I'm Horny Today

Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!

I think you know what to do.

Cut off your hand you stupid cunt

Sometimes I go three times in a row, but often two.

Take a cold shower

Jerk it until you die, OP.

I wonder how many men die annually around the globe from going at themselves versus women. An interesting discrepancy to be sure.

Cut your balls off and the feeling will pass.

I always either thinking about F0OD or SEX in that order.

R7- I have a better idea. Why don't you LICK 👅👅 my BALLS to satisfy my horniness.

Now we've a scat thread 💩

Go in North.

Make baba ghanoush.

I’ll get holy water

You need a big dildo OP, or to play with a cucumber 🥒.

What do you think?

Go suck off a day laborer a the Home Depot bathroom (men's off course).

Definitely keep posting on Datalounge

I might try and get laid at the bathhouse on Saturday night.

Which me luck my datalounge friends.

^^^^^

Don't forget the condoms.

R18- I never fuck without condoms even when said bottom says they're on Prep.

You need to call me. And I don’t mean maybe.

Good OP, prep doesn't prevent urethral and prostate infections, it doesn't prevent all other venereal diseases either.