he changed his views on Muslims and immigrants?

I can't wait until he debates Kamala. He'll slice and dice that dumb bitch. I must say though I doubt there will be any more debates.

[quote]He's basically a fascist.

That supposes that he has a core principle, as vile as it may be.

But his only principle is to advance his career.

Anti-Christ Jr.

The Literate Hillbilly

🤮

Thinks women should stay in violent marriages

The good thing is, if he's the future of MAGA, MAGA has no future in 2028. He has the charisma of used toilet paper.

[quote] He's basically a fascist.

Now the US can join the ranks of Italy, Hungary, France, and the UK.

The right-wing "West."

The UK and France turned back the tide.

We must do the same

I never imagined that gross, wanna be hillbilly would ever be a VP candidate

R44 Its good to see one of our resident xenophobic racists come out from the shadows

That troll is never gonna give us up, R54. He should stick with busking.

The Dueling Banjoes Raccoon.

Mini Maga me

He's against abortion even in cases of incest and rape. Charming.

MAGA Curry Connaisseur

I bet he is good in bed

Yeah, he's a great bottom, if you're into middle age chubs.

He brings nothing and is off-putting to women. Great choice.

Sloe-eyed Vance

Nick Offerman’s First Day in Drag

Oh, I can’t wait for the SNL skits.

[quote]The UK and France turned back the tide.

Hardly.

The RN now has 143 seat in the French Parliment. It had 89 seats before the election.

How about "hillbelly effigy"??

Does his juvenile wife think that pose is cute? Is she a sophomore in high school?

Two Faced Hillbilly

Revolting porcine face.

BEAST

R60, have you asked Peter Thiel about that?

I thought that the whole point of being gay and uber-rich was to be able to fuck hot people way out of one's league, R72?

Though, Thiel's slam pieces tend to meet an unfortunate and sudden demise, so I hope you're right, R72.

He'll clobber Kamala in a debate.

No matter his political views, he comes off on camera as a good natured guy.

Kamala comes off as a shrew.

He sure held his own in an interview with Kristen Welker last week on Meet The Press.

R75 showing his bias. Kamala isn't the one who's still against gay marriage in 2024 and telling women to stay in violent marriages

[quote]No matter his political views, he comes off on camera as a good natured guy.

Well, no accounting for taste. I (even before the Trump romance) always saw him as bitter, argumentative, self-infatuated.

R76 Are you able to read? I said: "No matter his political views ..."

The fact is, Kamala does not present well.

Are you aware of the fact that her approval rating with the American public is in the toilet?

"A good natured guy"??? Does it physically hurt to write something that ridiculously stupid, R75? Let me give you some advice if you want to continue trolling (but better): make your stupidity more understated.

R70 No, the stupid one is you.

She's not liked with the public.

It's not about your opinion. Or my opinion. It is what ALL polling currently shows.

No matter what you or I think about him, I guarantee you his likability rating will tower over Kamala's.

^ Sorry, post R80 is meant for R79

[quote]According to The New York Times, they [JD and Usha Vance] worked together to organize a discussion group on the subject of “social decline in white America.”

I'm White! WHITE!!!!- Sarah Jane Johnson

If I were Kamala I would refuse to debate him on the grounds that I had REAL work to do and no time to be bothered with Trump's my-little-show pony.

The great thing about Kamala is that she's unburdened by what has been.

I love this.

All four minutes of it.

MAGA nazi mini me… social decline of White America?…more like White MALE America. Paranoid Sexist fuck…. Kamala will burn him to the ground.

You knew this was coming when he shaved off the facial hair he thought Trump hates. Now he looks worse. Ann Coulter mocked him on Twitter last week.

The irony is that "Hillbilly Elegy" is the name that should rightfully be given to the rise and fall of the United States.

MAGAbilly's newly-bared pie face looks like a waxed pussy; careful donald doesn't grab you by your mug, JD.

Oh no, he shaved??

No facial hair probably feels better on Trump's asshole, too.

He has not shaved off his beard.

