Previous thread posted, below.
I Want to Be Underwhelmed: đ Summer 2024 Edition, Continued
by Anonymous | reply 600 | August 2, 2024 12:22 PM |
It's so hot, even the cat doesn't want to go outside.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 8, 2024 11:33 PM |
I just danced to Let's Twist Again by Chubby Checker in my kitchen as I unloaded the dishwasher. I tried to get my dachshunds to join me but they weren't interested and scampered out of the room in a hurry.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 8, 2024 11:51 PM |
R597 from the previous thread:
[quote] I don't like the word "schmear."
It sounds so ... Yankee, ethnical even. [quote]
It is âethnical,â Yiddish. Are you an anti-Semite? Do you ever eat bagels and cream cheese? Thank Jewish immigrants for that.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 9, 2024 1:10 AM |
Oy.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 9, 2024 1:16 AM |
I threw up twice today. I don't know if I have a virus or if it's the increase of Ozempic. I injected 5cc for 4 weeks, now I increase to 10cc. I took my first shot of 10 on Saturday and I was fine. Today I got sick.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 9, 2024 2:03 AM |
Increasing Ozempicâą will do that, sure.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 9, 2024 3:15 AM |
It's too hot to sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 9, 2024 3:49 AM |
Turn on the A/C. R7.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 9, 2024 8:47 AM |
10,000 steps down, 10,000 to go
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 9, 2024 12:27 PM |
Once a week I have a whispery woman on YouTube cleanse my chakras.
Then I come and spend an inordinate amount of time on DL and my chakras get sullied again.
It's a vicious cycle.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 9, 2024 1:18 PM |
Whatâs a chakra?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 9, 2024 1:25 PM |
Doesnât sound like something that can be cleaned.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 9, 2024 1:45 PM |
Excuse me, âcleansed.â
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 9, 2024 1:46 PM |
The Scottish narrator ok my audiobook does not lend well to double speed.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 9, 2024 2:45 PM |
You are harshing my mellow, r13, r14 and defiling my pristine chakras with your negative energy.
*smudges DL with sage*
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 9, 2024 2:57 PM |
Sniff, r16.
We've been smudged with worse.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 9, 2024 4:10 PM |
So I finally made the knock-off version of cherry Garcia ice cream.
Sort of an involved process. Not gonna make it again anytime soon. It is very good, though.
My mom has a dislike for Roma tomatoes, not sure why. We always buy on-the-vine or the beefsteak ones.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 9, 2024 4:14 PM |
Oh my, it's up to my thigh!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 9, 2024 4:25 PM |
Oops.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 9, 2024 4:25 PM |
First I tried Dark Shadows, then I tried the X Files and Interview with the Vampire. Iâm thinking of seeing if Bride of Frankenstein can be streamed because **something** has to act as a counterbalance against all that heat out there. I donât even want to have popcorn. It just seems like itâd be too hot.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 9, 2024 4:42 PM |
Ok. Iâve mowed the back yard. Awful, but it didnât kill me. Cooling off and hydrating before I tackle the front.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 9, 2024 4:44 PM |
Itâs never too hot for popcorn.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 9, 2024 4:45 PM |
2 turds in the toilet. One got flushed.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 9, 2024 6:51 PM |
R18 Roma tomatoes have barely any juice. Many ppl prefer juicier varieties. That being said, my cherry tomatoes are ripening daily. Delicious little bursts of flavor.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 9, 2024 7:41 PM |
R21 Bride of Frankenstein is considered one of the best sequels of all time. Great film.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 9, 2024 7:43 PM |
I have to stay off caffeine for 24 hours for a medical test. Wish me luck.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 9, 2024 7:55 PM |
Itâs not your fault I just got whelmed, R27. You couldnât know that âmedical testâ and âstay off caffeineâ are two of the worst torments I can imagine short of war, famine, and people making noise. Iâm sure you didnât put them together in a sentence just to whelm me.
Good luck!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 9, 2024 8:17 PM |
Thatâs. Itâs been 4 hours so far, and the worst thing is I was confused about dates and didnât realize the 24 hours started this afternoon, so I didnât even think to have extra coffee this morning.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 9, 2024 8:21 PM |
^thanks
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 9, 2024 8:21 PM |
Are you ready for womenâs pussies?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 9, 2024 8:23 PM |
97 degrees
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 9, 2024 8:27 PM |
I'm an only child and no partner so my estate will go to my cousin.
I find it uncouth that she will occasionally mention how she plans to spend the proceeds of my estate in her retirement.
She's worse than a DLer. DLers just ask for your stuff; she is telling me how she's going to enjoy my stuff after I croak.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 9, 2024 8:36 PM |
r34 if you bequeath it all to me, I promise I won't be vulgar and gauche about it. Promise!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 9, 2024 8:39 PM |
Lately, the rapidity and volume of posts is exhausting.
Be less interesting. And less expressive about it.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 9, 2024 8:43 PM |
You're not the boss of me, r36.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 9, 2024 8:48 PM |
r34 give it to charity instead. If I have anything left that's what I plan to do.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 9, 2024 8:55 PM |
Titillate
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 9, 2024 9:39 PM |
Dickilate, r39.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 9, 2024 9:53 PM |
My new floating floor has a section that isn't entirely flat and gives a little, making a small noise. I've decided I can step elsewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 9, 2024 10:13 PM |
It's 113° today. A little cooler than yesterday's 116°.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 9, 2024 10:17 PM |
Iâm watching Them!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 9, 2024 11:02 PM |
Power to the Foxes!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 9, 2024 11:11 PM |
[quote] I threw up twice today. I don't know if I have a virus or if it's the increase of Ozempic
Totally the Ozempic. Take your zofran about 45 minutes before injecting a higher dose.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 9, 2024 11:22 PM |
I think I'd prefer Mounjaro over Ozempic.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 9, 2024 11:24 PM |
[quote] I think I'd prefer Mounjaro over Ozempic.
I switched from Ozempic to Mounjaro for maintenance. I had zero side effects on mounjaro and ganined 5lbs. Went back on ozemoic for a few months. Lost the weight Iâd gained on mounjaro.
After a few months I decided to try mounjaro again. Felt so much better, but gained 6 lbs.
SoâŠmounjaro has zero effect on me. It feels like Iâve taken nothing and fists a lot more money. So I just bought another month of Ozempic.
The Ozempic gives me stomach pain, but it cuts my appetite so I donât even think about food.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 9, 2024 11:33 PM |
Had my yearly physical today (now they call them 'wellness checks'). ECG good, HR & BP (which have been issues) are also good. Fingers crossed that the blood work is good too. Find out in a couple of days.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 9, 2024 11:57 PM |
I've been having to use more Dawn to get the suds I like. I wonder if they fucked with the formula.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 10, 2024 1:55 AM |
Haven't you noticed the new scent, R49? It smells like grandma perfume now.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 10, 2024 1:58 AM |
I have to take another 10cc of Ozempic this Saturday, which I'm dreading. Should I do 5 in the morning and 5 at night?
Or 5 on Saturday and another 5 on Sunday?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 10, 2024 2:38 AM |
I saw a deer late this afternoon walking through the woods on my property and he went to the lake for a drink. It's been hot.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 10, 2024 3:09 AM |
I just took a cold shower so hopefully I can fall asleep. Day 4 of broken A/C in a brutal heatwave. That part is whelming but itâs making me remember happy childhood memories and surviving heat waves with no air conditioner.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 10, 2024 3:45 AM |
[quote]Bride of Frankenstein is considered one of the best sequels of all time. Great film.
Some consider "Bride of Frankenstein" the rare sequel that's actually superior to the original. Both "Frankenstein" and "Bride" were directed by James Whale.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 10, 2024 10:40 AM |
Paul Mccartney does eye yoga so that he doesnât have to wear glasses. Side effect is that he looks like Jessica Fletcherâs uglier, older mouth-breathing sister.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 10, 2024 10:51 AM |
the first thing I do upon waking is put my spinal heating wrap in the microwave for 3 minutes on one side then flip it over for another 3 minutes. This brings my neck, shoulders, and back some relief until my AM painkillers have time to take effect.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 10, 2024 10:52 AM |
Does that mean, r56, that McCartney would look less like Jessica Fletcherâs uglier, older mouth-breathing sister if he wore glasses?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 10, 2024 11:40 AM |
As a science doctor who has met Jessica Fletcherâs uglier, mouth-breathing sister, I may not confirm or deny anything because of HIPAA
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 10, 2024 3:44 PM |
I have to buy a new microwave today. I have a combo Toshiba that's lasted less than a year. I might buy a GE.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 10, 2024 4:38 PM |
Youâd be dead if you took 10cc Ozempic, R51
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 10, 2024 6:59 PM |
R61 they gave me tiny needles. I can't even see if it's cc or mg. Just following written orders.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 10, 2024 8:27 PM |
Youâd also be dead if you took 10 mg of Ozempic.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 10, 2024 8:46 PM |
**crying** I don't know the amount! I'm just going by the numbers on the syringe!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 10, 2024 10:29 PM |
It's still sultry in the northeast due to Beryl's remnants.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 10, 2024 10:38 PM |
Berylâs bits
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 10, 2024 10:42 PM |
There's a tornado in The White Mountains near Mt Moosilauke. The Moose ain't scared but hikers and campers should take heed immediately.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 10, 2024 10:52 PM |
Speak for yourself, r67!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 10, 2024 10:54 PM |
That area was spared so The Dartmouth Outing Club (real name) won't have to do excessive trail work.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 10, 2024 10:59 PM |
I shredded a bunch of personal documents with my handy dandy little shredder.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 11, 2024 9:14 PM |
Got my blood work, an all is good. I do think this stuff (or other psyllium supplement) helps with the cholesterol.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 11, 2024 10:41 PM |
R70, what kind of shredder? Can you post a link?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 11, 2024 10:44 PM |
I just walked my dog to the pet deposit area but a skunk was in there digging and dining on beetles and grubs and we turned around and went back to see a dirty diaper hanging on the fence cuz theyâre so lazy they canât bring it to their Apt but canât get it over the fence so how long do we have look at every time we go by you lazy pigs and then a praying mantis right in front of me but kinda faded green and those things can kill a small mammal so itâs creepy and then I almost stepped on piece of poo that maybe was what in the diaper hanging from the fence so I just went in the house. I cant take anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 12, 2024 8:44 AM |
Move to a better neighborhood r73.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 12, 2024 10:00 AM |
Sorry, r72, it's about six years old and I don't even remember.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 12, 2024 10:05 AM |
r73's lack of punctuation overwhelmed me. I know, wrong thread.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 12, 2024 10:53 AM |
Pilot G2 Gel Pens were BOGO today.
I got three deals of the Black Ink, Bold 1.0 mm variety. 2 pens per pack for a total of 12 pens.
The bold 1.0 mm is a thick tip. I like a thick tip.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 12, 2024 12:23 PM |
Thank you, R73, for posting that.
When I was in school, we were taught that you could take a breath (pause) when you saw a colon or comma but, you couldn't until the sentence ended. I just woke up from a long blackout after reading that post.. Did I miss anything?
I spent all day at a seminar so that I can earn credits and keep my certification. It was the ususal snooze-fest.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 12, 2024 12:32 PM |
[quote] I like a thick tip.
Who among us could disagree?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 12, 2024 1:03 PM |
I bought some shorts on line and theyâre an aspirational fit.
By that I mean they donât quite fit now, but would if I lost 5 pounds.
I better return them.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 12, 2024 1:11 PM |
I made Anthony Bourdain's favorite mortadella and provolone sandwich yesterday. I wasn't impressed. Truly underwhelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 12, 2024 4:19 PM |
I would imagine the quality of ingredients is crucial.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 12, 2024 4:30 PM |
Mortadella is bologna with nuts. the very definition of underwhelming.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 12, 2024 4:44 PM |
R81, I felt the same following an edamame and fennel salad recipe.
