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How are you preparing for Beryl?

Texas peoples, what have you done in advance of the storm? I bought toilet paper, and I made a batch of cosmopolitans.

by Anonymousreply 26July 8, 2024 11:00 PM

I'm gonna cut her in the back alley. Oops. Oh. Never mind.

by Anonymousreply 1July 6, 2024 8:15 PM

I pre-lubed.

by Anonymousreply 2July 6, 2024 8:18 PM

Six weeks at Camp David and some cold medicine.

by Anonymousreply 3July 6, 2024 8:21 PM

Preparing for her?

The same as always.

If she appears at the front door, I'm heading out the other way.

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by Anonymousreply 4July 6, 2024 9:22 PM

There is no preparation for me, dearies.

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by Anonymousreply 5July 6, 2024 9:28 PM


by Anonymousreply 6July 6, 2024 9:58 PM

I bought a stack of old mystery paperbacks for entertainment.

by Anonymousreply 7July 6, 2024 10:44 PM

Everybody ready for a Beryl of fun?

by Anonymousreply 8July 6, 2024 10:47 PM

Drinking grape Crystal Light

by Anonymousreply 9July 6, 2024 10:50 PM

Not all women are raving bloody lesbians, you know

by Anonymousreply 10July 6, 2024 10:52 PM

[Quote] How are you preparing for Beryl?

I’m having tea and scones brought in

by Anonymousreply 11July 6, 2024 10:57 PM

I’ll snatch her weave.

by Anonymousreply 12July 6, 2024 10:59 PM

I'll put on my caftan and earrings, then prepare a delicious roast which I shall serve on my finest china.

by Anonymousreply 13July 6, 2024 11:06 PM

Beryl at home...

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by Anonymousreply 14July 6, 2024 11:12 PM

The Opening

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by Anonymousreply 15July 6, 2024 11:22 PM

Here comes the rain again.

by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2024 4:50 PM

drinking orange Crystal Light soft drink mix.

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2024 10:20 AM

I’m expecting Sen. Cruz to start crying for federal emergency funds any second to assist with damages. You know, the same federal emergency funds he votes to deny other states when they need them.

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2024 11:47 AM

getting down on all fours in the doorway and presenting hole

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2024 11:52 AM

No power. What will happen to my meat pies in the freezer?? 😭

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2024 12:31 PM

The lights have flickered but are still on. Whenever the rain lets up, the wind seems to pick up.

by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2024 1:34 PM

I saw a headline about a woman and her dog rescued when the roof was torn off her house in Jamaica Beach. WTF was she doing in Jamaica Beach? (It's on Galveston Island.) If you're stupid enough to remain on a barrier island during a hurricane, you're too stupid to live. Shame about the dog, though.

by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2024 2:20 PM


More fun than a Beryl full of monkeys.

by Anonymousreply 23July 8, 2024 3:18 PM

I was going to buy paper towels but I am hoping former president Trump waddles by and tosses a few rolls my way.

I figure actual President Biden will do whatever he can to help us all out in any other way.

by Anonymousreply 24July 8, 2024 3:36 PM

"I’m expecting Sen. Cruz to start crying for federal..."

He's in Cancun.

by Anonymousreply 25July 8, 2024 10:16 PM

Concord grape Crystal Light 🍇

by Anonymousreply 26July 8, 2024 11:00 PM
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