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Obama is beautiful!

How does he maintain his appearance?

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2024 11:10 PM

link u dumm ho

by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2024 10:43 PM

He steals things from Michelle's bathroom.

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by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2024 10:45 PM

I think Obama benefits from a healthy lifestyle, although who knows if he is still sneaking cigarettes.. But otherwise he exercises and eats right and seems very Zen. I think that matters. Our bodiesare like cars. Over time cars wear out, but they last longer if we t ake care of them. Get a check up, make sure you use good gasoline, get the oill changed and the brakes checked out.Etc.

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2024 10:46 PM

Probably tips from Condi!

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2024 10:48 PM

She could eat carn through a picket-fence!

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2024 10:50 PM

The weird Obama troll.

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2024 11:01 PM

CHORUS: How does she do it? Not a hair out of place!

OBAMA: The difference is Mink!

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by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2024 11:10 PM
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