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Kristi Noem’s Social Media Presence is DEAD TO ME

Into the gravel pit you go!

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by Anonymousreply 43July 10, 2024 10:52 PM


by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2024 12:32 AM

Aw, Cruella Kristi is a snowflake

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by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2024 12:35 AM
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by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2024 12:36 AM

^ Is that Kristi's dildo?

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2024 12:38 AM

Could be, maybe it’s shaped like Corey Lewandowski.

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2024 12:46 AM

Either she accepted reality or another scandal is about to come out - I'm betting on the latter. She has no self-awareness.

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2024 12:50 AM

Pretty sure a big cunt calls for the world's largest dildo

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by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2024 1:22 AM

It’s a dog gone shame.

by Anonymousreply 8July 9, 2024 1:36 AM

Or is she in contention to be the VP? And deleting social media to prevent old racist, homophobic, misogynistic texts from being used against her.

by Anonymousreply 9July 9, 2024 1:55 AM


by Anonymousreply 10July 9, 2024 1:57 AM

That ship may have sailed r9. Bitch is known!

by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2024 1:58 AM

Sounds like a tantrum to me.

by Anonymousreply 12July 9, 2024 2:05 AM

I'm the victim here! Well, not literally.

by Anonymousreply 13July 9, 2024 2:07 AM

If I'd injected butt fat in my face, had a boob job, bought a new wardrobe at whoresareus.net, killed my career [italic]and[/italic] a puppy, and traded a rich hubby for a Lewandowski, I'd want to delete myself too.

by Anonymousreply 14July 9, 2024 2:32 AM

Being a racist, homophobe is a requirement in today's GOP

by Anonymousreply 15July 9, 2024 2:40 AM

Very good point, R15.

by Anonymousreply 16July 9, 2024 2:44 AM

That is ugly right there.

by Anonymousreply 17July 9, 2024 8:04 AM

Just like her pussy has been for an extremely long time, OP.

by Anonymousreply 18July 9, 2024 8:08 AM

I think all her socials are having a scrub out before tRump chooses her for VP. Girl wants to start the next part of her life with a clean slate.

by Anonymousreply 19July 9, 2024 9:15 AM

*HO. Going to bed.

by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2024 9:17 AM

Was there an extra section added into Project 2025 about being allowed to murder dogs? If so, maybe she is getting that VP slot.

by Anonymousreply 21July 9, 2024 10:44 AM

Assuming a tough talking woman of questionable integrity is just the match for Madame VP

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by Anonymousreply 22July 9, 2024 7:30 PM

People should show-up with their dogs whenever she makes an appearance.

by Anonymousreply 23July 9, 2024 7:58 PM

Didn't Trump even say NO WAY to this weirdo being a VP pick? I wish he would pick her. MAGA, old school Dem/Repub, and all shades in between can all agree that dogs are not to be fucked with.

by Anonymousreply 24July 9, 2024 8:03 PM

It would be fun if Trump picked her and then dumped her due to the backlash.

by Anonymousreply 25July 9, 2024 8:54 PM

A plastic-faced cheater who is also a dog killer and banned in sections of her own state by Native American tribes as his #2? Hmmm...

If she has a 12 year old granddaughter he can rape, then we know she's the one.

by Anonymousreply 26July 9, 2024 9:04 PM

That post at #22 is spooky, saying she was the pick before Doggate. Must explain why Turd said he had decided- then he hadn't.

by Anonymousreply 27July 9, 2024 9:07 PM

Sometimes you apply for a job and they call you back but for another position. Well, dear friends, hat just happened to our beloved Kristi Noem: Donnie called her back and said that he had come to his senses and that the position of VP couldn't possibly be offered to a woman, but the positionS of First Lady were now offered to her after Melania repeatedly threatened to quit and after she totally flubbed the campaign. He even said that hearing that she had shot that dog, he had had the closest physiological event to an erection and even had a bowel movement while actually sitting on a toilet. This things hadn't happened in a decade.

Now being MAGA is one thing, but actually having sex with that man, if you can call that thing a man, was too much, even for a hoe like her. So she asked her staff to delete her social media account and she's been lying in a fetal position below the desk of her office, sucking on her thumb, crying for a full 24 hours now.

by Anonymousreply 28July 9, 2024 9:30 PM

I've never seen anyone ruin their career as thoroughly as she did. I found her teef commercials more bizarre than the dog .

by Anonymousreply 29July 9, 2024 9:49 PM

I agree that she was the pick before the dogocied story.

by Anonymousreply 30July 9, 2024 9:51 PM

She'll end up dancing on the pole, much like the Palin women.

by Anonymousreply 31July 9, 2024 9:52 PM

Trump could give a shit about the dog.

by Anonymousreply 32July 9, 2024 11:04 PM

Has Kim Jong Un commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 33July 9, 2024 11:49 PM

Dog. Tastes great with some BBQ sauce!

by Anonymousreply 34July 9, 2024 11:50 PM

Sum Ting Wong wit her.

by Anonymousreply 35July 9, 2024 11:51 PM

I’m vegetarian, can I get Impossible Dog?

by Anonymousreply 36July 9, 2024 11:51 PM

yes. it's made out of tree bark.

by Anonymousreply 37July 9, 2024 11:56 PM

Trump likes to humiliate his followers. I think she’s the VP pick also.

They’ll all be shooting their dogs in the head then putting a picture of the act on their t-shirts in a month.

by Anonymousreply 38July 10, 2024 12:11 AM

[quote]They’ll all be shooting their dogs in the head then putting a picture of the act on their t-shirts in a month.

That was my greatest fear from the moment I heard she'd killed her puppy.

by Anonymousreply 39July 10, 2024 12:18 AM

Man, I thought the Daily Fail was viscous with their photos!

The cover photo here is brutal.

And well-deserved.

by Anonymousreply 40July 10, 2024 12:18 AM

Look at me. My VP is a woman. I told you I respect women. I love all women (except Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Stormi Daniels and E. Jean Carroll). So much for the fake news from the lying Dems that I don't.

by Anonymousreply 41July 10, 2024 10:25 PM

I wish I'd read the comments on her SM accounts after puppygate. People would have been giving her so much shit.

She deserved it.

by Anonymousreply 42July 10, 2024 10:41 PM

r32 Trump doesn't care about the dog but he does care what other people think of the dog because it could mean less votes. He's having a hard time figuring out who will bring the most votes and wonders why he even has to have a VP (because he is an idiot)

by Anonymousreply 43July 10, 2024 10:52 PM
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