Do librarians make good lovers?

Ssshhh OP. Librarians are the best kept secret.

Quiet guys can be great fucks. Totally wild.

I've worked with two male librarians and was very friendly with both. The younger one (30) was very mature for his age, and a slut - to put it nicely. He wasn't great looking, but had a great personality and could adapt to any situation or conversation - which made him attractive.

The other one (whom I had a crush on) was 40 and very introverted and a loner. He was an only child, and spent all his time with his mother, father, and Godmother (his maternal aunt). He didn't realize how cute and sexy he was, and never noticed guys lusted over him. I tried to make things 'move forward with him' (more than meeting for breakfast and dinner from time to time) but it was a waste.

Librarians are average lovers... but, there is a situation with the hygiene. Caution.

Every library needs a librarian to put a glory hole through the basement men's rooms last two stalls.

Sorry, that's so 1970s.

They make good booklovers.

R6 I always wondered, when I was a kid, why so many library books pages stuck together....

Librarians are in customer service so they do not work alone.

Margot Robbie on SNL.

Librarians do it by the book.

R9, thank you. That was hilarious.

I got bent over a card catalogue once, but I wasn't sure if he was a librarian or just some random guy chilling in the library.

I’m a librarian, and I have many satisfied customers.

Most have psychiatric disorders, and not in the fun, freaky way.

Yes... unless you are loud in bed.

Librarians do it dog-eared style!

Librarians are sluts. They're always checking out hot guys.

r18 It's true. They love to practice the Do-Me Decimal System.

Librarians are known for being bat shit crazy.

There are different grades of librarians: school libraries, public libraries, university libraries, special libraries, rare book libraries, to name a few of the obvious. The higher you ascend the scale, the freakier the male librarians.

When I was at college one of the librarians was a tranny. Our gaydar must have honed in on each other. I was mesmerized and amused that everyone else was unaware of the deception.

They're quiet and orderly in the bedroom.

Thank you, R18. I knew there was a good Dewey Decimal System joke out there somewhere, but it just wouldn't come to me. You, sir, are a genius.

Sure, librarians do it by the book. But that book is the Kama Sutra.

Librarian here and when younger (skinnier and hotter) there was a whole lotta cruising going on. Occasionally some things happened and a lot of times you'd never se the guy again.

Now all I see is a bunch of weirdos who have chased so many users away -- the ones of all ages and sexes who had interesting problems or research needs. It's a thing of the past. Like me.

Carrie Bradshaw is Couldn’t Help But Wondering at r18.

It has been my experience that nerds are more often than not the wildest lovers, under the duvet. They know far more moves than the average or even above average man.

R20, those aren’t “grades” of librarians, those are “kinds” of librarians. All of ‘em peopled by hotties and duds.

My "kinds" of librarians were arranged hierarchically, but don't let that get in the way of pedantry, R28.

You only further prove my point, r29, and you remind me of my library school classmate who wanted to work in a special library because he thought they (and he) were SPECIAL. The hierarchy you posit is completely specious.

You’d have better naked

Yes, R28, I had already pegged you as a school or public librarian.

Lousy lays

What about university librarians?

No. They care more about books than sex.