The dream was a dish that tasted of Spring. Meh.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 12, 2024 5:00 PM |
MY favorite bologna is lyonner bologna. Mortadela is whack.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 12, 2024 5:08 PM |
I've been using a lot of capers lately.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 12, 2024 6:27 PM |
I think Iâm going to succumb to my craving for popcorn
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 12, 2024 7:26 PM |
2000 Calories today. Maybe 2100.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 12, 2024 7:37 PM |
I had my second MRI within 2 weeks for a relatively minor lump that everyone knows is a lipoma.
But CYA..
I always get a headache when they inject the dye.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 12, 2024 9:44 PM |
I'm trying to save money this summer while eating as healthily as possible, and one of the best options there seems to be bananas at Trader Joe's, which cost 23 cents each. A can of black beans is usually less than $1, and can be dressed up reasonably well with spices and sriracha sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 12, 2024 9:50 PM |
A can of beans for a $1 and a 23 cent banana. Wow talk about hard times r90. Hope things get better for you
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 12, 2024 9:55 PM |
I'm took my favorite niece to the mall for clothes. It was tortuous. Now she wants to go to the Cheesecake Factory for a late lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 12, 2024 9:59 PM |
A strange girl I knew ate only instant mashed potatoes with capers in them.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 12, 2024 10:09 PM |
A friend I haven't seen for over 20 years showed up at my door a couple of days ago. I didn't recognize him with grey hair.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 12, 2024 10:10 PM |
I finally donated to the Dems and the âdo you want to tipâ thing came up.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 12, 2024 10:11 PM |
He just âshowed upâ unannounced? This isnât the 19th Century.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 12, 2024 10:20 PM |
Well, he did. He's a mortgage agent and was in the neighborhood at a nearby house.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 12, 2024 10:22 PM |
My Apt. manager removed the dirty diaper. That poor woman is the best manager Iâve ever had but she has to pick up dead gophers and dog poo if others donât. I hope she never leaves.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 12, 2024 10:40 PM |
The new dehumidifier arrived today.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 13, 2024 1:34 AM |
[quote]He just âshowed upâ unannounced? This isnât the 19th Century.
Was he prepared to leave a calling card if you were not receiving when he showed up?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 13, 2024 3:27 AM |
Humidity be gone! This is New England not the south, a break next Wednesday they say. Even my fingers are sweating.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 13, 2024 3:37 AM |
As much as I want to volunteer at an animal shelter, I don't want to spend my retirement cleaning up cat and dog shit.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 13, 2024 7:05 AM |
Plenty of tasks are available. Wait to say ânoâ when volunteering and redirect to better tasks you will perform.
Thereâs dog walker - two bags of shit max per pup. Good for the pup and good for you.
Thereâs also senior pet brusher - people willing to detangle fur slowly and painlessly. This one is popular with folks who enjoy popping zits.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 13, 2024 10:53 AM |
One cup of coffee in the morning is no longer enough to get me going, I need two cups of coffee now to function.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 13, 2024 12:16 PM |
Cheat day. Frangipane is involved.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 13, 2024 12:18 PM |
My friend moved to Pecan Street
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 13, 2024 4:35 PM |
Got up early, cooked a ton of food for the week. Lit a candle when I was done to get rid of all the food smells.
Showered and then left to run a bunch of errands. Didn't make it out of my development before I started to doubt if I had extinguished the candle. Turned around and went back and checked, candle in fact extinguished.
Busybody across the street peeked out the window when I originally left, again when I returned a few minutes later and yet again when I left the second time. Get a life Gladys Kravitz!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 13, 2024 4:44 PM |
r107 I had one of those who used to live by me. i flashed her when she'd stare at me. it flustered her and. she stopped it instantly
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 13, 2024 4:48 PM |
R102 my local shelter hires people for the messy stuff volunteers donât want to do.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 13, 2024 4:51 PM |
Baking in the Balkans currently. And there's two more weeks of this shit to go, just fucking kill me already.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 13, 2024 5:38 PM |
I see passata at the store and it seems like I should be learning how to use it.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 13, 2024 5:56 PM |
I'm tired of flavored sparkling water.
I've switched to flavored iced tea, lemonade and flavored lemonade. So far I like Pure Leaf Raspberry Iced Tea, WaWa Peach Iced Tea, Simply Lemonade and Simply Raspberry Lemonade.
Open to additional suggestions.
Sorry, I don't like DL favorite Crystal Light.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 13, 2024 6:47 PM |
I'm having a raspberry kombucha.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 13, 2024 6:49 PM |
I've never had kombucha. I've also never had coconut water from the can.
I have had a fresh "young" coconut from a roadside vendor. The vendor shaved off the outside, cut off just the top, stuck a straw in it. After I drank that, I ate the coconut, which was really soft.
Not much flavor in that coconut water.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 13, 2024 7:01 PM |
This unrelenting heatwave is turning my dog into a couch potato. Iâm going to take him to the park after dinner and make him get some exercise. Then take him for a pup cup after a long walk.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 13, 2024 7:04 PM |
I can tell I'm getting older as my body is taking longer to recover from my 3-4 mile weekend walks.
Back hurts and legs feel like sore noodles this afternoon.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 13, 2024 7:09 PM |
Do a little bit of walking everyday.
Not just weekends.
I walk 4 miles daily, including weekends.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 13, 2024 7:35 PM |
Excellent, R117. I'm going to try to get my butt in gear to walk in the morning before work.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 13, 2024 7:54 PM |
[quote]Even my fingers are sweating.
It's not the weather's fault that you're fat, cupcake.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 13, 2024 8:10 PM |
I decided to look up some of my old college crushes on LinkedIn. The hottest of the bunch, who was a literal male model before college, has worked for the same NYC nonprofit for 25 years now. Good-looking for 50+, but tragically straight.
Somehow I always forget how much straight guys can blow up in weight after they hit 30 or 35. The ex-model is still trim, but I can't say the same for most of our first-year hallmates. The hunky lacrosse player across the hall from me is now 100 pounds overweight, mostly bald, and giving off a distinct Trumpy vibe.
I also found out that the nicest guy in my dorm died a few years back, due to a rare blood cancer. Smart & handsome, too, and still looked good even in a pic taken a year before he passed away.
Finally, the one other gay guy on my hall â and, coincidentally, one of only a dozen or so students out of 3,000+ from the same city; I didn't find out he like cock until running into him at a gay bar a decade later â is now a full-tilt Cabinette. He's a high-powered attorney married to a twink 20 years his junior, and while I knew even back in college that he was self-loathing, he's now on a bizarre anti-trans tear. (Well, maybe not that bizarre by DL standards, given its similarly bizarre number of transphobes, but still.)
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 13, 2024 8:22 PM |
I am enjoying my extremely large glass of Evian with lots of ice in it.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 13, 2024 9:27 PM |
R121 honey, do me a favor. Run to the drug store and get me a lemon coke with chipped ice.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 13, 2024 9:36 PM |
I don't particularly care for salted caramel. Regular caramel I do like.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 13, 2024 10:15 PM |
I love caramel, salted or unsalted.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 13, 2024 10:18 PM |
I donât want my shit salted
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 13, 2024 11:08 PM |
Daphne's voice on Frasier was annoying.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 14, 2024 1:38 AM |
Daphne was annoying. But I liked her character on "Hot in Cleveland."
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 14, 2024 2:06 AM |
Still hot and humid in New England. I've lost track of the number of days it's been going on. I did learn the last time it was like this was 1955.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 14, 2024 2:53 AM |
The moon is orange tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 14, 2024 3:22 AM |
The weirdest place I swest in this heat is my inner elbows.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 14, 2024 5:07 AM |
Is that you, Liza?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 14, 2024 5:11 AM |
I was supposed to inject 10 units of Ozempic today but I couldn't after throwing up and getting diarrhea last week, so I injected 5 this morning and 5 tonight. Maybe spacing the shots will help. Hopefully I won't get sick again.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 14, 2024 5:24 AM |
I feel sick today and I am not on ozempic. I don't understand why people take that shit if it makes them sick constantly.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 14, 2024 6:39 AM |
Because they're fat, r133. They'd rather be skinny.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 14, 2024 8:12 AM |
As somebody who was a fat kid, I can tell you they bitch when youâre fat, they bitch when youâre skinny, they bitch when you are toned.
They need to piss off.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 14, 2024 11:01 AM |
I regret making plans to play tennis at 8 am. Hopefully a nap is in my future later today.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 14, 2024 11:21 AM |
I have a bruise on my left arm. Not sure how I got it. It's either from working out at the gym or my blood pressure cuff.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 14, 2024 12:49 PM |
I can have no more than four tabs open at any given time.
DL is one of those four tabs.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 14, 2024 3:16 PM |
Iâm rubbed some b3 cream into my asshole
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 14, 2024 3:30 PM |
Today is not a cheat day.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 14, 2024 3:33 PM |
Cantaloupe wasn't sweet.
Tried the salt trick, didn't work.
Down the garbage disposal. Waste of money.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 14, 2024 3:58 PM |
I'd rather be fat than constantly in the loo with rumbly tummy.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 14, 2024 4:21 PM |
Iâd rather be dipped in honey and tied down to an ant hill.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 14, 2024 4:23 PM |
Should have tried some TajĂn, R141.
It livens up the flavor considerably, especially on bland fruit.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 14, 2024 4:55 PM |
We have experienced the horror of pretty tasteless fruit for 30 years. I no longer shop melons.
I need an unwitting melon taster in my life. He should be hirsute and he should think he looks simian. Yeah, this has strayed beyond melon.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 14, 2024 5:04 PM |
Thanks for the suggestion, r144.
I just looked it up; it sounds good and my supermarket actually carries it.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 14, 2024 5:17 PM |
Tajin tastes pretty good on avocado, too.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 14, 2024 5:51 PM |
Tajin on white flesh fish is excellent, especially flounder and tilapia.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 14, 2024 6:00 PM |
According to Mashed the best way to prepare frozen waffles is to pre-butter them frozen and then cook on stove top in frying pan or in oven or air fryer.
Obviously don't pre-butter if putting in toaster.
Supposedly this pre-buttering method elevates the whole frozen waffle experience.
I can't vouch for it as I haven't tried it yet. Just passing along the information.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 14, 2024 7:30 PM |
The house finches are eating my sedums again this year, I see.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 14, 2024 7:33 PM |
R149, that's absurd.
"Pre-buttering" works only as a form of pre-lubing, usually when "Last Tango in Paris" is playing in the background.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 14, 2024 7:35 PM |
Cleaned my toilet and now I'll have a cup of "Country Peach Passion" tea.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 14, 2024 7:50 PM |
[quote]Cleaned my toilet and now I'll have a cup of "Country Peach Passion" tea.
STEALTH SCAT THREAD!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 14, 2024 8:19 PM |
Didn't seem remotely stealth to me.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 14, 2024 9:41 PM |
Cherry misty slush
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 14, 2024 9:44 PM |
No papa. Papa wake up!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 14, 2024 9:47 PM |
I bought one of the new MacBook Airs that have the magnetic locks once again. Am I the only one *doesn't* like these things? It's hit or miss whether the plug will even show a red light after I plug it in.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 14, 2024 11:07 PM |
There's too much minutiae in everyday life
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 14, 2024 11:40 PM |
My popsicle fell off the stick on my first bite. I caught it with my napkin and finished eating it out of a bowl.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 15, 2024 12:02 AM |
I'm eating chocolate chunk ice cream out of the carton and rewatching Somebody Somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 15, 2024 1:59 AM |
Ryan Reynolds and his Mint Mobile commercials irk me immensely.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 15, 2024 2:10 AM |
[quote]Still hot and humid in New England.
I got up at 4:30am to do laundry. It's the only way in this weather.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 15, 2024 9:43 AM |
đ¶ Another long exhausting day, another espresso macchiato. đ¶
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 15, 2024 9:47 AM |
I signed on to Mintmobile for my tablet - $15 per month.
