Statue of Greek god Hermes uncovered in sewer in Bulgaria
Juicy tooshie, firm as stone.
[quote]The discovery of the 6.8-foot (2-metre) tall statue was made during excavation work at the site of the ancient city of Heraclea Sintica in southwestern Bulgaria, which lies close to the Greek border.
Photo is rotated, it was found lying on its side. Hidden there by the locals after Christianity was adopted as the official Roman religion and all pagan worship was outlawed. The town suffered an earthquake shortly after, never recovered, and the statue was forgotten about.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 8, 2024 4:24 AM
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Pycroclastic ejecta must be erupting from Momma's Mussy.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 7, 2024 6:29 PM
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That is actually very unusual for Greco-Roman sculpture. The men’s posteriors place more emphasis on chiseled gluteal muscles rather than the, um, bubble butt. (Below, at the Met).
I wonder if Matt Bomer had any Bulgarian ancestors.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 7, 2024 6:32 PM
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I didn't know they had butt cracks way back then.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 7, 2024 6:50 PM
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Statue of Greek god Hermes uncovered in sewer in Bulgaria and why this could troublesome for Joe Biden.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 7, 2024 6:54 PM
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There's not hiding a great ass. What was once a sin has come to light again.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 7, 2024 6:58 PM
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Those gayling Bulgarians in AD 388, burying their jerkoff statues to fap to. Just like nowadays where we hide the porn under the mattress.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 7, 2024 7:04 PM
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I love when they find intact statues. So rare!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 7, 2024 7:09 PM
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They actually find ancient statues all the time, lol. It's just that this one is quite well-preserved because it was purposefully buried in the soil.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 7, 2024 7:12 PM
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*Oh, I see now that you wrote "intact" statues. Sorry!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 7, 2024 7:13 PM
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That is the sum of R11's wit and repartee. 😵💫🤡
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 7, 2024 7:22 PM
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[quote] Just like nowadays where we hide the porn under the mattress.
Are you posting from 1989?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 7, 2024 7:25 PM
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He had a nice ass but he could not remain above ground forever.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 7, 2024 7:25 PM
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DL's favourite god would have to be Priapus.
[quote] In Greek mythology, Priapus (/praɪˈeɪpəs/;[1] Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος, Príapos) is a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens, and male genitalia. Priapus is marked by his oversized, permanent erection, which gave rise to the medical term priapism.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 7, 2024 7:32 PM
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R7, somehow the thought of a 4th century gayling fapping makes me sad.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 8, 2024 12:15 AM
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Hermes.is pretty cool. He's a psychopomp. Kind of aan Ancient Greek version of an angel.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 8, 2024 12:15 AM
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Whoever chiseled that statue definitely had a major thing for male ass
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 8, 2024 12:36 AM
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R18, I've always thought Hermes was the coolest Olympian. He invented the lyre when he was a baby, he's smarter than all the gods, he's a trickster, he can literally fly, he doesn't share the other gods' tendency to fly off the handle over tiny insults and transform people into plants for revenge...
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 8, 2024 1:15 AM
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R16, there is a temple dedicated to the worship of the Phallus.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 8, 2024 1:29 AM
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What were the AD 388 caftans like anyways?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 8, 2024 4:14 AM
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R17, don't be. They probably had more fun.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 8, 2024 4:21 AM
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r20 My favourite part are the Talaria, his winged sandals. Coolest footwear in the whole pantheon.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 8, 2024 4:24 AM
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