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Statue of Greek god Hermes uncovered in sewer in Bulgaria

Juicy tooshie, firm as stone.

[quote]The discovery of the 6.8-foot (2-metre) tall statue was made during excavation work at the site of the ancient city of Heraclea Sintica in southwestern Bulgaria, which lies close to the Greek border.

Photo is rotated, it was found lying on its side. Hidden there by the locals after Christianity was adopted as the official Roman religion and all pagan worship was outlawed. The town suffered an earthquake shortly after, never recovered, and the statue was forgotten about.

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by Anonymousreply 25July 8, 2024 4:24 AM

Pycroclastic ejecta must be erupting from Momma's Mussy.

by Anonymousreply 1July 7, 2024 6:29 PM

That is actually very unusual for Greco-Roman sculpture. The men’s posteriors place more emphasis on chiseled gluteal muscles rather than the, um, bubble butt. (Below, at the Met).

I wonder if Matt Bomer had any Bulgarian ancestors.

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by Anonymousreply 2July 7, 2024 6:32 PM


by Anonymousreply 3July 7, 2024 6:40 PM

I didn't know they had butt cracks way back then.

by Anonymousreply 4July 7, 2024 6:50 PM

Statue of Greek god Hermes uncovered in sewer in Bulgaria and why this could troublesome for Joe Biden.

by Anonymousreply 5July 7, 2024 6:54 PM

There's not hiding a great ass. What was once a sin has come to light again.

by Anonymousreply 6July 7, 2024 6:58 PM

Those gayling Bulgarians in AD 388, burying their jerkoff statues to fap to. Just like nowadays where we hide the porn under the mattress.

by Anonymousreply 7July 7, 2024 7:04 PM

I love when they find intact statues. So rare!

by Anonymousreply 8July 7, 2024 7:09 PM

They actually find ancient statues all the time, lol. It's just that this one is quite well-preserved because it was purposefully buried in the soil.

by Anonymousreply 9July 7, 2024 7:12 PM

*Oh, I see now that you wrote "intact" statues. Sorry!

by Anonymousreply 10July 7, 2024 7:13 PM

[quote] lol

LoL! :)

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by Anonymousreply 11July 7, 2024 7:15 PM

OMG he is someone's son!

Behave yourselves!

by Anonymousreply 12July 7, 2024 7:22 PM

That is the sum of R11's wit and repartee. 😵‍💫🤡

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by Anonymousreply 13July 7, 2024 7:22 PM

[quote] Just like nowadays where we hide the porn under the mattress.

Are you posting from 1989?

by Anonymousreply 14July 7, 2024 7:25 PM

He had a nice ass but he could not remain above ground forever.

by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2024 7:25 PM

DL's favourite god would have to be Priapus.

[quote] In Greek mythology, Priapus (/praɪˈeɪpəs/;[1] Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος, Príapos) is a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens, and male genitalia. Priapus is marked by his oversized, permanent erection, which gave rise to the medical term priapism.

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by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2024 7:32 PM

R7, somehow the thought of a 4th century gayling fapping makes me sad.

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2024 12:15 AM

Hermes.is pretty cool. He's a psychopomp. Kind of aan Ancient Greek version of an angel.

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2024 12:15 AM

Whoever chiseled that statue definitely had a major thing for male ass

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2024 12:36 AM

R18, I've always thought Hermes was the coolest Olympian. He invented the lyre when he was a baby, he's smarter than all the gods, he's a trickster, he can literally fly, he doesn't share the other gods' tendency to fly off the handle over tiny insults and transform people into plants for revenge...

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2024 1:15 AM

R16, there is a temple dedicated to the worship of the Phallus.

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by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2024 1:29 AM

What were the AD 388 caftans like anyways?

by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2024 4:14 AM

Scat queen. Nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 23July 8, 2024 4:19 AM

R17, don't be. They probably had more fun.

by Anonymousreply 24July 8, 2024 4:21 AM

r20 My favourite part are the Talaria, his winged sandals. Coolest footwear in the whole pantheon.

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by Anonymousreply 25July 8, 2024 4:24 AM
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