and every place he'd hit me I'd lose a thumb and grow an eye!
I dreamt that Danny Thomas was chasing me and throwing walnuts at me,
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 6, 2024 10:54 AM |
Walnuts are a high-residue food, OP. Did he throw corn at you too?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 6, 2024 2:29 AM |
Oh, Rob!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 6, 2024 2:41 AM |
Um, those weren’t walnuts, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 6, 2024 2:42 AM |
A nightmare like that would certainly cause me to make boom for daddy.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 6, 2024 2:43 AM |
Was he originally under a glass coffee table?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 6, 2024 3:53 AM |
Did Mary Tyler Moore open the closet door and slide down on her tummy?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 6, 2024 4:19 AM |
What a weird coincidence. I just dreamt that my mom was eating from a big platter of fudge, and that fudge was loaded with walnuts! I stuck a piece onto my thumb and smeared it all over! Mom said I was a naughty boy and she knew just what to do with me. Then I woke up.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 6, 2024 5:42 AM |
Have you checked your thumbs
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 6, 2024 10:54 AM |