I am actively avoiding cable and landline for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 15, 2024 5:19 PM |
I want sexy shoes - not appearance-wise, but the way Balanciaga or Gucci makes your foot feels itâs fucking.
I need to balance out with a black derby. Wish me luck.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 15, 2024 5:30 PM |
TG they're finally fixing my road, the pothole was starting to become the size of a sinkhole.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 15, 2024 6:22 PM |
r163, "another macchiato" works better.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 15, 2024 7:02 PM |
When people tell me what I am, I often say "that's possible" and they usually shut up.
You're stubborn. That's possible.
You're being an asshole. That's possible.
You spend too much time holed up in your house. That's possible.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 15, 2024 7:05 PM |
There's a guy named Andrew Gold on YouTube who blathers on about the Harkles. He doesn't have any inside info but I [boldlove[/bold] his type of British accent and he's nice to look at so sometimes I watch when he comes up in my feed.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 15, 2024 7:09 PM |
*[bold]love[/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 15, 2024 7:10 PM |
I donated blood and the Red Cross sent me a free ticket to see "Twisters". Isn't this a remake from 10-15 years ago? Either way I don't have any interest in seeing it.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 15, 2024 7:13 PM |
Even in parody lyrics, I deeply fear my macchiatos may be mistaken for those caramel monstrosities from that Starcoffee place.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 15, 2024 7:16 PM |
[quote] When people tell me what I am, I often say "that's possible" and they usually shut up.
I had a friend who would say, "That could be true" or "You could be right." I like "That's possible" better, though.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 15, 2024 9:25 PM |
You might very well think so. I couldnât possibly comment.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 15, 2024 11:11 PM |
I have a pimple or something on my scalp.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 15, 2024 11:52 PM |
Pop that sucker.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 15, 2024 11:57 PM |
Two more days and the heat wave will be over they say. Air will begin to arrive from the north which for me can only be Canada. Ahhhhhhh.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 16, 2024 12:01 AM |
After 8 days with no A/C during a brutal heatwave with high humidity, my A/C is finally fixed. They found a dead mouse and a chewed wire in the compressor. Little fucker electrocuted himself. I am going to raise the compressor platform even higher. Thinking of building it on a concrete slab and remove surrounding greenery. Donât care if itâs ugly, donât want to go through this again.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 16, 2024 12:07 AM |
I'm doing a sleep apnea test tonight. Wish me luck.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 16, 2024 12:17 AM |
[quote]I have a pimple or something on my scalp.
That's possible.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 16, 2024 12:27 AM |
Touché, r180!
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 16, 2024 12:46 AM |
[quote]I have a pimple or something on my scalp.
I have a whitehead on my nose. I'm constantly sweating because of the heat wave.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 16, 2024 12:57 AM |
I sarcastically posted a ludicrous picture of Trump being protected by the hand of God and DL kicked me off from posting for two days! Geez!
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 16, 2024 1:32 AM |
I linked to a MAGA source for the first pics of the shooter. I said it was just for the pics. 24-hour time out.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 16, 2024 3:24 AM |
I was just sitting on the porch and saw lightening in the distance. No bolts, just flashes. When I was a kid a long time ago they called that "heat lightning." Silly.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 16, 2024 4:00 AM |
I'm in Canada and if anyone is waiting for cool weather from North in the next 4 days you will be SOL.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 16, 2024 5:00 AM |
I miss Ed Asner and I wish he could witness this political shit show.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 16, 2024 5:33 AM |
Why would you wish that on the poor man?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 16, 2024 12:23 PM |
I don't understand the hype about Jeni's ice cream.
I've never really been wowed by any of the flavors and never made it a point to repurchase any of them. Other brands and flavors I seek out before Jeni's.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | July 16, 2024 12:45 PM |
If all the emails in my Spam folder are to be believed, I've had a lot of money direct deposited into my non-existent $CashApp$ account.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 16, 2024 1:30 PM |
Iâm tired!
by Anonymous | reply 191 | July 16, 2024 4:00 PM |
I received an email from JD Vance. I find it offensive in two ways. First it says "As your Vice President" and second it says "President Trump". Unsubscribing doesn't seem to stop them from sending me emails.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | July 16, 2024 4:11 PM |
Subscribe? We donât need no stinking subscribe.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 16, 2024 4:18 PM |
DL doesnât kick people off. Itâs automatic when you get enough FFs.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | July 16, 2024 4:54 PM |
R189- I never was aware of any hype about Jeni's ice cream. I just bought the Almond ice cream one day at Whole Foods and it was yummy. I have tried at least four other varieties and was disappointed.
Try the Almond you'll like it.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 16, 2024 5:06 PM |
My Bumble Bee chicken salad came with a tiny spoon. I want a place setting.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 16, 2024 5:09 PM |
Chicken salad with a spoon? No. I donât need a place setting, but Iâd want a fork.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | July 16, 2024 5:10 PM |
My hand looks HUGE when itâs holding the tiny spoon.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | July 16, 2024 5:13 PM |
Iâm tired of pissing every 30 minutes!!
by Anonymous | reply 199 | July 16, 2024 6:49 PM |
[quote]My hand looks HUGE when itâs holding the tiny spoon.
Good Grindr profile pic idea.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | July 16, 2024 7:57 PM |
[quote]Chicken salad with a spoon? No. I donât need a place setting, but Iâd want a fork.
Or at least a spork.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 16, 2024 8:00 PM |
[quote]Iâm tired of pissing every 30 minutes!!
Perhaps you should see a doctor.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 16, 2024 8:06 PM |
All my Watched Threads disappeared.
Then most of them reappeared.
Now I have to go hunt for the ones that are missing.
What kind of sorcery is going on here?
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 16, 2024 8:32 PM |
Someone just messaged me on Instagram claiming to be Keanu Reeves. There's a slight chance this may be a scam.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 16, 2024 8:33 PM |
My cat has conned me into a blissful dotage.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 16, 2024 8:44 PM |
Why would Keanu Reeves want to scam you?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 16, 2024 10:13 PM |
I am going to go to Costco tonight. My fridge is somewhat empty.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | July 16, 2024 10:28 PM |
I'm getting severe thunderstorm alerts and can hear the thunder in the distance. Forecast is for heavy rain, a lot of lightning and wind gusts up to 70 MPH. Nothing about tornados yet but this is not going to be fun. My poor dog will be terrified.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | July 16, 2024 10:55 PM |
Last 2 nights in a row, storms have woken me up at around 3am. Hoping for a good night sleep tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 16, 2024 10:58 PM |
I think the worst of the storm is over now although it's still raining but the sky is yellow. Some of those thunderclaps were window rattlers.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 17, 2024 12:10 AM |
I need to go to Walmart soon because my dog is getting low on Ol' Roy Biscuits. Of all the treats, she likes those best.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 17, 2024 2:11 AM |
Lesley Ann Warren and Ginger Rogers have been singing "impossible!" In my head for two days now. I have no idea what set that off.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 17, 2024 5:19 AM |
Tonight I watched The Exorcism with Russell Crowe. I thought it was good but he really let himself go. I might watch Speak No Evil tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 17, 2024 5:32 AM |
[quote]Lesley Ann Warren and Ginger Rogers have been singing "impossible!" In my head for two days now. I have no idea what set that off.
Which they never actually do in Lesley Ann's version of "Cinderella." She sings that song with Celeste Holm. Ginger Rogers plays the Queen and has no songs. You're a victim of false memories.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 17, 2024 8:05 AM |
It's too hot to sleep. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 17, 2024 8:32 AM |
Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 17, 2024 8:35 AM |
Woke up refreshed and in a good mood this morning.
Made a great cup of coffee and settled into my favorite chair to read my email. First email is Informed Delivery from the post office. Jury Summons in my mail today.
Good mood extinguished; day ruined.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 17, 2024 12:29 PM |
Informed Delivery giveth and then taketh away.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 17, 2024 6:00 PM |
I did get to go to Costco. Whew! What a relief. However, now, I have to go to my regular supermarket for some celery. I can go to the local health food store, but IMO, the best celery is conventionally-grown (not organic).
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 17, 2024 6:02 PM |
I ordered a Black & Decker Coffeemaker and a battery powered lantern from Prime Day.
The coffeemaker was $5 less than Target, big whoop. The lantern was marked down 40%.
The lantern will join my battery-operated fan and the rest of my power outage supplies.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 17, 2024 6:33 PM |
Now seems like a fantastic time to pop open a cold can of Pepsi Zero Sugar
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 17, 2024 7:08 PM |
I ordered a Lacoste polo, ck boxer briefs and another pop socket on Prime Day
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 17, 2024 7:09 PM |
I just made gazpacho. Iâm letting the flavors âmeld.â
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 17, 2024 7:40 PM |
I have horrible bloating and gas pains in my upper abdomen. Iâm drinking ginger tea and doing some stretching but itâs not helping. Plus am starting to feel hungry but obviously not going to eat anything probably for the rest of the day.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 17, 2024 7:46 PM |
If you find yourself at Sprouts Farmer's Market, I' recommend their Sprouts brand Sour Cherry Sorbet.
Very good, refreshing, low calorie, not terribly sour just the right amount.
It's limited edition I believe so maybe just available for summer.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 17, 2024 8:36 PM |
The cherries I got from Costco are huuuge! Never seen cherries this huge.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 17, 2024 8:39 PM |
Are you the incredible shrinking man, R226?
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 17, 2024 9:59 PM |
R224 here, this afternoon I started feeling much worse very quickly. Pounding headache, chills and fever. Just tested positive for Covid.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | July 17, 2024 11:46 PM |
Iâm not going to finger my pussy tonight
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 17, 2024 11:55 PM |
Charles Shaughnessy aka Mr. Sheffield from The Nanny is a Baron. Lord Shaughnessy!
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 18, 2024 12:44 AM |
What I feared has come upon me. I'm taking Ozempic and I soiled myself.
This morning I had explosive diarrhea while sitting on the commode. I thought everything was fine so I went shopping to Costco and a few other places.
When I came home I went to use the bathroom and my white underwear had a big shitstain on it. I had to throw them out but I don't know how it happened.
Did it leak out? Did I shart? So horrifying but thank God for the black shorts I was wearing.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 18, 2024 12:45 AM |
Severe thunderstorm warning!!!
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 18, 2024 12:46 AM |
I made Imperial Beef for dinner.
I hope this is just gas.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | July 18, 2024 12:48 AM |
It's 9:33 pm and still quite humid. As I'm typing this I just heard some thunder. I think we're in for another torrential downpour.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | July 18, 2024 1:34 AM |
NO LONGER A STEALTH SCAT THREAD
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 18, 2024 1:59 AM |
My iPad battery finally became so unreliable that I had to get a new iPad. No problem with the credit card transaction. (It was expensive b/c I bought a keyboard, etc.)
One month later: My iMac (no operating system update (computer too old) for 2 years) finally is running so slow as to be irritating. I ordered a new one. Credit card company put the skids on that transaction.
Price of iPad and iMac were about the same. Why did one transaction get flagged and the other one didn't?
by Anonymous | reply 236 | July 18, 2024 2:07 AM |
It's going to be in the 80s tomorrow. After two weeks of 90s it will feel refreshing.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | July 18, 2024 3:55 AM |
I was sitting on my porch tonight and the loudest owl I've ever heard is out there. I think he wants some.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 18, 2024 4:31 AM |
R214 thanks, you're right, but the time is still annoying as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 18, 2024 4:41 AM |
R217 every time I get a jury summons I throw it in the trash. Been doing it for years and nothing has ever happened to me. What are they going to do? Bust down my door? Ain't nobody got time for that!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 18, 2024 6:49 AM |
I made a strawberry pretzel salad.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 18, 2024 8:10 AM |
I would say you are one of the reasons America doesnât work right. But I get out of it too. There is no parking and/or they expect me to take a 2 1/2 hour bus ride down there.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 18, 2024 8:13 AM |
I need some help bustin' up my chifforobe.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 18, 2024 11:13 AM |
Love strawberry pretzel salad. Now I want strawberry pretzel salad.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 18, 2024 12:14 PM |
I enjoy a YouTuber named Beryl. She cooks foods from around the world.
