I'm the destruction of New Orleans
I'm Barbara Bush and I'm surprised poor people exist
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 8, 2024 12:57 PM |
Let's not.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 8, 2024 1:35 PM |
I'm a hurricane survivor who moved to Houston and I brought all those terrible hurricanes with me!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 8, 2024 1:44 PM |
R1 wins. I recall when she said her quip the DL blowing up with the general cuntery of it
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 8, 2024 1:50 PM |
I'm the looting
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 8, 2024 2:07 PM |
There’s still a lot of abandoned buildings. I don’t know how much of that is Katrina related though
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 8, 2024 2:31 PM |
We're the sheriff and the deputies on the other side of the bridge leading out of New Orleans, with our shotguns pointed at the POC attempting to flee, to make sure no "undesirables" enter our parish.
But we're not racist.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 8, 2024 4:01 PM |
I'm Kanye West proclaiming on national TV that George Bush doesn't care about black people.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 8, 2024 4:11 PM |
I'm Brownie! I did a heck of a job!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 8, 2024 4:15 PM |
I'm the 2004 tsunami. You call that a natural disaster?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 8, 2024 4:16 PM |
I’m the destruction of Bush’s presidency. Because with Americans, disastrous wars don’t matter (they’re fought overseas), but bad responses to natural disasters, they matter.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 8, 2024 4:19 PM |
I'm Michael D. Brown, former head of FEMA, and I watched as my career vaporized into the thin air because of my ineptitude. In fact, my name became synonymous with ineptitude.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 8, 2024 4:35 PM |
I the tidal surge. FEAR ME!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 8, 2024 4:42 PM |
I'm Geraldo. Will someone get me off this goddamn ramp!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 8, 2024 6:05 PM |
I'm Brad Pitt, building the shitty houses that fell apart a few years later. If I had any brains at all, I would have rebuilt them using the same materials that the oldest homes are made out of.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 8, 2024 7:06 PM |
I'm the Superdome. It's still a travesty what those poor people did to me.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 8, 2024 7:08 PM |
I'm Oprah, visiting for her show.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 8, 2024 7:35 PM |
I'm Barry Cowsill, spotted in the crowd at the Superdome during a news broadcast and never seen alive again.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 9, 2024 1:12 AM |
I'm Oprah, refusing to go into the seating areas because I don't do stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 9, 2024 2:19 AM |
Paradise and Puerto Rico was worse.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 9, 2024 8:08 AM |
I'm the residents with abandoned rowboats in the yards that suddenly became helpful.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 9, 2024 9:14 AM |
"I'm the residents with abandoned rowboats in the yards WHO suddenly became helpful."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 9, 2024 10:10 AM |
I'm Mayor Magin's crack pipe. Up here in this guarded luxury suite as the city flooded, the Mayor has had me puffing away like a locomotive built in 1843.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 9, 2024 11:13 AM |
I'm the elderly residents abandoned in their nursing homes while the staff took off and left us there to die.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 9, 2024 1:18 PM |
I'm 10% of the listed strength of the New Orleans Police Department. We don't actually exist but our salaries are paid anyway and collected by 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺. I believe the case files were "mislaid" in the cleanup.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 9, 2024 1:25 PM |
I'm Joel Osteen and I will NOT open my church up to those in need
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 9, 2024 1:32 PM |
Why did people stay behind again? Why weren't they evacuated, forcibly or otherwise?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 9, 2024 3:36 PM |
They had survived past hurricanes. Or they could not afford to leave or were medically unable to travel.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 9, 2024 3:45 PM |
[quote[ Why did people stay behind again?
They were told it was all clear. The worst of the hurricane had hit and passed by. BUT there was a barge that broke loose and smashed into a dyke along a shipping canal. A large lake fed the canal and emptied into the city.
This could have happened any time even without the hurricane.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 9, 2024 3:53 PM |
I'm the power outages! Except when Dubya gave a speech in the French Quarter, I was restored. Then promptly shut off once he left.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 9, 2024 4:14 PM |
[quote] BUT there was a barge that broke loose and smashed into a dyke along a shipping canal.
I hope she hit the fucker with her cane!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 9, 2024 4:27 PM |
I'm one of the conspiracy theorists that believe the levees were intentionally blown up to save the French Quarter.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 9, 2024 4:30 PM |
I'm Celine's righteous anger awkwardly channeled into song at the behest of Larry King.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 9, 2024 4:39 PM |
I'm the Lower Ninth Ward.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 9, 2024 4:43 PM |
I'm Governor Kathleen Blanco.
"I believe we are prepared. That's the one thing that I've always been able to brag about."
People should stay, not evacuate. I also waited until the last minute to ask for federal help including the National Guard and funding, then myself and Mayor Nagin publicly argued with each other. I flew to Dallas a few days before the storm.
Oh, but I made sure to explain that the mismanagement was all George W. Bush, David Vitter, Mary Landrieu, and Ray Nagin's fault.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 9, 2024 4:50 PM |
I'm the countless horrific documentaries about the hurricane.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 9, 2024 4:54 PM |
I'm Police Chief Eddie Compass crying to Oprah that babies are being raped in the Superdome.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 10, 2024 3:38 AM |
I'm Beyonce in the "Formation" music video bringing it all back.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 11, 2024 10:54 AM |