He puts the eyeliner on to help offset the squinting he does whenever the camera lights are on him. He's got that moon-faced fat boy thing where his eyes just get squished between the folds of fat.

My Crush with Eyeliner

R78 I think the "Kamala does not present well" idea is dated. Do you actually listen to her these days? He speeches on school censoring books and curriculum, and women's right to choose, have been powerful. Her "shaking head and laughing" mannerism that used to annoy people is much less (it's really a south Asian bobblehead thing, that given she's second generation and half Black I always thought it was interesting that popped up from her cultural DNA).

If she were to replace Joe (and as each day goes by it seems that's less likely) I think she'd be a formidable candidate for President.

I also think she'll be much better now than she was against Pence. I predict she'd eat Vance up and spit him out.

"He sure held his own in an interview with Kristen Welker last week on Meet The Press"

Who wouldn't? She's like a hostess at an Indian restaurant.

R80, how do you think people will feel when they hear his comments on abortion or how women should stay in violent marriages?

And I'm sure men will love the fact that he wants to ban porn (seriously, he said this)

{quote]it's really a south Asian bobblehead thing, that given she's second generation and half Black I always thought it was interesting that popped up from her cultural DNA

You sound like a racist. I've known plenty of South Asians in my life. I have never noticed a "bobblehead thing" with them.

But I guess you see what you want to.

He looks like a dirty big toe. That's not a good nickname, but that's what he looks like.

R80 doesn't know when to quit. A hint: when you're perceived as little more than a mildly irritating dumb troll instead of a full blown idiot.

We can call him Ol' Dirty Toe, like Ol' Dirty Bastard

R87 Just like everything Trump touches it turns to shit. His only redeeming quality was that beard, he look hideous without one and it only emphasizes those hairy eyelids...

I didn’t realize he’s responsible for JD Vance. Eww

R100 yep....so likable:

NYTimes Siena poll:

(Kamala) "... may fare better among young voters (age 18 to 29) than Mr. Biden, but most of them say they have a negative view of her. And her ratings among Black and Hispanic voters are tepid for a Democrat"

"She even runs behind traditional Democratic benchmarks among young, Black and Hispanic voters."

538 Kamala approval: 38.5%

R96 Margaret Brennan and Stephanopoulos have both reduced him to fumbling like a middle school bully in the past. He's not all that.

R98 Fair enough... my comment repeats what several South Asian friends have said. I live in San Jose, which has the highest percentage of smart South Asians anywhere outside of India, eh? It's partially why Silicon Valley is so affluent.

Here’s a Vance to rally around!

The pumpkin-headed whore?

R107, the corpse of Vivian Vance would make a better VP than JD

Fatface von Clownstick

R110, like that one!

He follows racists Steve Sailer and Richard Hanania on twitter

So, he's a Hananiac??

Somewhere out there, Ron DeSantis is crying into a drive-thru, "I just came off Ozempic! Get me five Double Quarter Pounders STAT!" before collapsing into tears while trying to bravely crazy smile.

Lardass

Just plain “fatboy” ought to do.

Why are Republicans such disgusting freaks? It's almost like a prerequisite.

R80 is a Klan Granny.

R118 is low IQ.

Tammy Faye?

Scammy Faye?

Is Mrs. MAGAbilly's ancestral home a shit hole country?

R104 Sorry - Sunny Hostin has statistics which prove otherwise on Kamala.

Piggly Wiggly

R110, you win.

[quote] He sure held his own in an interview with Kristen Welker last week on Meet The Press.

An interview with Welker is the journalistic equivalent of a WWE wrestling match: it;s fixed but designed to look like a real interview, especially for Republicans

JD Vivian Vance

or

JD Deborah Vance

J D Cancer

He should be named J.D. Frawley.

Patty and Selma

I Will Be The One To Push The Button. He has that evil glint in his eyes.

You mean that Welker whom Trump bought a steak?

He has Simon Cowell bad botox eyes.

Is "J.D." for juris doctorate or juvenile delinquent?

Juvenile Dick

Just Dire : (

Tiny Vancer

Just For Men Medium Brown

Vance was chosen because he will do and say whatever he is paid to do and say.

