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Whose Was The Greatest Ass of its Generation?

Who do you consider had the greatest ass of its generation?

by Anonymousreply 53July 21, 2024 5:48 AM

For your consideration.

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2024 9:18 PM

MLB baseball player, 30 yr old, Chicago White Sox, shortstop, Paul DeJong.

by Anonymousreply 2July 8, 2024 9:21 PM

Gene Kelly

Justin Trudeau

by Anonymousreply 3July 8, 2024 9:22 PM

R2 I think a perfect ass needs to be perfect in its own form, but also needs to have the rest of the body aligned to "presenting" its perfection. A chubby or fat lower back can completely detract from the ass's form. Case in point:

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by Anonymousreply 4July 8, 2024 9:27 PM

Robert Conrad - hands down.

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by Anonymousreply 5July 8, 2024 9:30 PM

[quote] but also needs to have the rest of the body aligned to "presenting" its perfection.

And certainly no presenting hole as that is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 6July 8, 2024 10:09 PM

I agree with Gene Kelly and Robert Conrad for their times.

Joe Dallesandro was also the ass of a generation.

Another good candidate is Christopher Atkins for the early 80’s. Perfect little twink ass.

Burt Reynolds, Jean Claude Van Damme, Ryan Phillippe are all famous buttocks-barers for their respective generations.

Christopher Meloni for modern times is probably king.

If you’re going for a gay porn actor I’d vote Kevin Williams, Joey Stefano or Brent Corrigan

by Anonymousreply 7July 8, 2024 11:15 PM

No James Dean?

by Anonymousreply 8July 8, 2024 11:41 PM

Glen Powell's CGI'd ass in Anyone But You.

by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2024 11:42 PM

"Its" Generation, dear. Capitalization is not an honorific. There are rules.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 10July 8, 2024 11:46 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2024 12:01 AM

R5 is the winner.

by Anonymousreply 12July 9, 2024 12:28 AM

Paul Mercurio - winner - 1994 best ass in a bad movie.

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by Anonymousreply 13July 9, 2024 1:13 AM

Paul Mercurio was easily the best ass of his generation. A combination of great genes and a dancer's body. Too bad he got fat and out of shape before tuning 40.

by Anonymousreply 14July 9, 2024 1:58 AM

Paul Mercurio is a great choice for ass of a generation! One of the true, rare bubble butts of mainstream movies.

by Anonymousreply 15July 12, 2024 8:54 AM

Agreed, R15.

by Anonymousreply 16July 18, 2024 4:18 AM

Miss Mann

by Anonymousreply 17July 18, 2024 5:15 AM

Robert McNamara

by Anonymousreply 18July 18, 2024 8:24 AM

You fickle fags…

by Anonymousreply 19July 18, 2024 9:23 AM

I don't know if it quite counts as a generational talent, but Dominic Cooper's ass was the only good thing about "Mamma Mia" and seems to make (most welcome) au naturel appearances in at least 50% of his movies.

by Anonymousreply 20July 18, 2024 11:15 AM

Thurmon Munson gets my vote!

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by Anonymousreply 21July 18, 2024 4:13 PM

Judges 1:1-tl;dr

[quote] And the greatest ass was granted to Gene Kelly, and he passed the great ass to Robert Conrad who shared it with Sam Eliot who beqeefed it to Brad Davis who lent it to Fred Dryer who left it for Paul Mercurio….

by Anonymousreply 22July 18, 2024 5:20 PM

Not sure about generation but this is all-time

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by Anonymousreply 23July 18, 2024 5:29 PM

Yes to Burt

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by Anonymousreply 24July 18, 2024 5:53 PM

Jordy Nelson:

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by Anonymousreply 25July 18, 2024 6:17 PM


Now I have go wash my eyes out with bleach. YUK!

by Anonymousreply 26July 18, 2024 6:22 PM


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by Anonymousreply 27July 18, 2024 8:25 PM

R27, Djokovic IS the greatest ass.

by Anonymousreply 28July 18, 2024 9:32 PM

Tennis great Rafael Nadal still has the greatest ass in tennis.

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by Anonymousreply 29July 19, 2024 12:20 AM

Christopher Meloni's ass belongs in the Smithsonian.

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by Anonymousreply 30July 19, 2024 12:26 AM

Dominic Thiem

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by Anonymousreply 31July 19, 2024 12:55 AM

^ tennis player (or as he is known in the tennis threads, Domi cakes))

by Anonymousreply 32July 19, 2024 12:56 AM

[quote] Dominic Thiem

[quote] ^ tennis player (or as he is known in the tennis threads, Domi cakes))

I am on:

Thiem team

Domicakes team

by Anonymousreply 33July 19, 2024 1:20 AM

Some of these asses are lovely but they’re not famous enough to be the greatest ass of a generation.

by Anonymousreply 34July 19, 2024 7:37 AM

Some of these are just too much meat

by Anonymousreply 35July 19, 2024 8:57 AM

I don't know if we can declare great ass status until we've seen it nude. Shorts and undies might hide some deformity or give an illusion of greatness.

by Anonymousreply 36July 19, 2024 9:08 AM

I may not fully grasp the point of this thread, but, at the risk of inflaming the “Oh” troll, I have to go with Donald F. Trump.

by Anonymousreply 37July 19, 2024 9:08 AM

In his generation, Leonard Whiting.

by Anonymousreply 38July 19, 2024 9:11 AM

R38 don't you dare talk about that!

by Anonymousreply 39July 19, 2024 9:52 AM

80s: Rob Lowe’s perfect sleek round butt and pretty face

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by Anonymousreply 40July 19, 2024 10:27 AM

R40 almost a flash of peen there too. Yum

by Anonymousreply 41July 19, 2024 10:44 AM

R5 A second vote for Robert Conrad. His ass was perfection.

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by Anonymousreply 42July 19, 2024 10:46 AM

Early 90s: Ryan Phillippe. Legendary.

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by Anonymousreply 43July 19, 2024 11:10 AM

James Garner

by Anonymousreply 44July 19, 2024 11:23 AM

Ryan Philippe had the ass of his generation

by Anonymousreply 45July 19, 2024 11:41 AM

NFL player Julian Edelman had an ass I wanted to bury my face in.

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by Anonymousreply 46July 19, 2024 2:06 PM

Christopher Atkins in Blue Lagoon. Ass of his generation.

by Anonymousreply 47July 20, 2024 7:32 AM

R8 James Dean’s perky jean-clad bum was more POSTHUMOUS ass of his generation.

by Anonymousreply 48July 20, 2024 7:36 AM

I hate to say it-hindsight is 20/20 and all-but Mel Gibson was an ass of his generation. His Lethal Weapon bun-baring caused a sensation at the time.

by Anonymousreply 49July 20, 2024 7:39 AM

Chris Atkins was the Ryan Phillippe of his generation. One curly-haired perky blond bum paves the way for another!

by Anonymousreply 50July 20, 2024 10:36 PM

Robert Conrad gave me the creeps - I never liked him.

by Anonymousreply 51July 20, 2024 11:57 PM

R51 = Lieutenant Columbo. The sight of Robert Conrad in his tight shorts running on the beach was a sight for sore gayling eyes, even if he did murder his partner (on the show!)

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