Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Do librarians make good lovers?

I’m being set up with a guy who works as a librarian. Does anyone have any experience fucking one of these guys? Don’t they basically spend most of their time alone?

by Anonymousreply 35July 10, 2024 5:11 PM

Ssshhh OP. Librarians are the best kept secret.

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2024 2:27 AM

Quiet guys can be great fucks. Totally wild.

by Anonymousreply 2July 8, 2024 2:36 AM

I've worked with two male librarians and was very friendly with both. The younger one (30) was very mature for his age, and a slut - to put it nicely. He wasn't great looking, but had a great personality and could adapt to any situation or conversation - which made him attractive.

The other one (whom I had a crush on) was 40 and very introverted and a loner. He was an only child, and spent all his time with his mother, father, and Godmother (his maternal aunt). He didn't realize how cute and sexy he was, and never noticed guys lusted over him. I tried to make things 'move forward with him' (more than meeting for breakfast and dinner from time to time) but it was a waste.

by Anonymousreply 3July 8, 2024 2:36 AM

Librarians are average lovers... but, there is a situation with the hygiene. Caution.

by Anonymousreply 4July 8, 2024 2:38 AM

Every library needs a librarian to put a glory hole through the basement men's rooms last two stalls.

Sorry, that's so 1970s.

by Anonymousreply 5July 8, 2024 2:41 AM

They make good booklovers.

by Anonymousreply 6July 8, 2024 2:56 AM

R6 I always wondered, when I was a kid, why so many library books pages stuck together....

by Anonymousreply 7July 8, 2024 3:00 AM

Librarians are in customer service so they do not work alone.

by Anonymousreply 8July 8, 2024 3:03 AM

Margot Robbie on SNL.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2024 3:19 AM

Librarians do it by the book.

by Anonymousreply 10July 8, 2024 3:35 AM

R9, thank you. That was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 11July 8, 2024 3:36 AM

I got bent over a card catalogue once, but I wasn't sure if he was a librarian or just some random guy chilling in the library.

by Anonymousreply 12July 8, 2024 3:38 AM

I’m a librarian, and I have many satisfied customers.

by Anonymousreply 13July 8, 2024 3:43 AM

Most have psychiatric disorders, and not in the fun, freaky way.

by Anonymousreply 14July 8, 2024 3:44 AM

Yes... unless you are loud in bed.

by Anonymousreply 15July 8, 2024 3:54 AM

Librarians do it dog-eared style!

by Anonymousreply 16July 8, 2024 4:37 AM

Librarians are sluts. They're always checking out hot guys.

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2024 4:43 AM

r18 It's true. They love to practice the Do-Me Decimal System.

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2024 5:22 AM

Librarians are known for being bat shit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2024 7:15 AM

There are different grades of librarians: school libraries, public libraries, university libraries, special libraries, rare book libraries, to name a few of the obvious. The higher you ascend the scale, the freakier the male librarians.

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2024 9:04 AM

When I was at college one of the librarians was a tranny. Our gaydar must have honed in on each other. I was mesmerized and amused that everyone else was unaware of the deception.

by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2024 11:19 AM

They're quiet and orderly in the bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2024 3:14 PM

Thank you, R18. I knew there was a good Dewey Decimal System joke out there somewhere, but it just wouldn't come to me. You, sir, are a genius.

by Anonymousreply 23July 9, 2024 12:44 AM

Sure, librarians do it by the book. But that book is the Kama Sutra.

by Anonymousreply 24July 9, 2024 12:45 AM

Librarian here and when younger (skinnier and hotter) there was a whole lotta cruising going on. Occasionally some things happened and a lot of times you'd never se the guy again.

Now all I see is a bunch of weirdos who have chased so many users away -- the ones of all ages and sexes who had interesting problems or research needs. It's a thing of the past. Like me.

by Anonymousreply 25July 9, 2024 1:42 AM

Carrie Bradshaw is Couldn’t Help But Wondering at r18.

by Anonymousreply 26July 9, 2024 10:25 AM

It has been my experience that nerds are more often than not the wildest lovers, under the duvet. They know far more moves than the average or even above average man.

by Anonymousreply 27July 9, 2024 1:34 PM

R20, those aren’t “grades” of librarians, those are “kinds” of librarians. All of ‘em peopled by hotties and duds.

by Anonymousreply 28July 9, 2024 2:19 PM

My "kinds" of librarians were arranged hierarchically, but don't let that get in the way of pedantry, R28.

by Anonymousreply 29July 9, 2024 2:38 PM

You only further prove my point, r29, and you remind me of my library school classmate who wanted to work in a special library because he thought they (and he) were SPECIAL. The hierarchy you posit is completely specious.

by Anonymousreply 30July 9, 2024 2:45 PM

You’d have better naked

by Anonymousreply 31July 9, 2024 2:46 PM

Yes, R28, I had already pegged you as a school or public librarian.

by Anonymousreply 32July 10, 2024 3:39 PM

Lousy lays

by Anonymousreply 33July 10, 2024 4:06 PM

What about university librarians?

by Anonymousreply 34July 10, 2024 4:38 PM

No. They care more about books than sex.

by Anonymousreply 35July 10, 2024 5:11 PM
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.


Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!