telegram for joe fans

Nobody cares, you weirdo.

Beat it, Heartstopper freaks!

Does anyone remember Clamps from Futurama? Separated at birth?

Say what you will (and you will), people who work with him adore him.

Yup, we look so much better when the ugly one is around !

It already looks like his character in the Agatha spin-off is going to be annoying if the trailer is anything to go by.

I remember his stans trying to credit him for "saving" the recent SWEENEY TODD revival after leads Josh Groban and Annaleigh Ashford departed in mid-January.

The box-office was pretty dire with the understudies (below $1 million) and did not improve when Joe Locke joined the production as 'Toby.'

Not until Aaron Tveit and Sutton Foster took over the leads in early February that the show began grossing consistently around $1.4 million for the 3 months the two were contracted. Their final week grossed $1.7 million.

He has a face made for playing CGI characters or voicing cartoons, but he has a really nice voice. I'd rather take an ugly mug accompanied by talent, than surgery-enhanced average looks and no talent whatsoever, as is the case with most so-called celebrities nowadays.

He looks like a stunned wombat.

butthurt ugly gooners jealous of Joe here

He's into tranz. He probably wears dresses too.

R6 That show is going to be yet another painful campfest from Disney Marvel.

Pedo thread

R6 Yes, they'll have him cranked up for maximum jazz hands.

He's a butt ugly 20 year old man, r13. Anyone obsessed with pedophilia is immediately suspicious in my book.

He’s so fucking ugly it’s unholy.

The Brits are less hung up on having their actors be pretty than Americans.

Glad to hear he’s nice but god, he’s odd-looking.

More like clockstopper.

Is he related to Aron Eisenberg?

R4 yikes! He could play young Sloth in The Goonie’s prequel. No prosthetics needed.

keep burning in jealousy losers

Anyone can be a star.

I think I saw him in a previous role.

Aspie

cope and seethe that you will never be as gorgeous as him

Aspie

He hangs out with Men in Dresses. Maybe he wears them too?

Without Photoshop he looks like a toad. He needs Rogaine. Are curls hiding the receding hairline? He will be obscure in 4 years.

I don't know what it is about this young man that brings vitriol, it's undeserved. Anonymity seems to breed cruelty.

R30 Vitriol in the Data Lounge? Unthinkable!

r30 it is because he is a smokin’ hot openly gay man who has accomplished so much at such a young age. broke withering corpse gays here burn in jealousy of him

He looks like a second from a twink factory - no doubt selling cheap.

Who?

Looks retarded and UGLY as fuck

He hangs out with Men in Dresses. And he looks exactly like someone who is going to be living as a woman 5 years from now. Wait for it.. His face is strange when he isn't photoshopped. EXHIBIT A...

Remember when DataLounge was into HOT guys?

transphobia is the common denominator among joe haters

R38 Fugphobia, maybe.

As stated above. The only time he looks marginally attractive is when photoshop is used.. Without it? Well, this is what you get. His face looks lopsided. And look at his curls pulled over his forehead to hide the hairline. I've seen cuter guys at the McDonalds drive thru.

To him, everything must sound so loud.

keep burning as he moves up in Hollywood

[quote]he looks exactly like someone who is going to be living as a woman 5 years from now.

Good, then he'll finally learn what to do with those godawful eyebrows.

You don't have to be pretty to have a successful Hollywood career (though it certainly helps these days).

He's adorable...quirky looks...but adorable!

And very talented!

r45 he has a soft seductive voice

Girly Femboy. Generic. I cannot believe anyone would find him attractive unless it's the fact he could pass as a 15 year old. I like MEN.

He looks so innocent, I would totally let him date my 15 y.o Brayden. They can even go play in her bedroom !

But for his first time with a woman, it must be with me !

Odd looking but young and skinny and seems to be upbeat, I'm sure he'd be a fine friend and love for another 20 something.

