Let’s be Aging Starlets Desperate for Attention

Courteney Cox is not a starlet.

I'm Teri Hatcher and I have a YouTube channel

Do they dedicate much of their daily lives to these routines?

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

Fame and adulation...one hell of a drug.

At they thought I was nuts.

Matt Bomer in five years.

I can’t wait until R4 is no longer with us.

My uncle was a fitness freak and an intellectual with a Ph.D in Math. He died 2 weeks ago from Alzheimer's. He had stopped eating completely and weighed only 85 pounds at the time of his death. He had the vocabulary of a 3 year old when my mother went to see him 1 month ago. Keep working out Courtney but everything falls apart at the end... and then you die.

I'm Elizabeth Hurley's daily bikini poses photographed by her son Damien.

I'm Christie Brinkly proclaiming vegan diet and exercise is the secret to my youthful look as I pose on a yacht with my arms raised above my head to slim my middle.

I'm anorexic Susan Lucci starving myself for decades yet still had a 90% artery blockage and had to have a stent put in.

Oh my Lord, I'm shocked at the behaviour of these women! How could they embarrass themselves to such an extent for the sake of attention? This was unheard of in my time!

Yep, Hollywood had NEVER BEFORE had moderately talented starlets relying of their ever diminishing sex appeal in order to sate their need for adulation. It's something entirely new. Sure it is...

So she kept her word about laying off the fillers and went for the full face lift. Looks pretty good. Did she get her fake tits removed or redone?

R9 - How old was your uncle? Alzheimer's runs on my dad’s side of the family. My mom’s side tends to get cancer after 70. Nobody has had a heart attack, despite high cholesterol.

Dance with her now, Bruce!

R8 just block the murdock dollars troll. He is OCD and adds nothing to any conversation.

She should change her name to Anna.

Anna Rexic.

I’m Joan Rivers and my desperation killed me. Be happy I can’t vote!

Not everyone has the time-defying grace and sensuality of Sharon Stone, a breathtaking beauty which is commensurate with her extraordinary acting prowess.

R15 He was 75 but started having symptoms 5 years ago. It was horrible. I understand why Robin Williams did what he did.

I'm Kate Beckinsale. Please ignore my original faces

I like Courteney Cox. She has a great sense of humor and can laugh at herself.

I'm the home goods and fragrance lines available on QVC and elsewhere!

Jessica Simpson has turned herself into a cadaver in an attempt to appear young and relevant.

Her gay father isn't a starlet but thinks he is with similar results.

r4 "Murdoch NY Post links" Troll posts give repetitive annoyance to people on here who ARE gay.

My God, MY EYES!!

wtf? Did we need to see her sinewy legs/knees/body??

Did she actually crawl out of a freezer at the end of the video? The fuck?

I was ready to hate on her but she looks good to me - for 60? Yeah she’s doing alright and she laughs at herself. A zaftig Courtney was never gonna happen.

R4 Could you please leave? You're right in my line.

The only reality show i would watch would be these old hasbeens still trying to be in the papers and fighting amounst each other to get in the camera shot.

Someone ask her to knock off the liposuction to her stomach area and who knows where else. She is a disaster.

I’m Tori Spelling. I’m a “star” but not for the reasons I expect.

I love how all these rich, insecure bimbos don’t even pretend to care about “acting” or the exciting film projects they’re working on anymore.

Attention, attention, attention. That’s the only commodity that matters. Not even all that “Friends” money can fill that huge hole of desperation.

Hollywood really is a den of incurable narcissism.

When Starlets were *Starlets*

R34 because they all make a shit ton of money from insta posts etc.

She looks good but way too thin. Ironically, being that thin ages her.

If I could do that all day with someone making me healthy meals, I would be happy as a clam.

Working out is basically the only thing she has to do. She doesn’t have to work, shop, cook, clean, take care of a house, people, etc. As much as I say I would enjoy a life of leisure, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself for most of the time.

R28 I think he she did. Crawled out of her freezer compartment and called it cryotherapy.