Texas peoples, what have you done in advance of the storm? I bought toilet paper, and I made a batch of cosmopolitans.
How are you preparing for Beryl?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 8, 2024 11:00 PM |
I'm gonna cut her in the back alley. Oops. Oh. Never mind.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 6, 2024 8:15 PM |
I pre-lubed.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 6, 2024 8:18 PM |
Six weeks at Camp David and some cold medicine.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 6, 2024 8:21 PM |
Preparing for her?
The same as always.
If she appears at the front door, I'm heading out the other way.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 6, 2024 9:22 PM |
^ MOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 6, 2024 9:58 PM |
I bought a stack of old mystery paperbacks for entertainment.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 6, 2024 10:44 PM |
Everybody ready for a Beryl of fun?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 6, 2024 10:47 PM |
Drinking grape Crystal Light
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 6, 2024 10:50 PM |
Not all women are raving bloody lesbians, you know
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 6, 2024 10:52 PM |
[Quote] How are you preparing for Beryl?
I’m having tea and scones brought in
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 6, 2024 10:57 PM |
I’ll snatch her weave.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 6, 2024 10:59 PM |
I'll put on my caftan and earrings, then prepare a delicious roast which I shall serve on my finest china.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 6, 2024 11:06 PM |
Here comes the rain again.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 7, 2024 4:50 PM |
drinking orange Crystal Light soft drink mix.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 8, 2024 10:20 AM |
I’m expecting Sen. Cruz to start crying for federal emergency funds any second to assist with damages. You know, the same federal emergency funds he votes to deny other states when they need them.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 8, 2024 11:47 AM |
getting down on all fours in the doorway and presenting hole
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 8, 2024 11:52 AM |
No power. What will happen to my meat pies in the freezer?? 😭
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 8, 2024 12:31 PM |
The lights have flickered but are still on. Whenever the rain lets up, the wind seems to pick up.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 8, 2024 1:34 PM |
I saw a headline about a woman and her dog rescued when the roof was torn off her house in Jamaica Beach. WTF was she doing in Jamaica Beach? (It's on Galveston Island.) If you're stupid enough to remain on a barrier island during a hurricane, you're too stupid to live. Shame about the dog, though.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 8, 2024 2:20 PM |
HOUSTON ZOO DAMAGED! ANIMALS ESCAPING!
More fun than a Beryl full of monkeys.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 8, 2024 3:18 PM |
I was going to buy paper towels but I am hoping former president Trump waddles by and tosses a few rolls my way.
I figure actual President Biden will do whatever he can to help us all out in any other way.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 8, 2024 3:36 PM |
"I’m expecting Sen. Cruz to start crying for federal..."
He's in Cancun.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 8, 2024 10:16 PM |
Concord grape Crystal Light 🍇
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 8, 2024 11:00 PM |