If he had a donkey dick to go with the face, it would cause much confusion (and hypocrisy).

if he has a donkey dick I would say he's gorgeous. skinny + clown face + donkey dick is my kryptonite.

he is very hung actually

Yet there is no VPL or ballsack in that photo.

r53 you are stupid and blind

R52 Not seeing proof of anything, apart from bad fashion taste.

I'm not blind. THERE is NO COCK and NO BALLS in that photo.

I hang out with men who wear dresses. And I wear them too! My transition is inevitable. I can't wait to demand Gay Men call me a woman!!

Without Photoshop.

All I see.

I like guys who aren't missing top teeth. But that's just me. He should wear glasses to help distract from his bug eyed "issue".

R42 Bug eyed, caterpillar eyebrows, huge head, receding hairline, looks retarded… Keep your incest fantasy for yourself!

He needs less dresses and more dentists. Joe spent his weekend with TWO men in dresses who want to be called women. He is one of themz he just hasn't made the announcement yet.

I'm sure his clown face looks fine in the the throws of a prostate/anal handsfree orgasm.

R62 He (and his people) likely realized early on that his looks weren't salvageable.

Joe is missing teeth and has a lopsided face. And the other one is getting FATTER and FATTER.

R65 Uh oh, being pretty was the only card the guy had.

R66 At least he can lose the weight. Nothing can help Joe unless he gets surgery.

R67 Truth. Regular gym time will keep him a ginger beast ready for a big-dicked (and wallet-ed) daddy.

[quote]Nothing can help Joe unless he gets surgery.

Or a shopping bag for his head

freak losers. joe is gorgeous and nothing you can do about it

R70 = delusional and sad

[bold]Why Do I Have to Look at This Person's Face [/bold]

A visage, framed, a captive sight,

A face imposed, devoid of light.

Why must I bear this visual plight,

This forced encounter, day and night?

A canvas blank, or filled with scorn,

A mask of joy, forever worn.

I yearn to flee this forced sojourn,

To distant lands, where I am born.

R72 Just put the bag over his head, you're fine.

[bold]You're Not Welcome Just Because You're Here [/bold]

Your presence, a weight, a silent plea,

To claim a space that doesn't belong to thee.

This ground is shared, a sacred space,

Intruding spirit, unwelcome face.

No open arms, no welcome mat,

Your stay is brief, at that.

So mark this place, a foreign shore,

Depart now, and return no more.

r74 no one is forcing you to read and post in this thread. look in the mirror and kys because you’re too ugly to exist

[bold]Digital Despair[/bold]

A futile fight against the endless scroll,

To block the idiotic Heartstopper noise, to silence the despair.

A button pressed, a promise to control,

Yet still the feed, a never-ending glare.

This digital plague, a constant, weary strife,

A feature flawed, a promise left unkept.

I yearn for peace, a simpler, quieter life,

Where feeds are clean and minds are deeply slept.

But here I sit, a captive to the screen,

A weary warrior in a losing fight.

When will this endless battle truly end?

And bring to me some solace, peace, and light?

r76 rent free lol

how many wedgies did you get after the cool kids discovered you’re a freak ?

No, no, no! No likey, no likey! Bad screen, bad screen! No go away! No go away! Want sleep, want sleep! No think, no think! Want play, want play!

What did you expect at this hour, poetry?

i expect you older ugly loveless gooners to die soon

Joe ate a rainbow for breakfast and rode a unicorn to work. His car was a talking fish that loved to sing opera.

ya keep telling on yourself

My cat judged me for fangirling over Joe Locke so loudly I woke up the neighbors, and now I'm pretty sure the mailman knows my deepest, darkest fan fiction plots.

he looks sooo hot in the leaks

Joe Locke, while searching for his lost pet snail, discovered a secret society of underground dwellers who worshiped Joe Locke as a god of fashion and had appointed Joe Locke as his royal advisors.

R84 Are you visually impaired?

Joe Locke comes across as self-absorbed and lacking in genuine depth. While he possesses a certain charm, his focus often seems centered on maintaining a carefully curated public image rather than fostering meaningful connections. His actions frequently appear calculated and insincere, leaving a sense of superficiality in his interactions.