Her eyebrows are comical but she refuses to do anything about them. I guess it's her "brand".
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 18, 2024 2:21 PM |
R236, did you call the CC company? Were they from the same company?
I ordered something once and Chase CC declined the purchase. When I asked why, they said they'd received complaints from other Chase CC customers that the website (or one similar) was a scam. I told them my purchase was made by me and they told me to go ahead and reorder; they would approve the charge.
One the other hand, AT THE HEIGHT OF THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC, AmEx allowed a purchase from Airbnb for $750!! When I called, they actually asked me, "You didn't make that purchase?" Fuck NO, I didn't charge an Airbnb!! Right now?? Seriously??
I've been with AmEx 37 years (they sent me a congratulatory email yesterday). At the time, I believe the minimum annual salary requirement was $40k.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | July 18, 2024 2:30 PM |
Testes.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | July 18, 2024 3:03 PM |
Cosmo / R246, kudos to you for making $40,000 37 years ago (1987). That was a ton of money, back then!
Anyway, yes, I called the CC company and resolved the issue. Yes, same CC company for both purchases. In the future, I will call in advance to let them know I'm making a large purchase.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | July 18, 2024 3:24 PM |
Amex HUMILIATED me at an Apple Store. They blamed security protocols. As if Iâve never bought a computer before.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 18, 2024 3:43 PM |
Had my annual optometrist appointment this morning. Now I'm stuck at home with the blinds closed because I had my eyes dilated.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 18, 2024 4:00 PM |
Three hours of loud mindlessly horrific shouting obscenities between my neighbor and her son. Even with calls to the police at 1 am
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 18, 2024 4:12 PM |
When in doubt, wait it out.
Unless you are cleaning leftovers out of the fridge, in which case, when in doubt, throw it out.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | July 18, 2024 4:41 PM |
I just stood over the kitchen sink to eat a very juicy plum. It was the right call, lots of juiciness flowing. Had to wash my hands immediately afterwards.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 18, 2024 5:34 PM |
Were they at least clever obscenities? I suppose thatâs too much to ask for.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 18, 2024 5:38 PM |
I'm gonna have to go back to Sprouts and get more of this Sour Cherry Sorbet; I really like it.
Only 480 calories for the entire container. Although I ate it in two separate sittings, so 240 calories per sitting.
This is all Tami and Kevin's fault.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 18, 2024 7:45 PM |
Among other tasks today I cleaned 3 shelves of the refrigerator. I prefer to do it in sections as needed.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 18, 2024 9:10 PM |
Fuck it. I'm going to have a Caesar (vodka and Clamato juice). Later I will make a greek salad and slice up a cold chicken breast for supper. It's 32 deg Celsius here.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 18, 2024 10:42 PM |
It's hot here, too. But for some reason, this morning got chilly. I took out my fuzzy slippers and put on my bathrobe. Not sure why. Am I sick? No, I don't think so.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | July 18, 2024 10:56 PM |
[quote] It's 32 deg Celsius here.
Is that hot or cold?
by Anonymous | reply 260 | July 18, 2024 10:58 PM |
Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | July 19, 2024 12:05 AM |
I have so damn many squirrelsâŠ. I had 5 in my front yard because I put out water for birds. I noticed I had these holes appearing in my garden beds and under trees. Real holes, not just little scratching to bury things, like squirrels do. I realized I hadnât seen the chipmunks for at least a week. Then I found big holes leading under my deck.
So I was pissed when I was watering plants yesterday and saw a squirrel freeze when it saw me. Thatâs weird, I thought. Squirrels are very bold. They usually treat me like their servant.
Then I noticed - the squirrel didnât have fur on its tail. And its very, very long tail was just hanging down instead of being curled at the end.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | July 19, 2024 12:30 AM |
Alopecia strikes one in 350 squirrels in the United States every day.
Much like the albino brown bear, squirrels with alopecia are 17.5% more likely than theyâre hirsute buddies to experience discrimination in food offerings.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | July 19, 2024 12:42 AM |
Their oh dear
by Anonymous | reply 264 | July 19, 2024 12:43 AM |
Tomorrow for breakfast Iâm having Plain Non Fat Greek Yogurt with Trader Joeâs Mediterranean Hummus mixed in.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | July 19, 2024 12:44 AM |
Isnât that a Bloody Mary, R258?
Make a red beer. Clamato plus your favorite cold brewski.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | July 19, 2024 12:44 AM |
R252- Move
by Anonymous | reply 267 | July 19, 2024 12:45 AM |
My car has been bugging me to get an oil change, so I scheduled one at my dealer (which offers loaner cars). An hour before I was scheduled to go in, I received a text saying they were out of loaner cars, but they offered to take me home in an Uber. Since I had meetings elsewhere, in town, not sure how that would help, much less get me back to the dealer when the work was done.
They also offered for me to wait, but I've seen routine tasks take hours there before (they once took over a week to change a seatbelt sensor).
by Anonymous | reply 268 | July 19, 2024 4:44 AM |
Fucking hell. FUCK you, cbs, nobody give a flying fuck about your fucking big brother shit!!
Get to the damn local news so I can watch Colbert!
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by Anonymous | reply 269 | July 19, 2024 4:49 AM |
R269 simmer down
by Anonymous | reply 270 | July 19, 2024 11:47 AM |
My cardiac stress-test showed no blockages.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | July 19, 2024 2:40 PM |
Intermittent fasting ends in 10 minutes. Lost another kilo 20-25 weeks of this to go.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | July 19, 2024 2:49 PM |
King's Hawaiian Mini Sub Rolls were BOGO today. I got one deal.
Also BOGO were Snack Factory Pretzel Crisps and Arm & Hammer Anti-Perspirant. I got two of the Original flavor pretzel crisps and two of the Arm & Hammer Ultra Max.
Arm & Hammer isn't my usual brand of deodorant but I figure they will come in handy for travel or my guest bathroom.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | July 19, 2024 3:55 PM |
I might stop at Dairy Queen after an appointment later today.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | July 19, 2024 4:13 PM |
I might flash my pussy sometime next month
by Anonymous | reply 275 | July 19, 2024 4:27 PM |
Will they be serving teacakes?
by Anonymous | reply 276 | July 19, 2024 4:30 PM |
First BLT of Summer!
It feels like an Allrecipe comment.
I didnât have beefsteak or gnarly farm tomatoes so I used Roma. I didnât have romaine so I used part of a âchoppedâ kit. I didnât have miracle whip so I used aioli. I didnât fry the bacon, I baked it at 325 forever. The bread wasnât cheap, white, and square; it was wide-ass white.
The whole thing tasted great.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | July 19, 2024 4:43 PM |
Good thing you ran out of Miracle Whip.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | July 19, 2024 4:54 PM |
Saw corn in my dogâs shit
by Anonymous | reply 279 | July 19, 2024 5:14 PM |
I like Arm & Hammer liquid laundry detergent and baking soda toothpaste.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | July 19, 2024 5:39 PM |
I can't use A&H baking soda toothpaste. The baking soda gives me crusties on the sides of my mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | July 19, 2024 5:45 PM |
My Amazon Prime âfreeâ delivery says estimated delivery Monday. What happened to 2-day shipping?
by Anonymous | reply 282 | July 19, 2024 5:46 PM |
[quote] I got two of the Original flavor pretzel crisps and two of the Arm & Hammer Ultra Max.
Don't confuse them!
by Anonymous | reply 283 | July 19, 2024 5:50 PM |
Day 28 total knee replacement. 4 weeks!! I am self sufficient, even driving short distances for groceries, etc. Flexion and pain continues to improve. Still taking Extra Strength Tylenol every 4-6 hrs. It's amazing how quickly the body can recover!
by Anonymous | reply 284 | July 19, 2024 5:54 PM |
There's construction going up up the road from me, and a truck has been making that "backing up beep" sound for about two hours now. I expect if it continues he'll end up in Rhode Island. Backwards.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | July 19, 2024 6:39 PM |
I forot to put my garbage out on Wednesday night. I didn't go to work like I usually do so I completely forgot. If i'd gone out, I would have noticed my neighbors' garbage and recycling and remembered. I woke up Thursday morning to the sound of the garbage or recylcing truck backing up. Next week I will have at least 3 bags, if not 4, of garbage because I have some other things that were supposed to go out. I think the limit is 5.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | July 19, 2024 7:09 PM |
My car wonât startđ
Had to Uber to an appointment. Waiting for roadside assistance. Probably need a new battery, though the car has âbrake system problemâ alerts.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | July 19, 2024 9:15 PM |
Maybe it's the brakes, r287?
by Anonymous | reply 288 | July 19, 2024 9:38 PM |
Maybe. But I read online that a dead battery can lead to odd warnings including âbrake system problemâ
by Anonymous | reply 289 | July 19, 2024 9:48 PM |
I walked a block or so to the corner market for some popsicles. There was a homeless man, naked from the waist down, in front of the store. I just went ahead inside and got my popsicles.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | July 19, 2024 10:13 PM |
There is so much more to be said about the homeless man, naked from the waist down.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | July 19, 2024 10:16 PM |
I would check the brakes
by Anonymous | reply 292 | July 19, 2024 10:27 PM |
It was the battery.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | July 19, 2024 10:27 PM |
Nobody cares
by Anonymous | reply 294 | July 19, 2024 10:40 PM |
Which is the ABSOLUTE point of these threads, r294.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | July 19, 2024 11:09 PM |
[quote] Nobody cares
Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | July 19, 2024 11:21 PM |
Fuck your battery
by Anonymous | reply 297 | July 20, 2024 12:00 AM |
Why so unkind r297, r296, r294?
What the world needs now is love sweet love.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | July 20, 2024 12:06 AM |
Iâve had a bad day all right. Iâm fucking sorry!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 299 | July 20, 2024 12:07 AM |
I know you all want to fuck me so donât try to tell me otherwise
by Anonymous | reply 300 | July 20, 2024 12:10 AM |
Fuckinâ in the eveninâ
by Anonymous | reply 301 | July 20, 2024 12:14 AM |
I like men not boys
by Anonymous | reply 302 | July 20, 2024 12:23 AM |
Iâm out n parole
by Anonymous | reply 303 | July 20, 2024 1:13 AM |
R303, thatâs just thug talk for âIâm dressed with day gloves and parasol, Mother! May we get custards at the drive-through near the Kia dealer?â
by Anonymous | reply 304 | July 20, 2024 4:18 AM |
Reading three books at once feels like a slow drip achievement.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | July 20, 2024 8:38 AM |
I'm at my lake cabin. It's hot today. 26°C and 22°C in the water. Going swimming soon to cool off.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | July 20, 2024 10:30 AM |
Is that hot?
by Anonymous | reply 307 | July 20, 2024 12:43 PM |
R307 For Norway, yes. Especially this year. It's been a shitty summer. Mostly just rain and cold temps, like 15°C. This is the first "heat wave" we've had this summer, and July is almost over. It's been THAT bad. It's probably the worst summer we've had in like 20 years. I'm not exaggerating. It's been horrible. I had to turn on the heat in my living room. Anyway, happy for the few nice days we got. Tomorrow will be the last nice day for a while. Then it will start raining again on Monday :(
by Anonymous | reply 308 | July 20, 2024 12:52 PM |
I really need to hire a cleaning lady.
I just don't have the vim and vigor I once had.
There's a sister duo on nextdoor .com who have 124 positives votes. They got an award for Best of 2023.
