1. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER! And all those things he told "Joey" -
2. STOP saying, "Here's the deal...!"
Your thoughts?
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1. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER! And all those things he told "Joey" -
2. STOP saying, "Here's the deal...!"
Your thoughts?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 10, 2024 12:45 PM |
Stop sayin malarkey
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 7, 2024 7:51 PM |
Stop saying “Let’s be clear,”
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 7, 2024 7:51 PM |
Get more sleep, Joe. We need you.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 7, 2024 7:54 PM |
I think you should fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 7, 2024 7:55 PM |
Take a cognitive evaluation exam.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 7, 2024 7:56 PM |
Find a new line: We're the United States of America. There's nothing we can't do when we put our minds to it.
Stop with: I'm not kidding and I mean it. You better fucking mean it.
Accept it: Beau's dead. He's not coming back. We've moved on, if you can't go back to Delaware and think about him all fucking day.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 7, 2024 7:57 PM |
You ungrateful pricks. How quickly you forget this was the man who rescued us from Donald Trump’s menacing second term.
Fuck all of you Biden haters.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 7, 2024 7:57 PM |
Stop mumbling incoherently.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 7, 2024 7:59 PM |
Avoid certain hot-button topics that, if misconstrued through jumbled grammar, could start a nuclear war.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 7, 2024 8:00 PM |
Pills
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 7, 2024 8:08 PM |
Stop being a near corpse
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 7, 2024 8:10 PM |
Stop slapping people’s faces!!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 7, 2024 8:13 PM |
Stop having dementia!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 7, 2024 8:14 PM |
Let it go.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 7, 2024 8:17 PM |
Resign.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 7, 2024 8:18 PM |
Shoot Trump on TV and claim presidential privilege
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 7, 2024 8:18 PM |
It's all his mush brain knows.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 7, 2024 8:22 PM |
Drop out.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 7, 2024 8:24 PM |
Start IV Aricept, stat.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 7, 2024 8:48 PM |
R19 Unbeknownst to him, he’s been on a nightly Aricept drip since 2020, but his doctor calls it “go-go juice.”
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 7, 2024 9:15 PM |
Get a new makeup artist.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 7, 2024 9:16 PM |
Stop squinting!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 7, 2024 9:20 PM |
Close your pie hole. Looks like you're trying to catch flies.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 7, 2024 9:20 PM |
I love you, Mr. President. I really do. But could you please send me just ONE email in which you don’t ask me for money? Even one would mean so much to me.
I know you and Kamala are all that’s standing between us and a failed casino operator who thinks “celebrity privilege” is great because then you can grab women by the genitalia — you have heavy responsibilities keeping that low-life scum at bay — but please don’t ask me for any more money.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 7, 2024 9:25 PM |
I agree
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 7, 2024 9:35 PM |
Stop saying, “No joke.”
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 7, 2024 9:55 PM |
Stop being a black woman, Joe'Quisha.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 7, 2024 10:30 PM |
Don't. Let go.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 7, 2024 10:35 PM |
Walk towards the light.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 7, 2024 10:38 PM |
Close the mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 7, 2024 10:41 PM |
Next time you're in a room with Convicted Felon 45, kick him in the balls, pull off his wig, and tell him "That was from the American people, Fats.".
Then, put your aviators on and walk away.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 7, 2024 10:53 PM |
R31 shuffle away, shuffle away, then have Dr. Jill help him down the stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 7, 2024 10:59 PM |
Stop saying, "Look," the way Obama used to. Obama used it as a preface to clarity and insight. You're using as a senility filler/disguise. It's not working, Gramps!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 7, 2024 11:01 PM |
Right, R32. Sleeping in the middle of important life events, like a felony court case, is only allowed if you're Donald Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 7, 2024 11:13 PM |
Just please, either step down gracefully immediately and graciously anoint your successor OR just hold it together long enough to beat Trump. No more public meltdowns.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 7, 2024 11:15 PM |
Tell us if your dick is as big as brother Frank and son Hunter.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 7, 2024 11:31 PM |
Let me win! Many people would agree with the decision!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 7, 2024 11:39 PM |
Stop constantly repeating yourself like Joey two-times from Goodfellas.
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