R87 He’s fame obsessed. He’s hanging out with Dylan who is the most self-obsessed freak there is. He only cares about climbing up that latter. The heavens saved his ego with that face. He would be even more insufferable if he was attractive.

They could have similar interests, hobbies, or passions that brought them together.

[bold]Nitrous Oxide Balloons for Joe Locke [/bold]

Joe, with balloon in hand, a floating sphere,

Of laughter’s gas, a moment’s mirth to cheer.

A silver bubble, filled with giddy flight,

A cosmic journey, through a starry night.

Inhaled with purpose, a playful, sweet escape,

A moment’s pause, in life’s relentless pace.

Giggles and grins, a carefree, happy sound,

As worries fade, and joy is found.

But caution’s needed, with this fleeting high,

For balance lost, can make one soar or fly.

A grounded spirit, is where true joy resides,

In laughter shared, with loved ones by your side.

looks insanely good in D23 fan event

R91 Said no one sane

hot guy with an angelic voice

R93 Looks like he has down syndrome

R84 What leaks?

R66 He's a great actor, better than that show deserves. Losing the pretty-boy thing will likely lead to him being taken more seriously. He seems to be doing okay, though, and I don't think he actually looks fat.

r94 as opposed to you actually having Down’s Syndrome with this retarded take

R96 You won’t convince anyone on DL that Joe Locke is attractive. We have standards.

R97 Alas, you would be wrong. The endless parade of Heartstopper threads shows that, though I would argue it is the fantasy of a hot guy wanting the fugly guy that is the draw.

He’s very attractive

You'd think he's a bridge troll with how some of you talk about him.

He's only hot for those dumb HS fraus and Gen Z girls.

But we have eyes.

Pretty boys are common as dirt in the media, no need to settle for the fugly.

R102 And far more interesting than him

ahh u old orcs are maddd

gorgeous twink

R105 Slight correction:

This is not a gorgeous twink

There, fixed.

r106 slight correction:

kill yourself. do it now

R107 Is quite the boring jackass.

r108 was castrated so now he hates anyone who can get laid

R109 *Yawn*

gorgeous Manx twink potentially the next RDJ of MCU while old corpses continue to wither on DL

R111 Some armor to cover his face might help, otherwise nope.

r112 typed as life left his humourless body

envying everything beautiful as his withered corpse decayed

R113 Is sadly delusional, though perhaps so fugly that even Joe looks pretty in comparison.

He isn't. Maybe he's the nicest guy in the world, maybe he's a talented actor, but he's a fugly guy and that's just objective reality.

r114 un-fucking-believable

he is a nice guy according to literally everyone who has met him. he is talented actor according to his resume. and he is a hot gorgeous twink in his prime according to the millions and millions on ig & twt who follow/thirst over him

it’s not objective that you find him unattractive. it’s projection because of your own failures in life compared to his success and your looks irl which influence your opinion of him

R115 Yes, I get that your delusions are precious to you, but delusions they are.

r116 that’s your delusion but you’re nobody and hence don’t matter

but do keep coming back here and continue burning in jealousy at his achievements please

R117 Poor little mouse, keep clicking that button. I know that it's sad that nobody cares what you think - most especially fugly actors named Joe.

r118 wrong

he knows i exist

R119 Sure, Jan.

ugly broke eldergay despises young hot twink

what else is new ?

R121 We're talking about Joe, not some young hot twink.

r121 are you blind ?

Patti Lupone loves Joe

ate this

R125 Even the photoshop couldn’t save him. That’s rough.

r126 he’s gorgeous

Delusional people are just beyond help, sometimes.

R124 that only means anything to ancient faggots

r129 no. ancient faggots are the degenerate haters like you

The twink is ugly!

whar r131 said when he looked in the mirror

R132 and saw that ugly twink Joe standing behind me? Sure.

r133 we know you wish he was

unfortunately you are too ugly and full of coal

R134 With a face like that, he's probably learned how to take a cock.