I shall give them a ring.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | July 20, 2024 2:27 PM |
I first hired my cleaning service over a decade ago when I was working crazy overtime hours and didn't have the energy to clean. Best choice ever, and I'm never going back.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | July 20, 2024 3:48 PM |
I prefer chimichangas to burritos.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | July 20, 2024 6:30 PM |
I clean my own small apartment. But if you guys like to hire a cleaning person, go ahead.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | July 20, 2024 6:32 PM |
r312, I'm going to hire cleaning [bold]sisters[/bold]!!
by Anonymous | reply 313 | July 20, 2024 6:37 PM |
Does anyone know if that company that advertises cleaning a home for 20 dollars legit?
Is it just that first time rate then you pay a regular fee thereafter or what?
Seems too good to be true, honestly.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | July 20, 2024 7:13 PM |
$20 sounds too cheap and too good to be true.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | July 20, 2024 7:16 PM |
I thought it was bad that L&O SVU had a boner for the name Lewis but they love the name Avery even more:
Avery Parker
Avery Jordan
Cheryl Avery
Avery Shaw
Avery Capshaw
by Anonymous | reply 316 | July 20, 2024 7:30 PM |
My mom used to clean the house before the cleaning lady got there.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | July 20, 2024 7:37 PM |
I'm motivated to clean house, now. We'll see whether I act upon this.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | July 20, 2024 7:39 PM |
I need to get started soon on my Lydia Bastianich recipe for Marinara sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | July 20, 2024 7:41 PM |
I had to put things away before my cleaning lady came because otherwise she would decide where they go and Iâd never find them.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | July 20, 2024 8:11 PM |
r309 having someone clean your home is such a nice treat. I have a lady come in once a month (small apartment). I've been doing this for years. I have no desire to spend my free time cleaning, and even if I did, my cleaning lady does a much better job than I could ever do.
Do it! It's worth the expense.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | July 20, 2024 8:23 PM |
The one with the pork neck bones, R319?
Itâs a delicious, authentic sauce but I really donât like that the neck bones break up and you might accidentally bite down on a small bone whilst eating your spaghetti or meatballs.
Have you ever made her Sunday supper ragĂș? With the meatballs and the braciole? Itâs amazing, but very labor intensive.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | July 20, 2024 8:27 PM |
I also live in a small apartment, r321. What do you do while the cleaning person is there? I think I would find it awkward and uncomfortable.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | July 20, 2024 9:33 PM |
I watched the horror movie Sting last night. Enjoyed it thoroughly and thought it was better than Arachnophobia.
Might rent In A Violent Nature tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | July 20, 2024 9:41 PM |
R323 you go out!
by Anonymous | reply 325 | July 20, 2024 9:48 PM |
I went outside intending to do some weeding in the garden but it overwhelmed me and I didnât do anything. Iâm back inside having some watermelon.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | July 20, 2024 10:08 PM |
Thereâs a dead Blue Jay in my garden.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | July 20, 2024 10:10 PM |
R322- No. This a recipe from the NYT titled Classic Marinara Sauce by Lydia Bastianich.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | July 20, 2024 10:12 PM |
Looks like rain.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | July 20, 2024 10:13 PM |
I did the math -- Using the same amount of electricity I can operate my window AC for 1 full hour to cool my daytime rooms vs. 10 minutes with my central 3-ton HVAC.
Big savings and no difference in comfort.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | July 20, 2024 10:16 PM |
Why do you have both?
by Anonymous | reply 331 | July 20, 2024 10:19 PM |
I spelled her first name wrong. It's Lidia Bastianich not Lydia.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | July 20, 2024 11:20 PM |
You're forgiven.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | July 20, 2024 11:23 PM |
r331 -- HVAC companies always want to sell you HVAC with systems with two-stage or with inverter technology. The idea being the machine will only work as hard as it needs to satisfy the thermostat, saving electricity/money. On mild days, low speed; on super hot days, full speed. Such HVAC equipment is expensive.
Augmenting my home's HVAC with a window unit allows me to reduce my energy use yet still remain comfortable. I only need to bring on the central AC on 95Ë+ afternoons. It is the same thing as two-stage or inverter technology but is a much cheaper way to achieve the same goal -- efficiently and comfortably reduce energy use.
My window unit operates from a window at the rear of my house, not seen from the street.
Doing this is one of the smarter things I have done to keep money in my bank account rather than sending it to the power company.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | July 20, 2024 11:31 PM |
My god in heaven.
Will no one teach Dave Roberts how to manage his fucking pitching team???
His incompetent handling of his pitchers is an abomination.
Jesus Christ on a crutch. đĄđ€Ź
by Anonymous | reply 335 | July 21, 2024 12:36 AM |
How many days until winter?
by Anonymous | reply 336 | July 21, 2024 1:01 AM |
R323 great question!
My first cleaning lady could only come on Saturdays, so I would time my errand-running at the time she was to arrive. I'd have her clean my bedroom first, and then basically hang out there for the remainder of the time she was cleaning. It took her about 4 hours total.
My new cleaning lady comes on Mondays (one of the days that I commute to the office). This works out perfectly!
I've always given my cleaning ladies keys to my apartment. NEVER had an issue of theft etc.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | July 21, 2024 11:25 AM |
Went to my great nephew's high school graduation party yesterday. It was nice seeing the family and the weather was great. Stayed about 3.5 hours (which is a lot for this introvert), but as it was getting more crowded with his classmates, I left.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | July 21, 2024 12:32 PM |
I had Eggo Thick and Fluffy Cinnamon Brown Sugar Waffles for breakfast. The flavor is not overpowering, very good, recommend. Prepared them in the airy fryer. 360 for 7 minutes, flip them mid-way, nice and crispy. Maybe 5-6 minutes if not using the "thick and fluffy" variety.
Used a new maple syrup, Sapjack and it was also good. They had a bourbon aged variety but I got the regular one which still had a tiny bit of bourbon flavor in my opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | July 21, 2024 1:09 PM |
You booze bag! ^^
by Anonymous | reply 340 | July 21, 2024 1:13 PM |
[quote]You booze bag! ^^
That's possible.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | July 21, 2024 1:37 PM |
[quote] Stayed about 3.5 hours (which is a lot for this introvert), but as it was getting more crowded with his classmates, I left.
Just as the party was getting started?
by Anonymous | reply 342 | July 21, 2024 1:42 PM |
Bryan Singer would be interested in the junior high graduation, not the high school graduation.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | July 21, 2024 5:01 PM |
Suck me
by Anonymous | reply 344 | July 21, 2024 5:29 PM |
I donât care what your mama says. Pussy smells like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | July 21, 2024 6:04 PM |
I wouldnât know.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | July 21, 2024 8:41 PM |
I know FDS does.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | July 21, 2024 8:43 PM |
My asshole is that n excellent condition
by Anonymous | reply 348 | July 21, 2024 9:12 PM |
I had one tiny coffee this morning and I'm still awake.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | July 22, 2024 5:25 AM |
my neighbors burn their baby's shitty diapers in the fireplace.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | July 22, 2024 11:21 AM |
I'm sure that makes it quite festive during the holidays.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | July 22, 2024 11:31 AM |
I left a message for the cleaning sisters.
A tinge of sadness having to admit I need help but also excited about this new chapter in my life.
I haven't broken the news to my dachshunds yet. I'm waiting for the right time.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | July 22, 2024 1:23 PM |
Inbox zero.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | July 22, 2024 2:24 PM |
I bought fresh evoo at WF based on the NYTâs Wirecutter recommendations . Both a cooking evoo and a âfinishingâ evoo. Iâm such a lemming.
My old evoo had been sitting around too long, and Iâve only recently started cooking again. I poured it down the drain. What a waste.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | July 22, 2024 3:46 PM |
Poo!!
by Anonymous | reply 355 | July 22, 2024 4:03 PM |
Why are you pouring oil down the drain? That's the worst thing for a drain.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | July 22, 2024 4:28 PM |
Smell my fingers
by Anonymous | reply 357 | July 22, 2024 4:38 PM |
I cooked chicken and dumplings at 7am to beat the heat.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | July 22, 2024 4:57 PM |
Great. Now Iâve destroyed my house.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | July 22, 2024 4:57 PM |
I poured it down the drain because I wanted to recycle the bottle.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | July 22, 2024 4:58 PM |
I have realized that I either can't buy a big container of cut watermelon or I have to eat it more consistently. I just opened the Tupperware container and it smelled sour. I had grapes instead but I really wanted watermelon today. It's been wonderfully refreshing these last few really hot and humid days. Maybe I should just buy the smaller container every couple of days for the next few weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | July 22, 2024 5:00 PM |
Okay., Iâve poured baking soda and vinegar in the drain to be followed by boiling water. Iâm told that will convert the fatty acids in the oil to soap and glycerin. Maybe my house is not destroyed.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | July 22, 2024 5:07 PM |
And maybe it is.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | July 22, 2024 5:11 PM |
[quote]My old evoo had been sitting around too long, and Iâve only recently started cooking again. I poured it down the drain. What a waste.
A waste indeed, have you seen what olive oil costs these days?
by Anonymous | reply 364 | July 22, 2024 5:21 PM |
Having just bought two bottles of the stuff, yes. Yes, I have.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | July 22, 2024 5:24 PM |
Run some hot water (from the tap) down the drain for maybe 10 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | July 22, 2024 5:32 PM |
I might as well burn the house down and collect on the insurance.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | July 22, 2024 5:51 PM |
And this year is the houseâs centennial. 100 years of living destroyed by a single careless moment.
Iâm so ashamed.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | July 22, 2024 5:53 PM |
I'd like to like pomegranate seltzer but don't know if I do.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | July 22, 2024 6:11 PM |
R368 et al.
You need to get cooking oil absorber. It's a powder you sprinkle on your used oil, it solidifies it and then you just scrape into the trash. Obviously, available on Amazon.
And don't ever, ever, EVER make such a silly mistake again! Naughty boy.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | July 22, 2024 8:19 PM |
They were sold out of the homemade lasagna at the local market.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | July 22, 2024 8:25 PM |
That pumpkin face Bush daughter who hosts that morning show is annoying.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | July 22, 2024 8:58 PM |
I don't like the Snack Factory pretzel crisps I got BOGO.
I shall trash the rest of this bag and give the other bag away.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | July 22, 2024 9:21 PM |
R371, wouldnât that be store made lasagna and not homemade?
by Anonymous | reply 374 | July 22, 2024 10:07 PM |
Hmm ... I've been buying 5-lb. containers of cut watermelon (single person household) and it's been keeping well. I don't have to eat it very quickly. The store cuts the melon on-site, though. So, maybe it's fresher.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | July 22, 2024 10:56 PM |
Thank you for the chicken cooked in milk recipe, Turkish Youtube Lady With Pudgy Hands!
I fucked up the recipe (because I have special needs!) and it still turned out awesome.
The recipe calls for boiling the chicken in milk and then frying it. I canât have fried food, so I baked it. It is sooo tender and it has absorbed more of the spices than I thought. Next time, Iâll up the cayenne pepper and sneak in some garlic. I may also try replacing the half&half with greek yogurt.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | July 22, 2024 11:19 PM |
You don't have to sneak with the garlic. Just do it out in the open.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | July 22, 2024 11:24 PM |
Not if youâre cooking for the British Royal Family
by Anonymous | reply 378 | July 23, 2024 12:02 AM |
r378 is it because they're secretly vampires? I had a suspicion.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | July 23, 2024 10:46 AM |
I had a ribeye steak on the grill for breakfast.
My body was craving it. I am anemic so that may be the reason for the craving.
Whatever the case, it did the trick and I'm now feeling satisfied and raring to go.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | July 23, 2024 12:43 PM |
R375, I belive mine is also cut fresh at the supermarket. I don't remember what day I bought it. I think it was a Friday and the freshest day may be Sunday when they restock the shelves.
