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Suggestions for Biden

1. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER! And all those things he told "Joey" -

2. STOP saying, "Here's the deal...!"

Your thoughts?

by Anonymousreply 41July 10, 2024 12:45 PM

Stop sayin malarkey

by Anonymousreply 1July 7, 2024 7:51 PM

Stop saying “Let’s be clear,”

by Anonymousreply 2July 7, 2024 7:51 PM

Get more sleep, Joe. We need you.

by Anonymousreply 3July 7, 2024 7:54 PM

I think you should fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 4July 7, 2024 7:55 PM

Take a cognitive evaluation exam.

by Anonymousreply 5July 7, 2024 7:56 PM

Find a new line: We're the United States of America. There's nothing we can't do when we put our minds to it.

Stop with: I'm not kidding and I mean it. You better fucking mean it.

Accept it: Beau's dead. He's not coming back. We've moved on, if you can't go back to Delaware and think about him all fucking day.

by Anonymousreply 6July 7, 2024 7:57 PM

You ungrateful pricks. How quickly you forget this was the man who rescued us from Donald Trump’s menacing second term.

Fuck all of you Biden haters.

by Anonymousreply 7July 7, 2024 7:57 PM

Stop mumbling incoherently.

by Anonymousreply 8July 7, 2024 7:59 PM

Avoid certain hot-button topics that, if misconstrued through jumbled grammar, could start a nuclear war.

by Anonymousreply 9July 7, 2024 8:00 PM


by Anonymousreply 10July 7, 2024 8:08 PM

Stop being a near corpse

by Anonymousreply 11July 7, 2024 8:10 PM

Stop slapping people’s faces!!

by Anonymousreply 12July 7, 2024 8:13 PM

Stop having dementia!

by Anonymousreply 13July 7, 2024 8:14 PM

Let it go.

by Anonymousreply 14July 7, 2024 8:17 PM


by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2024 8:18 PM

Shoot Trump on TV and claim presidential privilege

by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2024 8:18 PM

It's all his mush brain knows.

by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2024 8:22 PM

Drop out.

by Anonymousreply 18July 7, 2024 8:24 PM

Start IV Aricept, stat.

by Anonymousreply 19July 7, 2024 8:48 PM

R19 Unbeknownst to him, he’s been on a nightly Aricept drip since 2020, but his doctor calls it “go-go juice.”

by Anonymousreply 20July 7, 2024 9:15 PM

Get a new makeup artist.

by Anonymousreply 21July 7, 2024 9:16 PM

Stop squinting!

by Anonymousreply 22July 7, 2024 9:20 PM

Close your pie hole. Looks like you're trying to catch flies.

by Anonymousreply 23July 7, 2024 9:20 PM

I love you, Mr. President. I really do. But could you please send me just ONE email in which you don’t ask me for money? Even one would mean so much to me.

I know you and Kamala are all that’s standing between us and a failed casino operator who thinks “celebrity privilege” is great because then you can grab women by the genitalia — you have heavy responsibilities keeping that low-life scum at bay — but please don’t ask me for any more money.

by Anonymousreply 24July 7, 2024 9:25 PM

I agree

by Anonymousreply 25July 7, 2024 9:35 PM

Stop saying, “No joke.”

by Anonymousreply 26July 7, 2024 9:55 PM

Stop being a black woman, Joe'Quisha.

by Anonymousreply 27July 7, 2024 10:30 PM

Don't. Let go.

by Anonymousreply 28July 7, 2024 10:35 PM

Walk towards the light.

by Anonymousreply 29July 7, 2024 10:38 PM

Close the mouth.

by Anonymousreply 30July 7, 2024 10:41 PM

Next time you're in a room with Convicted Felon 45, kick him in the balls, pull off his wig, and tell him "That was from the American people, Fats.".

Then, put your aviators on and walk away.

by Anonymousreply 31July 7, 2024 10:53 PM

Stop nodding off. Gives the wrong impression.

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by Anonymousreply 32July 7, 2024 10:57 PM

R31 shuffle away, shuffle away, then have Dr. Jill help him down the stairs.

by Anonymousreply 33July 7, 2024 10:59 PM

Stop saying, "Look," the way Obama used to. Obama used it as a preface to clarity and insight. You're using as a senility filler/disguise. It's not working, Gramps!

by Anonymousreply 34July 7, 2024 11:01 PM

Right, R32. Sleeping in the middle of important life events, like a felony court case, is only allowed if you're Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 35July 7, 2024 11:13 PM

Just please, either step down gracefully immediately and graciously anoint your successor OR just hold it together long enough to beat Trump. No more public meltdowns.

by Anonymousreply 36July 7, 2024 11:15 PM

Don't Stop Believin'

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by Anonymousreply 37July 7, 2024 11:22 PM

Tell us if your dick is as big as brother Frank and son Hunter.

by Anonymousreply 38July 7, 2024 11:31 PM

Frank Biden

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by Anonymousreply 39July 7, 2024 11:33 PM

Let me win! Many people would agree with the decision!

by Anonymousreply 40July 7, 2024 11:39 PM

Stop constantly repeating yourself like Joey two-times from Goodfellas.

by Anonymousreply 41July 10, 2024 12:45 PM
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