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The Paris Olympics open on Vivian Vance's 115th birthday

Coincidence?

I think not!

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by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2024 7:26 PM

Judo.

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by Anonymousreply 1July 14, 2024 10:42 AM

Yes! Time to break out the hostess pants and par-TAY 🥳

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by Anonymousreply 2July 14, 2024 11:23 AM

Happy Birthday, and I hope you live another 115 years!

by Anonymousreply 3July 14, 2024 11:24 AM

112th BIRTHDAY, IF YOU PLEASE!

by Anonymousreply 4July 14, 2024 11:27 AM
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by Anonymousreply 5July 14, 2024 11:29 AM

Why is DL obsessed with Vivian Vance?

by Anonymousreply 6July 14, 2024 11:39 AM

If you have to ask, r6, you'll never know.

by Anonymousreply 7July 14, 2024 12:00 PM

As a tribute, they'll be using this music in the opening ceremony.

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by Anonymousreply 8July 14, 2024 2:41 PM

The torch bearer must wear hostess pants.

by Anonymousreply 9July 17, 2024 3:13 PM

Viva la Viv!

by Anonymousreply 10July 18, 2024 4:45 PM

Like Jerry Lewis and Mickey Rourke, the French adore Vivian Vance and as such paid tribute to the late comedienne by having the Opening Ceremonies occur on her date of birth. Expect multiple tributes to Lucy's second banana during the Paris Opening, including, a choral medley which will include, Lily of the Valley and Shortnin' Bread and a segment of the stadium will simultaneously lift up cardboard squares above their heads which collectively depict OP's photo of Viv from an aerial view.

by Anonymousreply 11July 18, 2024 8:21 PM

Is this shit ever gonna start? Feels like we've been waiting for ages, I'm actually getting annoyed now and probably won't even watch.

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2024 10:49 AM

R6 She had a lovely bustline and a winning smile.

by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2024 11:00 AM
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by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2024 11:02 AM

The rumor is that the opening ceremonies will feature 10,000 Vivians dressed as Delacroix's Liberty Leading the People. The French are so French.

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by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2024 4:31 PM

Did Viv ever play Joan of Arc?

by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2024 7:26 PM
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