Rest assured, I'm not giving up. The watermelon this season has been fantastic. It reminds me of the watermelon my Grandmother used serve. She knew how to pick out a ripe watermelon like no one else!
by Anonymous | reply 381 | July 23, 2024 12:46 PM |
I made black bean soup. The recipe calls for 14 cloves of garlic!
by Anonymous | reply 382 | July 23, 2024 12:55 PM |
My cat doesnât understand why I get to be a fat whore while sheâs fed only enough to keep trim and fit.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | July 23, 2024 1:53 PM |
Datalounge has convinced me to vote for Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | July 23, 2024 4:00 PM |
I dropped my ceramic knife. If did not survive.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | July 23, 2024 6:07 PM |
[quote]I made black bean soup. The recipe calls for 14 cloves of garlic!
Perfect for a light supper in hot summer weather!
by Anonymous | reply 386 | July 23, 2024 6:23 PM |
There is a lone orange leaf on one of my maple trees. I've never seen one in July before, how odd.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | July 23, 2024 7:11 PM |
Someone named hotnhapoysenior on chatburbste has the biggest, loosest looking asshole ever
by Anonymous | reply 388 | July 23, 2024 8:50 PM |
I rescued or stole two dropped house plants from work and now theyâve outgrown the bigger pots. I was thinking of buying them each a buddy plant of their own variety - kind of like getting your cat a cat. I need to buy bigger flower pots.
Composting is next, but thatâs stupid in an apartment and Iâm not plugging in a composter. How many electrical appliances do I have to maintain in a day?
by Anonymous | reply 389 | July 24, 2024 2:24 AM |
I'm erect right now.
Why aren't you?
by Anonymous | reply 390 | July 24, 2024 5:26 AM |
Fucking assholes are still letting off fireworks the last 2 nights. Iâm Sick and tired of my dog being scared and all the stuff I have to do to calm him down.
I hope they blow their heads off.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | July 24, 2024 5:33 AM |
My earworm of the day is Maneater by Hall and Oates. Good one, it could be worse.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | July 24, 2024 5:39 AM |
I'm getting surgery tomorrow and am wide awake. Probably because I still have a million things that need to be done, like trimming the cat's nails. She'd never let my partner do that.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | July 24, 2024 6:09 AM |
Don't worry about sleep R38, they'll give you something to knock you out before surgery. Sweet dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | July 24, 2024 6:53 AM |
Three O' Clock in the morning, getting ready for bed. Paul McCartney wrote those lyrics on one of his solo's. Band on the Run, I believe. Now I remember.....
by Anonymous | reply 395 | July 24, 2024 7:38 AM |
I don't particularly care for dark chocolate, of any percentage.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | July 24, 2024 9:43 AM |
Simple Joys Banana Bread from Sprouts Farmers Market is very good.
Never found a store-bought banana bread I liked until this one. Never even liked the one from The Fresh Market everyone raves about. Will repurchase this one from Sprouts.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | July 24, 2024 10:09 AM |
I slept terrible last night. I definitely need to take a nap later.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | July 24, 2024 1:59 PM |
Why wait?
by Anonymous | reply 399 | July 24, 2024 2:03 PM |
R399- I need to get my day started- I shall certainly make time for a nap later.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | July 24, 2024 2:23 PM |
[quote]Don't worry about sleep [R38], they'll give you something to knock you out before surgery. Sweet dreams.
Thank you! It can't get here soon enough.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | July 24, 2024 4:16 PM |
I'm contemplating whether to use a tube of Cortizone-10 Maximum Strength Anti Itch Cream that expired 4/24 or toss it and get a new tube.
WWDLD? (What Would DataLoungers Do)
by Anonymous | reply 402 | July 24, 2024 5:27 PM |
Use it, you fool.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | July 24, 2024 5:29 PM |
[quote]you fool.
That's possible.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | July 24, 2024 5:32 PM |
Use it. See if it works.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | July 24, 2024 5:43 PM |
Thatâs why youâre a fool. Do you imagine it turns toxic a few months past its expiration date? It either works or it doesnât. Use it. If it doesnât work buy a new one.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | July 24, 2024 5:56 PM |
Is the name calling really necessary?
I didn't try to assassinate your partner or your dog or cat.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | July 24, 2024 6:13 PM |
Not terribly hungry today.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | July 24, 2024 6:13 PM |
Has anyone seen Longlegs? Can't decide if I want to see it.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | July 24, 2024 6:16 PM |
Eating some cut watermelon from the supermarket.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | July 24, 2024 8:22 PM |
I just shoplifted some bug repellent from the Big Y. I had to draw the line somewhere. A can of Off! for 20 bucks. No. Jesus would have done the same.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | July 24, 2024 9:44 PM |
Jesus would have done without.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | July 24, 2024 10:12 PM |
Not if he did a lot of hiking on trails in New England. He might be able to heal his own bug bites but I can't.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | July 24, 2024 10:13 PM |
I found out I intimidate others. This makes me sad.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | July 24, 2024 10:15 PM |
Jesus would have suffered all the little bugs to come unto him.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | July 24, 2024 10:30 PM |
If you can afford to go hiking you can afford to pay for bug spray, but youâre a deluded thief who seeks to cloak his criminality in victimhood.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | July 24, 2024 10:35 PM |
Yes I can AFFORD the bug spray. Doesn't mean I'm going to pay that much for it. I prayed on it and Jesus said snatch it. He thinks the price is a bigger sin than me stealing it. If I see some poors on the trail I'll let them use some.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | July 24, 2024 10:38 PM |
Jesus did not say snatch it. You were talking to SATAN.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | July 24, 2024 10:40 PM |
I have a particularly nice meatus. Well placed.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | July 24, 2024 10:58 PM |
Cleaning sisters are coming Friday. I'm giddy excited.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | July 24, 2024 11:05 PM |
Iâm making a few pairs of shorts from old sweatpants. Without a hem, they make me look like an alley scrap picker from the 60s. Iâm hoping for more of a âSoviet Mandatory Athletic Fun and Optimismâ look.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | July 24, 2024 11:26 PM |
I'm watching Wuthering Heights (1939) on youtube.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | July 24, 2024 11:45 PM |
The dentist rescheduled from 9 this morning to 1 on Friday. It's OK.
So I got a haircut this morning instead and my barber was very chatty.
Traffic was terrible, though. It always is now.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | July 24, 2024 11:51 PM |
On day 7 of COVID and still coughing up a lung. I think one of the reasons I got hit so hard this time is that I was run down before I got sick. Iâve been forcing myself to go to bed at 10:00. If nothing else, I look better now that Iâm well rested.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | July 25, 2024 12:39 AM |
[quote] Cleaning sisters are coming Friday. I'm giddy excited.
Let us know how it turns out.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | July 25, 2024 1:49 AM |
My coworker, who is around my age, whose name begins with a J, and who went to Catholic school, said he couldn't read my handwriting (capital "J" in script or cursive). Not sure what kind of Catholic school he went to.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | July 25, 2024 5:57 AM |
I bought two Kyocera ceramic knives from Amazon and then discovered they sell the same knives with a different color handle for about half the price, so now Iâm returning the first knives (which theyâll probably have to junk) and ordering them again. It would make more sense to just refund me $35, but thatâs not how Amazon rolls.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | July 25, 2024 1:34 PM |
It would be too difficult for me to give up dairy altogether. Maybe I could just cut down.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | July 25, 2024 1:45 PM |
My central air is not dehumidifying.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | July 25, 2024 3:46 PM |
I just moved into my new house. I had to change my address with DMV.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | July 25, 2024 3:58 PM |
I have to water my friend's garden shortly. They are away until next week.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | July 25, 2024 4:01 PM |
Service guy is here. Wish me luck, gals!
by Anonymous | reply 432 | July 25, 2024 4:22 PM |
I hope you're wearing a fresh muumuu.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | July 25, 2024 4:24 PM |
I have a new jacket that I think might be good for long plane rides. (I get really cold on the plane.) However, my old wool jacket is so damn warm (but bulky!) that I am loathe to experiment with this new jacket.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | July 25, 2024 11:50 PM |
So I finally got around to making the base for pistachio ice cream.
All these recipes are sort of involved but the reward is well worth it.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | July 26, 2024 12:27 AM |
I'm making Trader Joe's lasagna for dinner, along with garlic bread from Sprouts.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | July 26, 2024 12:32 AM |
I heard that the 2034 Olympics are to be held in Salt Lake City. It hit me that I probably won't still be around to see them, I'm not young. It makes me feel sad.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | July 26, 2024 12:56 AM |
Iâve got more problems than a math book
by Anonymous | reply 438 | July 26, 2024 1:07 AM |
My nerve block is wearing off so it's time for pain pills.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | July 26, 2024 2:21 AM |
[quote]It hit me that I probably won't still be around to see them, I'm not young. It makes me feel sad.
I too am old. However, the prospect absolutely elates me.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | July 26, 2024 7:49 AM |
I used America's Test Kitchen "recipe" for making a full pot of coffee this morning.
55g of coffee and 34 oz. (964g) of water.
Very good.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | July 26, 2024 11:28 AM |
I prepared two Eggo waffles in the air fryer until they were very crispy.
Then I took a pint of strawberry Haagen Dazs ice cream, laid it on its side and with a serrated knife cut through the packaging at 1/2 inch intervals making round disks.
Then I peeled the packaging off one of the larger disks and put it between the two warm waffles and ate it.
Dee-licious.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | July 26, 2024 1:07 PM |
And the rest of the ice cream?
by Anonymous | reply 443 | July 26, 2024 1:33 PM |
I put the rest of the disks in an airtight container and into the freezer and will use on an as needed basis for future waffle ice cream sandwiches.
The smaller disks from the bottom end of the container will have to be cut into triangles and cobbled onto a waffle.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | July 26, 2024 1:38 PM |
Lost a 1.2 kilos, but I can't celebrate with food.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | July 26, 2024 2:16 PM |
Amazon delayed my Prime Day purchase delivery again.
by Anonymous | reply 446 | July 26, 2024 2:31 PM |
Walgreens had to scan half-a-dozen Visa gift cards this morning before they could find one to sell me.
I hope the recipient will be able to use the card.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | July 26, 2024 2:49 PM |
My car usually makes a rattling noise for a few seconds on a cold start. I took it to a local mechanic and told them the VTC actuator needed to be replaced because it's a known issue with the 2015 Honda Fit. They told me I was wrong replaced a different part then charged me $400. The rattling sound is now louder and more consistent.
The dealer quoted me $2,200 to replace the actuator and the timing chain since they have to take it off anyway. Most owners just live with it because it doesn't harm the engine and someone mentioned after a year the noise comes back.
Dwelling on what I should do.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | July 26, 2024 2:55 PM |
Live with it. $2,200 for a one-year fix makes no sense.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | July 26, 2024 3:25 PM |
I ordered a dumbbell set from Amazon on Prime Day last week. But Amazon sent me two sets of the same dumbbells. I began a return, and instead of dragging them to UPS, Amazon will pick them up from my house.
This is not the first time Amazon has screwed up an exercise equipment order I've made. I once bought a squat bar, and a few days after receiving it, I got another one sent.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | July 26, 2024 3:51 PM |
[quote]Dwelling on what I should do.
I feel sure a bus pass would be cheaper.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | July 26, 2024 5:14 PM |
My breasts are cold.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | July 26, 2024 8:17 PM |
Big Y and Stop & Shop are closing their delis in the wake of a listeria outbreak. I'm so glad I don't have to go to the store this weekend. These Yankees take their cold cuts verrrry seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | July 26, 2024 8:40 PM |
My hole is mine
by Anonymous | reply 454 | July 26, 2024 10:44 PM |
I just watched a youtuber demonstrate how her Korean mom throws her slippers at her when she's mad.
I thought only Italian parents and grandparents from the old country threw their slippers.
