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Do you consider Vanessa Paradis to be one of the most beautiful women in the world?

Just wondering because people on the Daily Mail are always calling her stunning, one of the most gorgeous celebs to ever exist, exquisite, divine, the perfect women with the perfect face. It's weird. She's extremely skinny and her bikini pics looked worse than the Olsen twins, but all the Daily Mail viewers were saying she's got the perfect body, even though they'd be ripping apart any other female celeb who looks like that.

Regardless of age, do you consider Vanessa Paradis to be one of the entertainment industry's most attractive women? Why or why not?

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by Anonymousreply 42July 11, 2024 12:48 PM


by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2024 11:58 PM

She's pretty, but has a huge forehead.

by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2024 11:59 PM

Looks like a gussied up receptionist.

by Anonymousreply 3July 10, 2024 12:04 AM

Doesn't she have a huge tooth gap? And stinky Johnny Depp inside her for years.

Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 4July 10, 2024 12:06 AM


by Anonymousreply 5July 10, 2024 12:06 AM

Looks like you ran Drew Barrymore through 1,001 AI filters.

by Anonymousreply 6July 10, 2024 12:07 AM

This is a not-so-stealth attempt by OP, aka, the Vanessa Paradis Troll, to start a conversation about this nonentity.

He couches it with some shallow criticism, but, make no mistake, he’s trying to get people talking about this elderly nobody. All his previous attempts failed.

You’re very sick OP. Find better role models and a modicum of self esteem.

by Anonymousreply 7July 10, 2024 12:10 AM

rumor is she's into bukaki

by Anonymousreply 8July 10, 2024 12:13 AM

She looks like a heroin addict.

by Anonymousreply 9July 10, 2024 12:22 AM

She looks like the gal that does my toilets.

by Anonymousreply 10July 10, 2024 12:23 AM


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by Anonymousreply 11July 10, 2024 12:25 AM

No...fish face...I hate those faces

by Anonymousreply 12July 10, 2024 12:31 AM

The gap between her teeth should swiftly debunk any such idea.

by Anonymousreply 13July 10, 2024 12:46 AM

you're hard of seeing, correct?

by Anonymousreply 14July 10, 2024 12:47 AM

she looks like she smells of cat urine.

by Anonymousreply 15July 10, 2024 12:48 AM

early onset of old lady neck.

by Anonymousreply 16July 10, 2024 12:48 AM

r12 what's a fish face?

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by Anonymousreply 18July 10, 2024 12:51 AM

Our current Lauren Hutton.

by Anonymousreply 19July 10, 2024 12:52 AM

I bet she let Depp take a dump in her mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 22July 10, 2024 12:53 AM


Pia Zadora is the most beautiful woman, of all the tiny beautiful women, staring in the greatest film of all time: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

by Anonymousreply 23July 10, 2024 12:58 AM

Catherine Deneuve - yes. This Joe LeTaxi has-been with the awful picket fence teeth? Non!

Joe LeTaxi makes me ears bleed.

by Anonymousreply 24July 10, 2024 1:00 AM

Hell no she’s ugly as shit. Europeans have completely different beauty standards. Every once in a while a stunning Euro surfaces - C deNeuve and The other Fr. new wave hotness Alain Deloin(?) but mostly they’re pretty lumpy. Italians are pretty consistently hot. I don’t even find Lily Rose pretty. They’re too odd looking.

by Anonymousreply 25July 10, 2024 2:21 AM

Noooooooo…, lol.

by Anonymousreply 26July 10, 2024 3:22 AM

Very odd proportions. Long top, short bottom.

by Anonymousreply 27July 10, 2024 3:37 AM

Someone stepped on her nose.

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by Anonymousreply 29July 10, 2024 5:27 AM


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by Anonymousreply 31July 10, 2024 5:28 AM

I bet she smells bad too.

by Anonymousreply 32July 10, 2024 3:52 PM

Looks like the product of generations of incest in some Mississippi backwater village.

by Anonymousreply 33July 10, 2024 7:16 PM


Looks like a cheap slut.

by Anonymousreply 34July 10, 2024 7:21 PM

That tooth gap is doing her NO favors whatsoever. She's no Lauren Hutton.

by Anonymousreply 35July 10, 2024 9:58 PM

It looks like her lower teeth are on top.

by Anonymousreply 36July 10, 2024 9:59 PM

She received around $150 million from Johnny Depp (during the split-up) and they were never even married.

He was wanting to be FREE FREE FREE to marry young Amber Heard.

by Anonymousreply 37July 11, 2024 5:07 AM

She took her kids to Disneyland years ago when she was with Johnny Depp and she seemed to be devoid of vanity, which was kind of interesting.

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by Anonymousreply 38July 11, 2024 5:29 AM

One more...

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by Anonymousreply 39July 11, 2024 5:30 AM

She seems to have the face she deserves

by Anonymousreply 40July 11, 2024 5:33 AM

Oh boy, R39 -- she looks just like some of the (female) meth heads who live here in Deplorable Haven.

by Anonymousreply 41July 11, 2024 11:59 AM

The jeans she’s wearing in r38 and r39 look like they could stand up on their own. You just know that they are crusty and hard. The one thing that she has in common with Depp.

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