Elton John pisses in a bottle in a shop!

You only work in a shop, you know. You can drop the attitude.

Vile pig!

I'm sure they had an employee restroom.

And he's a high-end customer.

All they had to do was let him use it.

But no, the French always have to make things difficult.

He probably didn't even need to pee that bad, it was just a twisted power play the rich and the famous engage in to feel alive.

It's France. Couldn't he just pee in the street?

If I had a dime for *every* time...

R3 I was thinking the same. Store employees often get officious about such things, even with high end clientele.

[quote] It's France. Couldn't he just pee in the street?

Exactly.

There's dog shit everywhere, so what's a little pee on the carpet?

Is it true the French used to use urine to make parfum?

Unacceptable!

R3 = Oprah.

Let's see.....

Allow multi millionaire celebrity to use the employee restroom?

OR, watch the globally famous celebrity pee on the floor, because he's old and he can't hold it?

It's not a difficult choice.

Only for the French.

Forget francs, take the pee! I know eBay is snooty about soiled attire and body fluids, but I imagine some auction house would barter for the privilege of selling Elton’s urine. Wouldn’t it be divine if it had healing properties of some kind. What a wasted opportunity for a pair of new shoes.

Now Elton can write a new song "Goodbye Yellow Piss Bottle"

I fail to see the problem. When nature calls, just answer. Too bad some of the piss missed the bottle, but the guy should’ve let Elton use the restroom. He’s rich, he has assistants, he had to pee.

Free publicity tho for the shop owner. It's kind of smart.

[quote] Too bad some of the piss missed the bottle

It's possible he's used to sitting on the toilet do do this now.

25th Amendment time?

There's never a Czech whore around when you need one

And then the "yoo hoo" lady appeared.

Yoo hoo, Elton!

First you’re honored as a gay pioneer

Then you’re in France and can’t hold your beer!

He made it through last year, and he’s here!

[Quote] Is it true the French used to use urine to make parfum?

Yes R9, that’s why it’s called eau de toilette.

Toilet water?

Someone that old should be wearing a Depend.

At least he didn’t shit on the ceiling.

R16 Not allowing him to use the bathroom is bad publicity for that shop.

♫ Don't you know, I'm still pissing, dribbling like I never did

Looking like a geriatric, peeing like a little kid.

I'm still pissing, yeah yeah yeah.

Has Kiki Dee commented yet?

Is he selling his piss on Ebay?

I would never piss in a store! Now an airplane aisle, that's a different story.

When you gotta go, ya gotta go.

[quote] Someone that old should be wearing a Depend.

Exactly! This would never happen to our King Diaper Don!

Then why have a rack of empty Gatorade bottles with a sign in English "For Our English Patrons"?

[quote] Ryan says he did a quick search online, and that's when he realized this was a huge deal.

Sure, Jean.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Like a dangle in the wind Never knowing where to turn to When the rain comes in

God I hope he dies soon.

Tiny dancer, indeed!

He’s old n fat

"There's never a Czech whore around when you need one."

You rang? Not Czech, but Slovenian. Close enough?

My friend went to the Louvre a few years ago. She was waiting in line to get in when she saw a woman step out of the line, walk to an area a few feet away, where she promptly squatted and peed right there.

Bravo 👌👌👌👌

Brava ?

Not fat.

R7 That´s because the place is usually a total mess , and has half smoked blunts, semi hidden bottels of wodka and the most rotten garbage can overflowing with used hygenia products to offer. The skid marks in the toilet are of historic interest and you will be circled by bugs you thougth were extinct a million years ago.

I wonder if he's going to do a remake of "Time in a bottle" now?

I didn’t know he had kids.

The Bitch is back!

Look, Elton's an old man, like me. And when us old timers need to go we need to go. He did the best thing he could have done. Otherwise he would have more than likely ended up pissing all over himself and the floor. Old men can only hold it for so long until there's no more holding. He probably has an enlarged prostate, as most men his age do. The prissy shop keeper should take pride that Elton John christened his store with his golden elixir.

[quote] Look, Elton's an old man, like me. And when us old timers need to go we need to go.

Sing it, sister!

How vivid—and lemony yellow?!!!

So Goodbye, Yellow Piss Road!

I kinda thought she was a golden showers kinda girl...

Goodbye yellow brick road

Well....at least the color matches his toupe.

I wonder if Meghan and Harry are still friends with him after this appalling behavior?

He's obviously dehydrated...even I can see that.

[Quote] He probably didn't even need to pee that bad, it was just a twisted power play the rich and the famous engage in to feel alive.

R4 well looking at that bottle I'd disagree

His Ukrainian kids are handsome.

Lacroix Limoncello!

Well at least he didn't shit the bed, unlike SOME people who shall remain nameless (but his initials are Derek Blasberg).

There's a big sign in the store window now that reads:

ELTON JOHN A PISSÉ ICI !!

And people are coming in to stand in the spot where he did it and take photos.

[quote]I'm sure they had an employee restroom.

[quote]And he's a high-end customer.

[quote]All they had to do was let him use it.

[quote]But no, the French always have to make things difficult.

No, very often they don't have toilets. If it's a store of some size with numerous staff, normally yes, but smallers stores often not. Grocery stores, for instance, very often do not have bathrooms, neither for for staff nor public. For some reason people go to grocery stores and ask to use the toilet and are incedulous when told there isn't one. There isn't one. Space is tight, even in larger shops and many do not have toilets, only a utilty sink in the case of grocery stores. If staff need need to use a toilet they run out to a nearby bar, the staff recognize employees from the shop next door and there's no need to say anything or make a purchase. But for random people off the street, the best thing is to pop into a bar or cafe and ask for the toilet and then make some small order, a cup of coffee, a glass of water even, which will be free, but it's a case where you should leave a small tip as a courtesy. It's an almost universal rule in Europe, find a toilet at a bar or cafe but expect to make a purchase as a courtesy; the other option is a department store.

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Of course some shops do have toilets for staff but it's not a thing easily guessed so best to step into a bar or cafe.

[Quote] But no, the French always have to make things difficult.

A person can literally pull out his dick and empty his bladder into a water bottle in the middle of a shop, dribbling a considerable amount onto the floor, but if it’s a French shop, the British will blame the shop.

I have conflicted feelings about this.