I thought my family was unique, but I guess not.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | July 27, 2024 1:23 AM |
Iâm going to Tai Chi class tomorrow morning and have no idea what to expect. Like it or hate it, itâs only an hour. I really hope I like it and that it will help me with meditation.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | July 27, 2024 2:10 AM |
Dude, where then hell have you been?
Chancla đ©Ž throwing is legend. Among many, many cultures.
Mexican moms could teach a thing, or ten, about chancla throwing.
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by Anonymous | reply 457 | July 27, 2024 3:04 AM |
My pistachio ice cream turned out amazing!
Damn, thatâs tasty.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | July 27, 2024 3:05 AM |
Tomorrow I might go see the movie Twisters. I don't like Glenn Powell, but everyone is raving about the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | July 27, 2024 3:46 AM |
R455 my mother threw magazines. We could tell when we got home from school how often the dogs had gotten in front of the TV and blocked her view of Gene Rayburn or Bob Barker by the height and extent of the magazine pile in front of the set
by Anonymous | reply 460 | July 27, 2024 4:44 AM |
I want to know how the cleaning sisters did.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | July 27, 2024 5:54 AM |
Woke up early. Going to the cabin today. I'm going swimming, sunbathing, grilling, fishing etc. I can't wait!
by Anonymous | reply 462 | July 27, 2024 6:11 AM |
R459 Kevin McHale from Glee said Glen Powell is one of the nicest people he's ever met.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | July 27, 2024 6:12 AM |
Heâs being sold as a Fred MacMurray, so Iâll eventually see him in something. Movies about wind do not excite me.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | July 27, 2024 7:40 AM |
R455 Nuns reportedly threw slippers at the TV when the late disgraced Cardinal Bernard Law would appear on the screen before fleeing Boston for Rome after he covered up years of sexual abuse by priests.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | July 27, 2024 11:38 AM |
We were supposed to have blue skies today but it's hazy due to Canada wildfires. This seems to be a trend with them in summer.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | July 27, 2024 12:35 PM |
[quote]I want to know how the cleaning sisters did.
They were [bold]amazing[/bold]!!
After they left I was like a kid at Christmas just looking around at everything in awe.
Swept the front porch. wiped down the rocking chairs and front door, swept the garage, I could go on about little things they did we hadn't gone over when the one sister came over for the walk thru and pricing. They were tipped handsomely. My doxies loved them too.
I know people say cleaning ladies are always good at first and then the quality drops but it stood out to me that their reviews on nextdoor. com all mentioned the quality of their work remaining consistent over long periods of time.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | July 27, 2024 1:08 PM |
My throat is bothering me a bit. I think I might have Covid. Someone in my office was out Thursday and he had Covid. He might have given it to me the other day. I'm ruthless about exercise so I'm still going to take my 4.2 mile walk soon.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | July 27, 2024 1:28 PM |
Could we have Covid Drinking Days?
Perhaps once a month, on a Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday everyone just agrees by custom that we all start drinking at 10am.
by Anonymous | reply 469 | July 27, 2024 4:11 PM |
Had a piece of a round "baby watermelon" last night. It was okay. Somehow I expected it to be sweeter.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | July 27, 2024 4:47 PM |
R470 - In future only buy wedges of watermelon this way you can see how deep red the color is- if it's a deep rich red it's more likely to be properly ripe and properly tasty.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | July 27, 2024 8:03 PM |
I've been doing lip pinch acupressure when I get leg cramps and it works to relieve the cramp.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | July 27, 2024 8:52 PM |
But it's hell on the lip.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | July 27, 2024 9:18 PM |
R462, how is it done? Upper or lower lip? How much pressure and how long?
Yeah, I know I can Google it, but it's good to read what actually works for someone.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | July 28, 2024 12:37 AM |
I had cereal for supper.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | July 28, 2024 1:11 AM |
I was having charley horse in the middle of the night and this helped so much and easy to do while half asleep.
by Anonymous | reply 476 | July 28, 2024 1:21 AM |
I have a million things to do yet here I sit watching The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | July 28, 2024 2:01 PM |
Mary!
by Anonymous | reply 478 | July 28, 2024 4:56 PM |
I just googled "how to easily separate coffee filters".
by Anonymous | reply 479 | July 28, 2024 7:31 PM |
I mowed the grass and it took me forever since I let it grow too long and there's a lot of it. I think I'll hire someone to do it next year, I'm getting too old for this shit.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | July 28, 2024 7:41 PM |
There was a guy in another thread who was frustrated that the guy who mowed his grass didn't text him back promptly.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | July 28, 2024 8:25 PM |
I ate a delicious BLT but now I have the hiccups.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | July 29, 2024 2:36 AM |
I bought some groceries and then was confused what to make for dinner. Too many options.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | July 29, 2024 2:46 AM |
My tailbone hurts, this is a first.
by Anonymous | reply 484 | July 29, 2024 3:18 AM |
I can't cook on grocery day. It's a lot of work to shop and put everything away. Plus, I'll wash all fruits, etc. (when I get home from food shopping), so that's enough food prep for me.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | July 29, 2024 3:23 AM |
July is almost over and it feels like the 4th was just the other day.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | July 29, 2024 3:35 AM |
My hair is dry from the heat. It's like straw. I can't decide if I should put olive or coconut oil in it or a leave-in conditioner.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | July 29, 2024 5:28 AM |
I like the straw look for you.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | July 29, 2024 2:10 PM |
Like Trump per another thread, I'm unhappy and feeling sorry for myself.
I'm a much nicer person than he is, though.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | July 29, 2024 2:22 PM |
I saw a nice chair at Staples yesterday. I'm thinking about buying it, but what do I do with the old one?
by Anonymous | reply 490 | July 29, 2024 3:17 PM |
Put it on the curb for the furniture scavengers.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | July 29, 2024 3:32 PM |
If your hair looks like straw, maybe a trim is in order.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | July 29, 2024 3:48 PM |
R491 Itâs already Christmas in July here: lots of chairs, tables, desks, air fryers, file cabinets, bookcases, etc. on the sidewalks for the next month or so.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | July 29, 2024 3:50 PM |
[quote]what do I do with the old one?
Paint it red and throw it out the window.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | July 29, 2024 4:11 PM |
I don't understand people who say they "love the heat". It feels like an oven outside and you love it?
by Anonymous | reply 495 | July 29, 2024 4:24 PM |
I love the people who say âItâs hot out, but itâs not so bad because itâs a dry heat.â
Soâs the inside of my oven but I wouldnât want to live there.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | July 29, 2024 4:26 PM |
Dry heat is less dangerous and uncomfortable because perspiration can evaporate and cool the body. High humidity makes the bodyâs natural cooling system ineffective.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | July 29, 2024 4:29 PM |
Then I shall amend my comment to read: "I don't understand people who live in high humidity areas who say they "love the heat". I perspire just walking to my car in a supermarket parking lot and I'm not overweight.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | July 29, 2024 4:35 PM |
I hate Neil Diamondâs voice. Iâve always hated it. WHY IS IT ON SO MANY FUCKING COMMERCIALS NOW?
Make it stop.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | July 29, 2024 5:06 PM |
[quote] I've been doing lip pinch acupressure when I get leg cramps and it works to relieve the cramp
Why are you having leg cramps? Itâs probably a form of vascular disease. You might need surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | July 29, 2024 5:11 PM |
r500, that's quite whelming and quite a leap. Leg cramps are often caused by dehydration and low potassium. He might need to drink more water and eat a banana. Rule out the easy to fix cause first rather than worry about potential vascular disease and needing surgery. Sheesh.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | July 29, 2024 5:31 PM |
Prep the ORâstat!
by Anonymous | reply 502 | July 29, 2024 5:42 PM |
A woman down the street planted flowers around the pole of her mailbox at the curb and then made a border around the flowers with miniature tRump signs.
My dachshunds peed on her mini signs when we took our very early morning walk.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | July 29, 2024 7:37 PM |
Someone on Instagram made a friend request. I accepted and we chatted for a few minutes then they insisted I get on Telegram to continue the conversation. When I checked their link on IG it had been suspended. You can't trust anyone these days.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | July 29, 2024 7:59 PM |
[quote]Itâs already Christmas in July here
Same here; the end of the month is always like that. I feel sorry for the people who apparently move out so quickly they leave behind half their belongings.
We seem to be getting a new family next door. They'd been moving in for about an hour when an ambulance arrived.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | July 29, 2024 8:28 PM |
R503 a little piddle subterfuge. Give those pups a treat!!
by Anonymous | reply 506 | July 29, 2024 9:03 PM |
I had been meaning to go to this restaurant close to my house that sells healthy pre-made meals. So convenient. I *finally* went last week -- only to find a sign on their door saying they're moving to another location August 1st.
by Anonymous | reply 507 | July 29, 2024 9:12 PM |
Watching menâs gymnastics and seriously thinking of working out with a trainer to see if I can get anything close to that level of definition.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | July 30, 2024 12:33 AM |
I watched the horror movie Imaginary. It sucked. At least I got it for free from the library.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | July 30, 2024 12:33 AM |
The cool-ish weather today was a lucky break. I got a lot of laundry done.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | July 30, 2024 12:41 AM |
You donât want to know what Iâve done; whelming.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | July 30, 2024 1:50 AM |
Yes, we do, R511!
Whelm me, I can take it.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | July 30, 2024 2:52 AM |
Part of it involved a half gallon of cheap vodka, R512.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | July 30, 2024 3:06 AM |
R503 Good dogs! I feel like doing that when I see those signs but I'd be arrested.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | July 30, 2024 3:19 AM |
I'm watching The Kill Room, with a lot of close-ups of Joe Manganiello. I didn't realize how unattractive he is. One of those rat-faced actors that are all the rage now.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | July 30, 2024 4:02 AM |
I have an old song stuck in my head, One Thing Leads to Another by The Fixx.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | July 30, 2024 4:07 AM |
[quote] Watching menâs gymnastics and seriously thinking of working out with a trainer to see if I can get anything close to that level of definition.
Huh? Those guys are:
1. Genetically gifted
2. Working out as a full-time job
3. Young
If you're on DL, sorry, but you're most likely not young and, also, not able / willing to devote 8 hours per day to working out.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | July 30, 2024 4:15 AM |
Took a dump in the woods on my morning run today while listening to a pre-9/11 In Our Time podcast episode about the Romantic movement. I try very hard not to make it into a habit, but it happens every couple of months â when you get the runs in the middle of nowhere, it's either in the woods or down your pants. I didn't wash the ginger well enough when I was making ginger juice yesterday and I paid the price for it today. Thank god for that emergency roll of toilet paper I carry around with me.
Anyway, it really is unfair, the way they shat on some of the Romantic authors for turning to the right in their work. How could they not react to the horrors of the French Revolution?
by Anonymous | reply 518 | July 30, 2024 5:13 AM |
Paying for fitness with a swarthy trainer is never a waste of time or money, R517
by Anonymous | reply 519 | July 30, 2024 5:20 AM |
Iâm watching the Natalie Portman Lady in the Lake show and who do I see but my friend Donna dressed in a truly ugly coat in a crowd scene filmed in downtown Baltimore. I wasnât whelmed - itâs not a speaking part - but there she was, plain as day carrying a Hechtâs bag.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | July 30, 2024 11:45 AM |
I'm joining a couple of friends for dinner at Texas Roadhouse tonight.
I almost didn't accept the invitation but then I remembered I am a borderline recluse and need to make an effort to accept any invitations that come my way that are within a reasonable distance of my home. Texas Roadhouse is 3 miles from my house, therefore and thusly, I shall force myself out of my nice, quiet house and into a noisy, chain restaurant. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | July 30, 2024 3:20 PM |
Orange Theory Fitness sent a free class email to me. I'm debating whether I should try it or not.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | July 30, 2024 6:10 PM |
It will be fine, R521.
Have one of those delicious rolls with their honey butter for me.
