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Beyoncé just texted

Just checking in. I still can’t believe she knows who I am. It’s okay, she said she wants me to feel safe and protected, she admires and respects my vulnerability and she thinks I was selected to break generational curses.

by Anonymousreply 40July 8, 2024 5:43 PM

Mafuckin Meth kickin in?

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2024 2:27 AM

The Queen ain’t text you. Who are you then. You some type of stylist?

by Anonymousreply 2July 8, 2024 2:27 AM

All she ever texts me is boob photos and commands that I worship her as the Queen-Goddess of the African Galactic Empire.

by Anonymousreply 3July 8, 2024 2:32 AM

She just texted me and daid that she would die before her next tour, beat that.

by Anonymousreply 4July 8, 2024 3:54 AM

R4 ????? What the fuck wrong is with you. Thankfully the Queen has tons of good karma and oshun energy. You should be banned from here.

by Anonymousreply 5July 8, 2024 4:32 AM

CandyManxxx AKA Teafake are you enjoying talking to yourself?

by Anonymousreply 6July 8, 2024 4:35 AM

R6 are you suggesting I’m the OP of this post. That’s why I told you that stalking has made you delusional. Get off me hoe.

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by Anonymousreply 7July 8, 2024 4:38 AM

Please stay sober, r7. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 8July 8, 2024 4:41 AM

R8 I am hun. I had a few Moscow mules today but no hardcore stuff. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2024 4:43 AM

Please OD, you worthless junkie. We beg you.

by Anonymousreply 10July 8, 2024 4:51 AM

I wonder how Beyoncé would respond to your toxic, ugly racism?

by Anonymousreply 11July 8, 2024 4:54 AM

What racism, dear? You're white.

by Anonymousreply 12July 8, 2024 4:55 AM

OP needs to adjust his meds or go off them entirely.

by Anonymousreply 13July 8, 2024 5:02 AM

The only meds Teacake is on are the ones he buys from his dealer.

by Anonymousreply 14July 8, 2024 5:04 AM

So are you, r12, well, kind of.

by Anonymousreply 15July 8, 2024 5:07 AM

Go to bed old white man. You have a busy day tomorrow,, sexually harassing hapless male motorists at the DMV by day and cosplaying as a black man on here at night.

I would suggest, however,, that you might want to binge BET or study the last two years of posts on World Star Hip Hop before posting here again.

Your vernacular is getting tedious. It feels like you’re repeating yourself, dear.

by Anonymousreply 16July 8, 2024 5:14 AM

This isn’t the first time r16 has said Defacto (Matt from Pittsburgh) works at the DMV.

Where did that information come from?

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2024 5:19 AM

R17 My stalker has accused me of being defacto so now I’m understanding. And my stalker thinks I made this thread.

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2024 5:35 AM

Curse-breakin' Strawberry Jam, coming soon to an Aldi's near you.

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2024 5:41 AM

OP is mimicking Meghan (and Harry) when they made sure to bring that up in their Netflix series

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2024 5:44 AM

I didn’t even watch the Netflix show but that clip has been floating around. C’mon people get with it.

by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2024 5:45 AM

R21 Interesting. I didn’t know that. The Queen also mentions this in the making of her Lemonade album and she felt obligated to make her marriage work after infidelity. Beyoncé said in her opinion black men and women are socialized not to be with each other which is a profound statement.

I still say Gwen is Becky with the good hair.

by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2024 5:53 AM

O yea I forgot that big dummy acted surprised that Beyonce texted her and that she even knew who she was when there photos of them meeting and interacting at some gala a couples years prior to the Netflix special.

by Anonymousreply 23July 8, 2024 6:03 AM

Recollections may vary.

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by Anonymousreply 24July 8, 2024 6:17 AM

Teacunt, doesn't the fact that you get crossed out now almost immediately tell you that people on here loathe you and wouldn't care if you were OD'ing in the street (which hopefully you will be soon)?

by Anonymousreply 25July 8, 2024 7:53 AM

I know you are but what am I?

by Anonymousreply 26July 8, 2024 9:27 AM

For Coloured Girls Who’s Texting Shit When the Rainbow is Enuf.

by Anonymousreply 27July 8, 2024 10:13 AM

This thread is ridiculous with OP spouting gibberish and another troll blocked but apparently yammering back.

by Anonymousreply 28July 8, 2024 10:19 AM

The video

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by Anonymousreply 29July 8, 2024 11:44 AM

R26. Right. That poster is extremely mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 30July 8, 2024 12:44 PM

Did she message you via Facebook messenger, dear?

by Anonymousreply 31July 8, 2024 1:17 PM

[quote] This thread is ridiculous with OP spouting gibberish and another troll blocked but apparently yammering back.

And then there's you. Don't forget that.

by Anonymousreply 32July 8, 2024 3:34 PM


Another fucking fake name??

by Anonymousreply 33July 8, 2024 3:43 PM

I bet Beyondsay's pussy smells like activator.

by Anonymousreply 34July 8, 2024 3:46 PM

Get off your phone and finish unpacking and stocking those Driver’s Handbooks, NOW.

by Anonymousreply 35July 8, 2024 3:46 PM

R35 . . .

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by Anonymousreply 36July 8, 2024 3:49 PM


by Anonymousreply 37July 8, 2024 3:53 PM

[quote]she said she wants me to feel safe and protected, she admires and respects my vulnerability and she thinks I was selected to break generational curses.

Beyoncé is illiterate. Of course she didn’t text that.

by Anonymousreply 38July 8, 2024 4:26 PM

R38 Chuckle. Another poster who seems not to know what words mean. Here she is reading her grammy speech in 2016.

You keep lying. And then keep getting owned. Stop being a Donald Trump and lying so much.

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by Anonymousreply 39July 8, 2024 4:47 PM

Who wrote that speech for her? Because that brain dead whore certainly can't string two words together on her own.

If only you had that problem, Teacunt.

by Anonymousreply 40July 8, 2024 5:43 PM
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