R139, they also wanted to bring in a younger VP to contrast against Biden. But this will blow up in their face. He's a terrible choice.

Tiny Vancer is good!

R140 Younger than Biden?

They could’ve picked anyone short of Methuselah and Goldie Hawn and passed that test.

“Smoky-eye’d fat-facer” is younger than Dump's sons and Ivanka.

Even Pence was a better pick! At least he motivated the Evangelical vote?

This turd? The Republicans actually think by choosing a young VP pick, this will motivate under-40s to vote their way. And they're terribly, terribly wrong.

When Kristi Noem is a fail….

Well, at least the commercials are already made...for Team Biden.

It's going to be so much fun playing Vance's anti-Trump statements on an endless loop!!!

R144, Republicans personify "Uncool."

R148, yes. It's the Republicans with the glaring youth problem. Choosing some ugly, fat, unqualified 39-year-old won't change that.

He's a fucking sociopath!

And you know girls?

We have to FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

Maybelline

Looks likes tattooed eyeliner.

T and V make such a disturbing pair that it may be a dealbreaker for those on the fence. The visual alone is off putting.

Jimmy Fallon nailed it last night - pointed out that JD Vance looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.

More like a garbage pail kid.

He has a child named Vivek.

Viv Vance!

Private Vancer

…dancing for money….

How about " Vice-president"?

The eyes of a psychopath.

He's big everywhere!

I don't know. Team Trump may have miscalculated here. They're not going to gain Independents with JD, and they might lose votes over Mrs. JD.

This isn’t just about the election. This is about ensuring MAGA survives Trump himself.

VD Prance

Shady Vance

Girleen

I can see him coming out as Trans one day.

Chubby Lumpkins

Tandoori Vance

Do you think he smells of curry?

Assuming T doesn't figure out/accomplish how to "run" for a third term, 2028 election:

Vance v Shapiro

The contrast is stark.

Whitmer would alo eat his lunch.

He has creepy dollface look. Are we sure that he and Haley Stevens aren’t twins who were separated at birth?

I'll give this to Trump: he's being consistent in his tradition of picking deeply closeted gays for the Veep position.

Never mind sons-in-law.

Asshole has a ring to it.

I like Shady Vance . Perfect.

He looks like a trans pre-Ozempic Melissa McCarthy.

R177, it's funny 'cause it's true

He looks like he touches kids. And then buries them under his garage.

There's just something "off" about him, just from looking at him.

R179 Yes. He definitely possesses that boyish cherub look of the typical pedophile.

Thunderbirds Are Go

Elon Musk and Fucker Carlson pushed Trump to pick Vance

Check his crawlspace.

"Hey little boy, would you like some candy? I have some in my van."

Trumps anus licker?

Vivian D Vance

R173-maybe I missed something.You including Pence in Shitlers VP picks? I had no idea???

R187, Mother, is that you?

I can't believe he went with JD Vance. Was George Santos not available ?

Rupert Murdoch was begging Trump not to pick Vance. Was this about the "America's Hitler" stuff or is there even worse dirt about Vance that hasn't made it to the mainstream media yet?

This guy loves make up. He also looks like he’s wearing Tangee lipstick.

What to do about that hairy-ass face?

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Murdoch opposed Vance because Vance does not belong to him, not for any concern about unreported dirt on Vance.

Vance belongs to the PayPal mafia—Thiel and Musk.

Let's face it, Trump put the VP up for sale to the highest bidder. Musk and Thiel won the bid, Rupert could not afford to compete.

Also, Murdoch is not a true believer. He was happy to use Trump for his ends, but he wants to color within the lines. Vance will tear it all down for his masters.

Drag Queen without a costume but with all the makeup

“Wears more makeup than Jerry Hall”

Hillbilly Hitler

HITLER/VANCE’24

Maybe it's Maybelline!

Kamala has resting drunk face.

Secret stoner?

Nobody is going to give a shit if Vance smoked weed in college.

Crabby Bill Frawley would care.

Thielbilly

r206 wins.

MSNBC needs to can Katy Tur. She’s just horrible