đŹđŹ
by Anonymous | reply 523 | July 30, 2024 6:13 PM |
Try it, R522. I was a member for a while before COVID hit. It's quite a workout. I just didn't like the rowing machine. I don't like the ones with water because it doesn't really mimic actually rowing. They also didn't focus much on form on the rowing machine. That could just be my experience, though.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | July 30, 2024 7:38 PM |
Thanks to the person who recommended Tajin seasoning. It is good on fruit, but I especially like it on my avocado toast.
Sourdough toast, avocado and campari tomatoes all sprinkled with tajin.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | July 30, 2024 7:43 PM |
I think I was the one who mentioned Tajin on avocado. I think I also used it on apples and pineapple.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | July 30, 2024 8:14 PM |
r521 my struggle constantly. I try to accept those invites which are close driving distance as well.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | July 30, 2024 8:18 PM |
New-ish job here. I've never had to attend so many meetings. But, they pay me to attend meetings. So, what the hell. I can eat, drink tea, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | July 30, 2024 8:40 PM |
I had a bowl of cherries. And a bowl of chips. âïž
by Anonymous | reply 529 | July 30, 2024 8:41 PM |
Watch out for the pastries! They sneak right up on you.
by Anonymous | reply 530 | July 30, 2024 8:46 PM |
CVS is allegedly out of Lortab. This seems unlikely, isn't that a common medication? I'll have to take an Uber to pick it up wherever I get it, so I hope I don't have to go too far afield.
Please wish me luck, I'm broke.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | July 30, 2024 10:57 PM |
[quote] why can't things just be easy?
Gonna go out on a limb here and say âCause youâre broke.â
by Anonymous | reply 532 | July 30, 2024 11:00 PM |
I made a Chicago dog for dinner, but I left out the sport peppers since I don't like them.
by Anonymous | reply 533 | July 31, 2024 3:24 AM |
Iâve never taken to the grilled onions of a polish. A chicago dog is preferred.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | July 31, 2024 3:28 AM |
I was gone from the house all afternoon due to appointments and errands and when I returned home, my dog was delirious to see me. I told her I would never purposely abandon her, I love her too much. She calmed down.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | July 31, 2024 4:24 AM |
I just had this profound realisation today that all American presidential elections take place in the same year as the summer Olympic Games (Tokyo notwithstanding), and both always occur in a leap year. How about that?
by Anonymous | reply 536 | July 31, 2024 4:59 AM |
I love going on ghost-hunting tours and staying at haunted hotels. I can't decide if I want to go to New Orleans or Gettysburg for my next creepy adventure.
by Anonymous | reply 537 | July 31, 2024 5:33 AM |
Cat failed to understand that the kitchen is closed at this time.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | July 31, 2024 5:33 AM |
The worst bio I would never ever read: I Am Big Bird. Who the hell thought there was an interesting story or person behind that?
by Anonymous | reply 539 | July 31, 2024 5:51 AM |
You just revealed more about yourself than you did about the beloved Carol Spinney, r539.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | July 31, 2024 5:57 AM |
R537 Then youâll be gobsmacked to know that World War I ended at the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918, a time pre-arranged a day or so in advance of the end of the actual fighting so that people could still get shot and killed until 11:11 on the 11th of November.
Numerology was more popular and life itself less so back in 1918, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | July 31, 2024 10:16 AM |
[quote] just had this profound realisation today that all American presidential elections take place in the same year as the summer Olympic Games (Tokyo notwithstanding), and both always occur in a leap year. How about that?
Wrong! 1800 and 1900 were not leap years.. 2100 will not be.
In a wrinkle to the wrinkle, 2000 was a leap year.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | July 31, 2024 12:43 PM |
You canât polish a turd.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | July 31, 2024 2:55 PM |
R542, financial modeling nerds informed me that Millenniums do not get a leap day. We had bonds earning interest into the aughts.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | July 31, 2024 3:49 PM |
What is it you want? Pussy? Sorry, I ainât got one!!!
by Anonymous | reply 545 | July 31, 2024 5:07 PM |
It has nothing to do with millenniums. Century beginnings (technically century endings, but letâs not go there) do not get a leap day unless they are evenly divisible by 400. Thatâs why 2000 did have a leap day, but 2100 will not.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | July 31, 2024 5:14 PM |
Where did you buy that cheap ass wig?
by Anonymous | reply 548 | July 31, 2024 5:27 PM |
In my defense, I wasnât a good fund accountant, but my reports looked exquisite.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | July 31, 2024 5:30 PM |
Iâm getting a shower installed (ripped out the old ugly bathtub) and itâs taking too long and want it to just be finished
by Anonymous | reply 550 | July 31, 2024 5:30 PM |
I went swimming today, in the fjord. It was warm-ish, like 20°C. It was nice.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | July 31, 2024 5:33 PM |
r550, It'll take twice as long as they told you and cost twice as much.
by Anonymous | reply 552 | July 31, 2024 5:34 PM |
Coke Zero Sugar is better than Diet Coke.
by Anonymous | reply 553 | July 31, 2024 5:36 PM |
Craving vodka while at The Betty Ford Center
by Anonymous | reply 554 | July 31, 2024 5:36 PM |
^^I feel the same about Pepsi Zero.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | July 31, 2024 5:39 PM |
The fjords here in eastern/southern Norway are not surrounded by tall mountains, so they don't carry ice water like the ones in western Norway. We don't have tall mountains near the ocean here, only further inland. That's why the water in the fjords here is swimmable in summer. It usually gets to like 20-22°C, low 70s F. I think it was about 20°C today.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | July 31, 2024 5:51 PM |
I believe I have clairolfaction abilities. Also known as clairalience.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | July 31, 2024 5:55 PM |
Boars Head you in danger.
by Anonymous | reply 558 | July 31, 2024 7:00 PM |
I love Boar's Head Deluxe Ham.
I get it shaved, pile it on a brioche bun with mayo (Blue Plate) and some pickles.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | July 31, 2024 7:16 PM |
You ainât gonna live forever anyway
by Anonymous | reply 561 | July 31, 2024 7:33 PM |
Read the article at r560, thought to myself âavoid ultra-processed foods.â Bought Doritos.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | July 31, 2024 10:48 PM |
Rainier cherries are reaching the end of their season. The first gigantic white nectarines I've seen this summer were OK but not perfect given they were about $3 each at Whole Foods. I'll pay their prices, reluctantly, if the produce is good but when it's not, Bezos is a thief selling bad fruit.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | July 31, 2024 10:58 PM |
R554 are you really at Betty Ford? Good luck to you.
Three weeks ago I decided I would only drink socially. Iâve given up my evening cocktail and wine with dinner at home. It hasnât been an issue except today when I got home from work, I really wanted a drink. I went for a swim instead and the urge passed. I know itâs not easy for many people and I realize I am very lucky.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | July 31, 2024 11:22 PM |
Aqua?
by Anonymous | reply 566 | July 31, 2024 11:24 PM |
I wish I could go on the Dark Web and order drugs. Unfortunately, I don't know the websites. Anyone?
by Anonymous | reply 567 | August 1, 2024 12:06 AM |
There used to be a subreddit that can clue you in.
I can buy weed at the weed store now, so Iâm not up to date.
by Anonymous | reply 568 | August 1, 2024 1:01 AM |
I forgot to buy avocado when I went food shopping. Shit. I love them in my salad.
by Anonymous | reply 569 | August 1, 2024 2:25 AM |
Anyone watching Gods of Tennis on PBS? Is it just me or does McEnroe now look a bit like a deranged Kennedy?
by Anonymous | reply 570 | August 1, 2024 2:31 AM |
How well I remember McEnroe's temper tantrums. He was right sometimes arguing with the umpire but sometimes it was obviously for attention. People found it entertaining at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | August 1, 2024 3:38 AM |
I found it (McEnroe) obnoxious at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 572 | August 1, 2024 3:54 AM |
Oh, Marie Callander, you make the best oven goo. I could never be angry with you.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | August 1, 2024 4:09 AM |
Very few frozen dinners can I abide. I can do Stouffer's Lasagna and their Stuffed Peppers.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | August 1, 2024 4:38 AM |
I wanted to watch Hell Hole on Shudder tonight. I looked for it everywhere but unfortunately it's not going to be streaming until August 23rd.
by Anonymous | reply 575 | August 1, 2024 5:44 AM |
Settle for âA Wounded Fawnâ R575. It was timely.
by Anonymous | reply 576 | August 1, 2024 6:17 AM |
While Jimi Hendrix didn't invent the wah wah pedal, he perfected it.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | August 1, 2024 6:24 AM |
R576 I just watched the trailer and it looks good. Thanks!
by Anonymous | reply 578 | August 1, 2024 8:05 AM |
I just realized why some DL posters hate wire hangers. I now have rust stains on one of my favorite t-shirts after hanging it while it was still wet.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | August 1, 2024 1:12 PM |
I bought a ceramic knife. Itâs so sharp I keep cutting myself.
by Anonymous | reply 581 | August 1, 2024 3:52 PM |
So my blood pressure is 112/75.
And my AC1 is 6.5
by Anonymous | reply 582 | August 1, 2024 9:17 PM |
I beginning to think my cat takes me for granted.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | August 1, 2024 9:26 PM |
Cats are supposed to take you for granted.
And you are supposed to adore them slavishly and smother them with whatever their tiny little hearts desire.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | August 1, 2024 9:57 PM |
R579- Must you be reminded,
No wire hangars
EVER!!
đ”âđ«
by Anonymous | reply 585 | August 1, 2024 10:01 PM |
I should have gone for vanilla.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | August 1, 2024 10:02 PM |
If I give her whatever her little heart desires, sheâd weigh 20 lbs.
by Anonymous | reply 587 | August 1, 2024 10:10 PM |
I'm watching a sheep auction on telly.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | August 1, 2024 10:12 PM |
Mama heâs lazy. Lazier than me.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | August 1, 2024 10:18 PM |
I hope the mortgage interest drop in Sept
by Anonymous | reply 590 | August 1, 2024 10:25 PM |
Oops tomorrow will be overwhelming. Trump and Josh Shapiro coming to town for separate fundraisers in an already traffic choked area where there is only one road in and out
Summatime in an election year.
Biden was here last month. That was cool because of all the presidential aircraft. Two Ospreys!
by Anonymous | reply 591 | August 1, 2024 10:45 PM |
I had a spinach and beet salad for lunch. I don't know what I'm going to have for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | August 2, 2024 1:29 AM |
Iâm bloated right now.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | August 2, 2024 3:00 AM |
I'm bloated about 95% of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | August 2, 2024 3:24 AM |
All I had for dinner was a cheesecake brownie.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | August 2, 2024 3:27 AM |
The meat department at my local supermarket has really gone downhill. It's now at least 2/3rds Select grade beef, with a few always poor quality Prime ribeyes and strips. The only Choice grade beef are oddly cut round roasts and briskets. All overpriced of course. I bought a Choice grade Round Tip Roast.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | August 2, 2024 4:28 AM |
I was so busy tonight I forgot to eat dinner. Now I'm in bed getting ready to go to sleep and my stomach is growling.
Fuck it, I'm exhausted and I'll just go to sleep hungry and I'll eat when I wake up.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | August 2, 2024 7:03 AM |
It's possible today is the last nice day this summer, it's sunny and warm. We're already in August and it's supposed to be colder and rain for the next week. That's why I have to enjoy it. Gonna eat ice cream, sunbathe (with sunscreen!) and swim in the ocean.
by Anonymous | reply 598 | August 2, 2024 7:26 AM |
I want a fundraiser for K Harris called
Not So Fast Von Wilder!
Strict fancy dress code even if itâs virtual.
by Anonymous | reply 599 | August 2, 2024 12:11 PM |
[quote] I was so busy tonight I forgot to eat dinner.
Impossible!
by Anonymous | reply 600 | August 2, 2024 12:22 PM |