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A NEW Jardiance Commercial -- With a Big 'ol Black GURL!

Squeeeee!

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by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2024 11:35 PM

The first woman was a performing arts school reject. I desperately wished she would hit her head on the fountain she was dancing on and drown in it due to how obnoxious she was.

The second woman was a passive-aggressive office frau who you could tell was dripping with sarcasm and vitriol due to the sound of her voice.

This guy is actually okay, a decent singer and not obnoxious at all. But I still think it's hilarious that they think people want to pay for an overpriced pill (that can possibly cause a taint infection leading to deadly gangrene) when there are so much other better medications out there for diabetes (that do not carry that risk).

by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2024 2:08 AM

What happened to the first girl? Deanna? She seemed to take the world by storm and then they replaced her. I would think that the Jardiance would've known a star when they see one and milked Deanna for all it was worth instead of replacing her so quickly.

by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2024 2:19 AM

This is begging for an SNL version.

One where that couple painting the picket fence is actually putting it up to keep out their black gay neighbor.

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2024 4:55 AM

Now it's easy to see --eee --eee

I'm lowering my A-1 see - eee -- eee

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2024 9:36 AM

Dreadful!

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2024 10:34 AM

Believe it or not, we had a pool party on July 4 and a few of our guests just effing love those commercials. It's not quite Peter and Christmas with Folgers, but close.

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2024 9:10 PM

R6- Your guests sound basic.

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2024 9:13 PM

Well, one of them was research scientist with a PhD from MIT.

You sound judgmental and narrow-minded.

by Anonymousreply 8July 9, 2024 9:17 PM

There is another new Jardiance commercial with a chubby white guy.

by Anonymousreply 9July 9, 2024 9:20 PM

[quote]I would think that the Jardiance would've known a star when they see one [bold]and milked Deanna for all it was worth[/bold]

I see you, R2.šŸ˜‰

by Anonymousreply 10July 9, 2024 9:34 PM

It has an Up with People cult feel, which I enjoyed.

*Side effects may include dancing while gardening, frozen smiles, and surrendering your free will.*

by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2024 11:35 PM
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